NOWHERE Menu

4037 W Expy 83 Suite 100, 105, McAllen, TX 78503
  • Signatures/Spirits

    • SIDE BET

      hennessy, gran marnier, lemon, sugar
    • ELITE SANGRIA

      vodka, lime, orange, peach, red wine
    • ROYAL FLUSH MULE

      crown peach, fresh lime juice, cranberry, and ginger beer
    • HIGH CARD OLD FASHIONED

      1835 whiskey, sugar, orange, and original angostura bitters
    • LADY LUCK

      cucumber vodka, melon, lime, cucumber puree, club soda
    • ELITE MARGARITA

      el tequileno blanco, cointreau, house made sour
    • NOWHERE ESPRESSO MARTINI

      jameson cold brew, baileys, kahlua, espresso
    • DIAMOND 75

      gin, lemon, sparkling white wine
    • GO:OD AM

      fig spread, bourbon, lemon, sugar, egg white
    • THE AVIATION

      empress gin, lemon, luxardo liqueur, creme de violette
    • THE BREEZE

      coconut rum, watermelon vodka, midori, sour, grenadine
    • NAKED AND FAMOUS

      400 conejos, aperol, st. germain, lime
    • RGV MARTINI

      malibu, watermelon, sour, chamoy, trechas
    • THE AFTERGLOW

      sweet and floral layered cocktail made with empress indigo gin
  • Appetizers/Sharables

    • BASIL PESTO CHICKEN FLATBREAD

      basil pesto sauce over flatbread topped with fresh mozzarella cheese, grilled chicken, and black kalamata olives, drizzled with extra virgin olive oil
    • VEGGIE PESTO FLATBREAD

      basil pesto sauce over flatbread topped with fresh mozzarella cheese and black kalamata olives, drizzled with extra virgin olive oil
    • CHIPS & GUAC

      fresh yellow corn tortilla chips with our freshly-made guacamole
    • CHIPS & SALSA

      chefs Rob Michaels world famous salsa. Served with Chefs seasoning blend
    • ONION RINGS

      golden fried onion rings served with a side of spicy ketchup
    • SOUTHWEST EGGROLLS

      chicken, black beans, peppers, cheese and spinach egg rolls served with a side of jalapeno ranch
    • MOZZARELLA STICKS

      6 golden fried mozzarella sticks served with a side of marinara
    • LOADED POTATO KEGS

      4 fried potato kegs filled with bacon, cheddar and chives. Served with Spicy Crema
    • JALAPEÑO POPPERS

      jalapenos filled with a rich, creamy cheese filling and topped with a crisp panko topping and baked until golden.
    • ARTISIAN PIZZA

      house-made marinara, mozzarella cheese, roasted garlic, fresh basil, and house cheese blend
  • Salads

    • HOUSE SALAD

      greens, grape tomatoes, onions, shredded carrots, tossed with a chipotle ranch dressing
    • COBB SALAD

      chopped greens under tomatoes, diced bacon, cheese blend, hard boiled eggs, sliced avocado, and grilled chicken
  • Proteins

    • NY STRIP 12oz

      Handcut 12oz Strip seasoned to perfection and cooked to preference of temperature
    • SALMON 6oz

      Seasoned 6 oz fillet cooked to preference of temperature
    • FILLET 6oz

      Handcut 6oz fillet seasoned to perfection and cooked to preference of temperature
    • CHICKEN 8oz

      2 seasoned 4 oz Chicken breast pan seared
  • Served All Day

    • RIBEYE STREET TACOS

      marinated ribeye, grilled onions, cilantro and a side of salsa
    • CUBANO

      french bread filled with roast pork, ham, swiss chess, pickles and grilled to golden brown perfection
    • CHICKEN PESTO PANINI

      grilled chicken, house-made pesto, baby spinach, and swiss cheese
    • BURGER SLIDERS

      hawaiian bread, 2 cheese blend, and beef patty grilled to perfection
    • NOWHERE NACHOS

      three cheese mix melted on individual tortilla chips with tomatoes, onions, and avocado *add Chicken or add Ribeye*
    • CHICAGO HOT DOG

      Nathans Famous Hot Dog grilled and topped with sliced tomato, diced onions, pickle spears, sweet relish, sports peppers and a sprinkle of celery salt
    • CHILI CHEESE DOG

      Nathans Famous Hot Dog grilled and placed in a toasted bun with mustard, topped with our savory homemade chili and sprinkled with two cheese blend
    • MAXWELL

      Nathans Famous Hot Dog placed in toasted buns topped with grilled onions, sports peppers and sprinkled with celery salt
    • PLAIN HOT DOG

      laid with a side of shoestring fries
    • QUESADILLAS

      your choice of protein or veggies in a crispy flour tortilla cut into four served with a side of lettuce, tomato, avocado and salsa
    • BURRITOS

      beef chili and bean burritos served with shoestring fries
    • JALAPEÑO POPPERS

      five fried jalapenos stuffed with cream cheese and a side of ranch
    • CHIPS & SALSA

      chefs Rob Michaels world famous salsa. Served with Chefs seasoning blend
    • WINGS & FRIES

      six wings baked to a perfect crisp, tossed with lemon pepper seasoning or buffalo sauce
    • MOZZARELLA STICKS

      6 golden fried mozzarella sticks served with a side of marinara sauce
    • FRIED PORTABELLO MUSHROOMS

      seasoned Portabellos fried to order. Served with a side of Ranch
    • LOADED POTATO KEGS

      4 fried potato kegs filled with bacon, cheddar and chives. Served with Spicy Crema
    • ONION RINGS

      golden crispy onions rings served with spicy ketchup.
    • SMASH BURGER

      1/2 Angus Beef smash burger with American cheese. Served side of Lettuce, tomato, pickles, and onions. Served with fries
    • NOWHERE POBLANO PASTA

      poblano Linguini with roasted vegetables with our scratch-made creamy poblano sauce
  • Desserts

    • CHOCOLATE SUNDAE

    • PECAN PIE

    • PECAN PIE A LA MODE

    • CHOCOLATE PIE

    • CHOCOLATE PIE A LA MODE

    • PUMKIN PIE

  • Coffee

    • ESPRESSO

      *hot or iced
    • AMERICANO

      *hot or iced
    • LATTE

      *hot or iced
    • CAPPUCCINO

      *only hot
    • ICED SHAKEN ESPRESSO

  • Teas

    • LEMON & GINGER

    • CHAMOMILE

    • ORANGE

    • MINT

    • CRANBERRY & APPLE

    • CHAMOMILE & MINT

    • HOT GREEN TEA

  • White Wines

    • Bliss Vineyard Sauvignon Blanc 2022

    • Bliss Vineyards Chardonnay 2021

    • Cru Chardonnay 2021

    • Ca’Momi Chardonnay 2021

    • La Crema Chardonnay 2022

    • Cakebread Cellars Chardonnay 2021

    • Rombauer Chardonnay 2022

  • Red Wines

    • Cru Pinot Noir 2021

    • Ramspeck Pinot Noir 2021

    • Meimoi Pinot Noir 2021

    • Flowers Pinot Noir 2020

    • Riglos Quinto Malbec 2021

    • Staphyle Dragon De Vino Malbec 2021

    • Pulenta Estate Malbec 2021

    • Lleiroso Crianza Tempranillo 2018

    • Bliss Vineyards Merlot 2019

    • Decoy Merlot 2019

    • Rombauer Merlot 2019

    • Cakebread Merlot 2017

    • Josh Cabernet Sauvignon 2021

    • Trig Point Cabernet Sauvignon 2021

    • Oberon Cabernet Sauvignon 2021

    • Brutocao Cabernet Sauvignon 2018

    • Austin Hope Cabernet Sauvignon 202

    • Caymus Cabernet Sauvignon 2021

    • Silver Oak Cabernet Sauvignon 2018

    • Keever Vineyards Cabernet Sauvignon 2017

    • Altamura Cabernet Sauvignon 2018

    • Darioush Cabernet Sauvignon 2020

    • Shannon Ridge Wrangler Red Ranch 2018

    • Orin Swift Abstract Red Blend 2021

    • The Prisoner Red Blend 2021

    • Orin Swift Papillon Red Blend 2021

  • Champagne

    • Veuve Clicquot Brut

    • Moet & Chandon Brut

    • Andre Clouet Brut

  • Tequila

    • WELL TEQUILA (JUAREZ)

    • DON JULIO 1942

    • DON JULIO 70

    • DON JULIO REPO

    • DON JULIO ANEJO

    • DON JULIO BLANCO

    • CLASE AZUL REPO

    • CLASE AZUL GOLD

    • CLASE AZUL ANEJO

    • CLASE AZUL ULTRA ANEJO

    • CLASE AZUL REPOSADO

    • CLASE AZUL PLATA

    • CLASE AZUL MEZCAL DURANGO

    • MAESTRO DOBEL DIAMANTE

    • MAESTRO DOBEL PAVITO

    • CASAMIGOS REPO

    • CASAMIGOS BLANCO

    • 7 LEGUAS REPO

    • 7 LENGUAS ANEJO

    • 7 LENGUAS 7 DECADAS

    • JIMADOR

    • CODIGO ROSA

    • CODIGO BLANCO

    • FLECHA BLANCO

    • FLECHA REPO

    • CASA DRAGONES REPO

    • CASA DRAGONES BLANCO

    • FORTALEZA BLANCO

    • FORTALEZA ANEJO

    • DEL MAGUEY VIDA MEZCAL

    • 400 CONEJOS MEZCAL

    • RESERVA DE LA FAMILIA

    • PATRON

  • Vodka

    • ABSOLUT

    • TITOS

    • BELVEDERE

    • GREY GOOSE

    • KETEL ONE

    • DEEP EDDY RUBY RED

    • DEEP EDDY LEMON

    • WESTERN SON CUCUMBER

    • WESTERN SON WATERMELON

    • SMIRNOFF TAMARINDO

    • CIROC

    • CIROC REDBERRY

  • Gin

    • WELL

    • ROSE INFUSED

    • BOMBAY SAPPHIRE

    • AMSTERDAM

    • TANQUERAY

    • EMPRESS INDIGO

    • EMPRESS ELDER FLOWER

    • HENDRICKS

    • BEEFEATER

  • Rum

    • MALIBU

    • FLOR DE CANA WHITE

    • MEYERS

    • PLANTATION PINEAPPLE

    • RON ZACAPA

    • SAILOR JERRY

  • Whisky/Bourbon

    • WELL WHISKEY (KENTUCKY DELUXE)

    • ANGELS ENVY

    • BASIL HAYDEN

    • BASIL HAYDEN CASK FINISH

    • BULLEIT

    • BULLEIT RYE

    • BUFFALO TRACE

    • JACKDANIELS

    • JIM BEAM

    • MAKERS MARK

    • WILD TURKEY 101

    • WOODFORD RESERVE

    • EAGLE RARE

    • EAGLE RARE 10

    • WELLER BOURBON

    • BLANTONS

    • BOOKERS

    • OLD OVERHOLT RYE

    • OLD OVERHOLT 10

    • SAZERAC RYE

    • NOBLE OAK

    • EH TAYLOR SINGLE BARREL

    • EH TAYLOR BARREL PROOF

    • BARRELL ARMIDA

    • MICHTER'S RYE

    • WILD TURKEY LONG BRANCH

    • WELLER 12

    • WELLER SPECIAL RESERVE

    • JAMESON

    • GENTLEMAN JACK

    • BLADE & BOW

    • TOKI SUNTORY

    • AO SUNTORY

    • CROWN ROYAL

    • CROWN ROYAL PEACH

    • CROWN ROYAL APPLE

  • Scotch

    • BUCHANAS

    • CHIVAS

    • BALVENIE 12

    • GLENMORANGIE 18

    • JOHNNY WALKER BLACK

    • JOHNNY WALKER BLUE

    • JOHNNY WALKER BLUE UMAMI

    • JOHNNY WALKER BLUE YEAR OF THE DRAGON

    • GLENLEVIT 12

    • MACALLAN 12

    • MACALLAN 12 SHERRY OAK CASK

    • MACALLAN 12 DOUBLE CASK

    • DALMORE

    • OBAN 14

    • LAPHROAIG

    • KNOB CREEK

    • KNOB CREEK RYE

  • Beer

    • BUDLIGHT BTL

    • DOS XX BTL

    • LONE STAR BTL

    • MILLER LITE BTL

    • MODELO NEGRA BTL

    • ULTRA GOLD BTL

    • ULTRA BTL

    • BUDLIGHT DRAFT

    • DOS XX DRAFT

    • MILLER LITE DRAFT

    • MODELO DRAFT

    • ULTRA DRAFT

    • 5x5 DRAFT

  • Shooters

    • ROYAL FLUSH

    • GREEN TEA

    • MEXICAN LOLLIPOP

    • MELON BALL

  • Chef's Daily Special

    • EPL Club Sandwich

      turkey, ham, bacon, cheddar, swiss, lettuce tomato. choice of mayo or mustard on texas toast, served with fries
    • Blackened Chicken Cajun Alfredo

      8 oz of blackened chicken breast over a bed of cajun linguine alfredo pasta, red onion, peppers, and mushrooms. served with garlic bread
    • Taco Tuesday

      4 perfectly cooked street tacos paired with your favorite draft beer
  • Specialty Coffee

    • CARAMEL & VANILLA SHAKEN ESPRESSO

    • TOASTED MARSHMALLOW & PUMKIN SPICE SHAKEN ESPRESSO

    • BROWN SUGAR OATMILK SHAKEN ESPRESSO

    • VANILLA & PEPPERMINT LATTE

    • BROWN SUGAR CINNAMON LATTE

  • Fall Seasonal Drinks

    • APEROL-RITA

    • ROSA-RITA

    • GO:OD AM

    • RUSSIAN PUMPKIN

    • PUMPKIN PIE MARTINI

    • BLOOD AND HONEY OLD FASHION

    • CREEPIN CIDER

    • SWEET N SASSY OLD FASHION

  • Specialty Coffee

    • CARAMEL & VANILLA SHAKEN ESPRESSO

    • TOASTED MARSHMALLOW & PUMPKIN SPICE SHAKEN ESPRESSO

    • BROWN SUGAR OATMILK SHAKEN ESPRESSO

    • VANILLA & PEPPERMINT LATTE

    • BROWN SUGAR CINNAMON LATTE

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