Appetizers
- Chicken McducketsNuggets of duck confit, chicken and mozzarella, beer-battered and served with GWAR-B-Q sauce.$11.25
- RagnarocksBrined tofu nuggets, fried crisp and served with our Motorbreath garlic hawt sauce. Vegan.$10.25
- Demoned EggsBeet-pickled, hard-boiled eggs, stuffed with a zesty jalapeno yolk and topped with bacon crumbs.$6.25
- Nachos DestructoFreshly fried corn tortilla chips, topped with cheese sauce, GWAR-B-Q beans, pickled jalapenos, salsa,\nlime crema and your choice of either pulled pork, fried tofu or BBQ seitan.$14.75
- Fried PicklesWhole pickle spears, fried in a crunchy beer batter and served with horseradish sauce.$9.25
- Fried MushroomsStrips of marinated portobello mushrooms, fried in a mustard batter and served with either horseradish\nsauce or vegan ranch.$8.25
- German PretzelGiant soft pretzel with beer cheese and mustard.$7.25
- Cait's Spicy Ass ChiliRed Pepper, habanero and vegan house sausage chili. Served with freshly fried tortilla chips. Vegan.$6.75
Salads
- House SaladMixed baby greens with tomato, red onion and croutons.
- Cobb Knobler SaladMixed greens with bacon, hard-boiled egg, herbed croutons, tomato, onion, cheddar, mozzarella and bleu cheese.
- Brutus SaladMixed greens with vegan ricotta, croutons, and pickled red onion and pickled cauliflower, with a vegan faux Caesar dressing. Vegan.
Wangs
- Chicken WingsWhole chicken wings tossed in your choice of sauce and served with either blue cheese, ranch or vegan ranch.$12.75
- Cauliflower WingsFried cauliflower tossed in a choice of sauce and served with either blue cheese, ranch or vegan ranch. Vegan.$13.00
Loaded Fries and Tots
- Death To DiscoThe Jersey Shore fav, with chunks of mozzarella covered in pork gravy and bacon.$10.25
- White Trash GarbageBeer cheese sauce, ranch, bacon crumbs, and pickled jalapenos.$10.25
- ShroomTopped with marinated portobello mushrooms, melted mozzarella cheese, a mushroom reduction\nand green onions.$10.25
- TotchosSmothered in a cheese sauce and salsa, then topped with pickled jalapenos and lime crema.$10.25
- BYOHave it your way (you picky bastard!) Add anything from our extensive list of toppings for an additional charge.$5.75
Pasta
- Jizmak And Cheese PastaGWARbar's famous creamy Mac and Cheese. Penne pasta in a cheddar and mozzarella sauce and topped with scallions and cheese crips.$11.25
- Dirty South PastaMac and Cheese with BBQ pulled pork, pickled jalapenos and cheese crispy.$14.75
- Beef Strokinoff PastaPenne pasta with beef steak and mushrooms in a cheesy gravy and topped with scallions and onion\nstraws.$14.75
- Italian Chicken PenneFried chicken (or tofu) topped with tons of melted mozzarella and served on top of a bed of roasted red\npepper marinara penne pasta.$15.25
- Vegan Sausage Ragu PastaPenne pasta tossed with red pepper marinara and vegan sausage crumble. Topped with crunchy onion\nstraws.$16.25
- Build PastaHave it your way (ya picky, bastard!). Pick either cheese sauce or marinara base, then pile it on from\nour extensive list of toppings for an additional charge.$11.25
Beefcakes
- The Baconecutioner BurgerTopped with bacon, beer-battered bacon, bacon mayo, cheddar cheese and some more bacon for\ngood measure.$16.25
- Pickle BurgerTopped with pickle, fried pickle, caramelized onions and horseradish sauce.$16.25
- Poutine BurgerTopped with fries, mozzarella cheese chunks and pork gravy.$16.25
Veggie Burgers
- Gwartichoke BurgerA fried Artichoke patty with lettuce, tomato, onion and black pepper mustard. Vegan.$14.50
- We Don't Kill Everything BurgerOur GWARtichoke patty topped with vegan ricotta, caramelized onions, roasted red pepper and black\npepper mustard. Vegan.$14.50
- Build Your Own Veggie BurgerHave it your way. See our extensive list of toppings for an additional charge.$13.75
Scumdogs
- Coney Island ScumdogPiled with house-made hot dog chili, cheddar cheese and chopped red onions.$11.75
- GWAR-B-Q DogCovered in GWAR-B-Q sauce, cheddar cheese, pickled jalapenos and fried onion straws.$11.75
- Build Your Own ScumdogHave it your way. See our extensive list of toppings for an additional charge.$9.75
Sandwiches
- Meat SandwichThe 2nd best thing you'll ever put in your mouth! A toasted brioche bun, piled high with pulled pork in your choice of either GWAR-B-Q or Carolina BBQ sauce and topped with fennel slaw, onion straws and hot sauce.$13.50
- Hail Seitan SandwichJust like the meat sandwich but without all the pig murder (and we add onion straws and serve it on ciabatta). Vegan.$13.50
- Bay Of Pigs SandwichGWARbar's version of a Cuban-spiced vinegar pulled pork with cheddar cheese, pickles, pickled onions and black pepper mustard on a pressed ciabatta.$13.50
- Il Pollastro SandwichChicken smothered with marinara and melty mozzarella cheese on a toasty ciabatta bun.$14.00
- Fried Chicken SandwichThe perfect sandwich for all of us sinners. Fried chicken thigh on a buttery brioche bun with lettuce,\ntomato, onion, pickle and mayo.$13.25
- Buffaloaded SandwichFried chicken dipped in spicy Buffalo sauce and topped with fennel slaw, pickled red onions, tomato, cheddar cheese crisp, and bleu cheese dressing (or substitute vegan ranch).$14.50
- Forbidden Valley Chicken Bacon RanchFried chicken on brioche with bacon, lettuce, tomato, onion and house forbidden valley ranch.$14.50
- Bong Mi BIL SandwichVegan fried tofu on a toasted sub roll with fennel slaw, pickled onions, pickled jalapeños, cilantro and sriracha mayo.$13.50
- FlattusFried tofu with mushrooms, fennel slaw, onion straws and sriracha onion jam on ciabatta.$13.50
- Cheese Steak Wrap SandwichPhilly steak, fried potatoes, caramelized onions and red peppers, with a gooey cheese sauce, wrapped in a flour tortilla and toasted on the griddle.$13.50
- Nachodill SandwichSpicy habanero pork, crunchy corn tortilla, jalapeños, and nacho cheese, wrapped in a flour tortilla, griddled and served with a side of salsa and lime crema.$13.50
Desserts
- Real Fried Twinkies2 waffle battered, deep-fried Twinkies, served with maple whipped cream and a berry sauce.$6.00
