Effin Sandwiches
- The OGApple smoked bacon, cage-free over medium egg, cheddar cheese and our signature Mexican sauce in a warm brioche bun.$10.75
- Jax's Sausage Egg & CheeseTurkey Sausage, cage free over medium egg, cheddar cheese, and our signature chipotle EFFY sauce on a warm brioche bun$11.00
- CEOCage free soft scrambled eggs, chives, cheddar cheese, caramelized onions, and our signature chipotle EFFY sauce in a warm brioche bun$10.50
- Han Solo The CheeseburgerDouble patty Angus beef, cage free over medium egg, caramelized onions, pickles and cheddar cheese on a warm brioche bun.$14.00
- Effin Grilled CheeseToasted sourdough with Effin mix cheese$8.00
- Bougie Avocado BagelChoose your bagel, topped with our signature avocado spread. Add A Egg ANYWAY you EFFIN WANT!$11.00
- EFFIN! REALLY TURKEYTurkey bacon, cage free over medium egg, sliced cheddar cheese and chipotle ketchup on a warm brioche bun$13.00
- Spicy Brisket SandwichHouse-Made Brisket, EFFY SAUCE, Cage Free medium egg, cheddar cheese and drizzle BBQ sauce.$11.00
- EFFIN BORINGCage free scrambled eggs, cheddar cheese on a warm brioche bun$10.00
Effin Bowls
- Eff U Bowl!Thick cut bacon, cage free scrambled eggs, shredded cheddar cheese, and avocado creama$10.75
- Effin El JefeSausage, thick cut bacon, cage free scrambled eggs, cheddar cheese, and hash browns$11.00
Effin Tacos & Burritos
- Rosa's TacosCage free scrambled eggs, chorizo, hash browns, jack cheese, and diced tomatoes with salsa verde$8.75
- Effin 30ACage free scrambled eggs, thick cut bacon, hash browns, and cheddar cheese with salsa verde$8.75
- Papi's Brisket Taco'sHouse made brisket, cage free scrambled eggs, shredded jack cheese, pico de Gallo and side of house made salsa$9.00
- Chronic Brisket TacosHouse made brisket, pico de Gallo topped with house made avocado crema$9.00
- Javiers BurritosFlour tortilla filled with cage free scrambled eggs, hash browns, thick cut bacon, black beans, cheddar and jack cheese, pico de Gallo severed with side of house made salsa.$12.50
- Mama's BurritoFlour tortilla filled with cage free scrambled eggs, shredded hash browns, chorizo, black beans, cheddar and jack cheese, pico de Gallo, served with salsa verde$12.50
- HIPPY DIPPY BurritoPLANT BASED CHORIZO, scrambled cage free eggs, shredded hash browns, black beans, cheddar and Jack cheese, house made pico topped with our EFF U sauce then wrapped in a WHEAT tortilla!$13.00
- Willys Brisket BurritoHouse Made Brisket, Sautéed Green & Red Peppers, Onions, pepper jack cheese, beans, cage free scrambled eggs, & pico$13.00
Pancakes, Waffles & Sweets
- Effin Cinnamon RollsRich and sweet EFFIN cinnamon roll$6.00
- Buttery Biscuit With Cinnamon Honey ButterFlaky Buttery Biscuit with Cinnamon Honey Butter$4.00
- Little Bi*Ch WafflesWAFFLES>>> NEED WE SAY MORE!$9.00
Bunchie Munchies & Sauces
- Effin TotsTots, Melted cheese, bacon bit topped with avocado creama!$10.00
- Side BaconSide of our thick cut BACON!!!$6.75
- Side EggsBOWL OF EFFIN EGGS!$7.00
- Dirty PapasCurly fries topped with liquid queso, brown gravy, sour cream and green onions$10.75
- Brisket Totchoscrispy tater tots topped with liquid queso, sour cream and our house made brisket$11.00
- Side EFF U SAUCEOur Signature Jalapeño Aioli ....ITS SPICY!!$1.00
- Side Taco Hot SauceEffin Hot Sauce for Tacos, Burritos or whatever YOU EFFIN want$1.75
- Effin Hash BrownEffin hash browns with a side of our spicy House Made EFFY Sauce$9.25
- Side Of SEXY SAUCESexy Sauce is good on Chicken Tenders, Sandwiches, AND ON EVERYTHING!!$2.00
- House Made HOT HONEYOur House Made Hot Honey Goes Great With Our Chicken N Waffles & MORE!$1.75
Drinks
- Effin Coffee$3.00
- Effin Iced Coffee$6.00
- Iced Latee$6.00
- Fresh Orange Juice$7.00
- Mexican Coke$4.00
- Bottled Water$4.00
- Diet Coke$2.50
- Unsweet Tea$4.00
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