Kitsch Menu

4.9
(175+ Reviews)
$Cafe
  • SPECIALS

    • Frappe of the Week

      DIRTY CHAI - chai syrup, cold brew, cream and ice blended and topped with whipped cream and cinnamon
      $6.00
    • Raspberry Beret

      chocolate and raspberry caramel, espresso, choice of milk, cocoa powder
      $5.50
      Raspberry Beret
    • Espresso Shandy

      half lemonade, half espresso... 100% refreshing
      $5.00
  • Breakfast

    • B.Y.O.BREAKY

      Choose your own egg-venture with our build your own option.
      $7.00
      B.Y.O.BREAKY
    • The KitschWich

      scrambled egg, american cheese, brioche bun
      $7.00
      The KitschWich
    • The Cuban

      fried egg, ham sauteed with onions, muenster, pickles & dijonnaise on brioche
      $10.00
      The Cuban
    • The Steak & Egg

      fried egg, brisket, beef jus shrooms, pepperjack and spicy honey on brioche
      $12.00
      The Steak & Egg
    • The Monte Cristo

      fried egg, turkey, jalapeno, cheddar, strawberry jam & powdered sugar on brioche bun
      $9.50
      The Monte Cristo
    • The Classic Double

      scrambled egg, bacon, sausage & american on brioche bun
      $11.00
      The Classic Double
  • Lunch

    • BYOLUNCHY

      $6.50
      BYOLUNCHY
    • The Berkeley

      hummus, avocado, lettuce, tomato, onion, sprouts, jalapenos, cucumber with mustard on honey grain
      $12.00
      The Berkeley
    • The Chicken Salad

      chicken thighs chopped with celery, onion, carrot, mayo, and ginger
      $10.00
    • The Grilled Cheese

      choice of bread with american and cheddar cheese
      $7.00
      The Grilled Cheese
    • The BLT

      bacon, lettuce and tomato with dijonaise
      $11.00
      The BLT
    • The Club

      turkey, ham, bacon, cheddar, lettuce and tomato with mustard and gochujang mayo on three pieces of bread (except brioche & croissant)
      $13.00
      The Club
  • Side

    • Dirty Chips

      $2.00
    • Avocado Toast

      one piece of griddled bread with half an avocado, salt and pepper. add on some veggies to make it yours!
      $6.00
    • Overnight Oatmeal

      soaked oats sweetened with agave and topped with strawberry jam (vegan)
      $4.00
    • Granola Parfait

      honey yogurt, strawberry jam and granola
      $4.00
    • AM Potato Salad

      duke’s mayo, maple syrup, mustard, onion, pickle, celery, yukon gold potatoes
      $4.00
      AM Potato Salad
    • Mac & Cheese

      cavatappi, cheddar sauce
      $6.00
      Mac & Cheese
    • Hash Brown

      ridiculously delicious potato patty with your choice of sauce
      $2.00
    • Whole Pickle

      sliced in half, great to share
      $1.50
    • Griddled Brioche Bun

      warm bun with your choice of up to two toppings
      $3.00
    • Scoop O' Chicken Salad

      5 ounce portion of our house made chicken salad
      $6.00
    • Side of Bacon

      $2.50
    • Side of Sausage Patty

      $2.50
    • Side of Veggie Sausage

      $2.50
  • Sweets

    • Arroz Con Leche

      sushi rice, maple syrup, cinnamon, milk
      $4.00
      Arroz Con Leche
    • Kitsch Bar

      chocolate fudge bar filled with pretzels and butterscotch
      $4.00
      Kitsch Bar
    • Cap'n Crunch Crispy

      cap'n crunch cereal, marshmallow, sprinkles
      $4.00
      Cap'n Crunch Crispy
    • Chocolate Chip Cookie

      $3.00
  • Box Deals

    • Box o' Coffee

      coffee for a crowd! Serves 8 small coffees. Comes with raw sugar, stevia, creamer, oat milk, stirrers, napkins, cups and lids. Choice of disposable box or reusable thermos (same size). Thermos comes with free small beverage upon return!
      $22.00
      Box o' Coffee
    • Box o' Decaf Coffee

      *decaf version of above*
      $22.00
    • B.E.C. Box

      6 bacon, egg and american cheese on brioche (no substitutions)
      $48.00
    • S.E.C. Box

      6 sausage, egg and american cheese on brioche (no substitutions)
      $48.00
    • V.S.E.C. Box

      6 veggie sausage, egg, and american cheese on brioche (no subsitutions)
      $48.00
    • K.W. Box

      6 egg and american cheese on brioche (no substitutions)
      $35.00
    • Variety Box

      4 bacon, egg and cheese, 4 sausage, egg and cheese and 4 veggie sausage egg and cheese (no substitutions)
      $95.00
    • Ketchup (1 cup)

      $4.00
    • Mayo (1 cup)

      $4.00
    • Dijonnaise (1 cup)

      $6.00
    • Gochujang Mayo (1 cup)

      $6.00
  • Service Notes

    • ROOM SERVICE

      Exclusively for Carlyle Apartment Home residents. Please type your unit into the special request for delivery to your door *delivery may be sooner/later than quoted pick-up*
      ROOM SERVICE
    • No bag!

    • No utensils!

    • I Need A Drink Carrier

  • Coffee/Tea

    • Drip

      $3.00
    • Decaf Drip

      $3.00
    • Double Shot Espresso

      La Colombe Nizza espresso. We'll pull it when you arrive to pick-up
      $3.50
      Double Shot Espresso
    • Cortado

      $4.50
    • Americano

      espresso with water
      $4.50
    • Latte

      espresso with milk
      $5.00
      Latte
    • Cappuccino

      espresso with foamed milk
      $5.00
    • Matcha Latte

      unsweetened matcha latte
      $5.00
    • Cold Brew

      Vent Coffee Roasters nitro cold brew in a can!
      $5.00
      Cold Brew
    • Tea/Tisane

      $4.00
    • Glass O' Milk

      $3.00
    • Pup Cup

      whipped cream for the pup!
      $1.00
  • Bougie Bevvies

    • Chai Latte

      house blend of spices with sugar and milk
      $5.00
      Chai Latte
    • Hot Chocolate

      chocolate sauce, milk, marshmallows
      $5.00
      Hot Chocolate
    • Breakfast at Tiffany's

      vermont maple syrup, cinnamon, milk, espresso
      $5.00
      Breakfast at Tiffany's
    • London Bridge

      earl grey tea, vanilla bean syrup, milk
      $5.00
      London Bridge
    • I'm Tahini in a Bottle

      honey, tahini, milk, espresso
      $5.00
      I'm Tahini in a Bottle
    • Xanny

      0.5 mL CBD, vanilla bean syrup, milk, espresso
      $6.50
      Xanny
    • You're My Best Friend

      caramel, chocolate, cinnamon, drip coffee, milk, espresso
      $5.00
      You're My Best Friend
  • Smoothies

    • Golden Milk & Mango

      mango, ginger, turmeric, oat milk, chai syrup
      $8.00
      Golden Milk & Mango
    • Berries & Cream

      blueberry, strawberry, agave, oat milk, pomegranate juice
      $8.00
      Berries & Cream
    • PB&J

      strawberry, banana, agave, tahini, oat milk
      $8.00
      PB&J
  • House Beverages

    • Lemonade

      pucker up, buttercup
      $4.00
      Lemonade
    • Strawberry Lemonade

      strawberries blended with lemonade
      $4.00
      Strawberry Lemonade
    • The Marley

      layers of basil syrup, lemonade and, hibiscus tea
      $4.00
      The Marley
    • Matcha Lemonade

      $4.00
    • Earl Grey Iced Tea

      $4.00
    • Earl Grey & Lemonade

      $4.00
      Earl Grey & Lemonade
    • Jasmine Iced Tea

      $4.00
    • Jasmine & Lemonade

      $4.00
    • Hibiscus Iced Tea

      $4.00
      Hibiscus Iced Tea
    • Hibiscus & Lemonade

      $4.00
  • Retail Bev

    • Orange Juice

      $2.50
      Orange Juice
    • Open Water Still

      $1.89
      Open Water Still
    • Open Water Sparkling

      $1.89
      Open Water Sparkling
    • Wild Bay Mango Peach Kombucha

      $4.25
    • Wild Bay Passion Fruit Kombucha

      $4.25
    • Grapefruit Nixie Seltzer

      $2.00
      Grapefruit Nixie Seltzer
    • Lime Ginger Nixie Seltzer

      $2.00
      Lime Ginger Nixie Seltzer
    • Watermelon Mint Nixie Seltzer

      $2.00
      Watermelon Mint Nixie Seltzer
    • Mint Icaro Tea Yerba Mate

      $3.75
      Mint Icaro Tea Yerba Mate
    • Hibiscus Icaro Tea Yerba Mate

      $3.75
      Hibiscus Icaro Tea Yerba Mate
    • Raspberry Icaro Tea Yerba Mate

      $3.75
    • Lemon Sage Icaro Tea Yerba Mate

      $3.75
      Lemon Sage Icaro Tea Yerba Mate
    • Appalachian Root Beer

      $3.00
      Appalachian Root Beer
    • Appalachian Birch Beer

      $3.00
      Appalachian Birch Beer
    • Appalachian Ginger Beer

      $3.00
      Appalachian Ginger Beer
    • Jarritos Grapefruit

      $3.00
    • Jarritos Mango

      $3.00
    • Jarritos Strawberry

      $3.00
  • Coffee Beans / Merch

    • ***Cool New Sticker***

      pick from 1 of 5 new designs when you arrive!
      $2.00
    • La Colombe All Dark - Whole Bean

      chocolate truffle, toasted walnut, caramel
      $12.00
      La Colombe All Dark - Whole Bean
    • La Colombe Ethiopia Yirgacheffe - Whole Bean

      fudge, almond butter, fig
      $12.00
      La Colombe Ethiopia Yirgacheffe - Whole Bean

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