Fountain soda with choice of Coke, Diet Coke, Lemonade, Dr. Pepper, Rootbeer, Sprite
$3.69
Iced Tea
Iced tea is available in sweet, unsweet, or half-sweet-half-unsweet options.
$3.69
Milk
Fresh, cold, and creamy whole milk.
$3.99
Redbull
Invigorating Energy Surge: The Classic Red Bull Experience
$5.00
Lunch Menu
Wrapped Up
Grilled Chicken, lettuce, tomato, onion, chipotle aioli mayo, and Monterrey cheese wrapped in a flour tortilla. Served with French Fries.
$14.00
Reject Burger
Smash Patty, American Cheese, pickled red onion, and chipotle aioli with a cheese-crusted bun, served with French fries.
$15.00
Crooked Bird Bowl
Grilled Chicken, rice, black beans, lettuce, pico de Gallo, and Monterey cheese topped with cilantro lime aioli and served in a fried tortilla bowl
$13.00
Mother-Loaded Dog
Conecuh Sausage link, smothered in beer cheese, house-made onion jam, bacon bits, and topped with jalapeños on a hoagie and served with French Fries.
$14.00
Pig Mac Sandwich
Pulled Pork, white cheddar Mac & cheese, pimento cheese, chipotle aioli, and pickled red onion on Texas Toast. Served with French Fries.
$16.00
Dinner Specials
Blackened Red Fish
Blackened Redfish served over buttery rice and topped with gumbo jus and corn maq-choux
$28.00
Small Jobs
Bogart Bombers
Fresh jalapeños stuffed with a cheddar & cream cheese mix, wrapped in bacon, and topped with crispy breadcrumbs.
$14.00
The Motherload-Ed Fries
Crispy fries loaded down with our beer cheese sauce, crispy bacon, fresh jalapeños, and scallions. Finished with garlic aioli.
$15.00
In A Pickle
House made pickles fried to a perfect golden brown and served with a spicy remoulade for dipping.
$9.50
Mozzarella Sticks
Five lightly breaded cheese sticks drizzled with garlic butter and topped with parmesan cheese and parsley. Served with warm marinara on the side.
$10.00
Stool Pigeon Minis
Three fried chicken sliders topped with swiss cheese, buffalo sauce, served on toasted brioche buns.
$15.00
The Chicken Man Quesadilla
Grilled chicken quesadilla with shredded cheese, jalapeños, sautéed onions and red peppers. Served with pico & sour cream.
$16.00
Pretzel Shanks
Three generous sized pretzel spears halved & served with our house made beer cheese dipping sauce.
$14.00
Chips + Salsa
$8.00
Crispy Brussel Sprouts
Topped with a balsamic reduction and pickled red onion
$13.00
Fried Mushrooms
Hand breaded mushrooms fried to a golden brown and topped with parmesan cheese and garlic aioli.
$12.00
Lucky's Greens
The Mob Cobb
Spring greens, bleu cheese crumbles, applewood smoked bacon, tomatoes, hard boiled egg, fresh cut avocado and topped with pecans. Served with your choice of dressing. Chicken + $4, Shrimp + $5, Ribeye +$7
$14.00
The Crooked Tale House Salad
Mixed greens topped with tomatoes, shredded cheddar cheese, craisins, bacon and red onions. Served with your choice of dressing. Chicken +$4, Shrimp + $5, Ribeye + $7
$12.00
Bugsy's Burgers & Sandies
The Joe Schmo
Topped with American cheese, lettuce, tomato & onion.
The Stool Pigeon
A generous size chicken breast served grilled or fried, tossed in our spicy garlic buffalo sauce, and topped with swiss cheese. Served with lettuce, tomato & red onion on the side.
The Meat Wagon
8 oz patty topped with thick sliced bacon, ham & pulled pork. Slathered with our house beer cheese and finished off with caramelized onion jam, garlic aioli. All on a toasted bun.
Rhapsody In Bleu
Blackened burger patty topped with caramelized onions & bleu cheese crumbles. Served on a bed of lettuce and tomato with a brioche bun.
The MOBLT
A BLT on Texas toast served with a mountain of bacon, lettuce & tomato and topped with a cilantro lime mayo & avocado.
The Hangover
Topped with crispy shoestring potatoes, an over easy egg, thick sliced bacon. & American cheese. Served on a bed of lettuce, tomato & onion with a brioche bun.
Border Bound
8 oz patty seasoned with taco seasoning, topped with fried tortilla strips, cilantro lime mayo, pepper jack cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion, jalapeños & guacamole.
The Godfather Steak Sandwich
Sliced USDA Angus cut ribeye cooked to preference, topped with Monterey jack cheese, red & green peppers, and house caramelized onion. Served on a hoagie with a horseradish cream sauce on the side.
Big Al Capone's Belly Buster
Two 8 oz patties, four thick cut slices of applewood smoked bacon, six slices of American and cheddar cheese, garlic aioli, on a bed of lettuce, tomato, and onion jam. Served on a toasted brioche bun.
$23.00
The Main Heist
Bye Bye Blackened Bird
A generous portion of grilled blackened chicken breast, served on a bed of rice pilaf, seasoned with our house Mediterranean seasonings. Served with your choice of side.
$17.00
Sammy The Bull's Ribeye
12 oz of USDA Angus cut ribeye, seasoned & grilled to preference. Topped with a bordelaise butter. Served with your choice of two sides. Add 6 shrimp for an additional charge.
Flying Dutchman's Fish Tacos (3)
Blackened mahi filets, topped with lettuce, tomato, red onion and avocado. Served with our fresh cilantro lime mayo on warm tortillas with a side of rice pilaf.
$17.00
Penne Chicken Or Shrimp Alfredo
Rich and creamy Alfredo sauce made in house with your choice of grilled or blackened chicken or shrimp.
$18.00
Siegel Shrimp Dinner
Blackened, grilled or fried shrimp. Served with chipotle tartar and cocktail sauce with your choice of two sides.
$18.00
Wings
6 Pieces Wings
Chicken wings, 6 pieces, choice of dressings: ranch to balsamic, and sauces ranging from teriyaki to "don's burn notice".
12 Pieces Wings
12 pieces chicken wings with a choice of one dressing and one sauce. Dressing options include ranch variations and Italian-inspired. Sauce choices range from teriyaki to spicy Korean.
Empire Heirs
The Double Decker Ham & Cheese
Ham, with cheddar & American cheese, grilled on Texas toast. Served with one small side.
$10.00
Grilled Chicken
Grilled chicken breast served with one small sides.
$9.50
Chicken Tenders
Two chicken tenders served with fries.
$9.50
Baby Face Burgers (2)
2 oz sliders, with American cheese & fixings on the side. Served with fries.
$10.00
Kid Mac N Cheese
Our 4-cheese made in house, topped with toasted breadcrumbs. Served with one small side.
$10.00
Side Jobs + Extras
Soup Of The Day
Chef's choice soup, made fresh daily with the finest ingredients.
$6.50
Sweet Potato Fries
Crispy and flavorful fries made from sweet potatoes, a delightful twist on a classic favorite, tossed in cinnamon sugar.
$7.00
Side Salad
Mixed greens with a choice of dressings: ranch, bleu cheese, chipotle ranch, creamy cilantro lime, Italian, balsamic, or oil & red wine vinegar.
$8.50
Seasonal Veggies
$7.00
Rice Pilaf
Fluffy, seasoned rice with aromatic herbs and vibrant mix of vegetables.
$6.00
Home Fries
Crispy, golden potatoes lightly seasoned, perfect for a comforting, homestyle side dish.
$7.50
Mac N Cheese
$7.00
Kettle Chips
$7.00
Side Ranch
A 2 oz serving of our house-made ranch
$1.50
Side Bleu Cheese
A 2 oz serving of our house-made bleu cheese
$1.50
Side Beer Cheese 4 Oz
$5.00
Clean Getaways
The Gambino Family Cheesecake
New York style cheesecake, drizzled with a chocolate & whiskey caramel sauce.
$10.00
The Bootlegger Brownie
Fresh, warm brownies, topped with vanilla ice cream, drizzled with chocolate & whiskey caramel sauces, chopped pecans, whipped cream & a maraschino cherry.
$11.00
Beignet Bites
Five pieces of flakey fried dough. Finished with powdered sugar & vanilla glaze.
$11.00
Key-Lime Crime
Key lime pie topped with fresh limes and whipped cream.
$10.00
Drinks
Fountain Soda
Fountain soda with choice of coke, diet coke, lemonade, dr. pepper, rootbeer, sprite
$3.95
Milk
White or chocolate
$3.99
Juice
Choice of cranberry, Pineapple, Orange Juice
$3.99
Redbull
Invigorating Energy Surge: The Classic Red Bull Experience
$5.00
Iced Tea
Sweet or Unsweet
$3.95
Small Plates
Avocado Toast
Topped with an egg, olive oil drizzle and garnished with red pepper flakes
$10.00
Biscuits & Gravy
Two freshly baked buttermilk biscuits covered in homemade country sausage gravy
$10.00
Beignet Bites
Five pieces of flaky fried dough. Finished with powdered sugar & vanilla glaze
$10.00
In A Pickle
Pickles fried to a perfect golden brown and served with house made ranch
$10.00
Motherloaded Fries
Crispy fries loaded down with our beer cheese sauce, crispy bacon, fresh jalapeños, and scallions. Finished with garlic aioli
$13.00
Small Plates
Pimento Cheese Biscuits
House made pimento cheese + local honey
$11.00
Blue Crab Beignets
Lump Blue Crab, white remoulade
$18.00
Crispy Brussel Sprouts
Pickled red onions, balsamic fig reduction, sumac
$12.00
Brunch Tots
White sausage gravy, cheddar cheese + green onion
$13.00
Kiddos
Waffle
Traditional waffle topped with whipped cream and chocolate
$9.00
Baby Face Burgers
2 oz sliders, American cheese & fixings on the side, served with fries
$10.00
Scrambled Eggs
Mixed with cheese and served with toast
$9.00
Mains
Belgian Waffle
Powdered sugar, fresh fruit. Warm syrup served on side
$14.00
Casa De Rizo Tacos
3 warm flour tortillas filled with egg, bacon, fried potatoes, cheddar cheese and house chipotle sauce
$14.00
Crooked Tale Platter
Two eggs bacon, home fried potatoes and seasonal fruit
$13.00
Hangover Bowl
Your choice fried crispy potatoes or gouda grits, topped with conecuh sausage, cheddar cheese, and an over easy egg, salsa served on side
$14.00
The Hangover Burger
Topped with crispy hash browns, over easy egg, thick sliced bacon & american cheese. served on a bed of lettuce, tomato & onion with a brioche bun.
$16.00
Bourbon Maple Bacon Chicken & Waffles
Crispy tenders tossed in our signature bourbon maple bacon sauce over a warm Belgian waffle. Served with fresh fruit on the side
$16.00
50/50 Burger
Breakfast sausage, ground beef, bacon, American cheese + hollandaise. Served with grits or potatoes
$15.00
Eggs Benedict
Canadian bacon, poached egg + hollandaise on top of your choice of English muffin or biscuit
$15.00
Lumberjack Omelet
Slow roasted pulled pork, red and green peppers, onions, cheddar cheese. Fresh fruit on the side
$14.00
More Mains
Breakfast Burrito
Choice of breakfast sausage or chorizo, eggs, black bean salsa, cheddar, potatoes
$15.00
Steak + Eggs
6 oz Ribeye with chipotle roasted garlic compound + two eggs
Brioche toast, sweetened cream cheese, berry compote + served with bacon
$15.50
Crab Benedict
Lump blue crab cake, poached egg, tasso hollandaise on top of your choice of English muffin or biscuit
$21.00
French Toast Monte Cristo
Smoked ham, Swiss cheese + strawberry rhubarb jam between crispy French toast + topped with an over medium egg
$16.00
Bagel Mac
Diced Ribeye, American cheese, red eye onion jam, fresh arugula, over medium egg + cracked black pepper whipped cream on a toasted bagel
$16.00
Wings
6 Pcs
6 pieces of Chicken Wings. Choice of Teriyaki, Bourbon, Maple Bacon, Mild, Deano's Dynamite, Garlic Parmesan, Spicy Korean, or Dons Burn.
12 Pcs
12 pieces chicken wings with a choice of Teriyaki, Bourbon, Maple Bacon, Mild, or spicy options including Deano's Dynamite, Spicy Korean, and Don's Burn.
Sides
Breakfast Potatoes
Crispy skillet-fried potatoes, seasoned to perfection, ideal breakfast side.
$6.00
Two Eggs
$4.50
Bacon
Crispy thick-cut, smoked to perfection.
$5.00
Biscuit
Light, flaky pastry, perfect for breakfast or a warm snack.
$3.00
Bagel
Classic breakfast favorite with a chewy texture, perfect for a delightful start to your day.
$3.00
English Muffin
Freshly Baked, Classic English Muffin - Crispy on the Outside, Fluffy Inside
$3.50
Gouda Grits
$6.50
Boozy Drinks
Irish Coffee
Our house brew served hot with jameson, Irish cream and whipped cream topping