Kale Me Crazy Austin | Health Food Restaurant Menu

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(175+ Reviews)

Customer Favorites Smoothies Acai & More Salads Wraps & Sandwiches Toast Poke Bowl Family Meals Specialty Drinks Juices Shots Energy Bites Chia Pudding Snacks & Water CATERING - Salad Bowls CATERING - Wraps CATERING - Platters CATERING - Lunch Boxes

Customer Favorites
Our most frequently ordered and highly rated selections.
- Poke Bowl
  wild caught tuna dressed in our house marinade, avocado, cucumber, carrots, edamame, radish, toasted sesame seeds, spicy vegan mayo, and furikake, served on bed of jasmine rice.
  $16.95
- Kale Salad
  kale, cabbage, quinoa, scallion mix, craisins, carrots, crushed peanuts, hemp seeds, peanut dressing.
  $12.50
- Mediterranean Hummus
  house-made hummus, cucumbers, olives, pickled red onions, feta, scallion mix, and grilled spinach tortillas
  $11.95
- Deluxe Acai Bowl
  our traditional acai bowl topped with banana, granola, chia seeds, hemp seeds, goji berries, sliced almonds, blueberries, and raw honey.
  $13.95
- Chicken Pesto Wrap
  grilled chicken, basil pesto, sun-dried tomatoes, mozzarella cheese, lettuce, and cucumbers wrapped in a spinach tortilla and served grilled.
  $13.95
- Quinoa Bowl
  quinoa, carrots, cucumber, feta, avocado, green peppers, tomatoes, scallion mix, garbanzo beans, lemon vinaigrette dressing
  $13.50
- Single Avocado Toast
  avocado, organic hard-boiled egg, dijon mustard, scallion mix, sprouted bread
  $7.95
- Egg Sandwich
  organic hard-boiled egg, vegan mayo, tomato, cucumbers, mozzarella, and arugula served on a bagel
  $8.95
- Turkey Wrap
  roasted turkey, roasted red peppers, avocado, hummus, pickled red onions, and lettuce wrapped in a spinach tortilla.
  $11.95
- Wellness Shot
  ginger, oil of oregano, garlic extract, turmeric, cayenne, lemon
  $6.50
Smoothies
- Recovery
  banana, cherries, cashews, coconut yogurt, almond milk, vegan protein
  $10.95
- Go Getter
  banana, peanut butter, raw cacao, cinnamon, hemp seeds, walnuts, almond milk, chocolate vegan protein
  $10.95
- Power House
  avocado, blueberries, strawberries, cherries, cashews, flax seeds, almond milk, vegan protein
  $11.95
- Grounded
  almond milk, hemp protein, raw cacao, banana, hemp seeds, brazil nuts, dates, cinnamon, raw honey
  $9.95
- Tropical Trippin
  orange, mango, pineapple, coconut yogurt, coconut milk
  $9.95
- Green Dream
  kale, spinach, pineapple, apple, mint leaves, coconut water
  $9.95
- The Warrior
  maca powder, spirulina, goji berries, flax seeds, banana, spinach, oat milk, vanilla extract, agave
  $10.50
- Super Matcha
  matcha green tea, blueberries, banana, spinach, chia seeds, agave, almond milk
  $9.95
- Burning Kale
  celery, cucumber, kale, lemon, apple, cayenne
  $9.95
Acai & More
- Acai Bowl
  organic acai, coconut milk, date, blueberries, cashews, banana, and strawberries, topped with banana, coconut, granola, mint, and raw honey.
  $12.95
- Deluxe Acai Bowl
  our traditional acai bowl topped with banana, granola, chia seeds, hemp seeds, goji berries, sliced almonds, blueberries, and raw honey.
  $13.95
- Overnight Oats
  oats, oat milk, chia seeds, cinnamon, vanilla, and maple topped with sliced bananas, granola, blueberries, walnuts, cinnamon, coconut flakes, and almond butter
  $12.95
Salads
- Quinoa Bowl
  quinoa, carrots, cucumber, feta, avocado, green peppers, tomatoes, scallion mix, garbanzo beans, lemon vinaigrette dressing
  $13.50
- Kale Salad
  kale, cabbage, quinoa, scallion mix, craisins, carrots, crushed peanuts, hemp seeds, peanut dressing.
  $12.50
- Greek Salad
  lettuce, cucumber, tomatoes, bell pepper, Kalamata olives, pepperoncini, garbanzo beans, Feta cheese, za'atar, lemon vinaigrette.
  $12.50
- Smoked Salmon Salad
  lettuce, sustainable smoked salmon, organic hard boiled egg, radish, cucumber, pickled red onions, croutons, mustard dill vinaigrette
  $16.95
- Farro Salad
  farro, arugula, apples, pecans, shaved parmesan, golden raisins, honey dijon dressing
  $12.50
- Mediterranean Hummus
  house-made hummus, cucumbers, olives, pickled red onions, feta, scallion mix, and grilled spinach tortillas
  $11.95
Wraps & Sandwiches
- Chicken Pesto Wrap
  grilled chicken, basil pesto, sun-dried tomatoes, mozzarella cheese, lettuce, and cucumbers wrapped in a spinach tortilla and served grilled.
  $13.95
- Egg Sandwich
  organic hard-boiled egg, vegan mayo, tomato, cucumbers, mozzarella, and arugula served on a bagel
  $8.95
- Tuna Wrap
  house-made tuna salad, vegan mayonnaise, lettuce, carrots, kalamata olives, and hot sauce wrapped in a spinach tortilla.
  $12.50
- Turkey Wrap
  roasted turkey, roasted red peppers, avocado, hummus, pickled red onions, and lettuce wrapped in a spinach tortilla.
  $11.95
- Vegan Wrap
  kale, quinoa, cabbage, carrots, pickled red onion, avocado, hummus, and tahini wrapped in a spinach tortilla
  $11.95
- Chicken Quesadilla
  grilled chicken, mozzarella, feta, sun-dried tomatoes, and arugula grilled in a spinach tortilla
  $14.95
- Veggie Quesadilla
  mozzarella, feta, sun-dried tomatoes, olives, and arugula grilled in a spinach tortilla
  $11.95
Toast
- Single Avocado Toast
  avocado, organic hard-boiled egg, dijon mustard, scallion mix, sprouted bread
  $7.95
- Double Avocado Toast
  avocado, organic hard-boiled egg, dijon mustard, scallion mix, sprouted bread
  $15.95
- Single Almond Butter Toast
  almond butter, banana, flax seeds, honey, sprouted bread
  $6.95
- Double Almond Butter Toast
  almond butter, banana, flax seeds, honey, sprouted bread
  $13.95
- Single Hummus Toast
  house-made hummus, cucumbers, tomatoes, feta, sprouted bread
  $6.95
- Double Hummus Toast
  house-made hummus, cucumbers, tomatoes, feta, sprouted bread
  $13.95
- Single Salmon Toast
  sustainable smoked salmon, avocado, pickled red onions, dill, sprouted bread
  $10.50
- Double Salmon Toast
  sustainable smoked salmon, avocado, pickled red onions, dill, sprouted bread
  $20.95
Poke Bowl
- Poke Bowl
  wild caught tuna dressed in our house marinade, avocado, cucumber, carrots, edamame, radish, toasted sesame seeds, spicy vegan mayo, and furikake, served on bed of jasmine rice.
  $16.95
Family Meals
- Family-Sized Poke Bowl
  wild caught tuna, avocado, cucumber, carrots, edamame, radish, jasmine rice, sesame seeds, and furikake served with house marinade and spicy vegan mayo. With every purchase of this item, Kale Me Crazy Austin will donate $15 towards the future Four Points YMCA!
  $79.50
Specialty Drinks
- Matcha Iced Latte
  matcha green tea, maple syrup, almond milk, goji berries.
  $5.95
- KMC Iced Latte
  coffee, raw cacao, almond milk, maple syrup, cinnamon.
  $5.95
- Power Iced Latte
  coffee, raw cacao, almond milk, maple syrup, vegan protein.
  $7.95
- Cafe au Lait
  organic coffee, maple syrup, oat milk
  $5.95
- Mushroom Coffee Iced Latte
  lion's mane mushroom, reishi mushroom, organic coffee, raw cacao, maple syrup, almond milk
  $6.95
- Chai Latte
  organic chai, oat milk
  $5.95
- Golden Latte
  turmeric, cardamom, ginger, cinnamon, nutmeg, black pepper, maple syrup, oat milk
  $5.95
- Hot Tea
  organic tea
  $4.50
- Beetroot Latte
  organic beetroot, vanilla extract, maple syrup, almond milk
  $5.95
- Matcha Rose Latte
  organic matcha, rose water, maple syrup, oat milk
  $5.95
- Hot Cocoa
  raw cacao, maple syrup, vanilla extract, sea salt, oat milk
  $5.95
- Pumpkin Spice Latte
  coffee, pumpkin spice, pumpkin syrup, oat milk
  $5.95
Juices
- Beet-L-Juice
  apple, carrot, beet, celery, lemon, ginger
  $9.95
- Charcoal Lemonade
  h2o, activated charcoal, lavender, agave, lemon
  $8.95
- The Glow
  pineapple, grapefruit, turmeric
  $9.95
- Go Green
  kale, spinach, cucumber, celery, lemon
  $9.95
- Kale Yeah!
  kale, spinach, cucumber, apple, lemon
  $9.95
- Orange Juice
  100% fresh-squeezed orange juice
  $6.50
- Paradise
  apple, pineapple, spinach, ginger
  $9.95
- So Celery
  100% organic celery
  $9.95
Shots
- Ginger (1oz)
  $2.50
- Ginger (2oz)
  $3.50
- Lemon (1oz)
  $0.75
- Painkiller
  ginger, lemon, turmeric, raw honey
  $5.50
- Sea Moss
  sea moss, orange, ginger, lemon
  $6.50
- Wellness Shot
  ginger, oil of oregano, garlic extract, turmeric, cayenne, lemon
  $6.50
Energy Bites
- Peanut Butter Energy Bites
  dates, gluten-free oats, peanuts, coconut flakes, peanut butter, chia seeds, raw cacao
  $6.50
Chia Pudding
- Chia Pudding
  chia seeds, coconut milk, agave, vanilla; topped with granola, sliced almonds, fresh blueberries, and goji berries
  $8.50
Snacks & Water
- Bottled Water
  $2.00
- Cookies
  $2.50
- Kettle Chips
  $2.00
- Kibo Chips
  $3.15
- Kombucha (Bottle)
  $4.50
- Rambler Water
  $2.50
CATERING - Salad Bowls
Please order at least 24 hours in advance.
- Kale Salad Bowl (Catering)
  Serves 8-10 people.
  $65.00
- Quinoa Bowl (Catering)
  Serves 8-10 people.
  $65.00
- Smoked Salmon Salad (Catering)
  Serves 8-10 people.
  $79.00
- Greek Salad Bowl (Catering)
  Serves 8-10 people.
  $65.00
- Farro Salad Bowl (Catering)
  Serves 8-10 people.
  $65.00
CATERING - Wraps
Please order at least 24 hours in advance.
- Small Wrap Tray
  Serves 4-6 people. Your choice of any 4 full wraps.
  $59.00
CATERING - Platters
Please order at least 24 hours in advance.
- Almond Butter Toast Platter
  almond butter, bananas, flax seed, and raw honey served on sprouted bread (includes 11 mini toasts)
  $45.00
- Avocado Toast Platter
  avocado, organic hard-boiled egg, dijon mustard, and scallion mix served on sprouted bread (includes 11 mini toasts)
  $55.00
- Hummus Platter
  house-made hummus, cucumber, kalamata olives, pickled red onions, feta, scallion mix, and grilled spinach tortillas
  $45.00
- Salmon Toast Platter
  sustainable smoked salmon, avocado, pickled red onions, and dill served on sprouted bread (includes 11 mini toasts)
  $69.00
CATERING - Lunch Boxes
Please order at least 24 hours in advance.
- Standard Lunch Box
  Any wrap or salad with your choice of chips or cookie.
  $14.50
- Full-Sized Lunch Box
  Any wrap with a side house salad and your choice of chips or cookie.
  $20.50