Side Hustles
- CHICK ARRONESCrispy chicken, classic buffalo drizzle, cotija, jalapenos, celery, carrot, house ranch dressing$14.00
- CORN PORNFried elote bites, jalapenos, pepper jack cheese sauce, cotija, chipotle lime crema, parsley$14.00
- WHY KNOT!!Warm salted giant pretzel, spicy cheese sauce , mustard$10.00
- PUT A RING ON ITBeer infused onion rings, house ranch$10.00
- MACHO'S NACHOSSmoked brisket, crispy tortilla chips, spicy beer cheese sauce, black beans, corn, jalapenos, pico De gallo, cotija, cilantro, chipotle crema$18.00
- PARLOR FRIESLarge fries, bacon, house seasoning, melted cheese sauce, cotija, green onion$12.00
- SALSA + GUACAMOLE X CHIPS = LOVERoasted chipotle salsa, guacamole, fresh fried tortilla chips$12.00
- LORD OF THE WINGS6 wings, house ranch dressing, choice of sauce - classic buffalo, BBQ , gochujang, Nashville hot$16.00
- JUST FRIESHouse seasoned large fries, house ranch, ketchup$6.00
Get Serious
- PARLOR BURGERCattleman's ranch beef patty, American cheese, lettuce , tomato, red onion, pickles, house sauce, basket of fries$16.00
- GETTIN' PIGGY WIT ITDiced BBQ pork belly, spicy cheese, pickles, BBQ sauce, onion rings, basket of fries$16.00
- THE NASHVILLE HOT CHICKLightly breaded chicken, Nashville hot sauce, tangy slaw, pickles, basket of fries$16.00
- GET A DIPTender brisket, blue cheese sauce, caramelized onions, au jus dip, basket of fries$19.00
- SCALES AND ALESBeer-battered wild Alaskan cod, house seasoned fries, tangy slaw, lemon wedge$18.00
- OH MY COD!! TACOSWild Alaskan cod, tangy slaw, chipotle crema, corn and black bean salsa, lemon wedge$15.00
- LIFE ON THE WEDGEIce berge lettuce, crumbled bacon, tomatoes, blue cheese, green onion, avocado ranch$13.00
- Pork Belly Yum Yum SaladCrispy pork belly, vegetable slaw, jalapeno, green onion, sesame seeds, gochujang dressing$14.00
Signature Cocktails
- Parlor Orange JuliusTito's vodka, fresh orange juice, almond milk maple syrup, aquafaba, vanilla extract$16.00
- The Only Hope For Me Is YouTito's vodka, watermelon juice, strawberry puree, fresh lemon juice$15.00
- Parlor PalomaHerradura Blanco tequila, cointreau, fresh grapefruit juice, pineapple juice, fresh lime juice, adobo infused agave, serrano tincture$18.00
- Go On Vacation, Leave On ProbationEl silencio mezcal, fresh lime juice, pure agave nectar, serrano tincture, cilantro salt rim$18.00
- Foreign CinemaHerradura Blanco tequila, fresh lime juice, pure agave nectar, house made grenadine, angostura bitters$16.00
- Founder's ReserveWoodford reserve rye, amaro nonino aperitif, rich piloncillo syrup, angostura bitters$20.00
- Summer SmokeJack Daniels bonded whiskey, atomized laphroaig scotch, fresh lemon juice, maple syrup, carpano antica sweet vermouth, angostura bitters$16.00
- Hanky PankyFords gin, carpano antica sweet vermouth, fernet-branca bitters$16.00
- Peach NegroniFords gin, carpano antica sweet vermouth, campari, giffard creme De peche liqueur$18.00
- LA ConfidentialRemy martin 1738 cognac, amaro nonino aperitif, fresh lime juice, carpano antica vermouth blanc, giffard apricot De roussillon, apricot biscotti$22.00
- Parlor MicheladaSpicy savory tomato blend, Sol Dias chamoy, celery dehydrated lemon wheel, lime. Pick any beer$4.00
SIDE HUSTLES
- CHICK ARRONES$14.00
- CORN PORN$14.00
- LORD OF THE WINGS6 Wings | Your Choice of Sauce- Classic Buffalo |BBQ | Gochujang | Nashville Hot$16.00
- MACHO'S NACHOS$18.00
- PARLOR FRIES$12.00
- PUT A RING ON IT$10.00
- SALSA + GUACAMOLE X CHIPS = LOVERoasted Chipotle Salsa | Guacamole | Fresh Fried Tortilla Chips$12.00
- JUST FRIES$6.00
- WHY KNOT!!$10.00
- THAT'S WHAT CHEESE SAID!$12.00
GET SERIOUS
- CALI SUNRISE BURRITO$15.00
- CHILI KQILLERS$12.00
- GET A DIPBrisket | Swiss Cheese | Horseradish Mayo |Caramelized onions | A Jus Dip | Soft Bun$19.00
- K-POP TACOSKorean spice pork belly tacos (2), side of corn and bean vegetable blend.$16.00
- LIFE ON THE WEDGEIce Berge Lettuce | Crumbled Bacon | Avocado | Roasted Tomatoes | Smoked Blue Cheese | Green Onion | Ranch$13.00
- MOTHER CLUCKER$18.00
- OH MY COD!! TACOSWild Alaskan Cod | Tangy Claw | Chipotle Crema |Lemon Wedge$15.00
- OHH LA LA SANDWICH$14.00
- PARLOR BURGERDouble Burger Patty | American | Lettuce | Tomato | Red Onion | Pickle | House Sauce$16.00
- PB YUM YUM SALADCrispy Pork Belly | Vegetable Slaw | Crispy jalapeno |Sesame Seeds | Green onion | Gochujang Dressing$14.00
- GETTIN' PIGGY WIT ITDiced BBQ Pork Belly | Swiss Cheese | Pickles | BBQSauce | Whisky Onion Rings$16.00
- SCALES AND ALESBeer-Battered Alaskan Cod Served With Fries | Slaw | Malt Vinegar$18.00
- THE WHITTIER HOT CHICKLightly Breaded Chicken | House Hot Sauce | Tangy Slaw | Pickles | Basket of Fries$19.00
SIDES
- Avocado Ranch Sauce$1.00
- BBQ Sauce$1.00
- Blue Cheese Dressing$1.00
- Blue Cheese Sauce$1.00
- Buffalo Sauce$1.00
- Chips$2.00
- Gochujang Sauce$1.00
- Guacamole$2.00
- Guacamole Large$4.00
- Jalapeno$1.00
- Nashville Sauce$1.00
- Pico De Gallo$2.00
- Queso Cheese$2.00
- Queso Cheese Large$4.00
- Ranch$1.00
- Ranch Large$2.00
- Salsa$1.00
- Salsa Large$2.00
- Sour Cream$1.00
- Sour Cream Large$2.00
- Tartar$1.00
- Tartar Large$2.00
- Chipotle Crema$2.00
HAPPY ENDING
- Butterlicious!!$10.00
CHANGE
- Change $1$1.00
- Change $2$2.00
- Change $3$3.00
COCKTAILS
- Adios MF$13.00
- Appletini$3.00
- Bloody Mary$3.00
- Cactus Cooler$4.00
- Cadillac Margarita$5.00
- Cosmopolitan$2.00
- Cucumber Collins$2.00
- Dark 'N Stormy$14.00
- Dublin Donkey$15.00
- Espresso Martini$14.00
- Gimlet$2.00
- Green Tea CocktailShot of JamesonPeach SchnappsSweet & Sour$13.00
- Hurricane1 oz Well Silver Rum1 oz Well Dark Rum0.5 oz Grenadine0.5 oz Fresh Lime Juice0.25 oz Pineapple 0.25 oz Fresh OrangeOrange & Cherry Garnish$14.00
- Lemon Drop1.5 oz Choice of Premium Vodka0.5 oz Triple Sec1 oz Simple Syrup0.75 oz Fresh Lemon JuiceLemon Twist GarnishSugar Rim$2.00
- Long Island Iced Tea$13.00
- Madras$2.00
- Mai Tai1.5 oz Well Rum1 oz Triple Sec1 tbsp Grenadine1 tbsp Fresh Lime JuiceOrange Wheel Slice Garnish$4.00
- Manhattan1.5 oz Choice of Premium Whiskey/Bourbon (For Manhattan use American Whiskey like Rye or Bourbon; for Roby Roy use Scotch Whiskey) 1 oz Vermouth2 Dashes of BittersCherry Garnish (for Rob Roy add Orange Peel Garnish)$4.00
- Margarita$3.00
- Martini (Gin)$3.00
- Martini (Vodka)$3.00
- Mojito1.5 oz Meyers White Rum1 oz Simple Syrup1 oz Fresh Lemon or Lime Juice3 Mint LeavesClub Soda FloaterMint & Lime Garnish$3.00
- Moscow Mule$3.00
- Old Fashioned$3.00
- Paloma (Classic)$3.00
- Rob Roy$4.00
- Sea Breeze$3.00
- Sex On The Beach$2.00
- Tequila Sunrise$4.00
- Tokyo Tea$13.00
- Tom Collins$2.00
- Whiskey Sour1.5 oz Choice of Whiskey0.75 Lemon Juice1 oz Simple Syrup2 Dashes of BittersAquafaba (chick-pea water) - optional Lemon Peel Garnish$3.00
- White Russian1.5 oz Well Vodka1 oz Kahlua1 Splash Almond Milk$4.00
- White Xmas$12.00
BOURBON | WHISKEY
- Basil Hayden$15.00
- Blanton's Single Barrel Bourbon Whiskey$16.00
- Buffalo Trace$10.00
- Bulleit$12.00
- Crown Royal$12.00
- Crown Royal Apple$12.00
- Fireball$9.00
- High West Bourbon$14.00
- Jack Daniels$10.00
- Jack Daniels Bonded Rye$12.00
- Jack Daniels Bonded Straight Bourbon$12.00
- Jack Daniels Fire Flavored$10.00
- Jack Daniels Honey$12.00
- Jameson$10.00
- Jefferson Bourbon$13.00
- Kentucky Owl Bourbon$15.00
- Knob Creek Bourbon$13.00
- Knob Creek Rye$13.00
- Larceny Bourbon$12.00
- Makers Mark$12.00
- Old Forester Rye Whiskey$9.00
- Old Forester Straight Bourbon$9.00
- Seagram 7$9.00
- Skrewball$12.00
- Slane$9.00
- Southern Comfort$9.00
- Templeton Rye Whiskey 4Yr$13.00
- Templeton Rye Whiskey 6Yr$15.00
- Tullamore D.E.W. Irish Whiskey$9.00
- Wild Turkey 101$12.00
- Wild Turkey 81$9.00
- Woodford Reserve Distiller's Select$13.00
GIN
- Fords London Dry Gin$11.00
- Tanqueray$12.00
- Bombay Saphire$12.00
- Hendricks$12.00
BRANDY | CORDIALS | LIQUEURS
- Amaro Nonino Liqueur$18.00
- Baileys$11.00
- Campari$12.00
- Cointreau$13.00
- Disaronno Amaretto Liqueur$12.00
- E&J Brandy$8.00
- Fernet Branca$13.00
- Frangelico$13.00
- Giffard Abricot Du Roussillon$13.00
- Giffard Peche De Vigne$11.00
- Goldschlager$11.00
- Grand Marnier$13.00
- Hennesy Cognac$16.00
- Jagermeister$10.00
- Kahlua$9.00
- Lugano Armano$11.00
- Midori Melon$9.00
- Pama Pomegranate$11.00
- Remy Martin VSOP Heritage$22.00
- St Germain Elderflower$14.00
- Swt Vermouth$10.00
RUM
- Bacardi$9.00
- Captain Morgan$9.00
- Malibu Coconut Rum$10.00
- Rumchata$10.00
SCOTCH
- Glenfiddich 12yr$16.00
- Glenlivet 12 Yr$16.00
- Johnnie Walker Black$14.00
- Laphroaig 10 Yr$18.00
- Macallan Sherry Oak 12 Yr$24.00
- Macallan Single Malt 18 Yr$67.00
TEQUILA | MEZCAL
- 1800 Reposado$18.00
- Casa Del Sol Anejo$22.00
- Casa Del Sol Anejo RSV Angel$35.00
- Casa Del Sol Blanco$16.00
- Casa Del Sol Reposado$18.00
- Casamigos Anejo$16.00
- Casamigos Blanco$13.00
- Casamigos Cristalino$16.00
- Casamigos Reposado$14.00
- Cazadorees Reposado$12.00
- Clase Azul Gold$55.00
- Don Fulano Blanco$18.00
- Don Fulano Reposado$22.00
- Don Julio 70 Yr$22.00
- Don Julio Anejo$18.00
- Don Julio Blanco$14.00
- Don Julio Reposado$16.00
- Herradura Anejo$15.00
- Herradura Anejo Ultra$18.00
- Herradura Legend$28.00
- Herradura Reposado$13.00
- Herradura Silver$11.00
- Jose Cuervo Cristalino$10.00
- Mandala Blanco$18.00
- Mandala Reposado$20.00
- Mezcal Los Vecinos$12.00
- Milagro$13.00
- Patron Anejo$16.00
- Patron Reposado$14.00
- Patron Silver$13.00
- Teremana Anejo$12.00
- Teremana Blanco$11.00
- Mezcal Lobos$24.00
VODKA
- Skyy Vodka$10.00
- Absolut$11.00
- Stolichnaya Premium$11.00
- Titos$11.00
- Chopin$12.00
- Ketel One$12.00
- Grey Goose$12.00
- 360 Mandarin Orange$10.00
- 360 Madagascar Vanilla$10.00
- New Amsterdam Vodka Peach$10.00
- New Amsterdam Vodka Raspberry$9.00
- New Amsterdam Vodka Watermelon$10.00
- Pearl Blueberry Vodka$10.00
- Pearl Cucumber Vodka$9.00
- Stolichnaya Chamoy$10.00
- Stolichnaya Citros$10.00
SHOOTERS
- SHOT Buttery Nipples$10.00
- SHOT Cactus Cooler$11.00
- SHOT Chocolate Cake$11.00
- SHOT Green TeaShot of JamesonSplash Peach SchnappsSplash Sweet & Sour$11.00
- SHOT JagerBomb$13.00
- SHOT Jolly Rancher$9.00
- SHOT KamikazeShot of well vodkaSplash triple secSplash lime juice$9.00
- SHOT Lemon Drop$9.00
- SHOT Lick My Chili$10.00
- SHOT Mexican Lollipop$9.00
- SHOT PBJShot of ScrewballBlack Raspberrry Liqeuer$12.00
- SHOT Pink Starburst$10.00
- SHOT Red Headed Slut$10.00
- SHOT Scooby Snacks$11.00
- SHOT Surfer On Acid$11.00
- SHOT Vegas Bombs$13.00
- SHOT Washington Apple$10.00
- SHOT Wet Pussy$10.00
- SHOT White Gummy Bear$10.00
- SHOT Jameson Pickleback$12.00
- SHOT Pineapple Upsidedown Cake$12.00
- SHOT Blueberry Kamikaze$12.00
- SHOT White Xmas$12.00
SPARKLING
- Aperol Spritz$12.00
WHITE WINE
- Sauv Blanc Touraine Oisly
- BTL Sauv Blanc Touraine Oisly
Merch
- Snap Back Mesh Hat - Parlor Bar$25.00
- TShirt - Parlor Bar$20.00
- Yelp Checkin Offer - Parlor Bar Shirt$0.00
Entry Fee
- Entry Fee $15$15.00
Room Reservation
- Room Reservation Fee - Nonrefundable$500.00
Food Service
- Catering Chick Arrones$85.00
- Catering Corn Porn$140.00
- Catering Greek Salad$100.00
- Catering Just Fries$75.00
- Catering Lord Of The Wings$200.00
- Catering Macho's Nachos$140.00
- Catering Parlor Fries$125.00
- Catering SALSA + GUACAMOLE X CHIPS = LOVE$110.00
- Catering That's What Cheese Said!$115.00
- Catering Watermelon Salad$100.00
Sides
- Guacamole Catering Size$12.00
- Queso Catering Size$12.00
- Ranch Catering Size$6.00
- Salsa Catering Size$6.00
Event Menu
- CHICK ARRONESCrispy chicken, classic buffalo, drizzle, cotija, jalapenos, celery, carrot, cilantro, house ranch dressing$85.00
- CORN PORNFried elote bites, jalapenos, pepper jack cheese sauce, cotija, chipotle lime crema$140.00
- MACHO'S NACHOSSmoked brisket, crispy tortilla chips, spicy beer cheese sauce, black beans, corn, jalapenos, pico de gallo, cotija, cilantro, chipotle crema$140.00
- PARLOR FRIESLarge fries, bacon, house, seasoning, melted cheese sauce, cotija, green onion$125.00
- THAT'S WHAT CHEESE SAID!Hand-breaded Wisconsin white cheddar cheese curds, house ranch dressing$110.00
- SALSA + GUACAMOLE X CHIPS = LOVERoasted chipotle salsa, guacamole, fresh fried tortilla chips$115.00
- LORD OF THE WINGSWings, house ranch dressing, choice of sauce: classic buffalo, BBQ, gochujang, Nashville hot$200.00
- JUST FRIESHouse seasoned large fries, house ranch, ketchup$75.00
Let Me Upgrade You!
- Large Guacamole$12.00
- Large Queso$12.00
- Salsa$6.00
- Chipotle Crema$6.00
- Pico De Gallo$6.00
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