Nuggets of duck confit, chicken and mozzarella, beer-battered and served with GWAR-B-Q sauce.
$11.25
Ragnarocks
Brined tofu nuggets, fried crisp and served with our Motorbreath garlic hawt sauce. Vegan.
$10.25
Demoned Eggs
Beet-pickled, hard-boiled eggs, stuffed with a zesty jalapeno yolk and topped with bacon crumbs.
$6.25
Nachos Destructo
Freshly fried corn tortilla chips, topped with cheese sauce, GWAR-B-Q beans, pickled jalapenos, salsa,
lime crema and your choice of either pulled pork, fried tofu or BBQ seitan.
$14.75
Fried Pickles
Whole pickle spears, fried in a crunchy beer batter and served with horseradish sauce.
$9.25
Fried Mushrooms
Strips of marinated portobello mushrooms, fried in a mustard batter and served with either horseradish
sauce or vegan ranch.
$8.25
German Pretzel
Giant soft pretzel with beer cheese and mustard.
$7.25
Cait's Spicy Ass Chili
Red Pepper, habanero and vegan house sausage chili. Served with freshly fried tortilla chips. Vegan.
$6.75
Salads
House Salad
Mixed baby greens with tomato, red onion and croutons.
$6.25
Cobb Knobler Salad
Mixed greens with bacon, hard-boiled egg, herbed croutons, tomato, onion, cheddar, mozzarella and bleu cheese.
$8.25
Brutus Salad
Mixed greens with vegan ricotta, croutons, and pickled red onion and pickled cauliflower, with a vegan faux Caesar dressing. Vegan.
$8.25
Wangs
Chicken Wings
Whole chicken wings tossed in your choice of sauce and served with either blue cheese, ranch or vegan ranch.
$12.75
Cauliflower Wings
Fried cauliflower tossed in a choice of sauce and served with either blue cheese, ranch or vegan ranch. Vegan.
$13.00
Loaded Fries and Tots
Death To Disco
The Jersey Shore fav, with chunks of mozzarella covered in pork gravy and bacon.
$10.25
White Trash Garbage
Beer cheese sauce, ranch, bacon crumbs, and pickled jalapenos.
$10.25
Shroom
Topped with marinated portobello mushrooms, melted mozzarella cheese, a mushroom reduction
and green onions.
$10.25
Totchos
Smothered in a cheese sauce and salsa, then topped with pickled jalapenos and lime crema.
$10.25
BYO
Have it your way (you picky bastard!) Add anything from our extensive list of toppings for an additional charge.
$5.75
Pasta
Jizmak And Cheese Pasta
GWARbar's famous creamy Mac and Cheese. Penne pasta in a cheddar and mozzarella sauce and topped with scallions and cheese crips.
$11.25
Dirty South Pasta
Mac and Cheese with BBQ pulled pork, pickled jalapenos and cheese crispy.
$14.75
Beef Strokinoff Pasta
Penne pasta with beef steak and mushrooms in a cheesy gravy and topped with scallions and onion
straws.
$14.75
Italian Chicken Penne
Fried chicken (or tofu) topped with tons of melted mozzarella and served on top of a bed of roasted red
pepper marinara penne pasta.
$15.25
Vegan Sausage Ragu Pasta
Penne pasta tossed with red pepper marinara and vegan sausage crumble. Topped with crunchy onion
straws.
$16.25
Build Pasta
Have it your way (ya picky, bastard!). Pick either cheese sauce or marinara base, then pile it on from
our extensive list of toppings for an additional charge.
$11.25
Beefcakes
The Baconecutioner Burger
Topped with bacon, beer-battered bacon, bacon mayo, cheddar cheese and some more bacon for
good measure.
$16.25
Pickle Burger
Topped with pickle, fried pickle, caramelized onions and horseradish sauce.
$16.25
Poutine Burger
Topped with fries, mozzarella cheese chunks and pork gravy.
$16.25
Veggie Burgers
Gwartichoke Burger
A fried Artichoke patty with lettuce, tomato, onion and black pepper mustard. Vegan.
$14.50
We Don't Kill Everything Burger
Our GWARtichoke patty topped with vegan ricotta, caramelized onions, roasted red pepper and black
pepper mustard. Vegan.
$14.50
Build Your Own Veggie Burger
Have it your way. See our extensive list of toppings for an additional charge.
$13.75
Scumdogs
Coney Island Scumdog
Piled with house-made hot dog chili, cheddar cheese and chopped red onions.
$11.75
GWAR-B-Q Dog
Covered in GWAR-B-Q sauce, cheddar cheese, pickled jalapenos and fried onion straws.
$11.75
Build Your Own Scumdog
Have it your way. See our extensive list of toppings for an additional charge.
$9.75
Sandwiches
Meat Sandwich
The 2nd best thing you'll ever put in your mouth! A toasted brioche bun, piled high with pulled pork in your choice of either GWAR-B-Q or Carolina BBQ sauce and topped with fennel slaw, onion straws and hot sauce.
$13.50
Hail Seitan Sandwich
Just like the meat sandwich but without all the pig murder (and we add onion straws and serve it on ciabatta). Vegan.
$13.50
Bay Of Pigs Sandwich
GWARbar's version of a Cuban-spiced vinegar pulled pork with cheddar cheese, pickles, pickled onions and black pepper mustard on a pressed ciabatta.
$13.50
Il Pollastro Sandwich
Chicken smothered with marinara and melty mozzarella cheese on a toasty ciabatta bun.
$14.00
Fried Chicken Sandwich
The perfect sandwich for all of us sinners. Fried chicken thigh on a buttery brioche bun with lettuce,
tomato, onion, pickle and mayo.
$13.25
Buffaloaded Sandwich
Fried chicken dipped in spicy Buffalo sauce and topped with fennel slaw, pickled red onions, tomato, cheddar cheese crisp, and bleu cheese dressing (or substitute vegan ranch).
$14.50
Forbidden Valley Chicken Bacon Ranch
Fried chicken on brioche with bacon, lettuce, tomato, onion and house forbidden valley ranch.
$14.50
Bong Mi BIL Sandwich
Vegan fried tofu on a toasted sub roll with fennel slaw, pickled onions, pickled jalapeños, cilantro and sriracha mayo.
$13.50
Flattus
Fried tofu with mushrooms, fennel slaw, onion straws and sriracha onion jam on ciabatta.
$13.50
Cheese Steak Wrap Sandwich
Philly steak, fried potatoes, caramelized onions and red peppers, with a gooey cheese sauce, wrapped in a flour tortilla and toasted on the griddle.
$13.50
Nachodill Sandwich
Spicy habanero pork, crunchy corn tortilla, jalapeños, and nacho cheese, wrapped in a flour tortilla, griddled and served with a side of salsa and lime crema.
$13.50
Desserts
Real Fried Twinkies
2 waffle battered, deep-fried Twinkies, served with maple whipped cream and a berry sauce.