Beer
- Miller High Life$4.00
- Bud Light$6.00
- Bud Heavy$6.00
- Modelo$6.00
- Pacifico$7.00
- Hoegaarden$7.00
- Shinerbock$7.00
- Cider (Can)$7.00
Draft Beer
- Heineken
- Captain Lawrence IPA
Wine
- Cabernet Sauvignonthat's the red one
- Sauvignon Blancthis one is white
- Roseit's all pink on the inside
Happy Hour
- Well Drinks $2 Off
- Draft Beer $2 Off
- Wine $2 Off
- Shinerbock Tallboy$5.00
- Dirty Water Dogs!$2.00
Good Food for What Ale's Ya
- Holy Moley GuacamoleFresh made guac w house made chips$16.00
- Borderline (Best) Tacos2 chicken, beef or veggie – always delicious$9.00
- Shishito PeppersJust fucking perfect$12.00
- Hummus Among USSeasonal veggies, fresh pita$12.00
- Slippery SlidersChicken or beef – with or without cheese$4.00
- Biggie BurgerAdd bacon or cheese, comes w chips$14.00
- Tater ThotsA handsome helping w 3 dipping sauces$9.00
- QuesadillaBeef, chicken or veggie and always with guac!$12.00
- Dirty Water DogsTwo grilled allbeef franks – only $2 each at happy hour!$9.00
Cock & Tales
- New York SourJim beam black, lemon juice, sugar, red wine float
- Daddy IssuesStoli, aperol, honey, lemon
- Irish Old FashionedJameson black barrel, simple, angostura, peychaud's
- Classic NegroniBotanist gin, campari, sweet vermouth, orange bitters
- Hola PutaSombra mezcal, simple, both bitters, & a lil love
- Double DoubleWoodford rye & bourbon, montenegro, averna
- The Mustache TicklerCenote blanco, lime, sriracha infused honey
- Nasty WomanStoli elit vodka, st. Germain, lemon, pineapple
- Bad HombreCasamigos tequila, lime, honey, grapefruit
- Dame Un BesoCenote blaco, grapefruit, ginger beer, lime
- Tootsie RollMac 12 double cask, lemon, honey, choc bitters
Vodka
- Stoli$295.00
- Titos$345.00
- Absolut Elyx$395.00
Gin
- Ford's$295.00
- Hendrick's$345.00
Whiskey
- Jameson$295.00
- Jack Daniels$295.00
- Makers Mark$295.00
- Bulleit$295.00
- Suntory Toki$345.00
- Macallan 12$395.00
Tequila
- Dobel$295.00
- Casamigos Blanco$345.00
- Casasmigos Reposado$395.00
- Casamigos Anejo$445.00
- Casa Dragones$495.00
Cognac
- Remy Martin 1738$345.00
- Hennessy$345.00
- Hennessy VSOP$395.00
Champagne
- Perrier Jouet Brut$145.00
- Perrier Jouet Belle Epoque$395.00
