APPETIZERS
- CHIPS AND SALSAHouse roasted tomatoes and jalapeños, fresh red & yellow onions, and fresh cilantro.$3.99
- MIKE'S MAC AND CHEESE BALLSCrisp & Studly on the outside, but mushy and gooey on the inside. Our homemade mac & cheese balls w/ jalapeños and a crispy breaded coating. Served with ranch dressing$7.99
- DEBORAH'S VEGGIE NACHOSYes, she was just thinking about you while making this platter Refried beans, onions, bell peppers & cheese. Served with sour cream & homemade salsa.$8.99
- JORDAN'S TWICE COOKED CALAMARIOh yeah, he's cooked.... Actually, he was fried before he was cooked.... and very possibly dropped on his head A generous portion of calamari deep fried, then sauteed with Southwest vegetables, garlic and jalapenos$12.99
- RAINE'S SPINACH DIPWho wouldn't want to dip into this? Get in line. Hot, creamy and smooth. A truly modern classic. Served with tortilla chips.$7.99
- SUZIE'S CHICKEN TENDERSCute perky little breast.... flash fried (ouch) and oh, oh, so tasty. Yes, tender little breasts, flash fried to keep tender and moist... Served with honey mustard dipping sauce$9.99
- STACY'S TIAJUANA HOT WINGSHotter than your sister!!! (But not as hot as Stacy). Classic Buffalo Wings-- Best in DCIIServed with celery and blue cheese dressing$13.99
- LENNON'S WING ASSORTMENTNever satisfied. Always looking for a new winning combination. Mix 'em or Match 'em Fried (flour, salt & pepper), Honey BBQ, Buffalo or Jerked$13.99
SOUP AND SALADS
- ELIDA'S SOUP OF THE DAYTeasing everyone who comes into the kitchen with her "fresh" ingredients... Served with cornbread$4.99
- DAN'S SIMPLE SALADA salad with a smile on its face... Fresh mixed salad w/ veggies and cheese Served with your choice of dressing$8.99
- NAZ'S GRILLED CHICKEN SALADHearty and healthy but somehow always looks stoned Simple Salad, topped with strips of grilled chicken Served with your choice of dressing$11.99
SANDWICHES
- TERRANCE'S STEAK AND CHEESESo big over-stuffed & kinda sloppy but very, very tasty! Sliced rib-eye served w/ Swiss cheese, fried onion, lettuce, tomato & mayo$12.99
- STEPHANIE'S GRILLED CHICKEN BREASTEverybody loves them! Bigga-Bigga breasts with shiny stuff rubbed all over them (marinade)$12.99
- KAYLA'S NORTH CAROLINA PULLED PORKIf you have to have someone pull your pork... who better than Kayla?... and then served on those buns? Does it get better than this? Mouthwatering pulled pork on a toasted bun Served w/ tangy, not sweet, North Carolina BBQ Sauce & our homemade coleslaw$12.99
- SERGIO'S FRIED FISH SANDWICHCrispy fried Pollock (by way of Chile), served w lettuce, tomato, and chipotle mayo on a sub roll$12.99
- RANDY'S GRILLED CHEESE(Who would have thunk it? What a brilliant man!) Two pieces of bread with cheese in between, grilled w/ butter$7.99
- WENDY'S GARDEN BURGER(Stop it! She's not boring, she's shy!) A Veggie Burger that knows EVERYTHING$10.99
- BILL CLINTON BURGERFat, ALL AMERICAN with a large dill & a slice on the side % lb. Pure Angus Burger $1.00 off for women who have slept with the president (Limit 3 per table)$13.99
ENTREES
- JESSE D'S PORKS CHOPSYowza!!! That's a Big Chop!! Served grilled or fried. You're going to love this very filling rib-sticking dinner!
SIDES
- Mac N' Cheese$4.99
- White Rice$4.99
- Green Beans$4.99
- Spanish Rice$4.99
- Mashed Potatoes$4.99
- Sweet Corn$4.99
- French Fries$4.99
- Collard Greens$4.99
- Fried Okra$4.99
- Candied Yams$4.99
- Coleslaw$4.99
Dessert
- MADAM'S ORGASM HOT CHOCOLATE VOLCANO CAKEDon't just have dessert, have an orgasm! Have them simultaneous. Hell, have multiples. Hot fudge filled volcano cake over ice cream with plenty of whipped cream$8.99
