Effin Sandwiches
- Dirty JerseyTaylor Ham, cage-free over medium egg, ketchup, and cheddar cheese in a warm brioche bun. *Brioche Bun may contain sesame$11.00
- The OGThick-cut bacon, cage-free over medium egg, cheddar cheese, and our house-made Mexican sauce on a warm brioche bun. *Brioche Bun may contain sesame$11.00
- Jax's Sausage, Egg & CheeseTurkey Sausage, cage-free over medium egg, and cheddar cheese with our chipotle Effy sauce on a warm brioche bun. *Brioche Bun may contain sesame$11.00
- Really! Effin TurkeyTurkey Bacon, cage-free over medium egg, cheddar cheese, and chipotle ketchup on a warm brioche bun. *Brioche Bun may contain sesame$12.00
- The CEOCage-free soft scrambled eggs and chives, cheddar cheese, caramelized onions, and our chipotle Effy sauce on a warm brioche bun. *Brioche Bun may contain sesame$10.50
- Han Solo The CheeseburgerDouble patty Angus beef, cage-free over medium egg, caramelized onions, pickles, and cheddar cheese on a warm brioche bun. *All burgers cooked to a well-done temperature **Allow extra time to cook (6-8 min) ***Brioche Bun may contain sesame ***Burger seasoned with Montreal Seasoning$13.00
- Effin BoringCage-free soft scrambled eggs, cheddar cheese on a warm brioche bun. *Brioche Bun may contain sesame$9.50
- OLD Skool BiscuitFreshly baked biscuit, cheddar cheese, turkey sausage, and chipotle Effy sauce.$10.00
- Spicy Brisket SandwichCage-free over medium egg, house-made brisket, cheddar cheese, chipotle Effy sauce, and a drizzle of BBQ sauce on a warm brioche bun. *Brioche Bun may contain sesame$11.00
- Plant-Based Spicy Guac BurgerBeyond Burger, pepper jack cheese, our signature spicy guacamole on a UDI’s Gluten-Free bun.$14.00
Effin Bowl/Burrito
- Eff U BowlChopped thick-cut bacon, cage-free scrambled eggs, and cheddar cheese topped with avocado crema.$11.00
- Effin Healthy BowlCage-free scrambled egg whites, black beans, pico de gallo, cheddar, and jack cheese, drizzled with avocado crema.$12.00
- Spicy Brisket Breakfast BowlHouse-made brisket, cage-free scrambled eggs, cheddar, and jack cheese, drizzled with our chipotle Effy and BBQ sauce.$14.00
- Javier's BowlCage-free scrambled eggs, diced breakfast potatoes, chopped thick-cut bacon, black beans, cheddar and jack cheese, pico de gallo served with a side of our house-made salsa verde. *Potatoes seasoned with Vegetable Oil, Soybean Oil, Canola Oil, Salt, Garlic Powder, Onion Powder & Spices *Contains: Wheat$13.00
- Effin El JefeChopped turkey sausage, chopped thick-cut bacon, cage-free scrambled eggs, cheddar cheese, and diced breakfast potatoes. *Potatoes seasoned with Vegetable Oil, Soybean Oil, Canola Oil, Salt, Garlic Powder, Onion Powder & Spices *Contains: Wheat$12.00
Effin Tacos
- Effin 30ACage-free scrambled eggs, chopped thick-cut bacon, diced breakfast potatoes, and cheddar cheese, served with a side of salsa verde. *Two Corn Tortillas *Potatoes seasoned with Vegetable Oil, Soybean Oil, Canola Oil, Salt, Garlic Powder, Onion Powder & Spices *Contains: Wheat$8.00
- Papi's Breakfast Brisket Taco'sHouse-made brisket, cage-free scrambled eggs, jack cheese, and pico de gallo, served with a side of salsa verde. *Two Corn Tortillas$9.00
The Sweet Stuff
- Virgin Pancakes4 Fluffy mini pancakes topped with powdered sugar and served with whipped butter.$9.00
- Slutty Rainbow Pancakes4 Fluffy mini rainbow pancakes drizzled with cream cheese frosting and sprinkles.$9.00
- Little Bi*Ch WafflesEffin Waffles with powder sugar and served with whipped butter.$6.00
- Seasonal Pumpkin Little Bi*Ch WafflesEffin Pumpkin Flavored Waffles with powdered sugar and served with whipped butter.$6.00
- Effin Cinnamon Roll$5.00
- Buttery BiscuitFresh and flakey biscuit served with our house-made Cinnamon Honey Butter on the side.$5.00
Bunchie Munchies
- Effin TotsCrispy Tater Tots topped with Queso, chopped bacon, and avocado crema. *Tots seasoned with Salt, Garlic, Black Pepper, Oregano & Turmeric.$10.00
- Brisket TotchosCrispy tater tots topped with Queso, sour cream, and brisket *Tots seasoned with Salt, Garlic, Black Pepper, Oregano & Turmeric.$10.00
- The GWDiced breakfast potatoes, chopped thick-cut bacon, drizzled with Queso topped with a cage-free over medium egg. *Potatoes seasoned with Vegetable Oil, Soybean Oil, Canola Oil, Salt, Garlic Powder, Onion Powder & Spices *Contains: Wheat$11.00
- Diced Breakfast PotatoesDiced breakfast potatoes topped with caramelized onions with a drizzle of our chipotle Effy sauce. *Potatoes seasoned with Vegetable Oil, Soybean Oil, Canola Oil, Salt, Garlic Powder, Onion Powder & Spices *Contains: Wheat$7.00
Sides & Sauces
- Side Of Bacon*3 Slices of our thick-cut BACON!!!$6.00
- Side Of Turkey Bacon*3 Slices$6.00
- Side Of Turkey Sausage*2 Patties$6.00
- Side Of Taylor Ham*3 Pieces$6.00
- Side EggsBowl of Two Effin Eggs!$6.00
- Side Of TotsJust Plain "Effin Tots" No Sauce Nothing! *Tots seasoned with Salt, Garlic, Black Pepper, Oregano & Turmeric.$7.00
- Side Of Effy Sauce$1.00
- Side Of EFF U SauceHouse Made Jalapeño Aioli$1.00
- Side Of House Made Salsa Verde$1.00
- Side Of Avocado Crema$1.00
- Side Of Chipotle Mexican Sauce$1.00
- Side Of BBQ Sauce$1.00
- Side Of Spicy Guacamole$1.00
Drinks
- Effin Coffee$3.00
- Effin Iced Coffee$3.00
- Effin Cappuccino$4.00
- Effin Iced Cappuccino$4.00
- Effin Latte$4.00
- Effin Iced Latte$4.00
- Effin Espresso$3.50
- Effin Double Espresso$5.00
- Orange Juice$3.00
- Cranberry Juice$3.00
- Apple Juice$3.00
- Coke Can$3.00
- Diet Coke Can$3.00
- Snapple$5.00
- Yoo Hoo Chocolate Milk$3.00
- Effin Bottle Water$3.00
- Gatorade$5.00
- Box Of Effin Coffee$12.00
- Box Of Effin Iced Coffee$12.00
Merch - Final Sale!
- Light Gray Pothead Hoodies$32.00
- Ceramic Campfife Mug 14oz (White)$10.00
- EFFIN EGG Morristown T-Shirt (White)$21.00
- All.Effin.Day T-Shirt$21.00
- Effin Hat: One Size$18.00
- Taylor Ham NJ$21.00
