Crooked Tale Gastropub Menu

5206 S Ferdon Blvd, Crestview, FL 32536

Customer Favorites Drinks Lunch Menu Dinner Specials Small Jobs Lucky's Greens Bugsy's Burgers & Sandies The Main Heist Wings Empire Heirs Side Jobs + Extras Clean Getaways

Customer Favorites
Our most frequently ordered and highly rated selections.
- 12 Pieces Wings
  12 pieces chicken wings with a choice of one dressing and one sauce. Dressing options include ranch variations and Italian-inspired. Sauce choices range from teriyaki to spicy Korean.
  $19.00
- The Joe Schmo
  Topped with American cheese, lettuce, tomato & onion.
  $16.00
- The Motherload-ed Fries
  Crispy fries loaded down with our beer cheese sauce, crispy bacon, fresh jalapeños, and scallions. Finished with garlic aioli.
  $15.00
- Penne Chicken or Shrimp Alfredo
  Rich and creamy Alfredo sauce made in house with your choice of grilled or blackened chicken or shrimp.
  $18.00
- The Hangover
  Topped with crispy shoestring potatoes, an over easy egg, thick sliced bacon. & American cheese. Served on a bed of lettuce, tomato & onion with a brioche bun.
  $17.00
- Bogart Bombers
  Fresh jalapeños stuffed with a cheddar & cream cheese mix, wrapped in bacon, and topped with crispy breadcrumbs.
  $14.00
- Mozzarella Sticks
  Five lightly breaded cheese sticks drizzled with garlic butter and topped with parmesan cheese and parsley. Served with warm marinara on the side.
  $10.00
- Beignet Bites
  Five pieces of flakey fried dough. Finished with powdered sugar & vanilla glaze.
  $11.00
- Home Fries
  Crispy, golden potatoes lightly seasoned, perfect for a comforting, homestyle side dish.
  $7.50
- 6 Pieces Wings
  Chicken wings, 6 pieces, choice of dressings: ranch to balsamic, and sauces ranging from teriyaki to "don's burn notice".
  $12.50
Drinks
- Fountain Soda
  Fountain soda with choice of Coke, Diet Coke, Lemonade, Dr. Pepper, Rootbeer, Sprite
  $3.69
- Iced Tea
  Iced tea is available in sweet, unsweet, or half-sweet-half-unsweet options.
  $3.69
- Milk
  Fresh, cold, and creamy whole milk.
  $3.99
- Redbull
  Invigorating Energy Surge: The Classic Red Bull Experience
  $5.00
Lunch Menu
- Wrapped Up
  Grilled Chicken, lettuce, tomato, onion, chipotle aioli mayo, and Monterrey cheese wrapped in a flour tortilla. Served with French Fries.
  $14.00
- Reject Burger
  Smash Patty, American Cheese, pickled red onion, and chipotle aioli with a cheese-crusted bun, served with French fries.
  $15.00
- Crooked Bird Bowl
  Grilled Chicken, rice, black beans, lettuce, pico de Gallo, and Monterey cheese topped with cilantro lime aioli and served in a fried tortilla bowl
  $13.00
- Mother-Loaded Dog
  Conecuh Sausage link, smothered in beer cheese, house-made onion jam, bacon bits, and topped with jalapeños on a hoagie and served with French Fries.
  $14.00
- Pig Mac Sandwich
  Pulled Pork, white cheddar Mac & cheese, pimento cheese, chipotle aioli, and pickled red onion on Texas Toast. Served with French Fries.
  $16.00
Dinner Specials
- Blackened Red Fish
  Blackened Redfish served over buttery rice and topped with gumbo jus and corn maq-choux
  $28.00
Small Jobs
- Bogart Bombers
  Fresh jalapeños stuffed with a cheddar & cream cheese mix, wrapped in bacon, and topped with crispy breadcrumbs.
  $14.00
- The Motherload-ed Fries
  Crispy fries loaded down with our beer cheese sauce, crispy bacon, fresh jalapeños, and scallions. Finished with garlic aioli.
  $15.00
- In a Pickle
  House made pickles fried to a perfect golden brown and served with a spicy remoulade for dipping.
  $9.50
- Mozzarella Sticks
  Five lightly breaded cheese sticks drizzled with garlic butter and topped with parmesan cheese and parsley. Served with warm marinara on the side.
  $10.00
- Stool Pigeon Minis
  Three fried chicken sliders topped with swiss cheese, buffalo sauce, served on toasted brioche buns.
  $15.00
- The Chicken Man Quesadilla
  Grilled chicken quesadilla with shredded cheese, jalapeños, sautéed onions and red peppers. Served with pico & sour cream.
  $16.00
- Pretzel Shanks
  Three generous sized pretzel spears halved & served with our house made beer cheese dipping sauce.
  $14.00
- Chips + Salsa
  $8.00
- Crispy Brussel Sprouts
  Topped with a balsamic reduction and pickled red onion
  $13.00
- Fried Mushrooms
  Hand breaded mushrooms fried to a golden brown and topped with parmesan cheese and garlic aioli.
  $12.00
Lucky's Greens
Choices of dressings include: ranch, bleu cheese, chipotle ranch, creamy cilantro lime, italian, balsamic vinegar, and oil & red wine vinegar.
- The Mob Cobb
  Spring greens, bleu cheese crumbles, applewood smoked bacon, tomatoes, hard boiled egg, fresh cut avocado and topped with pecans. Served with your choice of dressing. Chicken + $4, Shrimp + $5, Ribeye +$7
  $14.00
- The Crooked Tale House Salad
  Mixed greens topped with tomatoes, shredded cheddar cheese, craisins, bacon and red onions. Served with your choice of dressing. Chicken +$4, Shrimp + $5, Ribeye + $7
  $12.00
Bugsy's Burgers & Sandies
- The Joe Schmo
  Topped with American cheese, lettuce, tomato & onion.
  $16.00
- The Stool Pigeon
  A generous size chicken breast served grilled or fried, tossed in our spicy garlic buffalo sauce, and topped with swiss cheese. Served with lettuce, tomato & red onion on the side.
  $16.00
- The Meat Wagon
  8 oz patty topped with thick sliced bacon, ham & pulled pork. Slathered with our house beer cheese and finished off with caramelized onion jam, garlic aioli. All on a toasted bun.
  $17.00
- Rhapsody in Bleu
  Blackened burger patty topped with caramelized onions & bleu cheese crumbles. Served on a bed of lettuce and tomato with a brioche bun.
  $16.00
- The MOBLT
  A BLT on Texas toast served with a mountain of bacon, lettuce & tomato and topped with a cilantro lime mayo & avocado.
  $15.00
- The Hangover
  Topped with crispy shoestring potatoes, an over easy egg, thick sliced bacon. & American cheese. Served on a bed of lettuce, tomato & onion with a brioche bun.
  $17.00
- Border Bound
  8 oz patty seasoned with taco seasoning, topped with fried tortilla strips, cilantro lime mayo, pepper jack cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion, jalapeños & guacamole.
  $16.00
- The Godfather Steak Sandwich
  Sliced USDA Angus cut ribeye cooked to preference, topped with Monterey jack cheese, red & green peppers, and house caramelized onion. Served on a hoagie with a horseradish cream sauce on the side.
  $21.00
- Big Al Capone's Belly Buster
  Two 8 oz patties, four thick cut slices of applewood smoked bacon, six slices of American and cheddar cheese, garlic aioli, on a bed of lettuce, tomato, and onion jam. Served on a toasted brioche bun.
  $23.00
The Main Heist
- Bye Bye Blackened Bird
  A generous portion of grilled blackened chicken breast, served on a bed of rice pilaf, seasoned with our house Mediterranean seasonings. Served with your choice of side.
  $17.00
- Sammy the Bull's Ribeye
  12 oz of USDA Angus cut ribeye, seasoned & grilled to preference. Topped with a bordelaise butter. Served with your choice of two sides. Add 6 shrimp for an additional charge.
  $27.00
- Flying Dutchman's Fish Tacos (3)
  Blackened mahi filets, topped with lettuce, tomato, red onion and avocado. Served with our fresh cilantro lime mayo on warm tortillas with a side of rice pilaf.
  $17.00
- Penne Chicken or Shrimp Alfredo
  Rich and creamy Alfredo sauce made in house with your choice of grilled or blackened chicken or shrimp.
  $18.00
- Siegel Shrimp Dinner
  Blackened, grilled or fried shrimp. Served with chipotle tartar and cocktail sauce with your choice of two sides.
  $18.00
Wings
All wings come in quantities of 6 or 12 and served with your choice of sauce. Flavors include: teriyaki, bourbon maple bacon, mild, deano's dynamite garlic parm, spicy Korean & the don's burn notice. Add celery and carrots for an additional charge.
- 6 Pieces Wings
  Chicken wings, 6 pieces, choice of dressings: ranch to balsamic, and sauces ranging from teriyaki to "don's burn notice".
  $12.50
- 12 Pieces Wings
  12 pieces chicken wings with a choice of one dressing and one sauce. Dressing options include ranch variations and Italian-inspired. Sauce choices range from teriyaki to spicy Korean.
  $19.00
Empire Heirs
- The Double Decker Ham & Cheese
  Ham, with cheddar & American cheese, grilled on Texas toast. Served with one small side.
  $10.00
- Grilled Chicken
  Grilled chicken breast served with one small sides.
  $9.50
- Chicken Tenders
  Two chicken tenders served with fries.
  $9.50
- Baby Face Burgers (2)
  2 oz sliders, with American cheese & fixings on the side. Served with fries.
  $10.00
- Kid Mac N Cheese
  Our 4-cheese made in house, topped with toasted breadcrumbs. Served with one small side.
  $10.00
Side Jobs + Extras
- Soup of the Day
  Chef's choice soup, made fresh daily with the finest ingredients.
  $6.50
- Sweet Potato Fries
  Crispy and flavorful fries made from sweet potatoes, a delightful twist on a classic favorite, tossed in cinnamon sugar.
  $7.00
- Side Salad
  Mixed greens with a choice of dressings: ranch, bleu cheese, chipotle ranch, creamy cilantro lime, Italian, balsamic, or oil & red wine vinegar.
  $8.50
- Seasonal Veggies
  $7.00
- Rice Pilaf
  Fluffy, seasoned rice with aromatic herbs and vibrant mix of vegetables.
  $6.00
- Home Fries
  Crispy, golden potatoes lightly seasoned, perfect for a comforting, homestyle side dish.
  $7.50
- Mac N Cheese
  $7.00
- Kettle Chips
  $7.00
- Side Ranch
  A 2 oz serving of our house-made ranch
  $1.50
- Side Bleu Cheese
  A 2 oz serving of our house-made bleu cheese
  $1.50
- Side Beer Cheese 4 oz
  $5.00
Clean Getaways
- The Gambino Family Cheesecake
  New York style cheesecake, drizzled with a chocolate & whiskey caramel sauce.
  $10.00
- The Bootlegger Brownie
  Fresh, warm brownies, topped with vanilla ice cream, drizzled with chocolate & whiskey caramel sauces, chopped pecans, whipped cream & a maraschino cherry.
  $11.00
- Beignet Bites
  Five pieces of flakey fried dough. Finished with powdered sugar & vanilla glaze.
  $11.00
- Key-lime Crime
  Key lime pie topped with fresh limes and whipped cream.
  $10.00