BURGER
- The GodfatherBeef patty, grilled bell peppers, grilled onions, pepper Jack cheese, lettuce, tomatoes and sriracha ranch$11.95
- Off The RecordBeef Patty, pepper jack cheese, avocado, daikon sprouts, lettuce, tomato, jalapeno ranch$11.95
- Undercover CheeseburgerBeef patty, hickory smoked bacon, cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, onions, pickles, mustard and ketchup$12.00
- Illegal Cream CheesburgerBeef Patty, cream cheese, fried onion strings, grilled jalapenos$11.50
- Slinger BurgerBeef patty, hickory smoked bacon, Cheddar cheese, fried onion strings and BBQ sauce$11.95
- The StreetBeef patty, split hot dog, avocado, cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, onions, mustard, ketchup and chipotle mayo$14.50
- Mushroom SwissBeef Patty, sauteed mushrooms, grilled onions, Swiss cheese, Illegal sauce$11.50
- The BossBeef patty, grilled fresh pineapple, fried jalapeno, cheddar cheese, hickory smoked bacon, lettuce, tomato, onions and chipotle mayo$12.50
- Black BeanBlack Bean Patty, avocado, daikon sprouts, lettuce, tomato, onions$11.95
- Chicken ClubGrilled or fried chicken, bacon, avocado, lettuce, tomato, Illegal sauce$12.95
- Going LegitBuild your own burger. Choose your bun and toppings. Add-ons are for extra charge$9.75
- Mobster Burger Box(Feeds 4 people) 4 burgers on b&w sesame brioche buns, slammer fries with chipotle mayo, 8 chicken tenders with bbq sauce, lettuce, tomato, onions, pickles, mustard, Ketchup (Add bacon and cheese for extra charge.)$59.99
- KINGPIN BIRRIABeef patty, pepper jack cheese, adobo braised beef, onions, cilantro, jalapeno aioli, consome, fresh lime$14.25
- THE UNDERBOSSQuesadilla buns, beef patty, lettuce, tomato, onions, cilantro, pork green chile, jalapeno aioli$12.95
- BACON BANDITBeef patty, bacon, fried egg, maple bacon spread, grilled onions$12.25
- ILLEGAL WINGSCrispy fried in your choice of sauce$13.99
DRINKS
- Fountain Drink$3.50
- Mexican Bottled Soda$4.95
- Boylan SodaRoot beer$3.95
- MILKSHAKES$6.95
- Root Beer Float$6.95
- IB Bottled Water$2.50
- Ginger Beer 8oz N/A$2.50
- Red Bull$5.00
- Watermellon Red Bull$5.00
FRIES & SIDES
- Slammer FriesHouse fries served with chipotle mayo$4.99
- Illegal FriesSeasoned waffle fries with illegal sauce$4.99
- Sweet Potato FriesServed with maple bacon dip$5.50
- Truffle FriesHouse fries topped with Parmesan cheese & basil, drizzled with truffle aioli$6.99
- Green Chili Cheese FriesHouse fries topped with cheddar cheese and pork green chili$7.25
- 3 AccomplicesIllegal Fries, House fries, Sweet Potato fries, chipotle mayo, Illegal sauce, maple bacon dip$13.95
- Green Chili Bowl$8.95
- Green Chili Cup$4.99
- RICE CRISPY$2.50
- BIRRIA FRIESHouse fries, pepper jack cheese, adobo braised beef, consome, onions, cilantro, jalapeno aioli, lime$8.50
- Onions Rings$5.99
- Chicken Tenders APP$10.00
SALADS
- ANCHO CILANTRO CHICKEN SALADRomaine lettuce, grilled chicken, bacon, onions, sprouts, tomatoes, Cheddar cheese and ancho cilantro ranch dressing$14.50
- AVOCADO CHICKEN CAESARRomaine lettuce, grilled chicken, avocado, parmesan cheese, croutons, Caesar dressing$14.50
KIDS BITES
- Kids Burgerserved with slammer fires and a drink$9.00
- Kids Hot DogServed with slammer fries and a drink$9.00
- Kids Grilled Cheeseserved with slammer fries and a drink$9.00
- Kids Fountain Drink$1.39
- Kids White Milk$1.90
- Kids Chocolate Milk$1.90
- Juice$1.90
- KIDS SHAKE$4.99
- Kids Chicken Tenders3 chicken tenders served with slammer fries and a drink$10.00
SAUCES
- Side BBQ Sauce
- Side Ranch
- Side Jalapeno Aioli
- Side Lemon Aioli$1.35
- Side Ketchup
- Side Mustard
- Side Mayo
- Side Chipotle Mayo
- Side Illegal Sauce$1.35
- Side Truffle Aioli$1.35
- Side Maple Bacon Dip$1.35
- Side Caesar Dressing
- Side Italian Dressing
- Side Sriracha Ranch
ADD ONS & EXTRAS
- Bacon$1.25
- Fresh Jalapenos$1.30
- Fried Jalapenos$1.30
- American Cheese$1.30
- Cheddar Cheese$1.30
- Swiss Cheese$1.30
- Pepper Jack Cheese$1.30
- Cream Cheese$1.30
- Avocado$2.75
- Sauteed Mushrooms$1.30
- Grilled Onions$1.30
- Fried Onion Strings$1.30
- Daikon Sprouts$1.30
- Fried Egg$1.30
- Grilled Pineapple$1.30
- Beef Hot Dog No Bun$3.75
- Plain Gluten Free Bun$3.00
- Plain Whole Wheat Bun$1.75
- Plain Pretzel Bun$1.75
- Plain B&W Sesame Brioche Bun$1.75
- BEEF PATTY NO BUN$3.75
- GRILLED CHICKEN NO BUN$4.50
- BLACK BEAN PATTY NO BUN$4.50
- FISH FILLET NO BUN$4.50
- GREEN CHILE
- Lettuce
- Tomato
- Pickles
- Onions
- Side Green Chili$2.25
- SIDE CONSOME$2.00
- Birria$3.75
DRINKS
- Fountain Drink$3.50
- Mexican Bottled Soda$4.95
- Boylan SodaRoot beer$3.95
- MILKSHAKES$6.95
- Root Beer Float$6.95
- IB Bottled Water$2.50
- Hot Beverages$2.25
- Ginger Beer 8oz N/A$2.50
- Red Bull$5.00
- Illegal Brands C B D WaterPassion fruit flavor$5.23
- CAN SODA$1.99
- Watermellon Red Bull$5.00
ILLEGAL SHAKES
- COFFEE & CREAM SHAKE$9.99
- CINNAMON CRUNCH SHAKE$9.99
- APPLE PIE SHAKE$9.99
- MANGO SHAKE$9.99
- RASPBERRY CHOCOLATE SHAKE$9.99
- STRAWBERRY CHOCOLATE SHAKE$9.99
DRAFT BEER
- THE YARD DRAFT
- Coors Light Draft$5.00
- Deschute's Fresh Squeezed IPA$7.00
- Sam Adams Seasonal$8.00
- Lagunitas$6.50
- Modelo Especial$6.00
- Princess Yum Yum$6.50
- Incredible Pedal Draft$8.00
- House Mexican Lager$7.00
- Copy Of Coors Light Draft$5.00
MARGARITAS
- Watermelon Margarita$8.99
- 16oz Mangonada Margarita$10.00
- 16oz House Margarita$10.00
- 32oz House Margarita$10.99
- 16oz Strawberry Sriracha Margarita$10.00
- 16oz Jalapeno Margarita$10.00
- 16oz Skinny Margarita$10.00
- Concierge $5 Classic Marg$5.00
BEER
- Negra Modelo Bottle$6.25
- Corona Extra$6.75
- Left Hand Milk Stout Nitro$7.25
- White Rascal$7.00
- PBR$4.00
- Angry Orchard$6.50
- Blue Moon$6.25
- Voodoo Ranger IPA$6.25
- Fat Tire$6.25
- Dale's Pale Ale$6.50
- Coors Banquet$5.50
- Truly Strw Lemonade$6.50
- Voodoo Ranger Atomic Pumpkin$7.00
- Concierge $3 Draft$3.00
- Sam Adams Winter Lager$7.00
DAILY DRINK SPECIALS
- SIPPIN SATURDAYS$6.50
- FIREBALL FRIDAY$5.00
- WHISKEY WEDNESDAY
- TUESDAYS MULE$8.00
- MARGARITA MONDAY
- SUNDAY FUNDAY
- THIRSTY THURSDAY$9.00
HAPPY HOUR
- Margaritaville Silver Rum$7.00
- Jones Gin$7.50
- Jones Vodka$7.50
- Ezra Brooks$7.50
- Margaritaville Gold$5.00
- Exotico Blanco$6.50
MIXED COCKTAILS
- Long Island Iced Tea$9.00
- Long Island Top Shelf$12.00
- Featured Drink Special$12.00
CORDIALS/LIQUEURS
- Cointreau$7.00
- Tuaca$7.00
- Baileys$7.00
- Rumchata$7.50
- Barton Long Island$8.00
- Juarez Triple Sec$3.00
VODKA
- Deep Eddy Orange$7.00
- Russian Standard$7.00
- Deep Eddy Peach$7.00
- Tito's$8.00
- Pearl Citrus$6.50
- Deep Eddy Lemon$7.00
- Deep Eddy Ruby Red$7.00
- Deep Eddy Cranberry$7.00
- Deep Eddy Sweet Tea$7.00
- Deep Eddy Lime$7.00
- Deep Eddy Original$7.00
- Pickle Shot$5.00
- Stoli Chamoy$8.00
TEQUILA
- 1800 Reposado$8.00
- Herradura Reposado$11.00
- Herradura Anejo$12.00
- Terremoto Churros$5.00
- El Jimador Silver$8.00
- Ghost Pepper Tequila$7.00
- Corralejo Blanco$9.00
- Corralejo Reposado$11.00
- Campo Bravo Blanco$7.00
- Conciere$7.50
RUM
- Captain Morgan$6.50
- Don Q Rum$7.50
- Mahina Rum$7.50
WHISKEY/SCOTCH/BOURBON
- Dewar's$9.00
- Crown Royal$9.00
- Jack Daniels$8.00
- FIRE BALL$5.00
- Templeton Rye '6$8.00
- Benriach Scotch$9.00
- Glendronach Scotch$10.00
- Screwball Peanut Butter$7.00
- Doughball Whiskey$8.00
- Colorado Honey Whiskey$9.00
- Jones Whiskey$8.00
- Brother's Bond Whiskey$9.00
- Stranahan's Whiskey$9.50
GIN
- Tanqueray$8.00
- Hendrick's Gin$9.00
- Pinnacle Gin$6.00
- Gordon's$7.50
MOONSHINE
- Moonshine Cherry$8.00
- Moonshine Strawberry$8.00
- Moonshine Blueberry$8.00
- Moonshine Cranberry$8.00
- Moonshine Blackberry$8.00
- Moonshine Original$8.00
- Moonshine Peach$8.00
- Moonshine Apple Pie$8.00
WINE
- THE INFINITE WHITE$7.50
- THE INFINITE RED$7.50
- THE INFINITE ROSE$7.50
ILLEGAL SHAKES
- ALCOHOLIC ROOTBEER FLOAT$9.99
- NEGRA MODELO FLOAT$9.99
HARD LEMONADES
- TEA FLAVOR$10.00
SIGNATURE DRINKS
- HIBISCUS HEIST
- ICED TEA-QUILA
- JALAPENO PALOMA
- SNEAKY STRAWBERRY
- BLOODY MARY
- WHITE WINE SPRITZER$12.00
- ROSE HIBISCUS SANGRIA$12.00
- RED WINE SANGRIA$12.00
MULES
- MEXICAN MULE$9.00
- MOSCOW MULE$9.00
- TUACA MULE$9.00
- PUMPKIN SPICE MULE$9.00
- MOONSHINE MULE$9.00
- VALENTINES MULE$10.00
