Starters & Sides
- Millionaire BaconWith pure organic maple syrup$6.50
- Two Crêpes With Syrup$5.95
- Southwestern Crab Cakeswith chipotle aioli$8.95
- Warm BrieWith house pear-apple marmalade, toasted baguette$8.95
- French Fries$4.50
- Beer Battered Onion Rings$5.95
- Side Spring Mix Green Salad$4.50
- Biscuits & Sausage Gravy$6.95
- Bacon, Sausage, Chorizo, Turkey Or Veggie Sausage$5.95
- Small Stack Of Pancakes (3)$8.95
- Fresh Fruit Cup$4.50
- Pasture-Raised Eggs$2.75
- Fresh Baked Toast$2.95
- House Potatoes Or Grits$3.95
- House Tortilla Chips, Guacamole, Salsa, And Hummus$7.95
Crêpes
- The Foolish Craig (Yum Bacon)Bacon, mushrooms, onions, roasted red peppers, house potatoes topped with eggs and salsa (No side)$14.95
- Altitude AdjustmentHam, green peppers, onions, scrambled eggs, cheddar$13.95
- The BlintzTwo crêpes filled with strawberry compote, cream cheese, whipped cream. Topped with banana and fresh strawberries (No side)$11.95
- Duxelles (We Can't Say It Either)Portobello mushrooms, button mushrooms, onions and shallots sautéed in butter, Swiss cheese, velouté sauce$11.95
- The Homer (D'Oh!)Roasted red peppers, kalamata olives, artichoke hearts, onions, spinach, mushrooms, Swiss cheese, sour cream$13.95
- Breast O' PestoRed Bird chicken breast, pesto, onion, sun-dried tomatoes, cheddar$14.95
- Fahgeddaboutit (Think Brooklyn)Crispy chicken, spinach, mushrooms, onions, smoked provolone, walnuts, marinara sauce. Substitute artichoke hearts for chicken to make it vegetarian$14.95
- The Porktastic (It's Sacrilicious)Pulled pork, bacon, mushrooms, onions, pear apple marmalade, sweet soy$14.95
- Hot Strawberry & Nutella CrêpeStrawberries cooked with brown sugar, butter and cinnamon. With whipped cream (No Side)$10.50
- Whole Thing CrêpeCaramelized walnuts and bananas, Nutella, brown sugar, cinnamon. With whipped cream (No side)$10.50
- Butter Rum Caramel Crêpe CakeNo Side. Featured on Diners, Drive-Ins & Dives$9.95
Three-Egg Omelets
- Foolish HeartArtichoke hearts, tomatoes, Swiss cheese$13.95
- The BoulderBroccoli, green peppers, onions, mushrooms, tomatoes, cheddar with pesto or salsa$14.25
- Brie FoolishBrie, bacon, fresh pears$14.25
- Mexicali BluesSpiced black beans, cheddar, house guacamole, salsa, sour cream$12.95
- Fool's Paradise (Denver - Get It?)Onions, ham, mushrooms, green peppers, cheddar$13.95
Eggs Benedict
- Chorizo BenedictWith house pork green chili. Featured on Triple D Nation$15.50
- Bacon Or Ham$14.50
- Crab Cake Benedict$15.95
- Smoked Salmon BenedictTomatoes, onions, capers$15.95
- Smashed Avocado, Spinach, And Roma Tomatoes$14.50
- Fried Chicken BenedictSausage gravy or hollandaise$15.50
More Breakfast
- Corned Beef Hash"Best hash I've ever had!" - Corned Beef Illustrated. In-house slow-braised Certified Angus Corned Beef, house potatoes, onions, green peppers, two eggs and toast. Featured on Triple D Nation$15.50
- A Bunch Of Hooey*House potatoes with mushrooms, onions, roasted red peppers, broccoli, two eggs and toast$12.95
- Foolish HuevosOn a crêpe or tortilla, spiced black beans, house potatoes, broccoli, mushrooms, onions, tomatoes, green peppers, cheddar, salsa and two eggs$13.95
- Avocado Toast And Egg*Smashed avocado, spinach, roma tomatoes, cucumbers, balsamic vinaigrette on fresh baked wheat toast with a Vital Farms pasture-raised egg$8.50
- Bagel With Lox (Smoked Salmon) And Cream CheeseEverything bagel, capers, tomatoes, onions$11.95
- Two Pastured Eggs (Any Style) And ToastChoice of house potatoes or cheesy grits$10.50
- Blackened Salmon, Two Eggs, And ToastTopped with cilantro lime butter. Choice of house potatoes or cheesy grits$14.95
- Chicken Fried Steak And Two EggsHouse sausage gravy and toast. Choice of house potatoes or cheesy grits$14.95
- Breakfast BurritoScrambled eggs, spiced black beans in a flour tortilla, topped with cheddar, smothered in our amazing pork green chili. Choice of house potatoes or cheesy grits$12.75
- Sam's Breakfast TacosThree soft corn tortillas, scrambled eggs, onion, chorizo, bacon, cheddar, Raf's tomatillo red sauce, sour cream drizzle, pico de gallo, black beans on the side$13.95
- Tofu ScrambleTofu, spinach, mushrooms, onions, tomatoes, sautéed in peanut sauce with or without eggs$13.75
- Breakfast Bagel SandwichScrambled eggs, cheddar or cream cheese, tomato and red onion on an everything bagel. Choice of bacon, sausage, veggie sausage or chorizo$12.95
- Southern Breakfast ComboBiscuits & house sausage gravy, two eggs, choice of bacon or sausage$14.95
Sweet Sweet Breakfast
- Challah Frenchie Toast (All The Taste, None Of The Attitude)With choice of hot strawberries, Nutella, hot pear-apple marmalade or fresh fruit$12.50
- Challah Frenchie Toast, Two Eggs And Potatoes Or Cheesy GritsChoice of bacon, sausage, turkey sausage, veggie sausage or chorizo$15.50
- Belgian WafflesChoice of hot strawberries, hot pear-apple marmalade, Nutella or fresh fruit$10.95
- Belgian Waffle, Two Eggs And Potatoes Or Cheesy GritsChoice of bacon, sausage, turkey sausage, veggie sausage or chorizo$15.50
- Chicken And WaffleBelgian waffle, fried chicken tenders, sausage gravy, two Vital Farms pastureraised eggs, potatoes or cheesy grits$15.50
- Buttermilk Pancakes, Two Eggs & Potatoes Or Cheesy GritsChoice of bacon, sausage, turkey sausage, veggie sausage or chorizo$15.50
- Chocolate Chip Pancakes$10.50
- Buttermilk Blueberry Pancakes$10.50
Huge Salads & House-Made Soups
- Cobb SaladGrilled Red Bird chicken, spring mix greens, bacon, blue cheese crumbles, grape tomatoes, cucumbers, red onions, sprouts, hard-boiled egg, croutons, ranch$13.95
- Seared Salmon SaladSpring mix greens, grilled broccoli, blue cheese crumbles, red onions, grape tomatoes, cucumbers, croutons, shallot vinaigrette$14.95
- Asian Pear SaladGrilled Red Bird chicken, spring mix greens, fresh pears, green onions, cucumbers, toasted walnuts, crispy wontons, sesame ginger vinaigrette$13.95
- Spinach Walnut SaladBaby spinach, spring mix greens, bacon, toasted walnuts, sun-dried cranberries, blue cheese, cucumbers, red onions, tomatoes, shallot vinaigrette$12.00
- House-Made SoupsPlease ask your server for our soups of the day$5.00
Burgers and Hot Sandwiches
- The BurgerBest burger in town$12.95
- Foolish BurgerOnion ring, bacon, smoked provolone, bbq sauce$15.50
- Hippie Brunch BurgerJalapeños, fried egg, bacon, 1,000 island$15.50
- Mitch's BurgerSauteed onions, mushrooms, and green chiles, white cheddar, garlic aioli$15.50
- Beyond Burger"Beyond Meat" plant-based burger, sauteed mushrooms and onions, baby spinach, smashed avocado, balsamic drizzle$14.50
- Philly Steak SandwichThinly-sliced sirloin, grilled onions, mushrooms, green peppers, provolone, house baguette$14.95
- Reuben"Outta this world!" - Corned Beef Illustrated. In-house slow-braised Certified Angus Corned Beef or turkey, sauerkraut, 1,000 island, Swiss cheese, grilled house rye$15.50
- Cuban SandwichSlow-braised pulled pork shoulder, ham, Swiss cheese, pepperoncini, green olives, pickles, mayo, mustard, house baguette$14.95
- Buffalo Chicken SandwichFried breaded chicken breast, buffalo sauce, spring mixed greens, roma tomatoes, blue cheese crumbles, house blue cheese dressing, toasted bun$14.95
- Grilled Chicken ClubRed Bird chicken, guacamole, bacon, Swiss cheese, lettuce, tomato, mayo, honey dijon, house wheat$14.95
- Blackened Salmon BLTBlackened salmon, bacon, lettuce, roma tomato, lemon-garlic aioli, toasted bun$15.50
Sandwiches
- BLT GuacamoleOn toasted bread with mayo. Featured on Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives$13.95
- Cranberry Walnut Chicken SaladRoasted Red Bird chicken breast with sun-dried cranberries and walnuts, lettuce, tomato, red onion, sprouts, mayo$13.25
- CapreseFresh mozzarella, roma tomatoes, fresh basil, spinach, pesto, balsamic vinaigrette$12.95
- Roasted Turkey, Pesto, And SwissSwiss cheese, pesto, lettuce, tomato, red onion, sprouts, mayo$13.95
- Mediterranean Hummus SandwichHouse-made hummus, cucumber, roasted red peppers, kalamata olives, pepperoncini, lettuce, tomato, red onion, sprouts, garlic aioli$12.95
- Spicy Veggie SandwichAvocado, pepperoncini, fresh mozzarella, lettuce, roma tomatoes, red onion, cucumber, sprouts, chipotle aioli$12.95
Colossal Combinations
- Half Sandwich & Spring Mix Green Salad$12.95
- Half Sandwich & Soup$12.95
- Spring Mix Green Salad & Soup$10.95
Beverages
- CoffeeBoulder Organic Fair Trade$3.95
- Nitro Cold Brew$5.25
- Latte$4.95
- Mocha Latte With Whipped Cream$5.75
- Salted Caramel Latte$5.50
- Matcha Latte$5.75
- Oat Milk Latte$5.75
- Hot Chocolate W/ Whipped Cream$3.00
- Pot Of Loose Leaf Tea$3.95
- Sherpa ChaiSpicy or Traditional$4.95
- Dirty Chai$6.00
- Americano$3.75
- Cappuccino$4.75
- Cortado$4.25
- Espresso$3.75
- JuicesSimply Orange, Grapefruit or Lemonade, Big B's Apple$3.75
- Arnold Palmer$3.50
- Iced Tea$3.25
- Rowdy Mermaid Kombucha$5.50
- Fountain Soda - Coke Products$3.25
- Milk$2.00
- Chocolate Milk$2.75
Beer & Cider
- Draft BeerUpslope Craft Lager - Ska Hazy IPA - Odell 90 Shilling - Avery IPA$6.00
- Cerveceria Venga Mexican Lager$6.00
- Avery White Rascal$6.00
- Shot Of Bulleit Paired With White Rascal$12.00
- Finkel & Garf Oatmeal Milk Stout$6.00
- Montucky Cold Snacks$4.00
- Hard Seltzer$6.00
- Wild Cider Hard Apple$6.00
Drinky Drinks
- Craig's Signature Bloody MaryHouse made spiced Bloody Mary mix & our infused vodkas - choice of house, ghost chili, or basil lemon$9.00
- Ketel One Or Tito's Bloody Mary$12.00
- Cucumber Bloody MaryKetel One Botanical Cucumber & Mint with House Bloody Mary Mix$12.00
- Bacon Bloody MaryThe Signature Bloody with Honey Cured Bacon!$11.50
- MimosaOrange, Cranberry, or Grapefruit$9.00
- Man-MosaPint of Mimosa$13.00
- Basil Lemon MimosaBasil Lemon Infused Vodka, Simply Lemonade, Champagne$11.00
- Peach Blossom MimosaKetel One Botanical Peach & Orange Blossom, Champagne, Orange Juice$11.00
- PearmosaBreckenridge Pear Vodka, Elderflower Liqueur, Champagne, Orange Juice$11.00
- Lavender MimosaChampagne, Lavender Syrup, Orange Juice$10.00
- Beer-MosaUpslope Lager with Simply Orange Juice (Pint)$10.00
- Cucumber Mint FizzKetel One Botanical Cucumber & Mint, Elderflower Liqueur, Lemonade, Soda Water$12.00
- Canadian MuleCrown Royal, Blackberry Syrup, Ginger Beer$11.00
- Irish CoffeeSlane's Irish Whiskey, Irish Cream, & Coffee, topped with Whipped Cream$9.00
- Irish ChaiSherpa Chai, Slane's Irish Whiskey, Irish Cream (Hot)$9.00
- Espresso MartiniKetel One Vodka, Marble Coffee Liqueur, Oat milk, Cinnamon$12.00
- Boozy PalmerIced Tea, Lemonade, Basil Lemon Infused Vodka$10.00
- Breakfast ShotSlane's Irish Whiskey, Butterscotch Schnapps, Orange Juice with a slice of Bacon$10.00
- Bourbon Blackberry LemonadeBulleit Bourbon, Blackberry Syrup, Simply Lemonade$11.00
Dessert
- Butter Rum Caramel Crepe Cake, Featured On DDDdecadent cake of layered crepes$9.95
- Cinnful Walnut Crepecaramelized walnuts with brown sugar and cinnamon$7.25
- Nutella Chocolate Crepe$7.25
- Hot Strawberries And Nutella Crepewith brown sugar and cinnamon$9.50
- Whole Thing Crepecinnful walnut with nutella chocolate and banana$9.95
Appetizers
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Entrees
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