Sad Pies
- Check Yes, CheesiestThree, two, one, pizza in my arms now. Our 12'' garlic butter crust topped with red sauce and mozzarella cheese$12.34
- This Ain't A Cheese It's A Pep-Per-O-NiOur 12'' garlic butter crust topped with red sauce, mozzarella cheese, and pepperoni. Jiminy jillikers$12.34
- Where Are You? & I'm So SausageOur 12'' crust topped with red sauce, mozzarella cheese, and sausage$12.34
Build Your Own Pizza
- Build Your Own PizzaPizza! at tonight's dinner. Build your own 12" pizza with the sauces and toppings that you enjoy. Choose Sauce: Red Sauce, White Sauce, BBQ Sauce, Spicy Red Sauce, Spicy White Sauce$12.34
Sad Side
- Wing Life AwayFive crispy oven-baked chicken wings tossed in whatever sauce you choose and served with a side of ranch. Choose Sauce: BBQ Sauce, Buffalo Sauce, Garlic Parmesan Sauce, Cowboy BBQ Sauce, Plain Sauce$7.07
- Saves The Day SticksFor when you're two floors down getting high in the back room. Get a full pizza topped with garlic butter, cheese, and Italian seasoning for these cheese sticks for everyone to share. Comes with sides of red sauce and ranch.$12.34
- New Found Garlic BreadThe perfectly sad side, a hoagie bun with garlic butter and cheese. You were everything I wanted$5.05
Sauces on the Side
- Red Sauce$0.41
- Garlic Butter Sauce$0.41
- Ranch Sauce$0.41