HardHeads Menu

1035 TX-87, Crystal Beach, TX 77650
  • Appetizers

    • Chips-N-Salsa

      Made from scratch and fried per order.
      $6.00
    • Nach "Yo" Fries

      Our crinkle fries smothered in our signature queso, topped with real bacon and our fresh pico de gallo.
      $9.00
    • Fried Brussels Sprouts

      Flash-fried until nutty, crispy and caramelized and dusted with parmesan cheese. Served with Maggi Seasoning and our signature bolivar sauce.
      $8.00
    • Fried Okra

      A southern staple with a 'lil ranch for dipping.
      $8.00
    • Fish Scales (Fried Pickles)

      These little dyslexic cucumbers are hand battered, gently lowered into a hot-tub of oil and fried 'till HOT & crispy. Served with our signature bolivar sauce.
      $7.00
    • Crinkle Fries

      A half pound of our very popular signature crinkle fries, served in a really expensive looking metal tray.
      $6.00
  • Salads

    • "Light" House Salad

      A wedge of crisp iceberg lettuce blanketed with our Signature Bolivar Sauce, sprinkled with diced tomatoes, red onions, bacon and bleu cheese crumbles. We'll go ahead and add a little extra Bolivar Sauce...just in case.
      $9.50
  • Feathers

    • Boneless Hot Wings

      We've done all the hard work! They're boneless! a nice half pound serving of tender boneless chicken wings, tossed in your choice of sauce and served over a bed of Crinkle fries. Accompanied by a side of ranch dressing for dipping.
      $12.50
  • Best Nachos EVER!

    • Nachos...The BEST EVER!!

      The Gateway to Nacho Heaven. simple and delicious. Prefer a little protein? The choices are DIVINE: add Chicken, Ground Beef, thin-sliced Ribeye, Shrimp, Bison or Wagyu...need more toppings? load'm up!
      $11.00
  • Swimmers

    • LSU Fish PoBoy

      Our louisiana-style ultimate Fish Po-Boy is hand battered and served on a toasted hoagie bun, dressed louisiana-style with lettuce, tomato and pickles and tartar sauce
      $13.50
    • Blackened Fish Tacos

      Our signature tacos come THREE (3) to an order. Accompanied by a fresh cabbage medley for that perfect finish. Snuggled in warm corn tortillas, topped with pico de Gallo and lightly drizzled with our Signature Bolivar Sauce. Served with Crinkle Fries.
      $15.50
    • Fried Fish Bites

      A full-size filet of our popular catfish, presented bite-size and hand battered, served with a side of our famous tartar sauce. You can't go wrong with these....a go-to favorite for the VanDeventer's, the Isham's, the Pace's and many, many others.
      $12.50
    • Fried Fish Basket

      A full filet of our very popular catfish, hand battered and served with a side of our famous tartar sauce. According to Mr. Stanley, our fried fish expert, it's the best on Bolivar!
      $12.50
    • LSU Shrimp Po Boy

      Our louisiana-style ultimate Shrimp Po-boy is hand battered and served on a toasted hoagie bun, dressed louisiana-style with lettuce, tomato and pickles and cocktail sauce
      $13.50
    • Blackened Shrimp Tacos

      Our signature tacos come THREE (3) to an order. Accompanied by a fresh cabbage medley for that perfect finish. Snuggled in warm corn tortillas, topped with pico de Gallo and lightly drizzled with our Signature Bolivar Sauce. Accompanied with Crinkle Fries.
      $15.50
    • Fried Shrimp Plate

      We guarantee you'll love our wild caught shrimp, sourced from our own texas coast, hand battered and served with a side of our signature cocktail sauce. A favorite of the Hamm's and the Softy's.
      $15.00
  • This Little Piggy....

    • BLT

      Starting with a generous portion of smoked bacon, this blt is sure to please. presented dry on a hoagie bun. a true american classic...as well as great hangover food! This is the staple go-to for the entire Hall family...aka "The Bacon-ators"
      $11.50
  • Gourmet Burgers

    • Bolivar's 'Original' Blackened Burger W/Fries, Bacon & Cheese!

      A true all-american burger with a little jazz from our Louisiana neighbors. made with 100% black angus, sprinkled with cajun seasonings. served fully dressed with crinkle fries and our signature bolivar sauce on the side. We proudly serve 100% black Angus. [sauces/condiments are served on the side]
      $15.50
    • Chicken Fried Steak Sandwich

      Not in the mood for a burger...try our Crispy-Fried, Chicken-Fried Sandwich!! Seriously...Beef...Battered and Chicken-Fried. Mmmm... Served with Crinkle Fries and dressed with Lettuce, Tomatoes, Pickles and Onions. You're welcome!
      $15.50

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