Sandwiches
- Parson’s Fried Chicken SandwichFried Chicken Thigh, American Cheese, Shredded Lettuce, North Star Pickles, Garlic Mayo, Parson’s Red Hot Sauce, Brioche Bun$12.00
- GRILLED CHICKEN SANDWICHMarinated Chicken Breast, Avocado, Garlic Mayo, Shredded Lettuce, North Star Pickles, Parson’s Red Hot Sauce, Whole Wheat Bun$13.00
- HOT CHICKEN SANDWICHFried Chicken Thigh Tossed In Nashville Hot Sauce, American Cheese, Shredded Lettuce, North Star Pickles, Garlic Mayo, Parson’s Red Hot Sauce, Brioche Bun$13.00
- FISH SANDWICHChicken Fried Fish, Tartar Sauce, Shredded Lettuce, North Star Pickles, Parson’s Red Hot Sauce, American Cheese, Brioche Bun$13.00
- Parson's Not-Chicken SandwichPlant-Based Chicken Patty in Parson's Signature Buttermilk Dredge, American Cheese, Garlic Mayo, Shredded Lettuce, North Star Pickles, Parson’s Red Hot Sauce, Brioche Bun$12.00
- PARSON’S HOT NOT-CHICKEN SANDWICHPlant-Based Chicken Patty in Parson's Signature Buttermilk Dredge, American Cheese, Parson’s Yellow Hot Sauce, Garlic Mayo, Shredded Lettuce, North Star Pickles, Parson’s Red Hot Sauce, Brioche Bun$13.00
- VEGETABLE CLUBPickled Beets, Radishes, Cucumbers, Herbed Cream Cheese, Three Sisters Garden Pea Shoots, Greens, Mustard Vinaigrette$12.00
- HOT NUGGETSHand-Cut White Meat w/ Choice of Dip Sauce$10.00
- PARSON’S HOT DARKA Thigh and Leg Served w/ White Bread and Pickles$11.00
- PARSON’S HOT WHITEA Wing and Breast Served w/ White Bread and Pickles$12.00
Burger Time
- Parson’s Burger2 Smashed Slagel Farms Beef Patties, American Cheese, Griddled Onion, North Star Pickles, Mustard, Ketchup, Brioche Bun$12.00
- PARSON’S PLANT-BASED BURGERPlant-Based Patty, American Cheese, Griddled Onion, North Star Pickles, Mustard, Ketchup, Brioche Bun$12.00
Salads
- PONDEROSA SALADDressing, Bacon, Aged Cheddar, Tomato, Radishes, Red Onion$13.00
- SIDE SALADWerp Farm Mixed Greens, Herbs, Radishes, Cucumbers, Mustard Vinaigrette on the Side$8.00
Chicken
- CHICKEN AND WAFFLE¼ Dark Fried Chicken, Belgian Waffle, Salted Butter, Local Maple Syrup$15.00
- CHICKEN NUGGETSHand-Cut White Meat w/ Choice of Dipping Sauce$9.00
- Fried Amish Chicken
- Grilled Amish Chicken
- HOT NUGGETSHand-Cut White Meat w/ Choice of Dip Sauce$10.00
- PARSON’S HOT DARKA Thigh and Leg Served w/ White Bread and Pickles$11.00
- PARSON’S HOT WHITEA Wing and Breast Served w/ White Bread and Pickles$12.00
and Fish
- Fish FryFresh, Never Frozen$9.00
- SHRIMP BASKET8 Jumbo Fried Gulf Shrimp, Cocktail Sauce, Lemon, French Fries$16.00
Sweets
- SLICE OF BANG BANG PIEAsk For Today’s Slice$7.00
Sides
- PICKLESThick-cut North Star Pickle Chunks$3.00
- SOUTHERN CREAMY SLAWCabbage, Carrots, Pickled Red Onions, Sour Cream$6.00
- MASHED POTATOESYukon Gold Potatoes, Cream, Butter, Rich Chicken Gravy$6.00
- MAC AND CHEESEA Blend of Cheddar, Jack, and Merkts Cheese, topped with Parmesan Breadcrumbs$8.00
- Parson’s Famous Hush PuppiesSlagel Family Farm Ham Hock, Cream Cheese, Scallions, Spicy Mayo, Three Sisters Garden Cornmea$7.00
COCKTAILS
- GAME CHANGERDeep Eddy Vodka, Soda$7.00
- PICKLESPRITZLetherbee Gin, Parson’s Pickle Soda$9.00
- NO 'PAGNE COCKTAILCava, Sugar, Angostura Bitters$10.00
- PISCO CONTROLControl Pisco, Dimmi, Lemon, Angostura Bitters$11.00
- Red HookRittenhouse Rye, Cocchi Di Torino, Luxardo Maraschino, Bitters$11.00
- WRONG ISLAND ICED TEAParson’s El Buho Mezcal, Old Tom Gin, Rhum JM, Zubrowka, Combier, Coca-Cola, Lemon$12.00
FROZEN
- TART EXHIBITLyre’s Non-Alcoholic Agave Blanco Spirit, Passionfruit, Citrus$10.00
- THE ORIGINAL NEGRONI SLUSHYLetherbee Gin, Luxardo Bitter, Sweet Vermouth, Citrus$11.00
- ROTATING FROZENAsk Your Server About Today’s Selection$11.00
HOT
- HOT CIDERHouse Mulled Cider$5.00
HIGHBALL
- PARSON’S HIGHBALLJim Beam, Finely Carbonated Soda Water, Lemon$7.00
- Z.Z. HIGHBALLJim Beam, Letherbee Absinthe, Peychaud’s Bitters, Sugar, Finely Carbonated Soda Water$8.00
BEER COCKTAILS
- BEER DRIVERParson’s Beer, OJ$6.00
- CHELADAFresh Lime, Modelo, Salt Rim$6.00
- MICHELADAModelo, House Sangrita, Lime$7.00
- PREPARADAModelo, Chamoy, Pickle Juice$7.00
- BeerditaSt. Bernardus Wit, Verdita, Salt Rim$8.00
DRAFT
- COORS LIGHTCoors Brewing Company / Golden, CO / 4.2% ABV$5.00
- HOPEWELL FIRST PILSHopewell Brewing Co. / Chicago, IL / 5.1% ABV$7.00
- HOPEWELL GOING PLACESHopewell Brewing Co. / Chicago, IL / 6.8% ABV$7.00
- RIGHT BEE CLEMENTINE CIDERRight Bee Cider / Chicago, IL / 6% ABV$7.00
- SPITEFUL GOD DAMN PIGEON PORTERSpiteful Brewing / Chicago, IL / 8.2% ABV$8.00
CANS
- Parson’s BeerRevolution Brewing Chicago, IL / 4.8% ABV$5.00
- CHEAP BEERAsk Your Server for Today’s Selection$4.00
- MODELO ESPECIALGrupo Modelo S.A. de C.V. / Mexico City, Mexico / 4.4% ABV$6.00
- CASA HUMILDE PIÑATACasa Humilde Cerveceria / Chicago, IL / 7% ABV$7.00
- HIGH NOON SUN SIPS ROTATING HARD SELTZERHigh Noon Spirits Company / Modesto, CA$7.00
- Marz RotatingMarz Community Brewing / Chicago, IL$7.00
- MOODY TONGUE LEMON SAISONMoody Tongue Brewing Co. / Chicago, IL / 6.3% ABV$7.00
- ST. BERNARDUS WITSt. Bernardus / Watou, Belgium / 5.5% ABV$7.00
- STIEGL RADLER 16OZStieglbrauerei zu Salzburg GmbH / Salzburg, Austria / 3.2% ABV$7.00
- VIRTUE BRUT CIDERVirtue Cider / Fennville, MI / 6.7% ABV$7.00
- WHINER ROTATINGWhiner Beer Co. / Chicago, IL$7.00
- BUDWEISER ZERO N/ABudweiser Beer / St. Louis, MO / 0% ABV$4.00
- VISITOR N/A BEERVisitor / Chicago, IL / 0% ABV$5.00
WINE
- Sparkling$10.00
- White$10.00
- Red$10.00
- Orangeˆ$10.00
- Rose$10.00
- Orange Bottlesare 1 Liter per bottle$50.00
SHOT COMBOS
- COMMUTER COMBOBonded, Corazón Blanco Tequila, or Parson's El Buho Mezcal$8.00
- WHISKEY PICKLEEvan Williams Bonded w/ Pickle Brine Back$6.00
- TEQUILA VERDITACorazón Blanco Tequila w/ Verdita Back$6.00
- BUHO SANGRITAParson's El Buho Mezcal w/ Fruit Sangrita Back$7.00
SHOTS
- EVAN WILLIAMS BONDED$4.00
- CORAZON BLANCO TEQUILA$4.00
- JEPPSON’S MALORT$5.00
- OLD GRAND-DAD 100$5.00
- OLD OVERHOLT$5.00
- PARSON’S EL BUHO MEZCAL$5.00
- FERNET BRANCA$5.00
- AMARO MONTENEGRO$6.00
- FEVER DEE WILLIAMS$6.00
- LETHERBEE FERNET$7.00
- LETHERBEE BESK$8.00
SPIRIT FREE
- N/A AMARETTO STONE SOURLyre’s Amaretti, Lemon, OJ$10.00
- N/A APEROL SPRITZLyre’s Italian Spritz, Lyre’s Classico Sparkling, Lemon$10.00
- N/A MARGARITLyre’s Agave Blanco, Lime, Orange, Habanero$10.00
- N/A MARTINI FOR WELLNESS$10.00
- N/A NEGRONILyre’s Italian Spritz, Lyre’s Italian Orange, Lyre’s Aperitif Rosso, Lyre’s Dry London Spirit$10.00
- N/A MICHELADABud Zero, House Sangrita, Lime$5.00
OTHERS
- Parson's Pickle SodaHousemade Pickle Soda w/ North Star Pickle Brine$3.00
- OPEN WATER16oz Can$3.00
- COKE$3.00
- DIET$3.00
- SPRITE$3.00
- GINGER ALE$3.00
- RARE TEA CELLAR ICED TEA$3.00
- CHEERWINE$4.00
- GOSLING’S GINGER BEER$4.00
- LAGUNITAS HOPPY REFRESHER$5.00
- SPRECHER ROOT BEER$5.00
- METRIC COLD BREWMetric Coffee / Chicago, IL$6.00
DIPPIN SAUCE
- BBQ Sauce
- Buffalo
- Garlic Mayo
- Spicy Mayo
- Blue Cheese
- Buttermilk Ranch
- Honey Mustard
- Tartar Sauce
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