Joe Schmoe's Menu

Hand-dipped and fried to order.

Mustard, Joe’s Homemade Chili (House or Spicy) with cheddar cheese and onions on request.

Our Natural Casing hot dog with mustard, a strip of Joe’s Homemade Chili topped with fresh diced onions!

First choose from one of our special hot dogs! Then, choose your toppings!

Mustard and fresh grilled sauerkraut.\nShhhh!! It's our secret menu, only for you, our loyal customers. These old favorites are still around even though you don't see them on the menu. Just whisper your secret order to the cashier and the hot dog shall be yours.

Mustard on a bacon wrapped dog topped with mayo, grilled peppers, onions and fresh fried Jalapeños.

Mustard on a bacon wrapped dog topped with our homemade mac & cheese, cheddar cheese and fresh bacon bits.

Mustard, neon relish onion, pickle spear, tomato wedge, sport peppers, celery salt. Drag it through the garden!

Small green salad (iceberg) with red cabbage, carrots, tomatoes, cucumber and cheese!

Lettuce, tomato wedge, cucumbers, hard-boiled eggs, pickled red onions, avocado, carrots, red cabbage, & cheddar cheese.

Chicken breast, bacon, avocado, tomato, blue cheese and egg.

1/2 lb. Fresh ground Prime Patty with Tillamook cheddar cheese with grilled onions on \nNY Rye or Sour Dough

It’s the Classic Cheese Burger, with double patties and cheese.\nComes with Joe's Dressing (Russian Dressing), lettuce, & tomato.\nServed on a white or wheat bun.

1/4 lb. Angus chuck freshly ground to our specs and hand-formed daily. \nComes with Joe's Dressing (Russian Dressing), lettuce, & tomato.\n\nServed on a white or wheat bun.

1/4 lb. Angus chuck freshly ground to our specs and hand-formed daily with a skinless split and grilled hot dog. (The best of both worlds!) Comes with american cheese, mustard, pickle, and raw onion. \nServed on a white or wheat bun.

1/4 lb. Angus chuck freshly ground to our specs and hand-formed daily. \nComes with freshly sliced cheese, Joe's Dressing (Russian Dressing), lettuce, & tomato.\n\nServed on a white or wheat bun.

Comes with cheddar cheese, avocado, mayo, lettuce, & tomato. \n\nServed on a white or wheat bun.

1/4 lb. Angus chuck freshly ground to our specs and hand-formed daily. \nAsk for it Joe’s way, mustard, onion, tomato and pickles.\nServed on a white or wheat bun.

1/4 lb. Angus chuck freshly ground to our specs and hand-formed daily. Comes Joe's Dressing (Russian Dressing), lettuce, & tomato.\nServed on a white or wheat bun.\n\n\nIncludes your choice of side & drink!

Grilled chicken breast on white or wheat bun with swiss cheese, bacon and avocado Served with mayo, lettuce, and tomato.

Hand-dipped to order, with choice of side and dipping sauce.

Grilled fresh chicken breast with lettuce, tomato, & mayo served on a white or wheat bun.\n\nAdd cheese if you would like!

If you'd like this gift certificate mailed to you or someone else, please email info@joeschmoes.com and we can provide costs for trackable mail and sending.

If you'd like this gift certificate mailed to you or someone else, please email info@joeschmoes.com and we can provide costs for trackable mail and sending.

This fresh product DOES NOT come with ice!

Includes a drink and your choice of one side or small frozen custard. For kids 10 & under.

Includes a drink and your choice of one side or small frozen custard. For kids 10 & under.

Includes a drink and your choice of one side or small frozen custard.\n\nFor kids 10 & under.

Includes a drink and your choice of one side or small frozen custard. For kids 10 & under.

Please specify which beer you would like, MUST be purchased with food!!!\nDOMESTIC choices are: BUD Light, COORS Light, Pabst Blue Ribbon

Please specify which beer you would like, MUST be purchased with food!!!\nDOMESTIC PREMIUM Choices: 4 SONS Surf City, Stone IPA, 805, Kona Big Wave, Bootleggers Palamino, Kona Longboard, Golden Road Mango Cart

With seasoning salt and ketchup or dipping sauce. One free sauce of your choice.

Topped with cheese, and your choice of Joe’s Chili or Spicy Chili. Chopped onions on request. One free sauce of your choice.

With ketchup or dipping sauce. One free sauce of your choice.

Comes with one free sauce of your choice.

Fries with melted cheese, bacon, sour cream and green onions. One free sauce of your choice.

Our home-made mac n cheese!

Choice of Creamy Slaw or Bleu Cheese Slaw.

Hand breaded, freshly made onion rings. One free sauce of your choice.

Mini version of our Nashville Hot Chicken Sandwich! Coleslaw, pickles, Mississippi Comeback sauce on top of freshly fried chicken breast. Choice of 2 or 3 sliders with a side.

Southern fried hot chicken breast with pickles, Mississippi comeback sauce, and creamy coleslaw.

Southern fried hot chicken tenders on grilled Texas Toast with White American cheese, bacon, pickles, Mississippi comeback sauce, and creamy coleslaw! Choose your heat level!

Quart of custard. Choice of Vanilla, Chocolate or 50/50.\nSpecialty flavors vary!

Freshly made frozen custard in a frozen mug with our keg root beer or your choice of soda.

Our famous keg rootbeer blended with fresh vanilla custard and topped with whipped cream!

Our dense, rich and creamy backyard ice cream made fresh daily right here at Joe Schmoe’s. Choose Vanilla or Chocolate.

Our thick custard blended like a shake, “without the milk” with your favorite mix-in.

Large, hand-spun shakes made with fresh frozen custard topped with fresh whipped cream.

House Smoked Prime Tri Tip served on a freshly baked French roll. Add Sharp Provolone or Tillamook Cheddar Cheese $1.50

1/2lb. PRIME Angus chuck freshly ground to our specs and hand-formed daily. Comes with bacon, bbq sauce, pickles, coleslaw, and onion rings. Served on a wheat or white bun.

House Smoked pastrami on grilled Marble Rye bread served with sauerkraut, Tillamook Cheddar Cheese, pickles and Russian dressing.

Fresh chicken, hand dipped buttermilk and dipped in house seasoned flour, fried to perfection! topped with hose Cole Slaw, pickles and sweet and spicy barbeque sauce!

House Smoked Fresh turkey breast, Sharp Provolone cheese, bacon, tomato, avocado and mayo.\n

Hand-dipped and fried to order.

Mustard, Joe’s Homemade Chili (House or Spicy) with cheddar cheese and onions on request.

Our Natural Casing hot dog with mustard, a strip of Joe’s Homemade Chili topped with fresh diced onions!

First choose from one of our special hot dogs! Then, choose your toppings!

Mustard and fresh grilled sauerkraut.\nShhhh!! It's our secret menu, only for you, our loyal customers. These old favorites are still around even though you don't see them on the menu. Just whisper your secret order to the cashier and the hot dog shall be yours.

Mustard on a bacon wrapped dog topped with mayo, grilled peppers, onions and fresh fried Jalapeños.

Mustard on a bacon wrapped dog topped with our homemade mac & cheese, cheddar cheese and fresh bacon bits.

Mustard, neon relish onion, pickle spear, tomato wedge, sport peppers, celery salt. Drag it through the garden!

Small green salad (iceberg) with red cabbage, carrots, tomatoes, cucumber and cheese!

Lettuce, tomato wedge, cucumbers, hard-boiled eggs, pickled red onions, avocado, carrots, red cabbage, & cheddar cheese.

Chicken breast, bacon, avocado, tomato, blue cheese and egg.

1/2 lb. Fresh ground Prime Patty with Tillamook cheddar cheese with grilled onions on \nNY Rye or Sour Dough

It’s the Classic Cheese Burger, with double patties and cheese.\nComes with Joe's Dressing (Russian Dressing), lettuce, & tomato.\nServed on a white or wheat bun.

1/4 lb. Angus chuck freshly ground to our specs and hand-formed daily. \nComes with Joe's Dressing (Russian Dressing), lettuce, & tomato.\n\nServed on a white or wheat bun.

1/4 lb. Angus chuck freshly ground to our specs and hand-formed daily with a skinless split and grilled hot dog. (The best of both worlds!) Comes with american cheese, mustard, pickle, and raw onion. \nServed on a white or wheat bun.

1/4 lb. Angus chuck freshly ground to our specs and hand-formed daily. \nComes with freshly sliced cheese, Joe's Dressing (Russian Dressing), lettuce, & tomato.\n\nServed on a white or wheat bun.

Comes with cheddar cheese, avocado, mayo, lettuce, & tomato. \n\nServed on a white or wheat bun.

1/4 lb. Angus chuck freshly ground to our specs and hand-formed daily. \nAsk for it Joe’s way, mustard, onion, tomato and pickles.\nServed on a white or wheat bun.

1/4 lb. Angus chuck freshly ground to our specs and hand-formed daily. Comes Joe's Dressing (Russian Dressing), lettuce, & tomato.\nServed on a white or wheat bun.\n\n\nIncludes your choice of side & drink!

Grilled chicken breast on white or wheat bun with swiss cheese, bacon and avocado Served with mayo, lettuce, and tomato.

Hand-dipped to order, with choice of side and dipping sauce.

Grilled fresh chicken breast with lettuce, tomato, & mayo served on a white or wheat bun.\n\nAdd cheese if you would like!

If you'd like this gift certificate mailed to you or someone else, please email info@joeschmoes.com and we can provide costs for trackable mail and sending.

If you'd like this gift certificate mailed to you or someone else, please email info@joeschmoes.com and we can provide costs for trackable mail and sending.

This fresh product DOES NOT come with ice!

Includes a drink and your choice of one side or small frozen custard. For kids 10 & under.

Includes a drink and your choice of one side or small frozen custard. For kids 10 & under.

Includes a drink and your choice of one side or small frozen custard.\n\nFor kids 10 & under.

Includes a drink and your choice of one side or small frozen custard. For kids 10 & under.

Please specify which beer you would like, MUST be purchased with food!!!\nDOMESTIC choices are: BUD Light, COORS Light, Pabst Blue Ribbon

Please specify which beer you would like, MUST be purchased with food!!!\nDOMESTIC PREMIUM Choices: 4 SONS Surf City, Stone IPA, 805, Kona Big Wave, Bootleggers Palamino, Kona Longboard, Golden Road Mango Cart

With seasoning salt and ketchup or dipping sauce. One free sauce of your choice.

Topped with cheese, and your choice of Joe’s Chili or Spicy Chili. Chopped onions on request. One free sauce of your choice.

With ketchup or dipping sauce. One free sauce of your choice.

Comes with one free sauce of your choice.

Fries with melted cheese, bacon, sour cream and green onions. One free sauce of your choice.

Our home-made mac n cheese!

Choice of Creamy Slaw or Bleu Cheese Slaw.

Hand breaded, freshly made onion rings. One free sauce of your choice.

Mini version of our Nashville Hot Chicken Sandwich! Coleslaw, pickles, Mississippi Comeback sauce on top of freshly fried chicken breast. Choice of 2 or 3 sliders with a side.

Southern fried hot chicken breast with pickles, Mississippi comeback sauce, and creamy coleslaw.

Southern fried hot chicken tenders on grilled Texas Toast with White American cheese, bacon, pickles, Mississippi comeback sauce, and creamy coleslaw! Choose your heat level!

Quart of custard. Choice of Vanilla, Chocolate or 50/50.\nSpecialty flavors vary!

Freshly made frozen custard in a frozen mug with our keg root beer or your choice of soda.

Our famous keg rootbeer blended with fresh vanilla custard and topped with whipped cream!

Our dense, rich and creamy backyard ice cream made fresh daily right here at Joe Schmoe’s. Choose Vanilla or Chocolate.

Our thick custard blended like a shake, “without the milk” with your favorite mix-in.

Large, hand-spun shakes made with fresh frozen custard topped with fresh whipped cream.