Deadpan Sandwich Menu

$Sandwich shop, American, Fusion

545 West 700 S #106, Salt Lake City, UT 84101

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Sandwiches
- Sloppy Cauliflower
  Roasted cauliflower tossed in house BBQ sauce, Tahini "cheese" sauce, bread & butter pickles, fried shallot, and shredduce on a vegan brioche bun. (VEGAN)
  $11.00
- Turkey Melt
  Roasted turkey with melted sharp white cheddar, apple butter, dijonniase, greens, potato chips on toasted white bread.
  $14.00
- Grilled Kimcheese
  House made kimchi, american cheese, cream cheese, and toasted sesame seeds on white bread, grilled to melty, toasty perfection. (vegetarian)
  $11.00
- Italian Beef
  Whey braised beef with house giardiniera, provolone cheese, and green mizuna (japanese mustard greens) on an 8 inch hoagie roll. (cannot be dairy free)
  $15.00
- Hot Chopped Cheese
  House merguez sausage with american cheese, duke's mayo, fresh tomato and lettuce on an 8 inch hoagie roll. (spicy)
  $15.00
- Oh Schnitzel
  Pork schnitzel with house ranchkraut, duke's mayo, fresh dill and parsley on toasted white.
  $13.50
- Kids Grilled Cheese
  American cheese, cream cheese on white bread. Grilled to melty, toasty perfection. For kids of all ages.
  $7.00
Not Sandwiches
- Potato Salad
  Fingerling potatos dressed with duke's mayo, house mustard, sauerkraut brine, grilled green onion, celery, jalapeno, fresh dill and parsley. garnished with chives and potato chips (vegetarian, diary free)
  $5.00
- Soup Of The Day
  8 ounce cup of rotating soup. Currently a creamy tomato soup! (vegetarian, gluten free, contains dairy
  $3.00
- Side Ranchkraut
  House made sauerkraut seasoned with fresh dill and garlic. There is NO ranch in this sauerkraut. (vegan)
  $3.00
- Buffalo Ranch Potato Chips
  Uglies brand buffalo ranch potato chips
  $3.00
- Salt & Vinegar Potato Chips
  Uglies brand salt & vinegar potato chips
  $3.00
- Sea Salt Potato Chips
  Uglies brand sea salt potato chips
  $3.00
- BBQ Potato Chips
  Uglies brand BBQ potato chips
  $3.00
- Side Kimchi
  House made kimchi (vegan)
  $3.00
Dessert
- Miso Black Sesame Brownie
  Rich and decadent brownie made with white miso and black sesame. Made by Bedlam Baking Company!
  $5.00
N/A Beverages
- Soda
  $2.00
- Topo Chico
  $3.00