Crooked Tale Gastropub Menu

5206 S Ferdon Blvd, Crestview, FL 32536
  • Drinks

    • Fountain Soda

      Fountain soda with choice of Coke, Diet Coke, Lemonade, Dr. Pepper, Rootbeer, Sprite
      $3.69
    • Iced Tea

      Iced tea is available in sweet, unsweet, or half-sweet-half-unsweet options.
      $3.69
    • Milk

      Fresh, cold, and creamy whole milk.
      $3.99
    • Redbull

      Invigorating Energy Surge: The Classic Red Bull Experience
      $5.00
  • Lunch Menu

    • Wrapped Up

      Grilled Chicken, lettuce, tomato, onion, chipotle aioli mayo, and Monterrey cheese wrapped in a flour tortilla. Served with French Fries.
      $14.00
    • Reject Burger

      Smash Patty, American Cheese, pickled red onion, and chipotle aioli with a cheese-crusted bun, served with French fries.
      $15.00
    • Crooked Bird Bowl

      Grilled Chicken, rice, black beans, lettuce, pico de Gallo, and Monterey cheese topped with cilantro lime aioli and served in a fried tortilla bowl
      $13.00
    • Mother-Loaded Dog

      Conecuh Sausage link, smothered in beer cheese, house-made onion jam, bacon bits, and topped with jalapeños on a hoagie and served with French Fries.
      $14.00
    • Pig Mac Sandwich

      Pulled Pork, white cheddar Mac & cheese, pimento cheese, chipotle aioli, and pickled red onion on Texas Toast. Served with French Fries.
      $16.00
  • Dinner Specials

    • Blackened Red Fish

      Blackened Redfish served over buttery rice and topped with gumbo jus and corn maq-choux
      $28.00
  • Small Jobs

    • Bogart Bombers

      Fresh jalapeños stuffed with a cheddar & cream cheese mix, wrapped in bacon, and topped with crispy breadcrumbs.
      $14.00
    • The Motherload-Ed Fries

      Crispy fries loaded down with our beer cheese sauce, crispy bacon, fresh jalapeños, and scallions. Finished with garlic aioli.
      $15.00
    • In A Pickle

      House made pickles fried to a perfect golden brown and served with a spicy remoulade for dipping.
      $9.50
    • Mozzarella Sticks

      Five lightly breaded cheese sticks drizzled with garlic butter and topped with parmesan cheese and parsley. Served with warm marinara on the side.
      $10.00
    • Stool Pigeon Minis

      Three fried chicken sliders topped with swiss cheese, buffalo sauce, served on toasted brioche buns.
      $15.00
    • The Chicken Man Quesadilla

      Grilled chicken quesadilla with shredded cheese, jalapeños, sautéed onions and red peppers. Served with pico & sour cream.
      $16.00
    • Pretzel Shanks

      Three generous sized pretzel spears halved & served with our house made beer cheese dipping sauce.
      $14.00
    • Chips + Salsa

      $8.00
    • Crispy Brussel Sprouts

      Topped with a balsamic reduction and pickled red onion
      $13.00
    • Fried Mushrooms

      Hand breaded mushrooms fried to a golden brown and topped with parmesan cheese and garlic aioli.
      $12.00
  • Lucky's Greens

    • The Mob Cobb

      Spring greens, bleu cheese crumbles, applewood smoked bacon, tomatoes, hard boiled egg, fresh cut avocado and topped with pecans. Served with your choice of dressing. Chicken + $4, Shrimp + $5, Ribeye +$7
      $14.00
    • The Crooked Tale House Salad

      Mixed greens topped with tomatoes, shredded cheddar cheese, craisins, bacon and red onions. Served with your choice of dressing. Chicken +$4, Shrimp + $5, Ribeye + $7
      $12.00
  • Bugsy's Burgers & Sandies

    • The Joe Schmo

      Topped with American cheese, lettuce, tomato & onion.
    • The Stool Pigeon

      A generous size chicken breast served grilled or fried, tossed in our spicy garlic buffalo sauce, and topped with swiss cheese. Served with lettuce, tomato & red onion on the side.
    • The Meat Wagon

      8 oz patty topped with thick sliced bacon, ham & pulled pork. Slathered with our house beer cheese and finished off with caramelized onion jam, garlic aioli. All on a toasted bun.
    • Rhapsody In Bleu

      Blackened burger patty topped with caramelized onions & bleu cheese crumbles. Served on a bed of lettuce and tomato with a brioche bun.
    • The MOBLT

      A BLT on Texas toast served with a mountain of bacon, lettuce & tomato and topped with a cilantro lime mayo & avocado.
    • The Hangover

      Topped with crispy shoestring potatoes, an over easy egg, thick sliced bacon. & American cheese. Served on a bed of lettuce, tomato & onion with a brioche bun.
    • Border Bound

      8 oz patty seasoned with taco seasoning, topped with fried tortilla strips, cilantro lime mayo, pepper jack cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion, jalapeños & guacamole.
    • The Godfather Steak Sandwich

      Sliced USDA Angus cut ribeye cooked to preference, topped with Monterey jack cheese, red & green peppers, and house caramelized onion. Served on a hoagie with a horseradish cream sauce on the side.
    • Big Al Capone's Belly Buster

      Two 8 oz patties, four thick cut slices of applewood smoked bacon, six slices of American and cheddar cheese, garlic aioli, on a bed of lettuce, tomato, and onion jam. Served on a toasted brioche bun.
      $23.00
  • The Main Heist

    • Bye Bye Blackened Bird

      A generous portion of grilled blackened chicken breast, served on a bed of rice pilaf, seasoned with our house Mediterranean seasonings. Served with your choice of side.
      $17.00
    • Sammy The Bull's Ribeye

      12 oz of USDA Angus cut ribeye, seasoned & grilled to preference. Topped with a bordelaise butter. Served with your choice of two sides. Add 6 shrimp for an additional charge.
    • Flying Dutchman's Fish Tacos (3)

      Blackened mahi filets, topped with lettuce, tomato, red onion and avocado. Served with our fresh cilantro lime mayo on warm tortillas with a side of rice pilaf.
      $17.00
    • Penne Chicken Or Shrimp Alfredo

      Rich and creamy Alfredo sauce made in house with your choice of grilled or blackened chicken or shrimp.
      $18.00
    • Siegel Shrimp Dinner

      Blackened, grilled or fried shrimp. Served with chipotle tartar and cocktail sauce with your choice of two sides.
      $18.00
  • Wings

    • 6 Pieces Wings

      Chicken wings, 6 pieces, choice of dressings: ranch to balsamic, and sauces ranging from teriyaki to "don's burn notice".
    • 12 Pieces Wings

      12 pieces chicken wings with a choice of one dressing and one sauce. Dressing options include ranch variations and Italian-inspired. Sauce choices range from teriyaki to spicy Korean.
  • Empire Heirs

    • The Double Decker Ham & Cheese

      Ham, with cheddar & American cheese, grilled on Texas toast. Served with one small side.
      $10.00
    • Grilled Chicken

      Grilled chicken breast served with one small sides.
      $9.50
    • Chicken Tenders

      Two chicken tenders served with fries.
      $9.50
    • Baby Face Burgers (2)

      2 oz sliders, with American cheese & fixings on the side. Served with fries.
      $10.00
    • Kid Mac N Cheese

      Our 4-cheese made in house, topped with toasted breadcrumbs. Served with one small side.
      $10.00
  • Side Jobs + Extras

    • Soup Of The Day

      Chef's choice soup, made fresh daily with the finest ingredients.
      $6.50
    • Sweet Potato Fries

      Crispy and flavorful fries made from sweet potatoes, a delightful twist on a classic favorite, tossed in cinnamon sugar.
      $7.00
    • Side Salad

      Mixed greens with a choice of dressings: ranch, bleu cheese, chipotle ranch, creamy cilantro lime, Italian, balsamic, or oil & red wine vinegar.
      $8.50
    • Seasonal Veggies

      $7.00
    • Rice Pilaf

      Fluffy, seasoned rice with aromatic herbs and vibrant mix of vegetables.
      $6.00
    • Home Fries

      Crispy, golden potatoes lightly seasoned, perfect for a comforting, homestyle side dish.
      $7.50
    • Mac N Cheese

      $7.00
    • Kettle Chips

      $7.00
    • Side Ranch

      A 2 oz serving of our house-made ranch
      $1.50
    • Side Bleu Cheese

      A 2 oz serving of our house-made bleu cheese
      $1.50
    • Side Beer Cheese 4 Oz

      $5.00
  • Clean Getaways

    • The Gambino Family Cheesecake

      New York style cheesecake, drizzled with a chocolate & whiskey caramel sauce.
      $10.00
    • The Bootlegger Brownie

      Fresh, warm brownies, topped with vanilla ice cream, drizzled with chocolate & whiskey caramel sauces, chopped pecans, whipped cream & a maraschino cherry.
      $11.00
    • Beignet Bites

      Five pieces of flakey fried dough. Finished with powdered sugar & vanilla glaze.
      $11.00
    • Key-Lime Crime

      Key lime pie topped with fresh limes and whipped cream.
      $10.00
  • Drinks

    • Fountain Soda

      Fountain soda with choice of coke, diet coke, lemonade, dr. pepper, rootbeer, sprite
      $3.95
    • Milk

      White or chocolate
      $3.99
    • Juice

      Choice of cranberry, Pineapple, Orange Juice
      $3.99
    • Redbull

      Invigorating Energy Surge: The Classic Red Bull Experience
      $5.00
    • Iced Tea

      Sweet or Unsweet
      $3.95
  • Small Plates

    • Avocado Toast

      Topped with an egg, olive oil drizzle and garnished with red pepper flakes
      $10.00
    • Biscuits & Gravy

      Two freshly baked buttermilk biscuits covered in homemade country sausage gravy
      $10.00
    • Beignet Bites

      Five pieces of flaky fried dough. Finished with powdered sugar & vanilla glaze
      $10.00
    • In A Pickle

      Pickles fried to a perfect golden brown and served with house made ranch
      $10.00
    • Motherloaded Fries

      Crispy fries loaded down with our beer cheese sauce, crispy bacon, fresh jalapeños, and scallions. Finished with garlic aioli
      $13.00
  • Small Plates

    • Pimento Cheese Biscuits

      House made pimento cheese + local honey
      $11.00
    • Blue Crab Beignets

      Lump Blue Crab, white remoulade
      $18.00
    • Crispy Brussel Sprouts

      Pickled red onions, balsamic fig reduction, sumac
      $12.00
    • Brunch Tots

      White sausage gravy, cheddar cheese + green onion
      $13.00
  • Kiddos

    • Waffle

      Traditional waffle topped with whipped cream and chocolate
      $9.00
    • Baby Face Burgers

      2 oz sliders, American cheese & fixings on the side, served with fries
      $10.00
    • Scrambled Eggs

      Mixed with cheese and served with toast
      $9.00
  • Mains

    • Belgian Waffle

      Powdered sugar, fresh fruit. Warm syrup served on side
      $14.00
    • Casa De Rizo Tacos

      3 warm flour tortillas filled with egg, bacon, fried potatoes, cheddar cheese and house chipotle sauce
      $14.00
    • Crooked Tale Platter

      Two eggs bacon, home fried potatoes and seasonal fruit
      $13.00
    • Hangover Bowl

      Your choice fried crispy potatoes or gouda grits, topped with conecuh sausage, cheddar cheese, and an over easy egg, salsa served on side
      $14.00
    • The Hangover Burger

      Topped with crispy hash browns, over easy egg, thick sliced bacon & american cheese. served on a bed of lettuce, tomato & onion with a brioche bun.
      $16.00
    • Bourbon Maple Bacon Chicken & Waffles

      Crispy tenders tossed in our signature bourbon maple bacon sauce over a warm Belgian waffle. Served with fresh fruit on the side
      $16.00
    • 50/50 Burger

      Breakfast sausage, ground beef, bacon, American cheese + hollandaise. Served with grits or potatoes
      $15.00
    • Eggs Benedict

      Canadian bacon, poached egg + hollandaise on top of your choice of English muffin or biscuit
      $15.00
    • Lumberjack Omelet

      Slow roasted pulled pork, red and green peppers, onions, cheddar cheese. Fresh fruit on the side
      $14.00
  • More Mains

    • Breakfast Burrito

      Choice of breakfast sausage or chorizo, eggs, black bean salsa, cheddar, potatoes
      $15.00
    • Steak + Eggs

      6 oz Ribeye with chipotle roasted garlic compound + two eggs
      $18.00
    • Tasso Cream Shrimp & Grits

      Cajun style tasso cream sauce, blackened shrimp + aged cheddar cheese grits
      $21.00
    • Layered French Toast

      Brioche toast, sweetened cream cheese, berry compote + served with bacon
      $15.50
    • Crab Benedict

      Lump blue crab cake, poached egg, tasso hollandaise on top of your choice of English muffin or biscuit
      $21.00
    • French Toast Monte Cristo

      Smoked ham, Swiss cheese + strawberry rhubarb jam between crispy French toast + topped with an over medium egg
      $16.00
    • Bagel Mac

      Diced Ribeye, American cheese, red eye onion jam, fresh arugula, over medium egg + cracked black pepper whipped cream on a toasted bagel
      $16.00
  • Wings

    • 6 Pcs

      6 pieces of Chicken Wings. Choice of Teriyaki, Bourbon, Maple Bacon, Mild, Deano's Dynamite, Garlic Parmesan, Spicy Korean, or Dons Burn.
    • 12 Pcs

      12 pieces chicken wings with a choice of Teriyaki, Bourbon, Maple Bacon, Mild, or spicy options including Deano's Dynamite, Spicy Korean, and Don's Burn.
  • Sides

    • Breakfast Potatoes

      Crispy skillet-fried potatoes, seasoned to perfection, ideal breakfast side.
      $6.00
    • Two Eggs

      $4.50
    • Bacon

      Crispy thick-cut, smoked to perfection.
      $5.00
    • Biscuit

      Light, flaky pastry, perfect for breakfast or a warm snack.
      $3.00
    • Bagel

      Classic breakfast favorite with a chewy texture, perfect for a delightful start to your day.
      $3.00
    • English Muffin

      Freshly Baked, Classic English Muffin - Crispy on the Outside, Fluffy Inside
      $3.50
    • Gouda Grits

      $6.50
  • Boozy Drinks

    • Irish Coffee

      Our house brew served hot with jameson, Irish cream and whipped cream topping
      $8.95

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