Pizza*
- Slice Of Plain-Ass PepperoniA generous layer of Pepperoni, sprinkled with Parmesan Cheese.$6.15
- Slice Of Spicy-Ass PepperoniPepperoni and Banana Peppers, laced with Sriracha Sauce and Red Pepper Flakes.$6.15
- Slice Of Mushroom And Roasted GarlicGenerous heapings of Mushrooms with a sprinkling of Roasted Garlic.$5.90
- Slice Of Cheese W/ Fresh BasilOur classic cheese pizza. Subtly flavored with, you guessed it... fresh Basil Leaves.$5.90
- Slice PoW Cheezus Crunch SupremePizza-of-the-Week: CHEEZUS CRUNCH SUPREME Wrap your head around a pizza featuring an all-too-familiar crunch with Taco Seasoned Beef and Cheddar blend, topped with Shredded Lettuce, Fresh Tomatoes, Sour Cream, and Crunchy Tortilla Strips!$6.15
- Slice Of Vegan ChickenVegan Buffalo Chick’n and Vegan Ranch, with Selfish Cow Vegan Cheese.$6.15
- Slice Of Vegan Pepperoni(Somehow) Meatless Pepperoni with Selfish Cow Vegan Cheese.$6.15
- Whole Plain Ass Pepperoni$31.40
- Whole Spicy Ass Pepperoni$31.40
- Whole Mushroom With Roasted Garlic$31.40
- Whole Cheese With Fresh Basil$31.40
- Whole PoW Cheezus Crunch SupremePizza-of-the-Week: CHEEZUS CRUNCH SUPREME Wrap your head around a pizza featuring an all-too-familiar crunch with Taco Seasoned Beef and Cheddar blend, topped with Shredded Lettuce, Fresh Tomatoes, Sour Cream, and Crunchy Tortilla Strips!$31.40
- Whole Vegan Pepperoni$31.40
- Whole Vegan Chicken$31.40
- Whole Build Your Own$30.15
- Whole Mikey's Favorite$33.34
- Whole THICC Ass Pepperoni$33.34
- Whole PMS$33.34
- Whole Weggie$33.34
- Whole Garbàge$33.34
- Whole Kowalski$33.34
- Whole Vegan Cheese With Fresh Basil$33.34
- Whole Vegan Mushroom With Roasted Garlic$33.34
- Gluten Free!$12.99
- GF BYO!$11.99
Catering
- Whole Plain Ass Pepperoni$31.40
- Whole Spicy Ass Pepperoni$31.40
- Whole Cheese With Fresh Basil$31.40
- Whole Mushroom With Roasted Garlic$31.40
- Whole Garbàge$33.34
- Whole Kowalski$33.34
- Whole Mikey's Favorite$33.34
- Whole Weggie$33.34
- Whole PMS$33.34
- Whole THICC Ass Pepperoni$33.34
- Whole Vegan Pepperoni$31.40
- Whole Vegan Chicken$31.40
- Unicorn BarsA Huge Colorful, Glittery, Gooey, Fruity, Krispy Treat.$5.50
Party Packs
- The Basic-Ass Cheese & Pep PackDon't sweat it! You can't go wrong with a mix of Cheese pizzas and Pepperoni pizzas! Keeping it simple for you!$134.50
- The All-Pepperoni-All-Day PackFor the carnivores, choose from our Pep-tastic options, and EAT MEAT!$134.50
- The No Meat? No Problem! PackChoose from these delicious pizzas with nary an ounce of meat on any of them! Healthy stuff!$134.50
- The Totally Vegan PackVegans rejoice, we've got all the pizza you want, without the animals you don't want!$134.50
- The Mix & Match PackYOU pick what YOU want. Choose from our Classic, Popular AF, and/or Vegan options!$134.50
- The Basic-Ass Cheese And Pep PackDon't sweat it! You can't go wrong with a mix of Cheese pizzas and Pepperoni pizzas! Keeping it simple for you!$254.50
- The All-Pepperoni-All-Day PackFor the carnivores, choose from our Pep-tastic options, and EAT MEAT!$254.50
- The No Meat? No Problem! PackChoose from these delicious pizzas with nary an ounce of meat on any of them! Healthy stuff!$254.40
- The Totally Vegan PackVegans rejoice, we've got all the pizza you want, without the animals you don't want!$254.40
- The Mix & Match PackYOU pick what YOU want. Choose from our Classic, Popular AF, and/or Vegan options!$254.50
- The Basic-Ass Cheese And Pep PackDon't sweat it! You can't go wrong with a mix of Cheese pizzas and Pepperoni pizzas! Keeping it simple for you!$578.00
- The No Meat? No Problem! PackChoose from these delicious pizzas with nary an ounce of meat on any of them! Healthy stuff!$578.00
- The Totally Vegan PackVegans rejoice, we've got all the pizza you want, without the animals you don't want!$578.00
- The Mix & Match PackYOU pick what YOU want. Choose from our Classic, Popular AF, and/or Vegan options!$578.00
- 2 Liter Coke$5.00
- 2 Liter Diet Coke$5.00
- 2 Liter Sprite$5.00