Kitsch Menu

$Cafe
500 W University Pkwy, Baltimore, MD 21210
  • Specials

    • Beet Still My Heart

      smoked salmon, pickled beet relish, dill cream cheese, and a fried egg on marble rye
      $16.80
    • Buns N' Roses

      griddled bun with nutella and strawberry jam finished with powdered sugar
      $7.20
    • Raspberry Beret

      chocolate and raspberry caramel, espresso, choice of milk, cocoa powder
    • Strawberry Shortcake Frappe

      vanilla syrup, strawberries, cream and ice blended and topped with whipped cream
      $8.40
  • Breakfast

    • B.Y.O.BREAKY

      Choose your own egg-venture with our build your own option.
      $7.80
    • The KitschWich

      scrambled egg, american cheese, brioche bun
      $7.80
    • The Cuban

      fried egg, ham sauteed with onions, muenster, pickles & dijonnaise on brioche
      $10.80
    • The Steak & Egg

      fried egg, brisket, beef jus shrooms, pepperjack and spicy honey on brioche
      $13.20
    • The Monte Cristo

      fried egg, turkey, jalapeno, cheddar, strawberry jam & powdered sugar on brioche bun
      $10.80
    • The Classic Double

      scrambled egg, bacon, sausage & american on brioche bun
      $12.00
  • Lunch

    • BYOLUNCHY

      Your choice of Brioche Bun, Croissant, Honey Grain, Marble Rye, GF Bread, HashBox with hash brown, or Spring Greens.
      $7.20
    • The Berkeley

      hummus, avocado, lettuce, tomato, onion, sprouts, jalapenos, cucumber with mustard on honey grain
      $12.00
    • The Chicken Salad

      chicken thighs chopped with celery, onion, carrot, mayo, and ginger
      $10.80
    • The Grilled Cheese

      choice of bread with american and cheddar cheese
      $8.40
    • The BLT

      bacon, lettuce and tomato with dijonaise
      $12.00
    • The Club

      turkey, ham, bacon, cheddar, lettuce and tomato with mustard and gochujang mayo on three pieces of bread (except brioche & croissant)
      $14.40
  • Side

    • Dirty Chips

      Crispy chips with choice of plain, crab, or salt & vinegar seasoning.
    • Avocado Toast

      one piece of griddled bread with half an avocado, salt and pepper. add on some veggies to make it yours!
      $7.20
    • Overnight Oatmeal

      soaked oats sweetened with agave and topped with strawberry jam (vegan)
      $4.80
    • Granola Parfait

      honey yogurt, strawberry jam and granola
      $4.80
    • AM Potato Salad

      duke’s mayo, maple syrup, mustard, onion, pickle, celery, yukon gold potatoes
      $4.80
    • Mac & Cheese

      cavatappi, cheddar sauce
      $7.20
    • Hash Brown

      ridiculously delicious potato patty with your choice of sauce
      $2.40
    • Whole Pickle

      sliced in half, great to share
      $1.80
    • Blueberry Muffin

      Freshly Baked Blueberry Muffin, Bursting with Juicy Berries
      $4.80
    • Banana Muffin

      $4.80
    • Chocolate Chip Muffin

      Decadent muffin baked with rich chocolate chips for a delightful treat.
      $4.80
    • Croissant

      Choice of up to 2 fillings
      $6.00
    • Pain Au Chocolat

      $4.80
    • Griddled Brioche Bun

      warm bun with your choice of up to two toppings
      $3.60
    • Scoop O' Chicken Salad

      5 ounce portion of our house made chicken salad
      $6.00
    • Side Of Bacon

      Crispy, savory strips of cured pork.
      $3.60
    • Side Of Sausage Patty

      $3.00
    • Side Of Veggie Sausage

      $3.00
  • Sweets

    • Arroz Con Leche

      sushi rice, maple syrup, cinnamon, milk
      $4.80
    • Kitsch Bar

      chocolate fudge bar filled with pretzels and butterscotch
      $3.60
    • Cap'n Crunch Crispy

      cap'n crunch cereal, marshmallow, sprinkles
      $3.60
    • Chocolate Chip Cookie

      Crispy, Soft-centered Classic Chocolate Chip Cookie
      $3.60
  • Box Deals

    • Box O' Coffee

      coffee for a crowd! Serves 8 small coffees. Comes with raw sugar, stevia, creamer, oat milk, stirrers, napkins, cups and lids. Choice of disposable box or reusable thermos (same size). Thermos comes with free small beverage upon return!
      $26.40
    • Box O' Decaf Coffee

      *decaf version of above*
      $26.40
    • B.E.C. Box

      6 bacon, egg and american cheese on brioche (no substitutions)
      $57.60
    • S.E.C. Box

      6 sausage, egg and american cheese on brioche (no substitutions)
      $57.60
    • V.S.E.C. Box

      6 veggie sausage, egg, and american cheese on brioche (no subsitutions)
      $57.60
    • K.W. Box

      6 egg and american cheese on brioche (no substitutions)
      $42.00
    • Variety Box

      4 bacon, egg and cheese, 4 sausage, egg and cheese and 4 veggie sausage egg and cheese (no substitutions)
      $114.00
    • Ketchup (1 Cup)

      $4.80
    • Mayo (1 Cup)

      $4.80
    • Dijonnaise (1 Cup)

      $7.20
    • Gochujang Mayo (1 Cup)

      $7.20
  • Service Notes

    • No Utensils!

    • I Need A Drink Carrier

  • Coffee/Tea

    • Drip

      Small or large. Hot or iced.
    • Decaf Drip

      Small or large, hot or iced decaf coffee.
    • Double Shot Espresso

      La Colombe Nizza espresso. We'll pull it when you arrive to pick-up
      $4.20
    • Cortado

      Equal parts espresso and milk
      $4.80
    • Americano

      espresso with water
    • Latte

      espresso with milk
    • Cappuccino

      espresso with foamed milk
    • Matcha Latte

      unsweetened matcha latte
    • Cold Brew

      Vent Coffee Roasters nitro cold brew in a can!
      $4.80
    • Tea/Tisane

      Small, Large. Choice of Hot or Iced.
    • Glass O' Milk

      Skim, whole, oat, or soy milk options available.
      $3.60
    • Pup Cup

      whipped cream for the pup!
      $1.20
  • Bougie Bevvies

    • Chai Latte

      house blend of spices with sugar and milk
    • Hot Chocolate

      chocolate sauce, milk, marshmallows
    • Breakfast At Tiffany's

      vermont maple syrup, cinnamon, milk, espresso
    • London Bridge

      earl grey tea, vanilla bean syrup, milk
    • I'm Tahini In A Bottle

      honey, tahini, milk, espresso
    • You're My Best Friend

      caramel, chocolate, cinnamon, drip coffee, milk, espresso
  • Smoothies

    • Golden Milk & Mango

      mango, ginger, turmeric, oat milk, chai syrup
      $8.40
    • Berries & Cream

      blueberry, strawberry, agave, oat milk, pomegranate juice
      $8.40
    • PB&J

      strawberry, banana, agave, tahini, oat milk
      $8.40
  • House Beverages

    • Lemonade

      pucker up, buttercup
    • Strawberry Lemonade

      strawberries blended with lemonade
    • The Marley

      layers of basil syrup, lemonade and, hibiscus tea
    • Matcha Lemonade

      Matcha green tea with zesty lemon. Choose from Small or Large size.
    • Earl Grey Iced Tea

      Earl Grey iced tea with a hint of citrus. Available in small or large sizes.
    • Earl Grey & Lemonade

      A refreshing blend of earl grey tea and lemonade. Available in small or large sizes.
    • Jasmine Iced Tea

      Jasmine iced tea, available in small or large size. Aromatic and refreshing.
    • Jasmine & Lemonade

      Jasmine tea blended with refreshing lemonade. Available in Small or Large.
    • Hibiscus Iced Tea

      Hibiscus tea served iced. Available in Small or Large.
    • Hibiscus & Lemonade

      Refreshing hibiscus and lemonade blend. Two sizes available.
  • Retail Bev

    • Orange Juice

      100% pure squeezed pasteurized orange juice, non-GMO and pulp-free.
      $3.00
    • Open Water Still

      Sustainably packaged still water in an eco-friendly bottle.
      $2.27
    • Open Water Sparkling

      Effervescent sparkling water, naturally purified and free from additives. Ideal for hydration and refreshment.
      $2.40
    • Grapefruit Nixie Seltzer

      Effervescent sparkling water with natural grapefruit flavor.
      $2.40
    • Lime Ginger Nixie Seltzer

      Infused with lime and ginger, this organic sparkling water offers a crisp and refreshing beverage experience.
      $2.40
    • Watermelon Mint Nixie Seltzer

      Infused with watermelon and mint, this sparkling water offers a refreshing and crisp beverage option.
      $2.40
    • Wild Bay Elderberry Kombucha

      $5.10
    • Mint Icaro Tea Yerba Mate

      $4.50
    • Hibiscus Icaro Tea Yerba Mate

      A refreshing blend of yerba mate with natural hibiscus flavors.
      $4.50
    • Raspberry Icaro Tea Yerba Mate

      $4.50
    • Lemon Sage Icaro Tea Yerba Mate

      Blended yerba mate tea infused with lemon and sage flavors.
      $4.50
    • Appalachian Root Beer

      Craft-brewed root beer with rich, traditional flavors and a hint of Appalachian heritage.
      $3.00
    • Appalachian Ginger Beer

      Crafted with Appalachian spring water, this ginger beer offers a robust ginger flavor with a hint of sweetness. Enjoy the refreshing and zesty taste in every sip.
      $3.00
    • Jarritos Grapefruit

      Tangy lime soda from Mexico, served in a glass bottle.
      $2.40
    • Jarritos Mango

      $2.40
  • Coffee Beans / Merch

    • Cool New Sticker

      pick from 1 of 5 new designs when you arrive!
      $2.40
    • La Colombe All Dark - Whole Bean

      chocolate truffle, toasted walnut, caramel
      $14.40
    • La Colombe Ethiopia Yirgacheffe - Whole Bean

      fudge, almond butter, fig
      $14.40
    • La Colombe Nizza - Whole Bean

      medium roast - milk chocolate, nuts, brownie notes
      $14.40

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