Blue cheese butter stuffed beef patty, honeyed bacon bits, crispy fried kale, curry mayo, all on a brioche bun
$13.49
ROAD TO CALCUTTA
Tikka chicken patty, grilled pineapple, tamarind bbq, bibb lettuce, beefsteak tomato, red onion, coriander aioli, all on a brioche bun
$11.99
CHACA OAXACA
Beef & chorizo patty with queso fresco, fried egg, avocado spread, pico de gallo, tabasco mayo, all on a brioche bun
$12.99
ROYALE WITH CHEESE
House-ground beef patty, American cheese (2x), jalapeño bacon, chopped red onions, mustard, spiked ketchup, all on a brioche bun
$12.49
BILLY F GIBBONS
(formerly Bad Hombre) House-ground beef patty, candied bacon, gouda, caramelized onions, mango pico, cream cheese spread, Trailboss Habanero sauce, all on a brioche bun
$12.99
RANCH HOUSE
House-ground beef patty, bacon & onion marmalade, arugula, spinach, white cheddar, ranch mayo, all on a brioche bun
$12.49
NANNY GOAT
House-ground beef patty, herb goat cheese, bibb lettuce, beefsteak tomato, onion, garlic-herb mayo, all on a brioche bun
$11.99
SUGAR BURGER
House-ground beef patty, candied bacon, grilled peaches, caramelized onions, arugula, jalapeño jam, all on a brioche bun
$12.49
LUV YA BLUE
House-ground beef patty, bleu cheese slaw, caramelized onions, bleu cheese crumbles, garlic-herb mayo, all on a brioche bun
$11.99
WHISKEY BURGER
House-ground beef patty, Irish whiskey cheddar, candied bacon, blackberry compote, shredded lettuce, whole-grain mustard, all on a brioche bun
$13.99
MARVIN ZINDLER
House-ground beef patty, applewood smoked bacon, beefsteak tomato, jalapeños, shredded lettuce, fried onion, cheddar, pickle chutney, Texas BBQ sauce, all on a brioche bun
$12.99
FIREBIRD
Nashville hot fried chicken, southern slaw, pickles, bandit ranch, all on a brioche bun
$12.49
HOT BASTARD
House-ground beef patty, habanero cheddar, marinated fresno peppers, bibb lettuce, beefsteak tomato, onion, fresno aioli, Melinda's XXXtra hot sauce, all on a brioche bun
$11.99
BODACIOUS
House-ground beef patty, American cheese (2x), bacon, crispy onions, grilled jalapeños, pickles, smoked jalapeño mayo, bodacious BBQ sauce, all on a brioche bun
$13.49
RIVER OAKS C.C
Just like Eloise made in 1963: our house-ground beef patty, chopped iceberg lettuce, beefsteak tomato, onions, pickles, cheddar, mayo & mustard, all on a brioche bun
Build your own masterpiece. Base begins with a beef patty and brioche bun unless specified otherwise (price varies)
$10.99
COWBOY COBB
Mixed greens, applewood smoked bacon, hard boiled egg, avocado, roma tomato, chive goat cheese, crispy jalapeno croutons, avocado ranch dressing ...Try it with the steak!
$11.99
AVOCADO CAESAR
Chopped romaine, whole half avocado, parmesan, Castelvetrano olives, capers, caesar dressing, pumpernickel croutons... Try it with the chicken!
$11.99
GOAT SIDE SALAD
Mixed greens, cheddar, bacon, diced tomato and onion, hard-boiled egg (choice of dressing)
$7.99
KID SLIDERS
TWO mini, plain jane cheeseburgers on brioche sliders, served with pickles and choice of fries, chips, or orange slices.
Want something more exciting? Get the BYO burger!
$8.99
GRILLED CHEESE
A grilled cheese sammy on brioche toast, served with pickles and choice of fries, chips, or orange slices
$6.99
CHEESE FRIES SURPRISE
Cheddar, bacon, jalapeños & (surprise!) our Brisket Chili over a large helping of Hand Punched Fries - served with ranch and ketchup
$12.99
CHEESE FRIES NO SURPRISE
Cheddar, bacon & jalapeños over a large helping of Hand Punched Fries - served with ranch and ketchup
$10.99
TOSTADA CHIPS & QUESO
Homemade and topped with taco meat, guacamole & pico de gallo
$9.49
TEXAS CAVIAR
Chilled black-eyed pea salad with hominy, diced tomatoes, poblanos & red onion, marinated in apple cider vinaigrette
$3.99
HAND PUNCHED FRIES
Seasoned with salt, pepper & parsley
$3.99
SWEET POTATO FRIES
Lightly salted
$3.99
HOMEMADE GOAT CHIPS
'Lil sweet, 'lil spicy
$2.99
TOSTADA CHIPS & HOMEMADE SALSA
$5.99
STEAMING PILE
Jalapeño-cheddar tater tots topped
with cheddar, chive goat cheese, bacon & a fried egg (sunny-side-up) with a dash of truffle oil - served with Ranchero dressing for dipping
$8.99
BRISKET CHILI BOWL
Homemade and topped with cheddar & jalapeños – served with tostada chips
$8.99
DRINKS
Country Time Lemonade
16oz - fountain
$3.25
Iced Tea
16oz - fresh brewed
$3.25
Sweet Tea
16oz - fresh brewed
$3.25
Dr. Pepper
16oz - fountain
$3.25
Diet Dr. Pepper
16oz - fountain
$3.25
Coca-Cola
16oz - fountain
$3.25
Diet Coke
16oz - fountain
$3.25
Coke Zero
16oz - fountain
$3.25
St. Arnold Root Beer
12oz - bottle
$5.00
Sprite
16oz - fountain
$3.25
Squirt (Can)
$2.00
Lagunitas Hoppy Refresher
$5.00
Saint Arnold Ginger Beer
12oz - bottle
$5.00
SWEETS
GOAT BALLS
Deep fried, Bavarian crème filled balls,
topped with powdered sugar - served with blackberry compote for dipping
$5.99
PUMPKIN SPICE GOAT BALLS
Deep fried, cheesecake-filled balls, dusted with sugar & pumpkin pie spice, served with mascarpone dip
$6.99
Vanilla Shake
Handspun vanilla Blue Bell, with whipped
cream & a cherry on top
$5.99
Chocolate Shake
Handspun milk chocolate Blue Bell, with whipped cream & a cherry on top
$5.99
Cookies & Cream Shake
Handspun cookies & cream Blue Bell, with whipped cream & a cherry on top
$5.99
Pumpkin Pie Milkshake
Handspun vanilla Blue Bell mixed with mint-chocolate sauce and Thin Mint cookies with whipped cream & a cherry on top
$6.99
Thin Mint Shake
Handspun vanilla Blue Bell mixed with mint-chocolate sauce, with whipped cream & a cherry on top
$5.99
Salted Caramel & Pretzel Shake
Handspun vanilla Blue Bell mixed with salted caramel sauce, with whipped cream & a cherry on top
$5.99
ADULT BEVERAGES (to go)
Moontang 16oz
Our signature frozen cocktail... Firefly Moonshine blended with TANG and other things
$12.00
Moontang ONE GALLON
Moontang for the masses! Or at least enough to share with some friends