Monday Specials
- Lonestar PitcherFrom Austin's Friends and Allies Brewery, Sportsball Pilsner is smooth, crisp, refreshing, and delicious.$12.00
- House MargaritaOur House Margarita features 100% agave tequila, 03 Orange Liquor, and Homemade Sweet & Sour. We also offer Strawberry, Watermelon, and Mango Margaritas for a $1 upcharge.$4.00
- Tequila Shot$3.00
- Whiskey Shot$3.00
- Rum Shot$3.00
- Vodka Shot$3.00
- Gin Shot$3.00
- Small Cheeseburger And A SideMayo, pickle, tomato$10.00
- Small Hamburger And A SideMustard, Onion, Pickle, Tomato$10.00
Tuesday Specials
- Coors Banquet 16 Oz$3.50
- Miller Lite 16oz$4.50
- Coors Light 16oz$3.50
- Bud Light 16 Oz$3.50
- Hopadillo 16oz$4.00
- Love Street Blonde 16 Oz$4.00
- Crawford Bock$4.00
- Modelo Especial 16 Oz$4.00
- Vodka Shot$3.00
- Rum Shot$3.00
- Tequila Shot$3.00
- Whiskey Shot$3.00
- Gin Shot$3.00
- D.H. Special And A SidePatty melt burger on toast with double cheese, grilled onions, tomato, and pickle on top$10.00
Wednesday Specials
- Pitcher Dos Equis$14.00
- House MargaritaOur House Margarita features 100% agave tequila, 03 Orange Liquor, and Homemade Sweet & Sour. We also offer Strawberry, Watermelon, and Mango Margaritas for a $1 upcharge.$4.00
- House MuleHouse Vodka, Lime juice, Ginger beer$4.00
- Longhorn Iced TeaAnother Dirty's original, the Longhorn Tea infuses Austin's own Tito's Vodka with pineapples and is topped off with Raspberry Tea. And don't forget the garnish, a Tito's soaked pineapple!$6.00
- Longhorn LemonadeDeep Eddy's Lemon Vodka, Blueberry Lemonade$6.00
- Kumbak Cherry LimeadeOur famous homemade cherry limeade and local favorite Deep Eddy Vodka.$6.00
- Dirty's Cherry CokeStill Austin Bourbon, Grenadine, Coke$7.00
- Small O.T. Special And A SideAmerican cheese, bacon, mayo, lettuce, and tomato$10.00
Thursday Specials
- Margarita PitcherOur House Margarita features 100% agave tequila, 03 Orange Liquor, and Homemade Sweet & Sour. We also offer Strawberry, Watermelon, and Mango Margaritas for an upcharge.$16.00
- House MargaritaOur House Margarita features 100% agave tequila, 03 Orange Liquor, and Homemade Sweet & Sour. We also offer Strawberry, Watermelon, and Mango Margaritas for a $1 upcharge.$4.00
- Mule Pitcher$16.00
- House MuleHouse Vodka, Lime juice, Ginger beer$4.00
- Pitcher Lonestar$12.00
- Cadillac Margarita$12.00
Sunday Specials
- Mimosa CarafeChampagne and orange juice$10.00
- Miller Lite Bucket5 16oz Tallboys$16.00
- Coors Light Bucket5 16oz Tallboys$16.00
- Bud Light Bucket$16.00
- Coors Banquet Bucket$16.00
- Modelo Bucket$16.00
Saturday Special
- Mimosa CarafeChampagne and orange juice$10.00
Happy Hour
- Longhorn Iced TeaAnother Dirty's original, the Longhorn Tea infuses Austin's own Tito's Vodka with pineapples and is topped off with Raspberry Tea. And don't forget the garnish, a Tito's soaked pineapple!$5.00
- Texas Vodka Cocktail$4.00
- Pint Shiner Draft$4.00
- Miller Lite 16oz$3.50
- Coors Light 16oz$3.50
- Modelo Esp 16oz$3.50
- Michelob Ultra$3.50
- Bud Light$3.50
- Coors Banquet$3.50
- Love Street$3.50
- Hopadillo$3.50
- Crawford Bock$3.50
- Lonestar$3.50
- House Red Wine$6.00
- House White Wine$6.00
- Small HamburgerMustard, onion, pickle, and tomato------------------------ Dry = No dressing; P&D = No dressing, no vegetables; ATW = Lettuce, onion, pickle, tomato$5.00
- Small Kumbak CheeseburgerAmerican Cheese, mayo, pickle, and tomato$5.00
Friday Specials
- Pitcher Longhorn Tea$23.00
- Longhorn Iced TeaAnother Dirty's original, the Longhorn Tea infuses Austin's own Tito's Vodka with pineapples and is topped off with Raspberry Tea. And don't forget the garnish, a Tito's soaked pineapple!$6.00
- Pitcher Dos Equis$14.00
- Dirty's Fried Chicken Sandwich And A SideCrispy Chicken, Lettuce, Tomato, Pepper Jack Cheese, Chipotle Mayo$10.00
Selections
- Cup Kumbak QuesoVal's homemade queso with El Milagro corn chips$6.00
- Bowl Kumbak QuesoVal's homemade queso with El Milagro corn chips$9.00
- Fried Pickle SlicesHand-breaded, fried, and served with ranch dressing$10.00
- Fried JalapeñosHand breaded and fried, served with ranch dressing$10.00
- Dirty TotchosKumBak Tater Tots with homemade queso, ground beef, and pico de gallo$10.00
- Buffalo Wings6 or 12 wings tossed in our homemade buffalo sauce; with ranch or bleu cheese$8.00
- Corn NuggetsDeep-fried creamed corn goodness served with ranch dressing$10.00
- "1926" NachosEl Milagro tortilla chips, homemade queso, Z's homemade chili, sliced jalapeños$10.00
- Z's ChiliZ's famous chili made from scratch, served with cheddar cheese$4.95
- Four Chicken Tenders$8.00
- Six Chicken Tenders$12.00
- Frito Pie$10.00
- Small Kumbak BurgerMustard, onion, pickle, and tomato$6.95
- Large Kumback BurgerMustard, onion, pickle, and tomato$8.70
- Small Kumback CheeseburgerAmerican Cheese, mayo, pickle, and tomato$7.45
- Large Kumback CheeseburgerAmerican cheese, mayo, pickle, and tomato------------------------ Dry = No dressing; P&D = No dressing, no vegetables;$9.15
- Small D.H. SpecialTwo slices American cheese, grilled onion, tomato, and pickle; served on toast$8.15
- Large D.H. SpecialTwo slices American cheese, grilled onion, tomato, pickle, and Texas toast$9.95
- Small O.T. SpecialAmerican cheese, bacon, mayo, lettuce, and tomato$8.95
- O.T. SpecialAmerican cheese, bacon, mayo, lettuce, and tomato$10.65
- Small Chili CheeseburgerZ's homemade chili and cheddar cheese$8.45
- Large Chili CheeseburgerZ's homemade chili and cheddar cheese$9.15
- Small Habanero BurgerPepper Jack cheese, mustard, habanero ketchup, tomato, lettuce, and pickled habaneros$8.65
- Large Habanero BurgerPepper Jack cheese, mustard, habanero ketchup, tomato, lettuce, and pickled habaneros$10.45
- Dirty's Black Bean BurgerBlack bean patty (vegan), chipotle mayo, avocado, Swiss cheese, tomato, cilantro$9.95
- Buttered Grilled Cheese$6.00
- The Fried EggTwo fried eggs, mayo, lettuce, tomato, sesame bun$5.50
- Classic BLTTexas toast, bacon, mayo, lettuce, and tomato$8.00
- Val's Chicken SandwichMarinated chargrilled chicken, bacon, avocado, swiss cheese, chipotle mayo, lettuce, tomato, sesame bun$9.50
- Dirty's Chicken SandwichCrispy Chicken, Lettuce, Tomato, Pepper Jack Cheese, Chipotle Mayo$8.95
- Cheeseburger Salad$12.95
- Dinner Salad$6.25
- Grilled Chicken Salad$11.95
- French Fries$4.25
- Onion Rings$4.75
- Tator Tots$4.75
- Will's Sweet Potato Fries$4.75
- Cheese Tots$5.75
- Chili Queso Tots$8.45
- Chili Queso Fries$8.45
- Longhorn ChipsHot and fresh potato chips. Great with ranch$4.25
- Longhorn Queso ChipsHot and fresh potato chips covered in our homemade queso. Delicioso$6.25
- Ranch$0.50
- Jalapeño Ranch$0.50
- Chipotle Mayo$0.50
- Habanero Ketchup$0.50
- Honey Mustard$0.50
- Bleu Cheese$0.50
- Mayo$0.00
- Mustard$0.00
- Sliced Jalapeños$0.50
- Habanero Ranch$0.50
- Grilled Onions$0.50
- American Cheese$1.00
- Cheddar Cheese$1.00
- Pepper Jack Cheese$1.00
- Swiss Cheese$1.00
- Grilled Jalapeños$0.50
- Fried Egg$1.50
- Bacon$1.50
- Pico$1.50
- Side Queso$2.00
- Beef Patty$2.00
- Black Bean Patty$2.00
- Avocado$2.00
- Wing Sauce$0.50
- Texas Toast$1.50
- BBQ Sauce$0.50
- Chicken Breast$5.00
- Habaneros$0.50
- Chili$1.50
Drinks
- Fountain Coke$3.25
- Fountain Diet Coke$3.25
- Fountain Dr Pepper$3.25
- Fountain Diet Dr Pepper$3.25
- Fountain Sprite$3.25
- Iced Tea$3.00
- Sweet Tea$3.25
- Half Sweet Tea$3.25
- Arnold Palmer$3.75
- Raspberry Tea$3.25
- Water$0.00
- Big Red$3.25
- A&W Root Beer$3.00
- Rambler$3.00
- Rambler LL$3.00
- Red Bull$4.25
- High Brew Cold Brew$4.00
- Lemonade$4.25
- Limeade$4.25
- Cherry Limeade$4.50
- Strawberry Lemonade$4.50
- Shirley Temple$3.75
- Vanilla Milkshake$5.25
- Vanilla Malt$5.50
- Chocolate Milkshake$5.25
- Chocolate Malt$5.50
- Strawberry Milkshake$5.25
- Strawberry Malt$5.50
- Oreo Milkshake$5.25
- Oreo Malt$5.50
- Ice Cream Scoop$1.50
- Ice Cream Sundae$5.00
- Float$5.75
Alcoholic Beverages
- House MargaritaOur House Margarita features 100% agave tequila, 03 Orange Liquor, and Homemade Sweet & Sour. We also offer Strawberry, Watermelon, and Mango Margaritas for a $1 upcharge.$6.00
- Margarita PitcherOur House Margarita features 100% agave tequila, 03 Orange Liquor, and Homemade Sweet & Sour. We also offer Strawberry, Watermelon, and Mango Margaritas for an upcharge.$24.00
- Cadillac Margarita$14.00
- House MuleHouse Vodka, Lime juice, Ginger beer$6.00
- Longhorn TeaAnother Dirty's original, the Longhorn Tea infuses Austin's own Tito's Vodka with pineapples and is topped off with Raspberry Tea. And don't forget the garnish, a Tito's soaked pineapple!$8.00
- Pitcher Longhorn Tea$30.00
- Dirty's Cherry CokeStill Austin Bourbon, Grenadine, Coke$9.00
- Mimosa Carafe$15.00
- MimosaChampagne and orange juice$5.00
- Bucket Beer$22.00
- Lonestar 16 Oz$5.00
- Coors Banquet 16oz$4.00
- Coors Light 16oz$5.00
- Miller Lite 16oz$5.00
- Bud Light 16 Oz$5.00
- Karbach Love Street 16oz$6.00
- Hopadillo IPA$6.00
- Crawford Bock$5.50
- Modelo Esp 16oz$5.50
- Hoop Tea$7.50
- Heineken N/A$7.00
- Michelob Ultra$5.00
- Pint Lonestar$4.00
- Mug Lonestar$6.00
- Pitcher Lonestar$14.00
- Pint Miller Lite$5.00
- Mug Miller Lite$7.00
- Pitcher Miller Lite$18.00
- Pint Draft Shiner$5.00
- Mug Draft Shiner$7.00
- Pitcher Draft Shiner$18.00
- Pint Dos XX$5.00
- Mug Dos XX$7.00
- Pitcher Dos XX$18.00
- Pint Electric Jellyfish$8.00
- Mug Electric Jellyfish$10.00
- Pitcher Electric Jellyfish$28.00
- Pint Eastcider Texas Brut$8.00
- Mug Eastcider Texas Brut$10.00
- Pitcher Eastcider Texas Brut$30.00
- "Loco" Lunchbox16oz Modelo Especial tallboy and a shot of El Toro tequila$6.00
- Local Lunchbox16oz Love Street Tallboy and a chilled infusion shot$7.00
- Coors Lunchbox$6.00
- Lonestar LunchboxLonestar Tallboy and a shot of Benchmark Bourbon$6.00
- Longhorn Tea ShotA miniature version of everyone's favorite Dirty's classic, with Pineapple infused Tito's Vodka.$6.00
- Lemon Drop$6.00
- White Tea Shot$5.00
- Green Tea Shot$5.00
- House Whiskey$5.00
- Jack Daniel's$8.00
- Maker's Mark$10.00
- Jameson$8.00
- Bulleit Bourbon$10.00
- Fireball$6.00
- Crown Royal$10.00
- Still Austin Whiskey$8.00
- Skrewball$9.00
- House Vodka$5.00
- Tito's$7.00
- Deep Eddy Ruby Red$7.00
- Deep Eddy Sweet Tea$7.00
- Deep Eddy Orange$7.00
- Deep Eddy Peach$7.00
- Grey Goose$12.00
- House-Infused Pineapple Tito's$7.00
- Western Son Lemon$7.00
- Western Son Blueberry$7.00
- Western Son Original$7.00
- Tito's Soaked Pineapple WedgeLooks like pineapple, tastes like vodka$3.50
- House Tequila$5.00
- 1800$8.00
- 512 Tequila$8.00
- Espolón Silver$10.00
- Hornitos Añejo$12.00
- House Rum$5.00
- Bacardi Silver$8.00
- Malibu$8.00
- Gosling Dark Rum$8.00
- House Gin$5.00
- Bombay Sapphire$8.00
- Still Austin Gin$8.00
- Dewar's White$10.00
- Glenlivet 12$14.00
- Grand Marnier$10.00
- Midori$6.00
- Jaegermeister$8.00
- Bailey's$9.00
- House Red Wine$10.00
- House White Wine$10.00
Merchandise
- Backstock$22.00
- CarHop Shirt$28.00
- Black Classic$22.00
- OT Shirt$28.00
- Green Keep Austin Dirty$24.00
- Gameday Shirt$24.00
- Halloween Shirt$28.00
- Black Baseball$22.00
- Orange Baseball$22.00
- White Baseball$22.00
- Grey Tri-Patch$28.00
- Orange Tri-Patch$28.00
- Brown Trucker$24.00
- Grey Diamond Patch$28.00
- Red Diamond Patch$28.00
- Backstock Hat$15.00
- Bumper Sticker$4.00
- Small Stickers$2.00
- 70s Postcard$2.00
- Car Postcard$2.00
- Tote Bags$12.00
- Yard Signs$25.00
- Magnet$2.50
- Orange$6.00
- Camo$6.00
- Black$6.00
- Birthday$6.00
- Green Pint Glass$5.00
- Black Pint Glass$5.00
