Inglourious Bagels Menu

Choose from all plain, everything, or an assortment of sweet and savory (subject to availability).Upcharge for specialty bagels including sweet flavors.

The bagel's Polish cousin. Crispier and topped with caramelized onions and poppy seeds.

A bagel masquerading as a cookie. Who says you can't have chocolate for breakfast?

Cinnamon and raisins. Warm and comforting.

Sugar and spice. Very nice.

A fluffy, egg-based bagel with Everything seasoning on top.

It starts with our angrything bagel (spicy everything seasoning), then gets topped with habanero peppers and habanero jack cheese. This thing is HOT... and delicious!

Layers of flavor.

A delicious bagel. Nothing more, nothing less.

Plenty of toasted garlic. Not recommended for vampyres!

Delicious toasted sesame seeds. Easier to grip, tastier to grub.

Spinach infused bagel topped with Asiago cheese.

A bagel of your choice topped with thick-cut bacon, eggs, cheese, and freshly sliced tomatoes- finished with our delectable garlic aioli. Our most popular sandwich!

Sharp, melted cheddar cheese atop a scrambled egg and a healthy schmear of butter with a bagel of your choice- a classic for many bagel fiends.

Jersey's famous Taylor Pork Roll, Egg scramble, Melted American cheese, and ketchup. Served on a bagel of your choice.

A NY Classic! Premium ACME Lox , Plain Schmear, Capers, Red Onion, and Sliced Tomato. Served on a bagel of your choice.

Premium ACME Lox, Chive Schmear, Capers, Sliced Tomato, Red Onion, Salted Cucumbers, Sprouts, and Fresh Dill. Served on a bagel of your choice.

Premium ACME Lox, Thick-Cut Bacon, Butter Lettuce, Sliced Tomato, Sliced Avocado, and our signature Garlic Aioli. Served on a bagel of your choice.

Sliced Avocado, Sprouts, Sliced Radishes, Salted Cucumbers, Sliced Tomato, Basil Pesto, Balsamic Reduction, and Vegan Aioli. Served on a bagel of your choice.

Our tuna salad sandwich with tuna, tomato, onion, lettuce, and garlic aioli. Best served not toasted!

Half a pound of New York style pastrami piled high, with a healthy layer of mustard. Comes with a pickle on the side. Try it with the pumpernickel bagel!

A traditional BLT! Thick-cut bacon, Butter lettuce, and Sliced tomato, paired with our signature garlic aioli, on any bagel of your choice.

Premium, thick-cut turkey AND bacon paired with crisp butter lettuce and tomato, finished with sliced avocado and our signature garlic aioli on a bagel of your choice. Try it with a Roasted Garlic bagel!

Premium, thick-cut turkey with crisp butter lettuce, sliced tomato, sprouts, and sliced avocado. Finished with our signature garlic aioli and served on a bagel of your choice.

Premium, thick-cut oven roasted turkey, Egg scramble, Melted Swiss cheese, and basil pesto. Served on a bagel of your choice.

Premium ACME Lox, Sliced Avocado, Red onions, and our roasted garlic schmear. Served on a bagel of your choice.

Premium ACME Lox, Chive schmear, Butter lettuce, Sliced tomato, Red onion, and Capers. Served on a bagel of your choice.

Smoked Whitefish Salad, Premium ACME Lox, Butter lettuce, Sliced tomato, Red onion, Garlic Schmear. Served on a bagel of your choice.

Chickpea hummus, Sliced avocado, Muenster cheese, Sprouts, Sliced Tomato, Salted Cucumbers, and our signature Garlic Aioli. Served on a bagel of your choice.

"The Big Handful" for big appetites! Egg scramble, Taylor Pork Roll, Two slices American cheese, Thick-cut Bacon, Hashbrowns, and Ketchup. Served on a bagel of your choice.

Our take on a Cuban sandwich! Taylor Pork Roll, Ham, Melted Swiss cheese, Pickles, and Yellow mustard. Served on a bagel of your choice.

Egg scramble, Crisp Thick-cut bacon, Pepperjack cheese, Grilled Peppers & Onions, and Chipotle mayo. Served on a bagel of your choice.

Egg scramble, Crisp Thick-cut bacon, Melted Cheddar Cheese, Chive Schmear, finished with Mike's Hot Honey®. Served on a bagel of your choice.

Premium, Thick-cut Oven Roasted Turkey, Spinach, Cucumber, Muenster Cheese, Peppers & Onions, Our signature garlic aioli, finished with Mike's Hot Honey®. Served on a bagel of your choice.

Cream Cheese, Fig Compote, Chopped Figs, and Seasonings.

Cream Cheese, Roasted Green Chilis, Diced Pickled Jalapeño, and Seasonings.

Cream Cheese, Roasted Habaneros, Honey, and Seasonings.

Creamy blend of Chickpeas, Tahini, Olive Oil, Lemon Juice, and Seasonings.

Cream Cheese, Premium ACME Lox, and Seasonings.

Cream Cheese, Mixed Fresh Berries, and Seasonings.

Premium Alouette Cream Cheese

Cream Cheese, Sour Cream, Roasted Garlic, and Seasonings.

Cream Cheese, Sun-dried Tomatoes, Basil, and Seasonings.

Cream Cheese, Mixed Chopped Veggies, and Seasonings.

Vevan Plant Based Cream Cheese.

Cream Cheese, Bacon, Fresh Chives, and Seasonings.

Three shots of espresso with hot water.

Two shots of espresso topped with hot water.

Two shots of espresso, with equal amount of steamed milk and milk foam.

Two shots of espresso coffee with equal amounts milk foam and steamed milk.

Chai spiced tea and steamed milk with just a little bit of milk foam.

Chai spiced tea and steamed milk with just a little bit of milk foam.

Chai spiced tea with steamed milk, a little bit of milk foam, and two shots of espresso.

Chai spiced tea with steamed milk, a little bit of milk foam, and a shot of espresso.

Two shots of hot espresso coffee.

Two shots of espresso with steamed milk and just a little bit of milk foam.

Shot of espresso with steamed milk and just a little bit of milk foam.

Japanese matcha green tea with steamed milk and milk foam.

Japanese matcha green tea with steamed milk and milk foam.

Two shots of espresso, steamed milk, and chocolate. Topped with whipped cream, cocoa, and chocolate syrup.

Shot of espresso, steamed milk, and chocolate. Topped with whipped cream, cocoa, and chocolate syrup.

14 ounces of freshly brewed drip coffee with two shots of espresso added.

10 ounces of freshly brewed drip coffee with a shot of espresso added.

A shot of espresso topped with whipped cream.

Shot of espresso, white chocolate, and steamed milk. Topped with whipped cream, cocoa, and chocolate syrup.

Espresso, white chocolate, and steamed milk. Topped with whipped cream, cocoa, and chocolate syrup.

Two shots of espresso, chocolate, and steamed milk. Spiced with dried chilis, nutmeg, cinnamon, and allspice.

Shot of espresso, chocolate, and steamed milk. Spiced with dried chilis, nutmeg, cinnamon, and allspice.

A tasty twist on an Americano. Vanilla, Agave, Shot of Espresso, water.

A tasty twist on an Americano. Vanilla, Agave, Two Shots of Espresso, water.

Espresso, Steamed Milk, Butter, Spices, Maple Syrup.

Espresso, Steamed Milk, Butter, Spices, Maple Syrup.

20oz of fresh Valencia orange juice, squeezed to order.

8oz container of house-made smoked whitefish salad, made from whole, ACME smoked whitefish.

Figs, Dates, Banana, Yogurt, Oat milk.

Spinach, Mango, Pineapple, Banana, Apple juice.

Mango, Orange juice, Pineapple, Banana, Carrot, Oat milk.

Strawberries, Banana, Yogurt, Apple juice, Oat milk.

Acai, Mixed berries, Banana, Apple juice, Oat milk.

8oz container of delicious, house-made tuna salad.