Kale Me Crazy Tampa Healthy Food Restaurant Menu

4.5

(200+ Reviews)

Customer Favorites Smoothies Acai & More Salads Wraps & Sandwiches Toast Poke Bowl Specialty Drinks Juices Shots Energy Bites Chia Pudding Snacks & Water CATERING - Salad Bowls CATERING - Wraps CATERING - Platters CATERING - Lunch Boxes

Customer Favorites
Our most frequently ordered and highly rated selections.
- Vegan Wrap
  kale, quinoa, cabbage, carrots, pickled red onion, avocado, hummus, and tahini wrapped in a spinach tortilla
  $11.95
- Single Avocado Toast
  avocado, organic hard-boiled egg, dijon mustard, scallion mix, sprouted bread
  $7.95
- Deluxe Acai Bowl
  our traditional acai bowl topped with banana, granola, chia seeds, hemp seeds, goji berries, sliced almonds, blueberries, and raw honey.
  $13.95
- Chicken Pesto Wrap
  grilled chicken, basil pesto, sun-dried tomatoes, mozzarella cheese, lettuce, and cucumbers wrapped in a spinach tortilla and served grilled.
  $13.95
- Egg Sandwich
  organic hard-boiled egg, vegan mayo, tomato, cucumbers, mozzarella, and arugula served on a bagel
  $8.95
- Go Getter
  banana, peanut butter, raw cacao, cinnamon, hemp seeds, walnuts, almond milk, chocolate vegan protein
  $10.95
- Quinoa Bowl
  quinoa, carrots, cucumber, feta, avocado, green peppers, tomatoes, scallion mix, garbanzo beans, lemon vinaigrette dressing
  $13.50
- Turkey Wrap
  roasted turkey, roasted red peppers, avocado, hummus, pickled red onions, and lettuce wrapped in a spinach tortilla.
  $11.95
- Tuna Wrap
  house-made tuna salad, vegan mayonnaise, lettuce, carrots, kalamata olives, and hot sauce wrapped in a spinach tortilla.
  $12.50
- Green Dream
  kale, spinach, pineapple, apple, mint leaves, coconut water
  $9.95
Smoothies
- Recovery
  banana, cherries, cashews, coconut yogurt, almond milk, vegan protein
  $10.95
- Go Getter
  banana, peanut butter, raw cacao, cinnamon, hemp seeds, walnuts, almond milk, chocolate vegan protein
  $10.95
- Power House
  avocado, blueberries, strawberries, cherries, cashews, flax seeds, almond milk, vegan protein
  $11.95
- Grounded
  almond milk, hemp protein, raw cacao, banana, hemp seeds, brazil nuts, dates, cinnamon, raw honey
  $9.95
- Tropical Trippin
  orange, mango, pineapple, coconut yogurt, coconut milk
  $9.95
- Green Dream
  kale, spinach, pineapple, apple, mint leaves, coconut water
  $9.95
- The Warrior
  maca powder, spirulina, goji berries, flax seeds, banana, spinach, oat milk, vanilla extract, agave
  $10.50
- Super Matcha
  matcha green tea, blueberries, banana, spinach, chia seeds, agave, almond milk
  $9.95
- Burning Kale
  celery, cucumber, kale, lemon, apple, cayenne
  $9.95
Acai & More
- Acai Bowl
  organic acai, coconut milk, date, blueberries, cashews, banana, and strawberries, topped with banana, coconut, granola, mint, and raw honey.
  $12.95
- Deluxe Acai Bowl
  our traditional acai bowl topped with banana, granola, chia seeds, hemp seeds, goji berries, sliced almonds, blueberries, and raw honey.
  $13.95
- Overnight Oats
  oats, oat milk, chia seeds, cinnamon, vanilla, and maple topped with sliced bananas, granola, blueberries, walnuts, cinnamon, coconut flakes, and almond butter
  $12.95
Salads
- Quinoa Bowl
  quinoa, carrots, cucumber, feta, avocado, green peppers, tomatoes, scallion mix, garbanzo beans, lemon vinaigrette dressing
  $13.50
- Kale Salad
  kale, cabbage, quinoa, scallion mix, craisins, carrots, crushed peanuts, hemp seeds, peanut dressing.
  $12.50
- Greek Salad
  lettuce, cucumber, tomatoes, bell pepper, Kalamata olives, pepperoncini, garbanzo beans, Feta cheese, za'atar, lemon vinaigrette.
  $12.50
- Smoked Salmon Salad
  lettuce, sustainable smoked salmon, organic hard boiled egg, radish, cucumber, pickled red onions, croutons, mustard dill vinaigrette
  $16.95
- Farro Salad
  farro, arugula, apples, pecans, shaved parmesan, golden raisins, honey dijon dressing
  $12.50
- Mediterranean Hummus
  house-made hummus, cucumbers, olives, pickled red onions, feta, scallion mix, and grilled spinach tortillas
  $11.95
Wraps & Sandwiches
- Chicken Pesto Wrap
  grilled chicken, basil pesto, sun-dried tomatoes, mozzarella cheese, lettuce, and cucumbers wrapped in a spinach tortilla and served grilled.
  $13.95
- Egg Sandwich
  organic hard-boiled egg, vegan mayo, tomato, cucumbers, mozzarella, and arugula served on a bagel
  $8.95
- Tuna Wrap
  house-made tuna salad, vegan mayonnaise, lettuce, carrots, kalamata olives, and hot sauce wrapped in a spinach tortilla.
  $12.50
- Turkey Wrap
  roasted turkey, roasted red peppers, avocado, hummus, pickled red onions, and lettuce wrapped in a spinach tortilla.
  $11.95
- Vegan Wrap
  kale, quinoa, cabbage, carrots, pickled red onion, avocado, hummus, and tahini wrapped in a spinach tortilla
  $11.95
- Chicken Quesadilla
  grilled chicken, mozzarella, feta, sun-dried tomatoes, and arugula grilled in a spinach tortilla
  $14.95
- Veggie Quesadilla
  mozzarella, feta, sun-dried tomatoes, olives, and arugula grilled in a spinach tortilla
  $11.95
Toast
- Single Avocado Toast
  avocado, organic hard-boiled egg, dijon mustard, scallion mix, sprouted bread
  $7.95
- Double Avocado Toast
  avocado, organic hard-boiled egg, dijon mustard, scallion mix, sprouted bread
  $15.95
- Single Almond Butter Toast
  almond butter, banana, flax seeds, honey, sprouted bread
  $6.95
- Double Almond Butter Toast
  almond butter, banana, flax seeds, honey, sprouted bread
  $13.95
- Single Hummus Toast
  house-made hummus, cucumbers, tomatoes, feta, sprouted bread
  $6.95
- Double Hummus Toast
  house-made hummus, cucumbers, tomatoes, feta, sprouted bread
  $13.95
- Single Salmon Toast
  sustainable smoked salmon, avocado, pickled red onions, dill, sprouted bread
  $10.50
- Double Salmon Toast
  sustainable smoked salmon, avocado, pickled red onions, dill, sprouted bread
  $20.95
Poke Bowl
- Poke Bowl
  wild caught tuna dressed in our house marinade, avocado, cucumber, carrots, edamame, radish, toasted sesame seeds, spicy vegan mayo, and furikake, served on bed of jasmine rice.
  $16.95
Specialty Drinks
- Matcha Iced Latte
  matcha green tea, maple syrup, almond milk, goji berries.
  $5.95
- KMC Iced Latte
  coffee, raw cacao, almond milk, maple syrup, cinnamon.
  $5.95
- Power Iced Latte
  coffee, raw cacao, almond milk, maple syrup, vegan protein.
  $7.95
- Cafe au Lait
  organic coffee, maple syrup, oat milk
  $5.95
- Mushroom Coffee Iced Latte
  lion's mane mushroom, reishi mushroom, organic coffee, raw cacao, maple syrup, almond milk
  $6.95
- Chai Latte
  organic chai, oat milk
  $5.95
- Golden Latte
  turmeric, cardamom, ginger, cinnamon, nutmeg, black pepper, maple syrup, oat milk
  $5.95
- Hot Tea
  organic tea
  $4.50
- Beetroot Latte
  organic beetroot, vanilla extract, maple syrup, almond milk
  $5.95
- Matcha Rose Latte
  organic matcha, rose water, maple syrup, oat milk
  $5.95
- Hot Cocoa
  raw cacao, maple syrup, vanilla extract, sea salt, oat milk
  $5.95
- Pumpkin Spice Latte
  coffee, pumpkin spice, pumpkin syrup, oat milk
  $5.95
Juices
- Charcoal Lemonade
  h2o, activated charcoal, lavender, agave, lemon
  $8.95
- Orange Juice
  100% fresh-squeezed orange juice
  $6.50
Shots
- Ginger (1oz)
  $2.50
- Ginger (2oz)
  $3.50
- Lemon (1oz)
  $0.75
- Painkiller
  ginger, lemon, turmeric, raw honey
  $5.50
- Sea Moss
  sea moss, orange, ginger, lemon
  $6.50
- Wellness Shot
  ginger, oil of oregano, garlic extract, turmeric, cayenne, lemon
  $6.50
Energy Bites
- Peanut Butter Energy Bites
  dates, gluten-free oats, peanuts, coconut flakes, peanut butter, chia seeds, raw cacao
  $6.50
Chia Pudding
- Chia Pudding
  chia seeds, coconut milk, agave, vanilla; topped with granola, sliced almonds, fresh blueberries, and goji berries
  $8.50
Snacks & Water
- Bottled Water
  $2.00
- Cookies
  $2.50
- Perrier
  $2.50
CATERING - Salad Bowls
Please order at least 24 hours in advance.
- Kale Salad Bowl (Catering)
  Serves 8-10 people.
  $65.00
- Quinoa Bowl (Catering)
  Serves 8-10 people.
  $65.00
- Smoked Salmon Salad (Catering)
  Serves 8-10 people.
  $79.00
- Greek Salad Bowl (Catering)
  Serves 8-10 people.
  $65.00
- Farro Salad Bowl (Catering)
  Serves 8-10 people.
  $65.00
CATERING - Wraps
Please order at least 24 hours in advance.
- Small Wrap Tray
  Serves 4-6 people. Your choice of any 4 full wraps.
  $59.00
- Large Wrap Tray
  Serves 8-10 people. Your choice of any 8 full wraps.
  $115.00
CATERING - Platters
Please order at least 24 hours in advance.
- Almond Butter Toast Platter
  almond butter, bananas, flax seed, and raw honey served on sprouted bread (includes 11 mini toasts)
  $45.00
- Avocado Toast Platter
  avocado, organic hard-boiled egg, dijon mustard, and scallion mix served on sprouted bread (includes 11 mini toasts)
  $55.00
- Hummus Platter
  house-made hummus, cucumber, kalamata olives, pickled red onions, feta, scallion mix, and grilled spinach tortillas
  $45.00
- Salmon Toast Platter
  sustainable smoked salmon, avocado, pickled red onions, and dill served on sprouted bread (includes 11 mini toasts)
  $69.00
CATERING - Lunch Boxes
Please order at least 24 hours in advance.
- Standard Lunch Box
  Any wrap or salad with your choice of chips or cookie.
  $14.50
- Full-Sized Lunch Box
  Any wrap with a side house salad and your choice of chips or cookie.
  $20.50