Kale Me Crazy | Health food restaurant Houston Menu
718 W 18th St Bldg B, Houston, TX 77008
Juices
- Beet-L-Juiceapple, carrot, beet, celery, lemon, ginger$10.00
- Charcoal Lemonadeh2o, activated charcoal, lavender, agave, lemon$10.65
- The Glowpineapple, grapefruit, turmeric$10.00
- Go Greenkale, spinach, cucumber, celery$10.00
- Kale Yeah!kale, spinach, cucumber, apple, lemon$10.00
- Orange Juice100% fresh-squeezed orange juice$6.50
- Paradiseapple, pineapple, spinach, ginger$10.00
Smoothies
- Burning Kalecelery, cucumber, kale, lemon, apple, cayenne$9.50
- Go Getterbanana, peanut butter, raw cacao, cinnamon, hemp seeds, walnuts, almond milk, chocolate vegan protein$10.50
- Green Dreamkale, spinach, pineapple, apple, mint leaves, coconut water$11.90
- Groundedalmond milk, hemp protein, raw cacao, banana, hemp seeds, brazil nuts, dates, cinnamon, raw honey$9.50
- Power Houseavocado, blueberries, strawberries, cherries, cashews, flax seeds, almond milk, vegan protein$11.50
- Recoverybanana, cherries, cashews, coconut yogurt, almond milk, vegan protein$10.50
- Super Matchamatcha green tea, blueberries, banana, spinach, chia seeds, agave, almond milk$9.50
- Tropical Trippinorange, mango, pineapple, coconut yogurt, coconut milk$9.50
- The Warriormaca powder, spirulina, goji berries, flax seeds, banana, spinach, oat milk, vanilla extract, agave$10.00
Shots
- Brain-Onorange, lemon, blue-green algae + "brain-on"$6.00
- Elderberryelderberry, ginger, orange, lemon$6.00
- Ginger (1oz)$2.50
- Ginger (2oz)2oz shot of cold-pressed ginger.$3.50
- Lemon (1oz)
- Painkillerginger, lemon, turmeric, raw honey$5.00
- Wellness Shotginger, oil of oregano, garlic extract, turmeric, cayenne, lemon$6.00
Specialty Drinks
- Matcha Iced Lattematcha green tea, maple syrup, almond milk, goji berries.$5.50
- KMC Iced Lattecoffee, raw cacao, almond milk, maple syrup, cinnamon.$5.50
- Power Iced Lattecoffee, raw cacao, almond milk, maple syrup, vegan protein.$7.50
- Chai Latteorganic chai, oat milk$5.50
- Hot Teaorganic tea$4.00
Acai & More
- Acai Bowlorganic acai, coconut milk, date, blueberries, cashews, banana, and strawberries, topped with banana, coconut, granola, mint, and raw honey.$12.00
- Deluxe Acai Bowlour traditional acai bowl topped with banana, granola, chia seeds, hemp seeds, goji berries, sliced almonds, blueberries, and raw honey.$13.00
- Overnight Oatsoats, oat milk, chia seeds, cinnamon, vanilla, and maple topped with sliced bananas, granola, blueberries, walnuts, cinnamon, coconut flakes, and almond butter$12.00
Salads
- Farro Saladfarro, arugula, apples, pecans, shaved parmesan, golden raisins, honey dijon dressing$12.00
- Greek Saladlettuce, cucumber, tomatoes, bell pepper, Kalamata olives, pepperoncini, garbanzo beans, Feta cheese, za'atar, lemon vinaigrette.$12.00
- Kale Saladkale, cabbage, quinoa, scallion mix, craisins, carrots, crushed peanuts, hemp seeds, peanut dressing.$12.00
- Mediterranean Hummushouse-made hummus, cucumbers, olives, pickled red onions, feta, scallion mix, and grilled spinach tortillas$11.50
- Quinoa Bowlquinoa, carrots, cucumber, feta, avocado, green peppers, tomatoes, scallion mix, garbanzo beans, lemon vinaigrette dressing$13.00
- Smoked Salmon Saladlettuce, sustainable smoked salmon, organic hard boiled egg, radish, cucumber, pickled red onions, croutons, mustard dill vinaigrette$16.50
Wraps & Sandwiches
- Egg Sandwichorganic hard-boiled egg, vegan mayo, tomato, cucumbers, mozzarella, and arugula served on a bagel$8.50
- Tuna Wraphouse-made tuna salad, vegan mayonnaise, lettuce, carrots, kalamata olives, and hot sauce wrapped in a spinach tortilla.$12.00
- Turkey Wraproasted turkey, roasted red peppers, avocado, hummus, pickled red onions, and lettuce wrapped in a spinach tortilla.$11.50
- Vegan Wrapkale, quinoa, cabbage, carrots, pickled red onion, avocado, hummus, and tahini wrapped in a spinach tortilla$11.50
Poke Bowl
- Poke Bowlwild caught tuna dressed in our house marinade, avocado, cucumber, carrots, edamame, radish, toasted sesame seeds, spicy vegan mayo, and furikake, served on bed of jasmine rice.$15.50
Toast
- Single Avocado Toast W/ Eggavocado, organic hard-boiled egg, dijon mustard, scallion mix, sprouted bread$7.50
- Single Avocado Toast W/Out Eggavocado, dijon mustard, scallion mix, sprouted bread$7.00
- Double Avocado Toast W/ Eggavocado, organic hard-boiled egg, dijon mustard, scallion mix, sprouted bread$15.00
- Double Avocado Toast W/Out Eggavocado, organic hard-boiled egg, dijon mustard, scallion mix, sprouted bread$14.00
- Single Almond Butter Toastalmond butter, banana, flax seeds, honey, sprouted bread$6.50
- Double Almond Butter Toastalmond butter, banana, flax seeds, honey, sprouted bread$13.00
- Single Hummus Toasthouse-made hummus, cucumbers, tomatoes, feta, sprouted bread$6.50
- Double Hummus Toasthouse-made hummus, cucumbers, tomatoes, feta, sprouted bread$13.00
Snacks & Water
- Bottled Water$2.00
- PerrierSparkling water$2.50
- Sweet Potato Chips$2.50
