House of Pies Restaurant & Bakery The Woodlands Menu

$$American, Breakfast, Brunch

1330 Lake Woodlands Dr, The Woodlands, TX 77380

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Texas Breakfasts | Breakfast Anytime
- Texas Breakfasts Are Served With Your Choice Of One Side & One Bread
- Eggs Alone
  Two eggs any style
  $8.95
- Sunshine
  Two eggs any style with two bacon strips or one sausage patty and peach halves
  $11.95
- Bacon & Eggs
  Four crisp bacon strips with two eggs any style
  $11.95
- Sausage & Eggs
  Two whole hog patties with two eggs any style
  $11.95
- Ham Steak & Eggs
  4oz premium ham steak with two eggs any style
  $11.95
- Turkey Sausage & Eggs
  Two turkey patties with two eggs any style
  $11.95
- Smoked Sausage & Eggs
  Beef & pork link with two eggs cooked any style
  $11.95
- Chopped Steak & Eggs
  Lean ground beef cooked to your liking with two eggs any style
  $12.95
- Corned Beef Hash & Eggs
  Grilled corn beef hash with two eggs any style
  $12.95
- Chicken Fried Steak & Eggs
  Served with country gravy and two eggs any style
  $13.95
- Chicken Fried Chicken & Eggs
  Our batter dipped chicken fried chicken with country gravy and two eggs any style
  $13.95
- Pork Chops & Eggs
  Two chops, lightly breaded and grilled with two eggs any style
  $14.95
- Beef Fajita & Eggs
  1/2 lb. beef fajita, served with grilled onions, picante, cheese, frijoles & flour tortillas, and with two eggs any style
  $15.95
- Ribeye Steak & Eggs
  Hand-trimmed, 8oz tender ribeye steak cooked to order with two eggs any style
  $17.95
- Chicken Breast & Eggs
  Marinated and grilled chicken breast with two eggs any style
  $13.95
Breakfast Favorites | Breakfast Anytime
- Biscuits & Sausage
  With country gravy
  $7.95
- BLTEC Sandwich
  Bacon, lettuce, tomato with a fried egg, American cheese plus your choice of one fruit, potato or side selection
  $11.95
- Eggsadillas
  Two eggs any style, O'brien potatoes, sausage, cheddar & Jack cheese served with frijoles, picante and sour cream
  $11.95
- Huevos Rancheros
  Flour tortilla topped with two scrambled eggs, picante, cheddar & Jack cheese, served with frijoles, extra flour tortillas and your choice of one fruit, potato or side selection
  $11.95
- Acapulco Breakfast
  Two eggs scrambled with taco meat (onions, peppers, mushrooms & chives) with cheddar & Jack cheese, picante, frijoles, flour tortillas and your choice of one fruit, potato or side selection
  $11.95
- Sausage Scrambler
  A buttermilk biscuit topped with two sausage patties, two scrambled eggs smothered in country gravy and your choice of one fruit, potato or side selection
  $11.95
- Eggs Benedict
  English muffin, ham steak, poached eggs, rich Hollandaise sauce and your choice of one fruit, potato or side selection
  $13.95
- Benedict Florentine
  English muffin, topped with tomato, spinach, mushrooms, poached eggs, rich Hollandaise sauce and your choice of one fruit, potato or side selection
  $13.95
- Avocado Toast
  Herb toast topped with avocado, tomato, spinach & one sunny-side up egg. Served with your choice of one side.
  $11.95
- Bagel Breakfast Sandwich
  Toasted bagel topped with 2 eggs omelet style, bacon & American cheese. Served with your choice of one side.
  $11.95
- Breakfast Tacos
  3 flour tortillas stuffed with choice of bacon or sausage, scrambled eggs, O'Brien potatoes & cheddar cheese, served with frijoles & picante. Add a taco +2.95 Add avocado +1.55
  $11.95
- Overnight Oats & Yogurt
  Milk, honey and oats topped with yogurt, sliced strawberries & bananas
  $10.95
From The Griddle | Breakfast Anytime
- Griddle Platter
  Choice of 3 buttermilk pancakes or 4 french toast triangles or a belgian waffle Add 2 eggs any style +2.25 Add Meat: bacon (4) or sausage patties (2) or ham steak +3.25 ea Add Toppings: Bananas, Blueberries, Peaches, Pineapple, Strawberries, Chocolate Chips, Pecan Pieces +2.25 ea Add Whipped Cream +1.95
  $7.95
- Club Breakfast
  Two french toast triangles, 2 eggs & 2 bacon or 1 sausage patty
  $8.95
- Country Breakfast
  Two buttermilk pancakes, 2 eggs & 2 bacon or 1 sausage patty
  $8.95
- Waffle Platter
  Our signature belgian waffle, 2 eggs & 2 bacon or 1 sausage patty
  $9.95
- Banana Pecan Pancakes
  Three buttermilk pancakes topped with pecan pieces, sliced bananas & caramel drizzle
  $12.95
- Strawberry Cream Waffle
  Topped with strawberries, whipped cream & strawberry glaze drizzle
  $12.95
- French Toast Supreme
  Two french toast stuffed with sweet cream cheese and strawberry jam, topped with fresh strawberries, whipped cream & strawberry glaze drizzle
  $13.95
- Chicken & Waffle
  Our belgian waffle topped with 3 chicken tenders and dusted with powdered sugar
  $13.95
3 Egg Omelettes | Breakfast Anytime
- Served With Your Choice Of One Side And One Bread
- Cheddar Cheese
  $10.95
- Ham & Cheddar Cheese
  $12.95
- Bacon & Cheddar Cheese
  $12.95
- Turkey Sausage & Cheese
  $12.95
- Sausage & Cheddar Cheese
  $12.95
- Spinach, Mushroom & Swiss Cheese
  $12.95
- Texan
  Bacon, sausage, jalapeños, onions & cheddar cheese
  $14.95
- Denver
  Diced ham, bell peppers & cheddar cheese
  $12.95
- Hangover (Vegetarian)
  Bell peppers, onions, mushrooms, cheddar cheese, picante sauce
  $12.95
- Acapulco
  Taco meat (onions, peppers, chives, mushrooms), cheddar and Jack cheese, picante sauce
  $13.95
- Chili & Cheddar Cheese
  $13.95
- Philly Cheese Steak
  Thinly sliced ribeye grilled with mushrooms, onions, peppers & Swiss cheese
  $14.95
- Add Your Favorite Ingredients:
  Meats: Bacon, Sausage, Ham, Taco Meat (1.95 each) Cheese: American, Swiss, Jack, Cheddar (1.55 each) Veggies: Avocado, Jalapeños, Mushroom, Tomatoes (1.55 each)
Appetizers | Lunch & Dinner
- Pickle Chips
  $6.95
- Mini Corn Dogs
  $6.95
- Wings With A Zing
  $9.95
- Cauliflower Wings
  $7.95
- Spicy Cheese Curds
  $7.95
- Battered Onion Rings
  $6.95
- Breaded Mozzarella Sticks
  $7.95
- Southwest Chicken Egg Rolls
  $8.95
- Pick 3 Sampler Platter
  Any 3 above
  $15.95
- Shrimp Basket
  Golden fried panko breaded shrimp
  $8.95
- Chicken Tenders
  Hand battered & fried
  $7.95
- Chili Cheese Fries
  French fries smothered in chili, cheddar cheese, onions & bacon bits
  $8.95
- Quesadilla
  Flour tortilla filled with jack cheese, grilled onions & your choice of protein. Served with picante sauce & sour cream Chicken 10.95 / Beef 11.95 / Shrimp 12.95
Soups & Salads | Lunch & Dinner
- Dinner Salad
  Variety of mixed greens
  $3.95
- Homemade Soup
  Cup 3.95 / Bowl 5.95 / XL Bowl 11.95 Served with crackers or dinner roll (Add Dinner Salad +2.95)
- Chili
  Topped with cheese (onion optional). Served with crackers or dinner roll. Cup 5.95 / Bowl 7.95 / XL Bowl 14.95
- Chef's Salad
  Turkey, Ham, Swiss & American cheese over mixed greens with tomato & hard boiled egg. Served with crackers or dinner roll
  $12.95
- Taco Salad
  Taco meat, onions, bell peppers, chives, mushrooms, cheddar, jack cheese & tortilla chips over mixed greens with picante & sour cream. Served with crackers or dinner roll
  $12.95
- Spinach & Bacon Salad
  Topped with strawberries, pecans, bacon bits, hard boiled egg & cheddar cheese. Served with crackers or dinner roll
  $11.95
- Fajita Salad
  Beef fajita strips, grilled bell peppers & onions with picante sauce & sour cream. Served with crackers or dinner roll
  $13.95
- Hot Chicken Salad
  Chicken strips grilled with bell peppers & onions, served with tomato & hard boiled egg. Served with crackers or dinner roll
  $12.95
- Chicken Tender Salad
  Hand breaded chicken strips with cheddar cheese & tomato. Served with crackers or dinner roll
  $12.95
- Grilled Shrimp Salad
  Grilled shrimp, onions, bell peppers, with tomato slices & boiled egg. Served with crackers or dinner roll
  $14.95
- Tuna Or Chicken Salad Boat
  A large tomato stuffed with our homemade tuna or chicken salad on a bed of mixed greens with hard boiled egg. Served with crackers or dinner roll
  $11.95
- Fruit Salad
  Seasonal assorted fruit with sherbet, cottage cheese or yogurt
  $11.95
- Loaded Baked Potato
  Butter, cheese, bacon, sour cream & chives. (Add Dinner Salad +2.95)
  $6.95
- Chili Topped Potato
  Topped with our hearty chili, cheddar cheese & onions. (Add Dinner Salad +2.95)
  $9.95
- Philly Baked Potato
  Topped with sliced ribeye, grilled bell peppers, onions, mushrooms & jack cheese. (Add Dinner Salad +2.95)
  $10.95
Burgers & Sandwiches | Lunch & Dinner
- All Burgers And Sandwiches Are Served With Your Choice Of One Side
- Hamburger
  Lean ground beef patty on a sesame seed bun w/ lettuce, tomato, pickles and mayo on side
  $11.95
- Cheeseburger
  Lean ground beef patty on a sesame seed bun w/ choice of cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickles and mayo on side
  $12.95
- Chili Burger
  Lean ground beef patty served open faced w/ hearty chili, cheddar cheese & onions
  $13.95
- Bacon Burger
  Lean ground beef patty on a sesame seed bun w/ choice of cheese, two bacon strips, lettuce, tomato, pickles and mayo on side
  $13.95
- Avocado Burger
  Lean ground beef patty on a sesame seed bun w/ avocado, choice of cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickles and mayo on side
  $13.95
- Mushroom Burger
  Lean ground beef patty on a sesame seed bun w/ grilled mushrooms, choice of cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickles and mayo on side
  $13.95
- Bayou City Burger
  Lean ground beef patty on a sesame seed bun w/ choice of cheese, mushrooms, jalapeños, two bacon strips and a fried egg
  $15.95
- Patty Melt
  Lean ground beef patty on grilled herb bread w/ American cheese, grilled onions, tomato & special sauce
  $12.95
- Hamburger Club
  A triple decker built with our burger patty, bacon strips, lettuce, tomato and mayo on toast
  $10.95
- Grilled Chicken
  A boneless lightly seasoned breast grilled and served on a poppyseed bun with lettuce, tomato, pickles and mayo on side
  $11.95
- Monterey Chicken
  A boneless lightly seasoned breast grilled and served on a poppyseed bun w/ grilled mushrooms and Jack cheese
  $13.95
- Texas Fried Chicken
  Hand-breaded chicken breast on Texas toast w/ choice of cheese, mushrooms, jalapeños, & two bacon strips
  $16.95
- Chicken Fried Chicken
  Hand breaded chicken breast on a poppyseed bun w/ lettuce, tomato, pickles & mayo on side
  $13.95
- Chicken Fried Steak
  Breaded beef cutlet on a poppyseed bun w/ lettuce, tomato, pickles, & mayo on side
  $13.95
- Smoked Sausage
  Beef and pork link on a hoagie roll w/ bell peppers & onions
  $10.95
- BLT
  Crisp bacon, lettuce, tomato, & mayo on white toast w/ pickles on side
  $9.95
- BLTEC
  Crisp bacon, lettuce, tomato, American cheese, fried egg & mayo on white toast w/ pickles on side
  $11.95
- Deli Delight
  Choice of (Ham, Turkey, or Roast Beef) on a poppyseed bun w/ lettuce, tomato, pickles & mayo
  $10.95
- Regency Club
  A triple-decker w/ turkey breast, crisp bacon, lettuce, tomato, pickles & mayo
  $10.95
- Grilled Cheese
  Melted American, Swiss & cheddar cheese on grilled white toast
  $8.95
- Chicken Salad
  Homemade chicken salad on a poppyseed bun w/ lettuce, tomato, pickles & mayo
  $9.95
- Tuna Or Chicken Salad
  Homemade tuna salad on a poppyseed bun w/ lettuce, tomato, pickles & mayo
  $9.95
- Tuna Melt
  Grilled tuna salad on grilled herb bread w/ American cheese, tomato, special sauce & pickles
  $11.95
- Ham & Swiss Melt
  Ham and melted Swiss cheese on grilled herb bread w/ sliced tomato, special sauce & pickles
  $11.95
- Turkey & Swiss Melt
  Turkey and melted Swiss cheese on grilled herb bread w/ sliced tomato, special sauce & pickles
  $11.95
- Roast Beef & Swiss Melt
  Roast Beef and melted Swiss cheese on grilled herb bread w/ sliced tomato, special sauce & pickles on side
  $11.95
- Monte Cristo
  Tripe decker of ham, turkey & Swiss cheese dipped in egg-cream batter, deep fried & dusted w/ powdered sugar
  $12.95
- Fish Poboy
  Grilled or fried filet of fish on a grilled hoagie roll w/ tartar sauce, lettuce & tomato
  $12.95
- Shrimp Poboy
  Grilled or fried shrimp on a grilled hoagie roll w/ tartar sauce, lettuce & tomato
  $14.95
- French Beef Dip
  Thinly sliced roast beef soaked in au jus on a grilled French roll w/ a cup of au jus fordipping
  $13.95
- Philly Cheesesteak
  Grilled sliced Ribeye, green peppers, onions, mushrooms, & Swiss cheese on hoagie roll
  $14.95
- Ribeye Steak
  8oz tender Ribeye (cooked medium) on grilled hoagie roll
  $16.95
Lunch & Dinner Specials | Lunch & Dinner
- Lunch And Dinner Specials Are Served With A Soup Or House Salad, Today's Vegetable, One Side & A Dinner Roll
- Chicken Pot Pie
  Our signature recipe filled with chicken, peas, carrots and potatoes
  $15.95
- Grilled Chicken
  A boneless lightly seasoned breast grilled
  $15.95
- Chicken Tenders
  Hand breaded & deep fried chicken tender strips served w/ country gravy
  $15.95
- Monterey Chicken
  Grilled marinated chicken breast topped with sautéed mushrooms & Jack cheese
  $16.95
- Chicken Fried Chicken
  Hand breaded and deep fried chicken breast topped with country gravy
  $16.95
- Smoked Sausage
  Two sausage links topped with grilled bell peppers and onions
  $15.95
- Filet Of Fish
  Have it your way grilled or deep fried choice of cocktail or tartar sauce & lemon wedges
  $16.95
- Fish And Chips
  Fried fish filets w/ choice of cocktail or tartar sauce & lemon wedges.
  $16.95
- Shrimp Platter
  Have it your way grilled or fried w/ choice of cocktail or tartar sauce & lemon wedges
  $17.95
- Chopped Steak
  Seasoned lean meat cooked to your order topped with onion rings
  $15.95
- Chicken Fried Steak
  Beef cutlet deep fried & topped with country gravy
  $16.95
- Grilled Pork Chops
  Two lightly breaded chops cooked to perfection topped with grilled onions
  $16.95
- Ribeye Steak And Shrimp
  Hand trimmed Rib-Eye steak cooked to your liking, topped grilled shrimp
  $22.95
Fusion Specials | Lunch & Dinner
- Spaghetti & Meat Sauce
  Homemade meat sauce, served with garlic toast. Served with soup or salad.
  $15.95
- Chicken Parmesan
  Hand breaded chicken breast topped with marinara sauce & Swiss cheese. Served with spaghetti. Served with soup or salad.
  $16.95
- Meat Loaf
  Homemade meatloaf topped with brown gravy, served with mashed potatoes, vegetable of the day & with a soup or salad.
  $15.95
Tacos | Lunch & Dinner
- Beef Tacos
  Seasoned taco meat (onions, peppers, chives, mushrooms) & cheddar cheese. Served with frijoles, picante sauce & sour cream.
  $12.95
- Fried Chicken Tacos
  Our special sauce & cheddar cheese. Served with frijoles, picante sauce & sour cream.
  $12.95
- Fried Fish Tacos
  Our special sauce & cheddar cheese. Served with frijoles, picante sauce & sour cream.
  $12.95
- Grilled Shrimp Tacos
  Our special sauce & cheddar cheese. Served with frijoles, picante sauce & sour cream.
  $12.95
All Day Side Choices | Sides
- Potatoes
  Hash Browns, French Fries, Cottage Fries, O'Brien Potatoes, Mashed Potatoes, Loaded Mashed Potatoes +1.95, Baked Potato +1.95, Sweet Potato Fries +1.95
- Mac & Cheese
- Sautéed Spinach
- Dinner Salad +1.95
- Onion Rings +1.95
- Grits
- Yogurt
- Fruit Cup
- Avocado
- Cottage Cheese Or Cottage Cheese & Peaches
- Bread
  Toast (White, Wheat, Herb, Raisin), Muffins (English, Blueberry, Carrot), Buttermilk Biscuits, Bagel, or Flour Tortillas
  $1.95
A La Carte | Sides
- Potatoes
  Hash Browns 3.95 French Fries 3.95 Cottage Fries 3.95 O’Brien Potatoes 3.95 Mashed Potatoes 3.95 Loaded Mashed Potatoes 5.95 Sweet Potato Fries 4.95
- Meats
  Bacon (4) 3.95 Pork Sausage (2) 3.95 Turkey Sausage (2) 3.95 Ham Steak 3.95 Smoked Sausage (1) 3.95 Pork Chops 8.95 Chopped Steak* 5.95 Chicken Breast 5.95 Chicken Fried Chicken 6.95 Chicken Fried Steak 6.95 Ribeye Steak* 12.95 Fish Fillet Grilled or Fried 6.95 Grilled Shrimp 8.95 Chicken Pot Pie 8.95
- Other
  One Egg 1.45 Cheese (American, Swiss, Jack, Cheddar) 1.55 each Bread (see choices) 1.95 Yogurt 2.95 Fruit Cup 2.95 Cottage Cheese & Peaches 3.25 Avocado 2.95 Grits with butter (Cup) 2.95 Sauteed Spinach 2.95 Sauteed Mushrooms 2.95 White or Brown Gravy .95 Picante Sauce or Sour Cream .95
Kid's Menu (12 yrs & Under)
- Pancakes
  Two pancakes served with two eggs & bacon. Served with a Jr size Milk or Soda
  $7.95
- French Toast
  Two french toast served with two eggs & bacon. Served with a Jr size Milk or Soda
  $7.95
- Grilled Cheese & Fries
  Served with a Jr size Milk or Soda
  $7.95
- Cheeseburger & Fries
  Served with a Jr size Milk or Soda
  $7.95
- Chicken Fingers & Fries
  Served with a Jr size Milk or Soda
  $7.95
- Mini Corn Dogs & Fries
  Served with a Jr size Milk or Soda
  $7.95
- Spaghetti & Meat Sauce
  Served with a Jr size Milk or Soda
  $7.95
- Mac 'N Cheese
  Served with a Jr size Milk or Soda
  $7.95
Beverages | Drinks
- Hot Tea
  $2.95
- Iced Tea
  Regular or Sweet
  $2.95
- Milk
  Regular 3.25 / Large 3.95
- Juice
  Orange, Apple, Cranberry, Citrus Peach Reg 3.25 / Lg 3.95
- Soft Drinks
  Coke, Diet Coke, Dr. Pepper, Sprite, Root Beer, Lemonade 32 oz 3.25 / refills 1.25
- Coke Float
  32oz. glass of Coke and vanilla ice cream
  $4.95
- Milkshake Or Malts
  Chocolate, Vanilla, or Strawberry
  $5.95
Coffees | Drinks
- House Coffee
  House ground and freshly brewed, regular or decaf
  $2.95
- Espresso
  $2.95
- Cappuccino
  $4.50
- Latte
  Hot or Iced
  $4.95
- Vanilla Latte
  Hot or Iced
  $5.25
- Mocha
  Hot or Iced
  $5.25
- Hot Chocolate
  With whipped cream
  $3.95
Mimosas & Specialty Drinks | Drinks
- Mimosas
  Orange, Cranberry, Apple, or Citrus peach juice Glass 6 / Carafe 18
- Sangria
  Red or White, made in house Glass 8 / Carafe 25
- Bellini
  Frozen Peach Bellini Glass 7 / Carafe 21
- Frose
  Fruity and Refreshing Rosé Slush Glass 7 / Carafe 21
Wines | Drinks
- Red Wine
  Substance, Cabernet Sauvignon - Columbia Valley 10 glass / 42 bottle Carmel Road, Pinot Noir - Calif 9 glass / 37 bottle Trapiche, Malbec - Argentina 7 glass / 32 bottle
- White Wine
  Matua, Sauvignon Blanc - New Zealand 9 glass / 37 bottle St. Hubert’s, The Stag Chardonnay - Calif 10 glass / 41 bottle Cavit, Pinot Grigio - Italy 8 glass / 34 bottle
- Rose
  La Vielle Ferme, Rosé - France 7 glass / 30 bottle
- Bubbles
  Veuve De Paris, Sparkling Wine - France 7 glass / 30 bottle Avissi, Prosecco - Italy 30 bottle
Beer | Drinks
- Michelob Ultra
  $5.00
- Modelo Especial
  $7.00
- Lawnmower (Saint Arnold)
  $6.00
- Love Street (Karbach)
  $6.00
- Hopadillo
  $6.00

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House of Pies Restaurant & Bakery The Woodlands Menu

Texas Breakfasts | Breakfast Anytime

Texas Breakfasts Are Served With Your Choice Of One Side & One Bread

Eggs Alone

Sunshine

Bacon & Eggs

Sausage & Eggs

Ham Steak & Eggs

Turkey Sausage & Eggs

Smoked Sausage & Eggs

Chopped Steak & Eggs

Corned Beef Hash & Eggs

Chicken Fried Steak & Eggs

Chicken Fried Chicken & Eggs

Pork Chops & Eggs

Beef Fajita & Eggs

Ribeye Steak & Eggs

Chicken Breast & Eggs

Breakfast Favorites | Breakfast Anytime

Biscuits & Sausage

BLTEC Sandwich

Eggsadillas

Huevos Rancheros

Acapulco Breakfast

Sausage Scrambler

Eggs Benedict

Benedict Florentine

Avocado Toast

Bagel Breakfast Sandwich

Breakfast Tacos

Overnight Oats & Yogurt

From The Griddle | Breakfast Anytime

Griddle Platter

Club Breakfast

Country Breakfast

Waffle Platter

Banana Pecan Pancakes

Strawberry Cream Waffle

French Toast Supreme

Chicken & Waffle

3 Egg Omelettes | Breakfast Anytime

Served With Your Choice Of One Side And One Bread

Cheddar Cheese

Ham & Cheddar Cheese

Bacon & Cheddar Cheese

Turkey Sausage & Cheese

Sausage & Cheddar Cheese

Spinach, Mushroom & Swiss Cheese

Texan

Denver

Hangover (Vegetarian)

Acapulco

Chili & Cheddar Cheese

Philly Cheese Steak

Add Your Favorite Ingredients:

Appetizers | Lunch & Dinner

Pickle Chips

Mini Corn Dogs

Wings With A Zing

Cauliflower Wings

Spicy Cheese Curds

Battered Onion Rings

Breaded Mozzarella Sticks

Southwest Chicken Egg Rolls

Pick 3 Sampler Platter

Shrimp Basket

Chicken Tenders

Chili Cheese Fries

Quesadilla

Soups & Salads | Lunch & Dinner

Dinner Salad

Homemade Soup

Chili

Chef's Salad

Taco Salad

Spinach & Bacon Salad

Fajita Salad

Hot Chicken Salad

Chicken Tender Salad

Grilled Shrimp Salad