Rocko's Dive Bar & Texas Kitchen Menu

$Bar, Restaurant

1130 Broadway St #114, Pearland, TX 77581

TRICKED UP SAMMIEZ & TACOS SNACKS N SIDES WHORES D-VOURES, Y'ALL PARTICIPATION TROPHY KIDS AHHH, SWEET!

TRICKED UP SAMMIEZ & TACOS
- Sweet Baby Grilled Cheesus
  Sourdough with gruyere, sharp cheddar, and American cheeses, plus crunchy potato chips & bacon (ON THE F&*$'in SAMMICH, ya'll). Served with pepper jelly ranch.
  $11.00
- Blue-Gin Chicken Tacos
  Butter flour tortillas with Mumbai chicken tendies, blue cheese & gin sauce, pickled onions, cilantro & Tabasco-honey drizzle. (2) The alcohol is NOT cooked out of the sauce. You're welcome.
  $10.00
- Crystal Beach Destination Wedding
  Butter flour tortillas with blackened fish, crispy house-made griddled boudin & Maxine's corn. Drizzled with remoulade. (2) Because nothing says true love like getting married on Bolivar. Third time's the charm!
  $12.00
- Brisket Before Bros
  Butter flour tortillas with house-smoked brisket, smoked jalapeno, tallow-griddled onions & bell peppers, salsa-cream cheese, shredded cabbage, queso fresco, and cilantro. (2)
  $11.00
- Dumptruk Fries
  French fries, house-smoked pork butt, our smoked gouda queso, cheddar-jack cheese, bbq sauce, lime crema, smoked jalapeno & cilantro
  $12.00
SNACKS N SIDES
- French Fries
  $5.00
- Kettle Potato Chips
  $1.00
- Tortilla Chips & Salsa
  $3.00
WHORES D-VOURES, Y'ALL
- Sports Bar Desperation
  Egg rolls filled with all your favorite sports bar apps in one bite... a stick of mozzarella, wrapped in house-made boudin, with a smoked jalapeno, then wrapped again in bacon... and now wrapped in an egg roll wrapper and deep fried. Served with pepper jelly ranch. (2)
  $7.00
- Smokehouse Queso
  Smoked gouda queso with a pile of brisket, cheddar-jack cheese, sour cream, house salsa, queso fresco & cilantro. With chips.
  $12.00
- Mumbai Chicken Tendies
  Two hefty chicken strips, marinated in exotic spices and deep fried. Served with Mama T's tamarind dip.
  $8.00
- Char-Meat-Cute-Ehrie
  Brisket, smoked pork butt, assorted cheeses, fresh crunchy veggies, crackers, pepper jelly & ranch. We've fixed the whole problem with meet-cute stories.
  $14.00
PARTICIPATION TROPHY KIDS
- Basic Bitch PB&J
  $3.00
- Basic Bitch Grilled Cheese
  $4.00
AHHH, SWEET!
- Homemade Brownie
  $4.00
- Make It A La Mode!
  $1.00