Felony Pizza Restaurant of Vancouver Menu
6700 NE 162nd Ave SUITE 411, Vancouver, WA 98682
APPETIZERS
- JAIL HOUSE WINGSIncarcerating heat and flavor await your taste buds, with a choice of spicy buffalo, spicy Korean BBQ, creamy garlic Parmesan, or roasted garlic pepper dry rub. Served with a liberating side of bleu cheese or ranch dressing.
- THE SHANKExperience a savory escape with The Shank — an egg roll wrap accomplice, partnering dill pickle and muenster cheese, served with a roasted red bell pepper aioli.
- CAPRESE SKEWERSUnleash a taste rebellion with our Caprese Skewers, where mozzarella, basil, and tomato conspire with olive oil and balsamic reduction.
- RIP N READYDelight in the irresistible allure of the Rip N Ready—Dos Hermanos Bakery sourdough with house red or alfredo sauce.
PIZZA
- RAT PACKIndulge in a classic with our Rat Pack pizza, featuring a union of red sauce, mozzarella blend, Parmesan blend, and Tillamook cheddar that will make your taste buds sing.
- THE OGOur OG pizza is a tribute to tradition, boasting rustic tomato sauce, mozzarella, Parmesan blend, and a generous sprinkle of fresh basil.
- THE OFFSHORE ACCOUNTDare to explore the delicious depths of The Offshore Account, a pizza loaded with red sauce, mozzarella blend, Parmesan blend, Hill's Canadian bacon, and pineapple.
- RYKER’S ISLANDLock in the flavor with Ryker's Island—a pizza featuring red sauce, mozzarella blend, Tillamook cheddar, and a pepperoni conviction.
- THE GREENLIGHTGet the go-ahead for an explosion of flavors with The Green Light pizza, boasting red sauce, mozzarella blend, Parmesan blend, mushroom, red onion, green bell pepper, black olive, artichoke hearts, and fresh tomato.
- ENFORCEROur Enforcer pizza means business, with red sauce, mozzarella blend, Tillamook cheddar, house fennel sausage, pepperoni, Hill's Canadian bacon, and a hint of fresh garlic.
- THE GENOVESEExperience the boss-level flavor of The Genovese, featuring a harmonious blend of alfredo sauce, pesto, chicken, mozzarella, Parmesan blend, red onion, artichoke hearts, and fresh tomato.
SALADS
- GREENA vibrant mix of mixed greens, red onion, dried cranberries, Gorgonzola, candied nuts, and fresh berries. Tossed in your choice of house raspberry vinaigrette or house citrus vinaigrette. Alternate dressings avail. (Contains egg white)
- CAESARIndulge in the classic allure of our Caesar Salad. Crisp romaine heart, croutons, shaved Parmesan blend, and lemon, all tossed in our house Caesar dressing (contains anchovy). Optional croutons contain gluten.
THE COMMISSARY
- SAUCES• House red sauce • House alfredo sauce • Pesto
- CHEESE• Fresh mozzarella • Mozzarella blend • Parmesan blend • Feta • Tillamook cheddar • Ricotta • Muenster • Gorgonzola
- MEATS• House fennel sausage • Pepperoni • Hill’s Canadian bacon • Applewood smoked bacon • Linguica • Roasted chicken • Toscano salami
- TOPPINGS• Fresh tomato • Mushroom • Black olive • Green bell pepper • Roasted red bell pepper • Red onion • Green onion • Pineapple • Fresh jalapeno • Chopped garlic • Artichoke hearts
DRESSINGS / SAUCES
- Dressings• House Bleu cheese dressing • House Ranch dressing • House Caesar dressing • House Citrus vinaigrette • House Raspberry vinaigrette • Olive oil & balsamic vinegar
- Sauces• House OG red sauce • House alfredo sauce • Roasted red bell pepper aioli
SWEETS
- CANNOLIDelight in the criminal indulgence of our Cannoli—a crisp shell filled with a creamy citrus-vanilla filling, studded with chocolate chips, and adorned with a sprinkle of chopped pistachios.
