Neon Armadillo Menu

4.9
(50+ Reviews)
  • Margaritas & Beer

    • Neon Margarita - Rocks

      Lunazul Blanco Tequila, Paula's Texas Orange Liqueur, Freshly Juiced Lime
      $10.00
      Neon Margarita - Rocks
    • High Noon - Watermelon

      $4.00
    • Dos XX

      $4.00
      Dos XX
    • McConauhaze

      $4.00
      McConauhaze
  • Refreshments

    • Richards Rainwater

      $3.00
    • Rambler

      $3.00
    • Rambler Grapefruit

      $3.00
    • Lemonade

      $5.00
    • Pink Lemonade

      $5.00
  • Chips & Dips

    All Served With Gluten-Free Corn Tortilla Chips Fried In Local Beef Tallow.
    • Addison Fresh Verde Salsa

      Avocado, Cilantro, Tomatillos, Serrano & Lime
      $5.00
      Addison Fresh Verde Salsa
    • Neon Armadillo Smoked Salsa

      Post Oak Smoked Tomato, Jalapeno, Onion, Garlic, Cilantro,
      $5.00
      Neon Armadillo Smoked Salsa
    • Avocado Pico De Gallo

      Fresh Homemade Pico & Chunks of Avocado
      $9.00
      Avocado Pico De Gallo
    • House Made Guacamole

      Avocado, Serrano, Herbs, Lime & Sea Salt
      $10.00
      House Made Guacamole
    • Neon Nachos

      Choice of Smoked Meat, House Fried Beef Tallow Corn Chips, Creamy White Queso, Pico De Gallo, Fresh Guacamole, Smoked Salsa & House Pickled Jalapenos.
      $15.00
      Neon Nachos
  • The Garden

    • Neon Wedge W/ Regenerative Brisket

      Crisp Farms Butter Lettuce, Regenerative Smoked Brisket, Pit-Smoked Charred Corn, Sun Gold Tomatoes, Manchego Cheese, Toasted Pumpkin Seeds, Homemade Poblano Ranch
      $16.00
      Neon Wedge W/ Regenerative Brisket
    • Neon Wedge w/o Brisket

      $11.00
    • Organic Kale Salad w/o Chicken

      $11.00
  • Farmacy Burger

    • Farmacy Burger

      Force of Nature Regenerative Grass-fed Beef, Raw Cheddar, House Pickled Jalapenos, Onion, Tomato, Bibb Lettuce & Habanero Mustard
      $15.00
      Farmacy Burger
  • Family Style Dillo Packs

    All Served With Heirloom Anasazi Charro Beans, Regenerative Mexican Style Rice, Beef Tallow Charred Onions, Pit-Smoked Jalapeno, Red & Green Salsa & Corn Tortilllas.
    • 1/2 Bird - Pasture Raised Pollo Al Carbon

      Serves 1-2
      $21.01
      1/2  Bird - Pasture Raised Pollo Al Carbon
  • Little Dillo's

    • Lil 'Dillo Burger

      Force of Nature Regenerative Grass-Fed Cheeseburger served with Beef Tallow Chips & White Queso
      $10.00
    • Dig-In Dog

      Force of Nature Regenerative Grass-Fed Beef Hot Dog Served With Beef Tallow Chips & White Queso.
      $10.00
      Dig-In Dog
  • Sides

    • Tex-Mex Potato Salad

      Buena Tierra Farms Yukon Gold Potatoes, Poblano Ranch, Pit-Smoked Corn, Cilantro, Green Onion, Queso Fresco
      $6.00
      Tex-Mex Potato Salad
    • Regenerative James Brand Mexican Style Rice

      $5.00
    • Lemon-Garlic Local Oyster Mushrooms

      $7.00
    • House Pickled Jalapenos

      $2.00
    • Bag of Beef Tallow Corn Tortilla Chips

      $2.00

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