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Kale Me Crazy Menu
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Our most frequently ordered and highly rated selections.- Deluxe Acai Bowlour traditional acai bowl topped with banana, granola, chia seeds, hemp seeds, goji berries, sliced almonds, blueberries, and raw honey.$13.95
- Groundedalmond milk, hemp protein, raw cacao, banana, hemp seeds, brazil nuts, dates, cinnamon, raw honey$9.95
- Chicken Pesto Wrapgrilled chicken, basil pesto, sun-dried tomatoes, mozzarella cheese, lettuce, and cucumbers wrapped in a spinach tortilla and served grilled.$13.95
- Vegan Wrapkale, quinoa, cabbage, carrots, pickled red onion, avocado, hummus, and tahini wrapped in a spinach tortilla$11.95
- Go Getterbanana, peanut butter, raw cacao, cinnamon, hemp seeds, walnuts, almond milk, chocolate vegan protein$10.95
- Single Avocado Toastavocado, organic hard-boiled egg, dijon mustard, scallion mix, sprouted bread$7.95
- Recoverybanana, cherries, cashews, coconut yogurt, almond milk, vegan protein$10.95
- Power Houseavocado, blueberries, strawberries, cherries, cashews, flax seeds, almond milk, vegan protein$11.95
- Turkey Wraproasted turkey, roasted red peppers, avocado, hummus, pickled red onions, and lettuce wrapped in a spinach tortilla.$11.95
- Acai Bowlorganic acai, coconut milk, date, blueberries, cashews, banana, and strawberries, topped with banana, coconut, granola, mint, and raw honey.$12.95
Smoothies
- Recoverybanana, cherries, cashews, coconut yogurt, almond milk, vegan protein$10.95
- Go Getterbanana, peanut butter, raw cacao, cinnamon, hemp seeds, walnuts, almond milk, chocolate vegan protein$10.95
- Power Houseavocado, blueberries, strawberries, cherries, cashews, flax seeds, almond milk, vegan protein$11.95
- Groundedalmond milk, hemp protein, raw cacao, banana, hemp seeds, brazil nuts, dates, cinnamon, raw honey$9.95
- Tropical Trippinorange, mango, pineapple, coconut yogurt, coconut milk$9.95
- Green Dreamkale, spinach, pineapple, apple, mint leaves, coconut water$9.95
- The Warriormaca powder, spirulina, goji berries, flax seeds, banana, spinach, oat milk, vanilla extract, agave$10.50
- Super Matchamatcha green tea, blueberries, banana, spinach, chia seeds, agave, almond milk$9.95
- Burning Kalecelery, cucumber, kale, lemon, apple, cayenne$9.95
Acai & More
- Acai Bowlorganic acai, coconut milk, date, blueberries, cashews, banana, and strawberries, topped with banana, coconut, granola, mint, and raw honey.$12.95
- Deluxe Acai Bowlour traditional acai bowl topped with banana, granola, chia seeds, hemp seeds, goji berries, sliced almonds, blueberries, and raw honey.$13.95
- Overnight Oatsoats, oat milk, chia seeds, cinnamon, vanilla, and maple topped with sliced bananas, granola, blueberries, walnuts, cinnamon, coconut flakes, and almond butter$12.95
Salads
- Quinoa Bowlquinoa, carrots, cucumber, feta, avocado, green peppers, tomatoes, scallion mix, garbanzo beans, lemon vinaigrette dressing$13.50
- Kale Saladkale, cabbage, quinoa, scallion mix, craisins, carrots, crushed peanuts, hemp seeds, peanut dressing.$12.50
- Greek Saladlettuce, cucumber, tomatoes, bell pepper, Kalamata olives, pepperoncini, garbanzo beans, Feta cheese, za'atar, lemon vinaigrette.$12.50
- Smoked Salmon Saladlettuce, sustainable smoked salmon, organic hard boiled egg, radish, cucumber, pickled red onions, croutons, mustard dill vinaigrette$16.95
- Farro Saladfarro, arugula, apples, pecans, shaved parmesan, golden raisins, honey dijon dressing$12.50
- Mediterranean Hummushouse-made hummus, cucumbers, olives, pickled red onions, feta, scallion mix, and grilled spinach tortillas$11.95
Wraps & Sandwiches
- Chicken Pesto Wrapgrilled chicken, basil pesto, sun-dried tomatoes, mozzarella cheese, lettuce, and cucumbers wrapped in a spinach tortilla and served grilled.$13.95
- Egg Sandwichorganic hard-boiled egg, vegan mayo, tomato, cucumbers, mozzarella, and arugula served on a bagel$8.95
- Tuna Wraphouse-made tuna salad, vegan mayonnaise, lettuce, carrots, kalamata olives, and hot sauce wrapped in a spinach tortilla.$12.50
- Turkey Wraproasted turkey, roasted red peppers, avocado, hummus, pickled red onions, and lettuce wrapped in a spinach tortilla.$11.95
- Vegan Wrapkale, quinoa, cabbage, carrots, pickled red onion, avocado, hummus, and tahini wrapped in a spinach tortilla$11.95
- Chicken Quesadillagrilled chicken, mozzarella, feta, sun-dried tomatoes, and arugula grilled in a spinach tortilla$14.95
- Veggie Quesadillamozzarella, feta, sun-dried tomatoes, olives, and arugula grilled in a spinach tortilla$11.95
Toast
- Single Avocado Toastavocado, organic hard-boiled egg, dijon mustard, scallion mix, sprouted bread$7.95
- Double Avocado Toastavocado, organic hard-boiled egg, dijon mustard, scallion mix, sprouted bread$15.95
- Single Almond Butter Toastalmond butter, banana, flax seeds, honey, sprouted bread$6.95
- Double Almond Butter Toastalmond butter, banana, flax seeds, honey, sprouted bread$13.95
- Single Hummus Toasthouse-made hummus, cucumbers, tomatoes, feta, sprouted bread$6.95
- Double Hummus Toasthouse-made hummus, cucumbers, tomatoes, feta, sprouted bread$13.95
- Single Salmon Toastsustainable smoked salmon, avocado, pickled red onions, dill, sprouted bread$10.50
- Double Salmon Toastsustainable smoked salmon, avocado, pickled red onions, dill, sprouted bread$20.95
Poke Bowl
- Poke Bowlwild caught tuna dressed in our house marinade, avocado, cucumber, carrots, edamame, radish, toasted sesame seeds, spicy vegan mayo, and furikake, served on bed of jasmine rice.$16.95
Specialty Drinks
- Matcha Iced Lattematcha green tea, maple syrup, almond milk, goji berries.$5.95
- KMC Iced Lattecoffee, raw cacao, almond milk, maple syrup, cinnamon.$5.95
- Power Iced Lattecoffee, raw cacao, almond milk, maple syrup, vegan protein.$7.95
- Cafe au Laitorganic coffee, maple syrup, oat milk$5.95
- Mushroom Coffee Iced Lattelion's mane mushroom, reishi mushroom, organic coffee, raw cacao, maple syrup, almond milk$6.95
- Chai Latteorganic chai, oat milk$5.95
- Golden Latteturmeric, cardamom, ginger, cinnamon, nutmeg, black pepper, maple syrup, oat milk$5.95
- Hot Teaorganic tea$4.50
- Beetroot Latteorganic beetroot, vanilla extract, maple syrup, almond milk$5.95
- Matcha Rose Latteorganic matcha, rose water, maple syrup, oat milk$5.95
- Hot Cocoaraw cacao, maple syrup, vanilla extract, sea salt, oat milk$5.95
- Pumpkin Spice Lattecoffee, pumpkin spice, pumpkin syrup, oat milk$5.95
Juices
- Beet-L-Juiceapple, carrot, beet, celery, lemon, ginger$9.95
- Charcoal Lemonadeh2o, activated charcoal, lavender, agave, lemon$8.95
- The Glowpineapple, grapefruit, turmeric$9.95
- Go Greenkale, spinach, cucumber, celery, lemon$9.95
- Kale Yeah!kale, spinach, cucumber, apple, lemon$9.95
- Orange Juice100% fresh-squeezed orange juice$6.50
- Paradiseapple, pineapple, spinach, ginger$9.95
Shots
- Elderberryelderberry, ginger, orange, lemon$6.50
- Ginger (1oz)$2.50
- Ginger (2oz)$3.50
- Lemon (1oz)$0.75
- Painkillerginger, lemon, turmeric, raw honey$5.50
- Sea Mosssea moss, orange, ginger, lemon$6.50
- Wellness Shotginger, oil of oregano, garlic extract, turmeric, cayenne, lemon$6.50
Energy Bites
- Peanut Butter Energy Bitesdates, gluten-free oats, peanuts, coconut flakes, peanut butter, chia seeds, raw cacao$6.50
Chia Pudding
- Chia Puddingchia seeds, coconut milk, agave, vanilla; topped with granola, sliced almonds, fresh blueberries, and goji berries$8.50
Snacks & Water
- Bottled Water$2.00
- Cookies$2.50
- Kettle Chips$2.00
- Kombucha$4.00
- Perrier$2.50
- Sweet Potato Chips$2.50
- Taos Bakes$4.40
CATERING - Salad Bowls
Please order at least 24 hours in advance.- Kale Salad Bowl (Catering)Serves 8-10 people.$65.00
- Quinoa Bowl (Catering)Serves 8-10 people.$65.00
- Smoked Salmon Salad (Catering)Serves 8-10 people.$79.00
- Greek Salad Bowl (Catering)Serves 8-10 people.$65.00
- Farro Salad Bowl (Catering)Serves 8-10 people.$65.00
CATERING - Wraps
Please order at least 24 hours in advance.- Small Wrap TrayServes 4-6 people. Your choice of any 4 full wraps.$59.00
- Large Wrap TrayServes 8-10 people. Your choice of any 8 full wraps.$115.00
CATERING - Platters
Please order at least 24 hours in advance.- Almond Butter Toast Platteralmond butter, bananas, flax seed, and raw honey served on sprouted bread (includes 11 mini toasts)$45.00
- Avocado Toast Platteravocado, organic hard-boiled egg, dijon mustard, and scallion mix served on sprouted bread (includes 11 mini toasts)$55.00
- Hummus Platterhouse-made hummus, cucumber, kalamata olives, pickled red onions, feta, scallion mix, and grilled spinach tortillas$45.00
- Salmon Toast Plattersustainable smoked salmon, avocado, pickled red onions, and dill served on sprouted bread (includes 11 mini toasts)$69.00
CATERING - Lunch Boxes
Please order at least 24 hours in advance.- Standard Lunch BoxAny wrap or salad with your choice of chips or cookie.$14.50
- Full-Sized Lunch BoxAny wrap with a side house salad and your choice of chips or cookie.$20.50
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