Five Wits Brewing Company Menu

1501 Long St, Chattanooga, TN 37408
  • Taco El Vez - For the Table

    • Chips & Queso

      $9.00
    • Chips & Guacamole

      $11.50
    • Nachos

      Tortilla chips, creamy pintos, queso, jack cheese, griddled peppers and onions, salsa roja, salsa verde, guacamole, cilantro and cream. Add Polo Asada, +$6, Carne Asada, +$7, Vegan, +$3
      $12.50
    • Mama Punzo Salsa Combo

      $7.00
  • Taco El Vez - Tacos

    • Carne Asada / Grilled Steak

      $5.75
    • Pollo Asado / Grilled Chicken

      $5.00
    • Papas Y Rajas / Potato & Poblano

      $5.00
    • Vegan Bean

      No cheese.
      $4.50
  • Taco El Vez - Other Stuff

    • Big Fat Bowl

      Your choice of carne asada or pollo asado served over classic Mexican red rice, creamy pintos, salsa roja, jack cheese, guacamole, cilantro, onion, and chipotle cream.
      $16.00
    • Taco Salad

      Your choice of carne asada or pollo asado served on a bed of salad greens with classic Mexican red rice, creamy pintos, salsa roja, jack cheese, guacamole, cilantro, onion, and chipotle cream.
      $16.00
  • Taco El Vez - Sides

    • Mexican Red Rice

      $3.50
    • Charros Beans

      $3.50
    • Cheesy Rice

      $4.50
  • Eggman Bagelry - Bagel with Spread

    • Plain Cream Cheese

      $3.50
    • Herbed Cream Cheese

      $4.50
    • Scallion Cream Cheese

      $4.00
    • Nova Lox Spread

      $6.25
    • Honey Almond Spread

      $4.50
  • Eggman Bagelry - Bagel Breakfast Sandwiches

    • Egg+ Cheese

      $7.00
    • Sausage + Egg+ Cheese

      $8.00
    • Avocado + Egg+ Cheese

      $7.50
    • Ham + Egg + Cheese

      $8.00
    • Bacon + Egg + Cheese

      $8.00
    • Salami + Egg + Cheese

      $8.00
  • Eggman Bagelry - Specialty Bagel Sandwiches

    • Lower East Side

      Pastrami, egg, swiss, russian dressing.
      $10.25
    • Surf And Turf

      Nova lox spread, skirt steak, tomato, red onion.
      $12.50
    • Steak & Eggs

      Scallion cream cheese, skirt steak, white cheddar cheese.
      $11.00
    • Classic Smoked Salmon

      Lox, cream cheese, tomato, onion, capers.
      $12.50
    • Elana Ruz

      Turkey, strawberry preserves & cream cheese.
      $9.75
    • Freakin' Vegan

      Roasted red pepper hummus, avocado, tomato, red onion, artichoke.
      $8.00
    • Breakfast Burger

      Cheeseburger with a fried egg served animal style: griddle onions, lettuce, tomato, pickles, burger sauce.
      $11.50
    • Hot Chicken

      Hot chicken, fried egg, american cheese, russian dressing.
      $11.50
  • Eggman Bagelry - 3 Egg Omelettes

    • Salami + Swiss

      $10.25
    • Ham + Cheese

      $10.25
    • Western Omelette

      $11.00
    • Pastrami + Swiss

      $11.50
  • Eggman Bagelry - Sides

    • Potato Latke

      $4.50
    • Fresh Fruit

      $4.50
    • Granola + Yogurt + Fresh Fruit

      $9.00
  • Five Wits - Appetizers

    • Carne Asada Nachos

      Skirt steak, onions, green peppers, monterey jack cheese, queso, salsa roja, salsa aguacate, guacamole, chipotle cream.
      $16.00
    • Cheese Bings

      Breaded cheese curds fried to golden brown perfection! Your choice of roasted poblano ranch, russian dressing or chipotle cream. Sheriff approved!!!!
      $9.00
    • Chips & Queso

      $9.00
    • Chips & Guacamole

      $11.50
    • Chips & All The Dips

      $13.50
    • Mama Punzo Salsa Combo

      $7.00
  • Five Wits - Big Salads

    • Thai Beef Salad

      Skirt steak, cherry tomato, shallot, green onion, cilantro, mint, thai vinaigrette on arugula.
      $16.00
    • Italian Chopped

      Ham, salami, tomato, red onion, green olives, pepperoncini, artichoke, parmesan, mozzarella and croutons. Served with red wine vinaigrette.
      $15.00
    • Southwestern Salad

      Your choice of grilled chicken or steak. Cherry tomato, monterey jack cheese cilantro, red onion, avocado, lunchbox peppers, roasted corn, black beans. Served with roasted poblano ranch.
      $15.00
    • Hot Chicken Caesar

      Chopped romaine, parmesan, avocado, soft boiled egg and croutons.
      $15.00
    • Cobb Salad

      Grilled chicken, avocado, cherry tomato, bacon, egg. Served with your choice of roasted poblano ranch or russian dressing.
      $15.00
    • Chicken Philly Salad

      Griddled chicken, onions, green peppers, mushrooms & white american cheese served "Hoagie style" with shredded lettuce, cherry pepper mayo, tomato and red wine vinaigrette.
      $15.00
  • Five Wits - Sandwiches

    • Pastrami Reuben

      Hot navel pastrami, swiss, sauerkraut on niedlov's marble rye with russian dressing.
      $15.00
    • Hot Chicken Sandwich

      Nashville hot chicken tenderloins, coleslaw, russian dressing and pickles.
      $11.50
    • Cuban Reuben

      Ham, salami, swiss, sauerkraut, pickles, deli mustard with russian dressing.
      $11.50
    • Left Coast Burger

      Cheeseburger served "Animal style": griddled onions, lettuce, tomato, pickles, burger sauce. Single or double patty.
      $9.00
    • Philly Reuben

      Turkey, swiss, coleslaw with russian dressing.
      $11.50
    • The Triple Decker

      You choose two: ham, salami, pastrami or turkey. Served on niedlov's soft rye with swiss, coleslaw and russian dressing.
      $14.00
    • Blackened Chicken Sandwich

      Grilled pineapple, coleslaw, tomato, mayo.
      $11.50
    • Hot Italian Combo

      Genoa salami, ham, provolone, cherry pepper mayo, tomato, pepperoncini, iceberg, fresh mozzarella, red wine vinaigrette, red onion.
      $11.50
    • Turkey Avocado Club

      Everything bagel, boar's head turkey, white cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomato, applewood bacon, avocado, chipotle cream.
      $11.50
  • Five Wits - Authentic Philly Steaks

    • Cheese Steak

      $12.00
    • Mushroom Cheesesteak

      $12.25
    • Pepper Cheesesteak

      $12.25
    • Peppers & Mushroom Cheesesteak

      $12.50
  • Five Wits - Sides

    • Zapps Plain Chips

      $2.25
    • Onion Rings

      $4.50
    • Animal Style Fries

      $7.00
    • Zapp's Voodoo Chips

      $2.25
    • Coleslaw

      $4.00
    • Parmesan Garlic Fries

      $5.75
    • Fries

      $4.50

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Menu Gallery

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