Joe Schmoe's Menu

1/4 lb. Angus chuck freshly ground to our specs and hand-formed daily. \nComes with Joe's Dressing (Russian Dressing), lettuce, & tomato.\n\nServed on a white or wheat bun.

1/4 lb. Angus chuck freshly ground to our specs and hand-formed daily with a skinless split and grilled hot dog. (The best of both worlds!) Comes with american cheese, mustard, pickle, and raw onion. \nServed on a white or wheat bun.

It’s the Classic Cheese Burger, with double patties and cheese.\nComes with Joe's Dressing (Russian Dressing), lettuce, & tomato.\nServed on a white or wheat bun.

1/4 lb. Angus chuck freshly ground to our specs and hand-formed daily. \nAsk for it Joe’s way, mustard, onion, tomato and pickles.\nServed on a white or wheat bun.

1/4 lb. Angus chuck freshly ground to our specs and hand-formed daily. Comes Joe's Dressing (Russian Dressing), lettuce, & tomato.\nServed on a white or wheat bun.

1/4 lb. Angus chuck freshly ground to our specs and hand-formed daily. \nComes with freshly sliced cheese, Joe's Dressing (Russian Dressing), lettuce, & tomato.\n\nServed on a white or wheat bun.

1/4 lb. Angus chuck freshly ground to our specs and hand-formed daily. Comes Joe's Dressing (Russian Dressing), lettuce, & tomato.\nServed on a white or wheat bun.\n\n\nIncludes your choice of side & drink!

Chicken breast, bacon, avocado, tomato, blue cheese and egg.

Southern fried chicken tenders, lettuce, tomato, carrots, cabbage, cucumber and topped with avocado.

Lettuce, tomato wedge, cucumbers, hard-boiled eggs, pickled red onions, avocado, carrots, red cabbage, & cheddar cheese.

If you'd like this gift certificate mailed to you or someone else, please email info@joeschmoes.com and we can provide costs for trackable mail and sending.

If you'd like this gift certificate mailed to you or someone else, please email info@joeschmoes.com and we can provide costs for trackable mail and sending.

With ketchup or dipping sauce. One free sauce of your choice.

With seasoning salt and ketchup or dipping sauce. One free sauce of your choice.

Choice of Creamy Slaw or Bleu Cheese Slaw.

Our home-made mac n cheese!

Comes with one free sauce of your choice.

Hand breaded, freshly made onion rings. One free sauce of your choice.

Topped with cheese, and your choice of Joe’s Chili or Spicy Chili. Chopped onions on request. One free sauce of your choice.

Mustard and fresh grilled sauerkraut.\nShhhh!! It's our secret menu, only for you, our loyal customers. These old favorites are still around even though you don't see them on the menu. Just whisper your secret order to the cashier and the hot dog shall be yours.

Mustard, neon relish onion, pickle spear, tomato wedge, sport peppers, celery salt. Drag it through the garden!

Mustard on a bacon wrapped dog topped with our homemade mac & cheese, cheddar cheese and fresh bacon bits.

Our Natural Casing hot dog with mustard, a strip of Joe’s Homemade Chili topped with fresh diced onions!

Hand-dipped and fried to order.

Mustard, Joe’s Homemade Chili (House or Spicy) with cheddar cheese and onions on request.

Mustard, sauerkraut, and grilled onions.

Mustard on a bacon wrapped dog topped with mayo, grilled peppers, onions and fresh fried Jalapeños.

This fresh product DOES NOT come with ice!

Includes a drink and your choice of one side or small frozen custard. For kids 10 & under.

Includes a drink and your choice of one side or small frozen custard. For kids 10 & under.

Includes a drink and your choice of one side or small frozen custard. For kids 10 & under.

Includes a drink and your choice of one side or small frozen custard. For kids 10 & under.

Hand-dipped to order, with choice of side and dipping sauce.

Grilled chicken breast on white or wheat bun with swiss cheese, bacon and avocado Served with mayo, lettuce, and tomato.

Grilled fresh chicken breast with lettuce, tomato, & mayo served on a white or wheat bun.\n\nAdd cheese if you would like!

Mini version of our Nashville Hot Chicken Sandwich! Coleslaw, pickles, Mississippi Comeback sauce on top of freshly fried chicken breast. Choice of 2 or 3 sliders with a side.

Southern fried hot chicken tenders on grilled Texas Toast with White American cheese, bacon, pickles, Mississippi comeback sauce, and creamy coleslaw! Choose your heat level!

Our Nashville Hot Chicken Tenders are a customer favorite! Hand-dipped chicken tenders (actually tenderloins) fried to order and rubbed with our Carolina Spices! Choose your heat level!!!

Freshly made frozen custard in a frozen mug with our keg root beer or your choice of soda.

Large, hand-spun shakes made with fresh frozen custard topped with fresh whipped cream.

Boysenberry Cobbler: Vanilla custard, pie crust, Boysenberry filling,cheese cake pieces

Quart of custard. Choice of Vanilla, Chocolate or 50/50.\nSpecialty flavors vary!

Our famous keg rootbeer blended with fresh vanilla custard and topped with whipped cream!

Our dense, rich and creamy backyard ice cream made fresh daily right here at Joe Schmoe’s. Choose Vanilla or Chocolate.

Please specify which beer you would like, MUST be purchased with food!!!\nDOMESTIC PREMIUM Choices: 4 SONS Surf City, Stone IPA, 805, Kona Big Wave, Bootleggers Palamino, Kona Longboard, Golden Road Mango Cart

Please specify which wine you would like, MUST be purchased with food!!!\nChoices: Chardonnay, Cabernet, White Zin

1/4 lb. Angus chuck freshly ground to our specs and hand-formed daily. \nComes with Joe's Dressing (Russian Dressing), lettuce, & tomato.\n\nServed on a white or wheat bun.

1/4 lb. Angus chuck freshly ground to our specs and hand-formed daily with a skinless split and grilled hot dog. (The best of both worlds!) Comes with american cheese, mustard, pickle, and raw onion. \nServed on a white or wheat bun.

It’s the Classic Cheese Burger, with double patties and cheese.\nComes with Joe's Dressing (Russian Dressing), lettuce, & tomato.\nServed on a white or wheat bun.

1/4 lb. Angus chuck freshly ground to our specs and hand-formed daily. \nAsk for it Joe’s way, mustard, onion, tomato and pickles.\nServed on a white or wheat bun.

1/4 lb. Angus chuck freshly ground to our specs and hand-formed daily. Comes Joe's Dressing (Russian Dressing), lettuce, & tomato.\nServed on a white or wheat bun.

1/4 lb. Angus chuck freshly ground to our specs and hand-formed daily. \nComes with freshly sliced cheese, Joe's Dressing (Russian Dressing), lettuce, & tomato.\n\nServed on a white or wheat bun.

1/4 lb. Angus chuck freshly ground to our specs and hand-formed daily. Comes Joe's Dressing (Russian Dressing), lettuce, & tomato.\nServed on a white or wheat bun.\n\n\nIncludes your choice of side & drink!

Chicken breast, bacon, avocado, tomato, blue cheese and egg.

Southern fried chicken tenders, lettuce, tomato, carrots, cabbage, cucumber and topped with avocado.

Lettuce, tomato wedge, cucumbers, hard-boiled eggs, pickled red onions, avocado, carrots, red cabbage, & cheddar cheese.

If you'd like this gift certificate mailed to you or someone else, please email info@joeschmoes.com and we can provide costs for trackable mail and sending.

If you'd like this gift certificate mailed to you or someone else, please email info@joeschmoes.com and we can provide costs for trackable mail and sending.

With ketchup or dipping sauce. One free sauce of your choice.

With seasoning salt and ketchup or dipping sauce. One free sauce of your choice.

Choice of Creamy Slaw or Bleu Cheese Slaw.

Our home-made mac n cheese!

Comes with one free sauce of your choice.

Hand breaded, freshly made onion rings. One free sauce of your choice.

Topped with cheese, and your choice of Joe’s Chili or Spicy Chili. Chopped onions on request. One free sauce of your choice.

Mustard and fresh grilled sauerkraut.\nShhhh!! It's our secret menu, only for you, our loyal customers. These old favorites are still around even though you don't see them on the menu. Just whisper your secret order to the cashier and the hot dog shall be yours.

Mustard, neon relish onion, pickle spear, tomato wedge, sport peppers, celery salt. Drag it through the garden!

Mustard on a bacon wrapped dog topped with our homemade mac & cheese, cheddar cheese and fresh bacon bits.

Our Natural Casing hot dog with mustard, a strip of Joe’s Homemade Chili topped with fresh diced onions!

Hand-dipped and fried to order.

Mustard, Joe’s Homemade Chili (House or Spicy) with cheddar cheese and onions on request.

Mustard, sauerkraut, and grilled onions.

Mustard on a bacon wrapped dog topped with mayo, grilled peppers, onions and fresh fried Jalapeños.

This fresh product DOES NOT come with ice!

Includes a drink and your choice of one side or small frozen custard. For kids 10 & under.

Includes a drink and your choice of one side or small frozen custard. For kids 10 & under.

Includes a drink and your choice of one side or small frozen custard. For kids 10 & under.

Includes a drink and your choice of one side or small frozen custard. For kids 10 & under.

Hand-dipped to order, with choice of side and dipping sauce.

Grilled chicken breast on white or wheat bun with swiss cheese, bacon and avocado Served with mayo, lettuce, and tomato.

Grilled fresh chicken breast with lettuce, tomato, & mayo served on a white or wheat bun.\n\nAdd cheese if you would like!

Mini version of our Nashville Hot Chicken Sandwich! Coleslaw, pickles, Mississippi Comeback sauce on top of freshly fried chicken breast. Choice of 2 or 3 sliders with a side.

Southern fried hot chicken tenders on grilled Texas Toast with White American cheese, bacon, pickles, Mississippi comeback sauce, and creamy coleslaw! Choose your heat level!

Our Nashville Hot Chicken Tenders are a customer favorite! Hand-dipped chicken tenders (actually tenderloins) fried to order and rubbed with our Carolina Spices! Choose your heat level!!!

Freshly made frozen custard in a frozen mug with our keg root beer or your choice of soda.

Large, hand-spun shakes made with fresh frozen custard topped with fresh whipped cream.

Boysenberry Cobbler: Vanilla custard, pie crust, Boysenberry filling,cheese cake pieces

Quart of custard. Choice of Vanilla, Chocolate or 50/50.\nSpecialty flavors vary!

Our famous keg rootbeer blended with fresh vanilla custard and topped with whipped cream!

Our dense, rich and creamy backyard ice cream made fresh daily right here at Joe Schmoe’s. Choose Vanilla or Chocolate.

Please specify which beer you would like, MUST be purchased with food!!!\nDOMESTIC PREMIUM Choices: 4 SONS Surf City, Stone IPA, 805, Kona Big Wave, Bootleggers Palamino, Kona Longboard, Golden Road Mango Cart

Please specify which wine you would like, MUST be purchased with food!!!\nChoices: Chardonnay, Cabernet, White Zin