Hesher's Pizza & Taproom Menu

The ol'standy. At least 25 pepperoni's blanketed and crisped to bring you into pizza Valhalla.All you need now is a beer, doofus!

Arguabely, one of the greatest topping combinations: JALAPENOS, PEPPERONI, GARLIC, PINEAPPLE, and BACON.Death, that sweet spice of life!

We zazzed up the ol'standby with special sauce, a blanket of PEPPERONI with GARLIC. Then, it's finished with a honey glaze to send you way out between suns, bud.

We're laying down the law with GARLIC, ONION, BASIL, PEPPERONI, SAUSAGE, KALAMATA OLIVES, MUSHROOMS, and SERRANO PEPPERS to crush all enemies and reign supreme over all supremes.Let us know if you want HABANERO PEPPERS on there and we'll sub them for the serranos, polecat.THE ZA IS THE LAW! HESH LAW!

This Hesher's signature might be why you're here. BLUEBERRIES, BLEU CHEESE, and BACON that, together, provide an insanely indescribable flavor. Long love the Canadian Tuxedo. RIP Cliff.

From the deep reached of the pictish wilderness comes PEPPERONI, SLICED TOMATO, GARLIC, BASIL, FETA CHEESE, and BACON.

Hesher's signature za with diced ONION, CORN, CHERRY TOMATOES, and SERRANO PEPPERS finished w/ COTIJA, TAJIN, and CILANTRO.Squirt that lime on there, dude. It's time to swing that Aztec sword.

This psychedelic za has Hesher's special sauce, SZECHUAN PEPPERCORNS, and loads of MUSHROOMS topped with crispy BACON before being glazed with HONEY.A slice of doom!

Straightforward combo of SAUSAGE and fresh MUSHROOMS. For this we make an exception. Add one other topping. No extra charge. THRASH!

Fresh mushrooms, jalapenos, basil, and whole kalamata olives.Provides +6 XP, +2 Mana, but yields poison effect! Spicy.

Long live the new flesh! Hesher's ALL MEAT pizza that'll satisfy your lust for flesh. Generous amounts of PEPPERONI, SAUSAGE, and BACON while each slice is garnished with the finest, thinnest slices of PROSCIUTTO.

This is a Greek styled Hesher's signature za straight from the labyrinths of Crete topped w/ FETA, GARLIC, thin slices of TOMATO, KALAMATA OLIVES, PINE NUTS, and BASIL.Yia Mas!

Show me a hesher and I’ll show you their copy of NHLPA Hockey ‘93 for the Sega Genesis. Hesher’s is proud to be in league with the legendary Oakland based game forum INSERT CREDIT by offering their pizza: BLACK OLIVERS, GARLIC, and VEGAN SAUSAGE W/ a 4-CHEESE medley. *MARIO COIN NOISE*

The altar is not to be approached frivolously. This is a butthole rodeo! CHERRY PEPPERS, BANANA PEPPERS, JALAPENOS, HABANEROS, and SERRANO PEPPERS, juiced up with MARASCHINO CHERRIES for the ritual is bittersweet. This hot af, maniacs!

Pepperoni, Garlic, Onion, Sausage, Black Olive and Stuffed Crust. Optional Habaneros

VEGAN CHORIZO, PINEAPPLE, SZECHUAN PEPPERCORNS

Bay Area death metal band Molten coming in hot with GARLIC, BLEU CHEESE, BASIL, MUSHROOMS, and HABANEROS. finished with HONEY.

Make your own pizza, bud. You're allowed to ruin it however you'd like.What?! We're not dad. Party.

The classic without sugar or calories!