Our most frequently ordered and highly rated selections.
12 Pieces Wings
12 pieces chicken wings with a choice of one dressing and one sauce. Dressing options include ranch variations and Italian-inspired. Sauce choices range from teriyaki to spicy Korean.
$19.00
The Joe Schmo
Topped with American cheese, lettuce, tomato & onion.
$16.00
The Motherload-ed Fries
Crispy fries loaded down with our beer cheese sauce, crispy bacon, fresh jalapeños, and scallions. Finished with garlic aioli.
$15.00
Penne Chicken or Shrimp Alfredo
Rich and creamy Alfredo sauce made in house with your choice of grilled or blackened chicken or shrimp.
$18.00
The Hangover
Topped with crispy shoestring potatoes, an over easy egg, thick sliced bacon. & American cheese. Served on a bed of lettuce, tomato & onion with a brioche bun.
$17.00
Bogart Bombers
Fresh jalapeños stuffed with a cheddar & cream cheese mix, wrapped in bacon, and topped with crispy breadcrumbs.
$14.00
Mozzarella Sticks
Five lightly breaded cheese sticks drizzled with garlic butter and topped with parmesan cheese and parsley. Served with warm marinara on the side.
$10.00
Beignet Bites
Five pieces of flakey fried dough. Finished with powdered sugar & vanilla glaze.
$11.00
Home Fries
Crispy, golden potatoes lightly seasoned, perfect for a comforting, homestyle side dish.
$7.50
6 Pieces Wings
Chicken wings, 6 pieces, choice of dressings: ranch to balsamic, and sauces ranging from teriyaki to "don's burn notice".
$12.50
Drinks
Fountain Soda
Fountain soda with choice of Coke, Diet Coke, Lemonade, Dr. Pepper, Rootbeer, Sprite
$3.69
Iced Tea
Iced tea is available in sweet, unsweet, or half-sweet-half-unsweet options.
$3.69
Milk
Fresh, cold, and creamy whole milk.
$3.99
Redbull
Invigorating Energy Surge: The Classic Red Bull Experience
$5.00
Lunch Menu
Wrapped Up
Grilled Chicken, lettuce, tomato, onion, chipotle aioli mayo, and Monterrey cheese wrapped in a flour tortilla. Served with French Fries.
$14.00
Reject Burger
Smash Patty, American Cheese, pickled red onion, and chipotle aioli with a cheese-crusted bun, served with French fries.
$15.00
Crooked Bird Bowl
Grilled Chicken, rice, black beans, lettuce, pico de Gallo, and Monterey cheese topped with cilantro lime aioli and served in a fried tortilla bowl
$13.00
Mother-Loaded Dog
Conecuh Sausage link, smothered in beer cheese, house-made onion jam, bacon bits, and topped with jalapeños on a hoagie and served with French Fries.
$14.00
Pig Mac Sandwich
Pulled Pork, white cheddar Mac & cheese, pimento cheese, chipotle aioli, and pickled red onion on Texas Toast. Served with French Fries.
$16.00
Dinner Specials
Blackened Red Fish
Blackened Redfish served over buttery rice and topped with gumbo jus and corn maq-choux
$28.00
Small Jobs
Bogart Bombers
Fresh jalapeños stuffed with a cheddar & cream cheese mix, wrapped in bacon, and topped with crispy breadcrumbs.
$14.00
The Motherload-ed Fries
Crispy fries loaded down with our beer cheese sauce, crispy bacon, fresh jalapeños, and scallions. Finished with garlic aioli.
$15.00
In a Pickle
House made pickles fried to a perfect golden brown and served with a spicy remoulade for dipping.
$9.50
Mozzarella Sticks
Five lightly breaded cheese sticks drizzled with garlic butter and topped with parmesan cheese and parsley. Served with warm marinara on the side.
$10.00
Stool Pigeon Minis
Three fried chicken sliders topped with swiss cheese, buffalo sauce, served on toasted brioche buns.
$15.00
The Chicken Man Quesadilla
Grilled chicken quesadilla with shredded cheese, jalapeños, sautéed onions and red peppers. Served with pico & sour cream.
$16.00
Pretzel Shanks
Three generous sized pretzel spears halved & served with our house made beer cheese dipping sauce.
$14.00
Chips + Salsa
$8.00
Crispy Brussel Sprouts
Topped with a balsamic reduction and pickled red onion
$13.00
Fried Mushrooms
Hand breaded mushrooms fried to a golden brown and topped with parmesan cheese and garlic aioli.
$12.00
Lucky's Greens
Choices of dressings include: ranch, bleu cheese, chipotle ranch, creamy cilantro lime, italian, balsamic vinegar, and oil & red wine vinegar.
The Mob Cobb
Spring greens, bleu cheese crumbles, applewood smoked bacon, tomatoes, hard boiled egg, fresh cut avocado and topped with pecans. Served with your choice of dressing. Chicken + $4, Shrimp + $5, Ribeye +$7
$14.00
The Crooked Tale House Salad
Mixed greens topped with tomatoes, shredded cheddar cheese, craisins, bacon and red onions. Served with your choice of dressing. Chicken +$4, Shrimp + $5, Ribeye + $7
$12.00
Bugsy's Burgers & Sandies
The Joe Schmo
Topped with American cheese, lettuce, tomato & onion.
$16.00
The Stool Pigeon
A generous size chicken breast served grilled or fried, tossed in our spicy garlic buffalo sauce, and topped with swiss cheese. Served with lettuce, tomato & red onion on the side.
$16.00
The Meat Wagon
8 oz patty topped with thick sliced bacon, ham & pulled pork. Slathered with our house beer cheese and finished off with caramelized onion jam, garlic aioli. All on a toasted bun.
$17.00
Rhapsody in Bleu
Blackened burger patty topped with caramelized onions & bleu cheese crumbles. Served on a bed of lettuce and tomato with a brioche bun.
$16.00
The MOBLT
A BLT on Texas toast served with a mountain of bacon, lettuce & tomato and topped with a cilantro lime mayo & avocado.
$15.00
The Hangover
Topped with crispy shoestring potatoes, an over easy egg, thick sliced bacon. & American cheese. Served on a bed of lettuce, tomato & onion with a brioche bun.
$17.00
Border Bound
8 oz patty seasoned with taco seasoning, topped with fried tortilla strips, cilantro lime mayo, pepper jack cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion, jalapeños & guacamole.
$16.00
The Godfather Steak Sandwich
Sliced USDA Angus cut ribeye cooked to preference, topped with Monterey jack cheese, red & green peppers, and house caramelized onion. Served on a hoagie with a horseradish cream sauce on the side.
$21.00
Big Al Capone's Belly Buster
Two 8 oz patties, four thick cut slices of applewood smoked bacon, six slices of American and cheddar cheese, garlic aioli, on a bed of lettuce, tomato, and onion jam. Served on a toasted brioche bun.
$23.00
The Main Heist
Bye Bye Blackened Bird
A generous portion of grilled blackened chicken breast, served on a bed of rice pilaf, seasoned with our house Mediterranean seasonings. Served with your choice of side.
$17.00
Sammy the Bull's Ribeye
12 oz of USDA Angus cut ribeye, seasoned & grilled to preference. Topped with a bordelaise butter. Served with your choice of two sides. Add 6 shrimp for an additional charge.
$27.00
Flying Dutchman's Fish Tacos (3)
Blackened mahi filets, topped with lettuce, tomato, red onion and avocado. Served with our fresh cilantro lime mayo on warm tortillas with a side of rice pilaf.
$17.00
Penne Chicken or Shrimp Alfredo
Rich and creamy Alfredo sauce made in house with your choice of grilled or blackened chicken or shrimp.
$18.00
Siegel Shrimp Dinner
Blackened, grilled or fried shrimp. Served with chipotle tartar and cocktail sauce with your choice of two sides.
$18.00
Wings
All wings come in quantities of 6 or 12 and served with your choice of sauce. Flavors include: teriyaki, bourbon maple bacon, mild, deano's dynamite garlic parm, spicy Korean & the don's burn notice. Add celery and carrots for an additional charge.
6 Pieces Wings
Chicken wings, 6 pieces, choice of dressings: ranch to balsamic, and sauces ranging from teriyaki to "don's burn notice".
$12.50
12 Pieces Wings
12 pieces chicken wings with a choice of one dressing and one sauce. Dressing options include ranch variations and Italian-inspired. Sauce choices range from teriyaki to spicy Korean.
$19.00
Empire Heirs
The Double Decker Ham & Cheese
Ham, with cheddar & American cheese, grilled on Texas toast. Served with one small side.
$10.00
Grilled Chicken
Grilled chicken breast served with one small sides.
$9.50
Chicken Tenders
Two chicken tenders served with fries.
$9.50
Baby Face Burgers (2)
2 oz sliders, with American cheese & fixings on the side. Served with fries.
$10.00
Kid Mac N Cheese
Our 4-cheese made in house, topped with toasted breadcrumbs. Served with one small side.
$10.00
Side Jobs + Extras
Soup of the Day
Chef's choice soup, made fresh daily with the finest ingredients.
$6.50
Sweet Potato Fries
Crispy and flavorful fries made from sweet potatoes, a delightful twist on a classic favorite, tossed in cinnamon sugar.
$7.00
Side Salad
Mixed greens with a choice of dressings: ranch, bleu cheese, chipotle ranch, creamy cilantro lime, Italian, balsamic, or oil & red wine vinegar.
$8.50
Seasonal Veggies
$7.00
Rice Pilaf
Fluffy, seasoned rice with aromatic herbs and vibrant mix of vegetables.
$6.00
Home Fries
Crispy, golden potatoes lightly seasoned, perfect for a comforting, homestyle side dish.
$7.50
Mac N Cheese
$7.00
Kettle Chips
$7.00
Side Ranch
A 2 oz serving of our house-made ranch
$1.50
Side Bleu Cheese
A 2 oz serving of our house-made bleu cheese
$1.50
Side Beer Cheese 4 oz
$5.00
Clean Getaways
The Gambino Family Cheesecake
New York style cheesecake, drizzled with a chocolate & whiskey caramel sauce.
$10.00
The Bootlegger Brownie
Fresh, warm brownies, topped with vanilla ice cream, drizzled with chocolate & whiskey caramel sauces, chopped pecans, whipped cream & a maraschino cherry.
$11.00
Beignet Bites
Five pieces of flakey fried dough. Finished with powdered sugar & vanilla glaze.
$11.00
Key-lime Crime
Key lime pie topped with fresh limes and whipped cream.