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CREEM SOFT SERVE - LOADS OF LEMON TWISTED MARSHMALLOW TOASTED GRAHAM CRACKER-PERVERTED CLASSIC O.M.F.G.PUCKER UP SOUR PUSS WE CAN MAKE YOUR “LEMON MY FAO” PLANT BASED BUT NOT VEGAN

CHOCKLIT SOFT SERVE - HOT CHOCKLIT POWDER PUNK CHOCKLIT HARD SHELL TWISTED MARSHMALLOW TOASTED GRAHAM CRACKER - PERVERTED CLASSIC CAMPFIRE BADGE ON YOUR KNEES WE CAN MAKE YOUR “BEG FOR S’MORE” PLANT BASED BUT NOT VEGAN

CREEM × CHOCKLIT SOFT SERVE - SMOTHERED IN SALTED CARAMEL TRISTAN DURDEN SALTED PRETZEL DIRTY WHIP MCQUEEN DICAPRIO STARDUST WHITE CHOCOLATE CALLET - SALTY SWEET FILTHY RICH . ALWAYS A GOOD TIME WE CAN MAKE YOUR “DIRTY BLONDE” VEGAN

CHOCKLIT SOFT SERVE - PUNK CHOCKLIT HARD SHELL CHOCKLIT.CHOCKLIT.CHOCKLIT CHOCKLIT + CHOCKLIT - PERVERTED CLASSIC GIVES UNTIL IT HURTS CAN’T SAY NO WE CAN MAKE YOUR “COCOA DEPENDENCY” VEGAN

THERE ONCE WAS A MAN FROM NANTUCKET WHO LOVED KEY LIME SOFT SERVE BY THE BUCKET WITH A GRAHAM CRACKER CRUMBLE HE SAID IN A MUMBLE IF LEFT ALONE WITH THIS CONE I WOULD F!#K IT WE CAN MAKE YOUR “DIRTY LIMERICK” VEGAN

CREEM SOFT SERVE - CINNAMON CRUNCH CINNFUL CARAMEL INJECTION CINNAWHIP DIRTY LITTLE CHURO - DEADLY CHURRO WORSHIP . ZIGAZIG AH WE CAN MAKE YOUR “CINNER” VEGAN

OVERRATED SOFT SERVE - SOME SORT OF WHA TEVER SALTY SWEET CRUMBLE BARELY HARD CHOCKLIT HARD SHELL STUPID WHIP CREAM WHO PUTS A F#ING RITZ CRACKER ON ICE CREAM!? - LOOKS COOL BUT YOU’LL PROBABLY WAIT IN LINE FOREVER, THEN IT WILL JUST MELT. THE FLAVOURS AREN’T EVEN THAT PERVERTED WE CAN MAKE YOUR “BAD REVIEW” VEGAN

CREEM × CHOCKLIT SOFT SERVE - MACHO MATCHA FLEX MONDO MATCHA HARD SHELL COCONUT CRUMBLE TWISTED CHOCOLATE STIX - PERVERTED CLASSIC HULK’N OUT . TOTALLY SHREDDED WE CAN MAKE YOUR “MACHO MATCHA MAN” PLANT BASED BUT NOT VEGAN

CREAM × CHOCKLIT SOFT SERVE - MINT COCONUT COOKIE CRUMBLE FILTHY MINT WHIP PUNK CHOCKLIT HARD SHELL CHOCKLIT CHIP COOKIE - BREAK FROM REALITY NOT ALRIGHT . THE FULL MINTY WE CAN MAKE YOUR “MENTHOL BREAKDOWN” VEGAN

CREEM SOFT SERVE - HOLLI WOULD TART CHÉRI BOMB HARD SHELL BARB WIRE CRUMBLE CHERRY WHIP HALLE CHERRY SOUR - COOL WORLD.ZOFTIG ALL TARTED UP WE CAN MAKE YOUR “BOMBSHELL” VEGAN

CREEM SOFT SERVE - CHIP + COOKIE CRUMBLE PUNK CHOCKLIT HARD SHELL BLUE MONSTER VICIOUS CHIP ON TOP - NOT YOUR PUPPET SWEEPIN’ THE CLOUDS AWAY SEA IS FOR SALTY WE CAN MAKE YOUR “VICIOUS SID” VEGAN

CREEM × CHOCKLIT SOFT SERVE - SALTED CARAMEL.SPRINKLES PUNK CHOCKLIT HARD SHELL DIRTY CREEM WHIP CHERRY ON TOP - PRVRTD CLASSIC BETTY + VERONICA ‘CAUSE IT’S NOT QUITE SUNDAE WE CAN MAKE YOUR “SATURDAY NIGHT” VEGAN

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