Our most frequently ordered and highly rated selections.
This Aint Chicken Strips
Made with portobello mushrooms. Served with fries.
$14.50
Apple Crack Roll
Nut allergy. Homemade apple cobbler placed in an eggroll & deep fried.
$6.00
Evul Hoagie
Choose evul steak or evul chicken.Sautéed onion, banana peppers, evul sauce, mornay cheese or cheese.
$19.00
The Smack Burger
Burger with American cheese topped with lettuce, pickle, onion, and smack sauce.
$18.00
Plain Fries
Fried potatoes.
$4.50
Potato Skins
3 Skins per order, mix it up or try all 3
$12.00
The Evul Plate
Nut allergy. Our version of the garbage plate: Beans, rice,, fries, 1 hot dog, 1 burger, topped with demon sauce, mornay sauce, chili sauce, bearnaise and garlic sauce.
$25.00
Loaded Nachos
Nut allergy. Tortilla chips, rice, beans, mornay cheese. Chile sauce, green onions, jalapeños, and garlic sauce.
Orange glaze, wasabi mayo, green onion, & sesame seeds.
$11.00
Poutine Fries
Demon sauce, cheese curds and scallions.
$10.00
Chicken Hoagie
Carrots, onions, celery, blue cheese, provolone cheese and choice of sauce.
$19.00
Sandwich
Buffalo Chicken Sandwich
Buffalo chicken sandwich with choice of sauce: honey garlic, mustard, garlic parm, and various global flavors including Jamaican, BBQ, bourbon, sesame, and citrus options.
$18.00
Big Parm
Ciabatta bun hood dipped evul chicken, deep-fried mozzarella, marinara and garlic sauce.
$18.00
Evul Chicken Sandwich
Grilled or hood dipped, lettuce, tomato. mayo, american cheese.
$18.00
Jackfruit Sandwich
Jackfruit, cheddar cheese, BBQ sauce, frizzled onions, coleslaw, and dill pickle. Served on a pretzel bun.
$18.00
Loganberry Hibiscus Chicken Pita
Pepper jack cheese, bleu cheese, lettuce, tomato and loganberry hibiscus sauce.
$18.00
Souvlaki Pita
Lettuce, tomato, onion, tzatziki and feta cheese.
$18.00
Hoagies
Chicken Hoagie
Carrots, onions, celery, blue cheese, provolone cheese and choice of sauce.
$19.00
Stinger Hoagie
hood dipped chicken fingers, choice of sauce, steak, sauteed onion, lettuce, tomato, mayo, house oil
$19.00
Evul Hoagie
Choose evul steak or evul chicken.Sautéed onion, banana peppers, evul sauce, mornay cheese or cheese.
$19.00
Evul Dogs
Build Your Own Dog
Begin with a base hot dog and customize with your preferred toppings and condiments to create your ideal meal.
$12.00
Uptown Dog
Chili sauce onion and mustard.
$12.00
Crazy Dog
Nut allergy. Sautéed onions and bacon bits topped with bernaise and mornay sauce.
$12.00
Chicago Dog
Bernaise sauerkraut mustard jalapeños tomatoes and sweet pickles.
$12.00
Nachos
Loaded Nachos
Nut allergy. Tortilla chips, rice, beans, mornay cheese. Chile sauce, green onions, jalapeños, and garlic sauce.
Buffalo sauce with house made blue cheese and scallions.
$9.00
Mongolian Sweet Potato Fries
Orange glaze, wasabi mayo, green onion, & sesame seeds.
$11.00
Plain Fries
Fried potatoes.
$4.50
The Evul Plate
The Evul Plate
Nut allergy. Our version of the garbage plate: Beans, rice,, fries, 1 hot dog, 1 burger, topped with demon sauce, mornay sauce, chili sauce, bearnaise and garlic sauce.
$25.00
This Aint Chicken
This Aint Chicken Strips
Made with portobello mushrooms. Served with fries.
$14.50
Desserts
Nut allergy. Served with homemade vanilla bean icing (made from cashew milk).
Apple Crack Roll
Nut allergy. Homemade apple cobbler placed in an eggroll & deep fried.
$6.00
Sides & Extra Sauce
Blue Cheese
A side of rich blue cheese, typically used as a flavorful addition to burgers or as a unique dipping sauce.
$4.50
Coleslaw
Crisp shredded cabbage in a creamy, tangy dressing.
$3.50
Plain Fries
Fried potatoes.
$4.50
Beans
Freshly simmered, seasoned beans, perfectly tender and flavorful.
$5.00
Smack Sauce
Smack sauce is our signature blend, combining savory, tangy, and a hint of sweetness, ideal for enhancing burgers or as a dipping sauce.
$3.50
Rice
Flavorful rice dish prepared to perfection, showcasing an ideal complement for any meal.
$5.00
Chili Sauce
A tangy and spicy condiment made from a blend of chili peppers and other seasonings, often used to enhance burgers and sides.
$4.50
Mornay Sauce (Nut Allergy)
With Tex-Mex seasoning.
$4.50
Garlic Sauce
A blend of minced garlic and creamy base, this sauce is crafted to complement your burger or side with its rich and aromatic flavor.
$3.50
Roman
A creamy dressing, typically featuring anchovies, garlic, and parmesan, blended smoothly for a rich addition to any dish.
$3.50
Bearnaise Sauce
With cilantro and green onion.
$3.50
Crazy Sauce
Smack sauce and garlic sauce combined.
$3.50
Demon Sauce
With vegan roux mirepoix and mushrooms.
$4.50
Burgers
The Smack Burger
Burger with American cheese topped with lettuce, pickle, onion, and smack sauce.
$18.00
Big Tex
Burger with American cheese, chili sauce, onion and mustard.
$18.00
Comfy Burger
Hood dipped only. Our version of country fried steak. Burger with demon sauce, grilled onion & mushrooms, topped with swiss cheese.
$18.00
Hell Over Evul
Burger with jalapeño cheese, lettuce, marinated jalapeños, mayo and topped with hell sauce.
$18.00
Loose Cannon
Nut Allergy. Burger with sauerkraut, crazy sauce, pickle, onion and mornay sauce. Our Version of the patty melt.
$18.00
Pizza
Biggie Pizza
Deep-fried pizza dough with a choice of steak and cheese or buffalo chicken with sauce.
$23.00
Potato Skins
Potato Skins
3 Skins per order, mix it up or try all 3
$12.00
Build Your Own
Build Your Own
Customizable burger with choices of evul beef, chicken, jackfruit, falafel. Bread options include tortilla wraps, sub, gourmet rolls, pretzel, ciabatta, or gluten-free.