If Punxsutawney Jerry and NHL great Guy Lefleur (RIP) celebrated their love and had a baby, it would be our sweet Baby Punxsy Poo. Mind the chip crumbs and have a smoke when you're done with this one
$13.00
FRENCH FRIES!!!
The delicious, perfectly crispy, seasoned kind! They stay crunchy even in milk! Jk. Don't put milk on them. But for real, they stay crispy for a long time.
$4.50
Poutine
Classic snack from our northern neighbors! French fries and gravy topped with cheddar cheese curds. Piping hot and gooey af!
$11.00
Reuben Fries
House fries topped with Swiss cheese, sauerkraut, corned beef, and thousand island dressing!
$11.00
Chili Fries
Missing our nachos? This is the same thing but only on super crispy fries! Fries topped with a wiener, chili, cheese, sour cream, and jalapenos.
$9.00
Judy's Greek Fries
Our Spicy, hoemade (pun intended!), Greek sauce straight from Judy. Smothered on top of a bed of fries with cheese, mustard, and onion.
$10.00
Booty Fries
A take on our #2 selling dog, the Booty Call! We top an order of our (already amazing) fries with pickles, slaw, pulled pork, mayo, and BBQ.
$10.00
Parm Fries
An order of our already delicious Freedom Fries drowning in garlic rosemary butter and topped with parmesan cheese
$9.00
Foo Fries
Fries topped with Greek sauce, weird, pulled pork, rage, Mac n cheese, and bacon
$10.00
Mac N Cheese
Our house made mac n cheese. We can't get enough!
$3.00
Knotty Pretzels
These big, beautiful pull-apart pretzels are hot, sexy, and ready to be dominated by toppings like bacon, cheese, caramel, and honey mustard.
$9.00
Mac Nugs
The creamiest, most flavorful mac and cheese bite you will ever taste. Filled with noods, bacon, and smoked gouda (<~~ that's why they're so expensive)
$10.00
Cheese Fries
$6.00
Pizza Fries
$8.00
Kid's Stuff
Kid's Octo Dog
Smith's Natural Casing weenie cut with care into an eight-legged creature swimming in a sea of mac n cheese. Name the toppings!
$6.00
Kid's Mac
$5.00
Kid's Meal
$7.00
Seasonal Wieners
American AF
It's picnic season! All of your favorites on one bun. Baked beans, slaw, potato salad, and mustard on a Smith's natural casing wiener.
$8.00
Bob Loblaw
Our G.O.A.T. (greatest of all time). Bob Loblaw has a Smith's Andouille sausage topped with mac & cheese, chili, cheese curds, and bacon
$10.00
Punxsutawney Jerry
Cheddarbest topped with Smith’s ox roast, cheddar cheese, horsey sauce, and crushed salt n vinegar potato chips
$10.00
Bratty German Kid
Smith's Beer Brat made with beer from Fat Head's Brewing, kraut, Swiss, and bacon all on a salted pretzel bun.
$8.50
Kenny F'in Powers
This bad boy loooooves to party! Andouille sausage, pulled pork, mac n cheese, bbq sauce, and fried jalapeños.
$9.00
Crazy Irish Grandma
The mother of them all! This feisty girl is St. Patrick's dream weenie. A Smith's Cheddarbest topped with a meowntain of corned beef, sauerkraut, swiss cheese, relish, and sriracha mustard. An edible Irish flag!
$11.00
Crazy Sober Lady
Chef Jeff special! Wiener on a salty, buttery pretzel bun with cream cheese, jalapeños, bacon, and a little drizzle of raspberry sauce
$8.50
TAG TEAM!
TWO wieners on two regular ass grocery store hotdog buns. Choose scaled down versions of Greek, Chili, Neener, Frank & Beans, Yankee Dog, Dixie Normous, Asian Invasion and Deeeeeeeeeez Nutz!
$8.00
Large Marge
Ginormous piece of haddock hanging over an Italian sub roll. Topped with tangy chipotle dressing. Comes with slaw and fries.
$22.00
Carlo CHEESYwiener
Taco sauce, cheese, bacon, sour cream, and HOT PEPPER CHEESE CUBES?! Cheese. Did we mention the cheese? Hot pepper cheese cubes.
$9.00
Specialty Dogs
A Little Violent
Chli, onions, jalapeños, sour cream pineapple slices, and sriracha sauce. Only a little violent on your insides!
$8.00
Asian Invasion
Natural casing dog nestled between a bed of cabbage with sweet chili sauce and wasabi sauce topped with crunchy rice noodles.
$8.00
Blazing Saddles
Start a fire in your mouth with jalapenos and Sriracha sauce, then put it out with baked beans, cream cheese, grilled pineapple covered in caramelized brown sugar and bacon.
$9.00
Booty Call
Take a bite out of this juicy booty! Classic southern pulled pork sandwich on a natural casing wiener with all the fixins: pickles, slaw, mayo, and sauce.
$10.00
Breakfast Beard
Fan favorite! We take our Schwebel's six inch Italian sub roll and dip it in an egg mix to French toast the inside of the bun, top it with an Andouille sausage, a fried egg, bacon, maple syrup, and dusted with powdered sugar. Yum!
Be whisked away to the windy city with this flavor-packed gem! Pickles, tomatoes, relish, sport peppers, onions, mustard, and celery salt top a Smith's natural casing wiener.
$8.00
Chili Dog
Chili, cheese sauce, jalapeños, and sour cream.
$7.00
Deez Nutz
Taco sauce, cheddar cheese sauce, jalapeños, sour cream, and bacon!
$7.00
Dixie Normous
Straight outa the South! Chili, cheese, coleslaw, and mustard.
$8.00
Don't Hassle The Hoff!
Smith's Cheddarbest topped with sauerkraut, honey mustard, and horseradish cheddar all on a warm, buttered, and salted pretzel bun.
$9.00
Frank N Beans
Our beans are always above the frank here. Bush's Baked Beans, mustard, onion, bacon, and a pinch of brown sugar
$7.00
Happy Ending
The only happy ending that won't get you arrested! Bacon wrapped weenie coated in brown sugar and then caramelized into a thin candy shell. Sweet and salty perfection!
$6.00
Hog Dog
Oink oink, bitches! Lots of bacon on bacon on bacon on bacon on a wiener topped with cheddar cheese sauce
$9.00
It's Always Sunny
Steak, peppers, and onions on a natural casing weenie topped with gooey mozzarella cheese and our liquid gold cheese sauce.
$11.00
Judy's Ash Street Greek
Spicy homemade Greek sauce with unknown origins. When I asked Judy where she got the recipe, she said, "an old Greek lady." Lol no kidding. Add some cheese, onions, and mustard and you have an Erie staple!
$9.00
Nacho Average Wiener
Chili, cheddar cheese sauce, sour cream, jalapeños, topped with a sliced weenie, piled high on a meowntain of chips.
$8.00
Neener Wiener
Chili, cheese, onions, mustard, and crushed salt and vinegar chips.
$7.00
No Comprende
Chili, mozzarella and cheddar cheeses, jalapeños, bacon, a fried egg, and sour cream topped with smoky chipotle seasoning
$10.00
Nude Louie
Smith's natural casing wiener on an Italian sub roll with lots of room for toppings. Dress it up however you want!
$4.50
Reuben Dog
Corned beef, sauerkraut, Swiss cheese, and thousand island piled high on a natural casing weenie
$10.00
Screamin Neener
HOT! Spicy Greek sauce, jalapeños, hot giardinera, and Sriracha sauce topped with crushed salt and vinegar potato chips
$9.00
Seattle Slew
Cream cheese and grilled onions seasoned with smoky chipotle.
$7.00
Yankee Dog
Kraut and mustard piled on a warm, buttery, salted pretzel bun with a natural casing wiener.
$7.00
Yinzer
Smith's Andouille sausage, sauerkraut, pierogis, cheddar cheese, sour cream, stadium mustard, and french fried onions with a pinch of smoky chipotle dust.
$11.00
Dranks!
Bottled Water
$2.00
16oz Fountain Drinks
$2.50
AHA! Sparkling Water
$2.50
Monster Energy
$3.00
Powerade Blue
$3.00
Peace Tea Peach
$2.50
PRIME
$3.50
Stubborn Cherry
$2.50
Alani
$3.50
Lucky Louie's Swag
Halloween Shirt
$25.00
Greek Sauce
$8.00
Black Flag Tee
Ringspun cotton tee thats perfect for getting ridiculous and falling asleep on the floor.
$25.00
Tie Dye Shirt
$20.00
Black Tank
Ringspun cotton tee thats perfect for getting ridiculous and falling asleep on the floor.
$25.00
Sticker
Plain old stupid mask. Not Louie's brand
$2.00
SHORTS
$30.00
Black Cant Buy Erie
$20.00
Grab Life Hat
$15.00
Koozies
Why let your hand get cold?
$2.00
Ladies Tank
$15.00
Flag Tee
$25.00
4xshirts
Super soft with our full color logo
$26.00
Gray Zip Up Hoodie
Gray zip up hoodie with logo on left breast. Good for loungin and having a smoke on the back porch. Happy Fall!
$30.00
Crewneck Sweatshirt
Super cozy, dark gray pullover. Be careful. You will get sleepy in this one!
$40.00
Pullover Hoodie
Super comfy, heather gray, pullover hoodie.
$35.00
Orange Tumbler
$10.00
Dog Bowl
$8.00
Picnic Blanket
$5.00
St Patty’s Shirt
$25.00
Coral Louie's Shirt
Ringspun cotton tee thats perfect for getting ridiculous and falling asleep on the floor.
$20.00
Growler (Empty)
$5.00
F***Ing Louie's Mask
If you HAVE to wear one of these stupid things bc of stupid Covid, then we prefer you wear one of these. We have black and white. Black ones are going fast so if we send you a white one, sorry. We aren't ordering more bc we hate them (these specifically).