Thinly sliced roast beef, horseradish mayo, caramelized onions, served on a toasted hoagie roll with au jus for dipping.
$17.00
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CORNDOGS
TWO CORNDOGS!! Served with Honey Mustard & Spicy Ketchup.
$12.00
FALAFEL
Green Goddess Hummus. Pickled \r\nRed Onion. Radish. Arugula. Cucumber.
$14.00
FANCY GREEN SALAD
Baby Gem. Radish. \r\nCucumber. Cherry Tomato. Buttermilk Ranch. (Dressing Served on the Side)
$13.00
FRIED CHEESE CURDS
It's curds, man! Served with a side of buttermilk ranch and vodka sauce.
$10.00
KALE CEASAR SALAD
Kale. Parm Everything Bagel Crumb.
$13.00
MEAT N CHEESE BOARD
A selection of cured meats, assorted cheeses, olives, toasted bread, and a fig spread.
$18.00
SPICY BROCCOLINI
Sautéed Broccolini with ginger. garlic, chili crunch and lemon zest.
$11.00
POUTINE FRIES
FRIES. MELTED CHEESE CURDS. \nMUSHROOM GRAVY. GREEN ONION.
$11.00
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SIDE FRIES
Crispy golden fries, perfectly seasoned, ideal as a delicious side.
$6.00
SIDE OF AVO
A serving of fresh avocado, typically presented in slices or as a half, complementing any dish with its creamy texture.
$3.00
SLICED GRILLED CHICKEN
Sliced grilled chicken typically includes tender pieces of chicken breast, seasoned and grilled to achieve a smoky flavor.
$6.00
SIDE OF FRIED CHICKEN
Sliced chicken breast, breaded and fried, typically includes a golden, crispy exterior.
$8.00
SIDE OF TOAST
Sliced Sourdough from Prague Bakery. Toasted to Perfection.
$2.00
SIDE OF TATER TOTS
Taters make you Happy.\n
$7.00
DILL PICKLE (Kosher)
$3.00
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SIDE CAESAR DRESSING
A creamy concoction with a base of anchovy and parmesan, typically seasoned with garlic and a hint of lemon.
SIDE GREEN GODDESS DRESSING
Green goddess dressing typically includes a blend of herbs, avocado, garlic, anchovies, and lemon juice, often emulsified with mayonnaise or sour cream.
SIDE HONEY MUSTARD
A blend of smooth mustard and sweet honey, often accompanied by a hint of spices for a balanced flavor.
SIDE KETCHUP
A tomato-based sauce, often sweetened and spiced, suitable for a variety of dishes.
SIDE LEMON MAYO
House-made mayonnaise infused with fresh lemon zest, offering a tangy twist to complement your favorite dishes.
SIDE MAYO
Our side mayo is a smooth and creamy mayonnaise, prepared to complement a variety of dishes.
SIDE MUSTARD
Side mustard is a classic condiment, often made with a blend of mustard seeds and vinegar, offering a tangy flavor suitable for a variety of dishes.
SIDE PICKLED JALEPENO MAYO
House-made mayo infused with tangy pickled jalapeños, offering a creamy yet slightly spicy condiment.
SIDE RANCH DRESSING
House-made ranch dressing, blending buttermilk with a mix of herbs and spices for a classic, creamy sauce.
SIDE SPICY KETCHUP
A tangy ketchup base enhanced with a blend of spices for a spicy kick, typically served as a condiment.
Hats
HAPPY MEDIUM BLACK SHOP HAT
Embroidered blue cap featuring "Cocktail Bar Happy Medium" logo.
$25.00
LOU'S NAVY SUB HATS
Made by our Homies at Redwood St Hat Co., this custom Lou's Deli Hat is a throwback of some US Navy Submarine hats.
$28.00
Tees
CLASSIC POCKET TEE
Black pocket tees never go out of style. Goes with everything and made by Comfy Colors, so it can withstand some abuse and multiple washes.
$25.00
HAPPY ALIEN TEE
Small, Medium, Large, X Large.
$28.00
HM BLACK OVAL TEE
X-Small, Small, Medium, Large, X-Large, 2X-Large.
$25.00
Sweatshirts
CLASSIC CREW NECK
Comfort colors crew necks are the perfect accessory for our lack of winter here in San Diego. Super comfy and only gets better when washed a few times.