Mean Sandwich Menu

$$Sandwich shop, Beer garden, Falafel

1510 Leary Wy NW, Seattle, WA 98107

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MEAN SANDWICHES
- The MEAN W/ Salt-N-Pepa Skins & Ins
  Corned Beef Brisket braised tender & cut thick then griddled to order & topped with our own MEAN yellow mustard, our pickled red cabbage & fresh picked mint on a butter griddled challah bun. A delicious "plot-twist" to your typical corned beef sandwich. **Single order of Salt-n-Pepa Skins & Ins included. Upgrades Available. RELAX, we'll text you when your food is HOT and READY!
- WTK? A Fried Chicken Po'boy W/ Salt-N-Pepa Skins & Ins
  Chicken thighs buttermilk brined, dry dredged then deep fried & stuffed into a Banh Mi bun and dressed with our spicy Calabrian chili relish & topped with our shop-made pickles & HOT Lemon-Pepper mayo with shredded lettuce! **Single order of Salt-n-Pepa Skins & Ins included. Upgrades Available. RELAX, we'll text you when your food is HOT and READY!
- Midnight At The Oasis W/ Salt-N-Pepa Skins & Ins
  Our shop-made falafel, fried crispy & topped with harissa beets, lettuce & our own hummus, pickles & white sauce on a butter griddled challah bun! (Need it Dairy Free? Just ask, we'll sub tahini for our white sauce and griddle the bun in oil vs. butter.) **Single order of Salt-n-Pepa Skins & Ins included. Upgrades Available. RELAX, we'll text you when your food is HOT and READY!
- The FISH W/ Salt-N-Pepa Skins & Ins
  Spanish sardines wedged between fried lemons, cilantro. lettuce & our pickled celery root & Jalapeno slaw on a butter griddled challah bun with our Shop-Made Mean Yellow Mustard & COOL Lemon-Pepper mayo! **Single order of Salt-n-Pepa Skins & Ins included. Upgrades Available. RELAX, we'll text you when your food is HOT and READY!
- D.A.M.burger W/ Salt-N-Pepa Skins & Ins
  Two 1/4 pound Dry Aged Meatballs smashed flat & topped with American Cheese, our MEAN yellow mustard, our pickles, raw white onion & mayo on a butter griddled challah bun! **Single order of Salt-n-Pepa Skins & Ins included. Upgrades Available. RELAX, we'll text you when your food is HOT and READY!
- Jersey Sub W/ Salt-N-Pepa Skins & Ins
  Shop-sliced Salami, Capicola, Ham & Provolone wrapped tight in a redwine-vinny soaked Banh Mi roll with Red Onion, Tomato, Salt, pepper, oregano & dressed shredded lettuce! **Single order of Salt-n-Pepa Skins & Ins included. Upgrades Available. RELAX, we'll text you when your food is HOT and READY! (COLD and READY in this case :-)
- The HAMA HAMA! A Oyster Po'Boy W/ Salt-N-Pepa Skins & Ins
  Oysters dredged in cornmeal & deep fried then packed into a spicy remoulade drenched Banh Mi bun and topped with cool lemon-pepper Mayo dressed shredded lettuce **Single order of Salt-n-Pepa Skins & Ins included. Upgrades Available. RELAX, we'll text you when your food is HOT and READY!
- Steak Tartare Club W/ Salt-N-Pepa Skins & Ins
  RAW steak cut daily then tossed in our Yuzu mayo and wedged between Bacon, Lettuce & Tomato on butter griddled Sea Wolf rye! **Single order of Salt-n-Pepa Skins & Ins included. Upgrades Available. RELAX, we'll text you when your food is HOT and READY! (Cold & Ready in this Case :-)
POTATOES
- Skins & Ins - Salt-N-Pepa
  Baked potatoes, cut in half with the centers scooped out, quartered and deep fried to a crispy deliciousness + Salt-N-Pepa!
- Skins & Ins - Buffalo Style
  Salt-N-Pepa Skins smothered in our shop-made Buffalo sauce and fresh scallions.
- Skins & Ins - Fully Loaded
  Salt-N-Pepa skins with our shopmade whitesauce, shopmade toasted spice mix, shop-made smoked bacon bits, pecorino cheese and fresh scallions. Like a fully loaded baked potato but even better!
SALAD
- Mean Wedgie
  Crisp iceberg wedge topped with Creamy "Cacio e Pepe" dressing (Cheese & Pepper), shop-made bacon bits and fresh cut green onion.
GOODIES
- Yesterday's Bread Pudding
  "Save room for a square of this. It’s made with day-old buns and has the perfect cinnamon-to-bread ratio. Ask them to toast it in the oven - or even better, take it home, bake it yourself, and make a franken-dessert with the four almost-empty pints of ice cream in the back of your freezer." - the infatuation