Hail Gluten
- Hanker For A Hunk O'Fresh and aged Mozzarella, Pecorino romano, fontina, roasted garlic oil & fire roasted tomato sauce$4.00
- Queen MargheritaFresh mozzarella, basil, roasted garlic oil, pecorino romano & fire roasted tomato sauce$4.00
- Mr. Green JeansRoasted Kale, italian fontina, fresh mozzarella, chili flakes, roasted garlic, sea salt & white sauce$5.00
- Dr. PepperoniEzzo pepperoni, fresh & aged mozzarella, aged gouda, roasted garlic oil & fire roasted tomato sauce$5.00
- Fungus AmungusSeasonal mushrooms, pickled shallots, fontina cheese, italian parsley, roasted garlic oil, fire roasted tomato sauce$5.00
- Perfect StormChopped sea clams, roasted garlic, EVOO, pecorino romano, italian parsley, served with lemon wedges$5.00
- Italian MassageHouse-made Italian sausage, pepperoni, Alto Adige smoked speck, Moliterno black truffle pecorino, green peppers, red onions, roasted garlic, fire-roasted tomato sauce.$6.00
- The BabushkaGeorgian(Russia) Cheese Bread(Google it!) w/ Black Pepper Raclette, Fontina, topped w/a Farm Egg, Roasted Garlic Oil & Smoked Maldon Salt$14.00
Hail Protein
- Naked WingsFour Whole organic wings w/ a side of garlic habanero vinegar$10.00
- Buffalo Soldier WingsFour Whole organic wings Tossed in Thai chili paste & habanero butter$11.00
- Thai Hard With A Vengeance WingsFour Thai-style wings that literally will round house kick you in the face, in a good way! Garnished with thai basil, cilantro, lemongrass, sesame seeds$12.00
- Baller½ lb. meatball, grated pecorino romano, fire-roasted tomato sauce, served w/ sourdough flatbread$10.00
- Win Rocky, WIN!It’s a baller with a sourdough bun and melted Gouda served with fries. It’s a baller burger!$12.00
Hail Produce
- Seoul PatchKimchi-inspired Korean Chicken salad. Napa & purple cabbage, carrots, chopped almonds, green onion, cilantro, marinated chicken, & spicy Kimchi vinaigrette$14.00
- Caesar MaximusBaby Romaine, House Caesar Dressing, Pecorino Romano, Crispy Garlic, Sourdough Croutons, Slow Cooked Farm Fresh Egg, Verde Salmon Filet$16.00
- Pears WellBib Lettuce, Frisee, Radicchio, Quick Pickled D’Anjou Pear, Blue Cheese, Red Onion, Caramelized Pecans, Pear/Champagne Vinaigrette$9.00
Charcuterie!
- Cheese BoardSomething funky, something aged, something soft$14.00
- Charcuterie BoardAssorted salumis$15.00
- So BoardChef's choice of 2 salumis and 2 cheeses$18.00
- Pâté BoardTrois Petits Cochons pork & chicken liver mousse w/ truffles, EVOO, & Smoked Maldon salt, whole-grain French Dijon mustard, assorted pickles, marinated olives, sourdough flatbread$12.00
Fluid State Award Winning Fries
- Pizza FriesPizza Fries, Pizza Fries, PIZZA FRIES! Fries topped with today’s pizza options. Gluten Free! (Pizza options roughly double the price of a slice!)$8.00
- Plain FriesFries fried to fry perfection! Don’t forget to ask for ketchup!$5.00
- Roasted Garlic FriesFries tossed in our house-made roasted garlic oil, topped w/ grated Pecorino Romano, fresh Italian parsley, & salt. Goes great with a side of fire roasted pizza sauce! (“Make It Angry” - $1)$7.00
- Party FriesA HUGE platter of our Pizza Fries topped with today’s pizza options. Even though it’s big, it’s still Gluten Free! Feeds the whole table!$16.00
Bar Snacks!
- Marcona AlmondsOven-Roasted, EVOO, smoked Maldon salt$5.00
- Marinated OlivesEVOO, roasted garlic, smoked Maldon salt, parsley$5.00
- Pickle PlateCucumbers, eggs, haricots verts, onions, carrots… Yes, you CAN pickle it! A big pile.Always interesting$8.00
- Deviled EggsA trio of eggs, treated like the humbled egg deserves to be. These rotate & arealways creative & delicious. Ask for today’s trio.$5.00
- Pate Stuffed OlivesCastelvenltrano Olives Stuffed with Pate. Topped with chili garlic oil and lemon peel.$6.00
Chef Alex’s Frozen Custard
- Pink PantherPink Peppercorn Churro sandwich w/ Spiced Black Tea Frozen Custard!$8.00
- Yo Pop!Butterscotch Frozen Custard coated in Dark Chocolate, Caramelized Pecans & Crispy Smoked Speck$6.00
