Crazy Alan's Swamp Shack Menu

310 Texas Ave, Kemah, TX 77565
  • Soup, Salad & Potato

    • SALAD-Chicken

      Iceberg/green leaf mix with tomatoes, carrots, red onion, cucumbers.\n\n\n
      $14.99
    • SALAD-Shrimp

      Iceberg/green leaf mix with tomatoes, carrots, red onion, cucumbers, and mushrooms.\n\n\n
      $14.99
    • SALAD-Gator

      Iceberg/green leaf mix with tomatoes, carrots, red onion, cucumbers, and mushrooms.\n\n\n
      $17.99
    • SALAD-Salmon

      Iceberg/green leaf mix with tomatoes, carrots, red onion, cucumbers, and mushrooms.\n\n\n
      $17.99
    • SALAD-Caesar

      Green leaf salad mix with parmesan & croutons tossed in Caesar dressing\n
      $14.99
    • SALAD-Chicken Caesar

      Blackened, grilled or fried chicken on a Green leaf salad mix with parmesan & croutons tossed in Caesar dressing\n
      $14.99
    • SALAD-Wedge

      Iceberg wedge topped with chopped tomatoes and bacon. Served with a side of dressing of your choice.\n
      $14.99
    • SALAD-Side Salad

      Iceberg/green leaf mix with tomatoes, carrots, red onion, cucumbers.\n\n\n
      $5.99
    • GUMBO-Chicken And Sausage

      Louisiana gumbo with celery, bell pepper, onion, okra, and spices in a rich roux over rice with crackers.
    • GUMBO-Shrimp & Crab

      Louisiana gumbo with celery, bell pepper, onion, okra, and spices in a rich roux over rice with crackers.
    • Red Beans And Rice

      Homemade red beans, bacon, and andouille sausage over rice. Served with toasted garlic bread.\n
    • Lobster Bisque

      Creamy seafood bisque topped with seasoned Lobster. Served with crackers.
    • Baked Potato

      served with butter, sour cream, cheddar cheese, bacon & chives
      $4.99
    • Sweet Potato

      Baked sweet potato smothered with cinnamon honey butter and toasted marshmallows.
      $4.99
    • COMBO-Side Salad & Baked Potato

      side salad with Iceberg/green leaf mix with tomatoes, carrots, red onion, cucumbers. Served with a loaded Baked Potato.\n
      $12.99
    • COMBO-Soup W/Baked Potato

      Cup of soup and a loaded Baked Potato.\n
      $13.99
    • COMBO-Soup & Side Salad

      Cup of soup and a side salad with Iceberg/green leaf mix with tomatoes, carrots, red onion, cucumbers.\n\n\n
      $12.99
    • Veggie Plate

      (4 sides) upcharge for side salad, fried rice, sweet potato or potato
      $11.99
  • Swamptizers

    • Shrimp Cocktail

      Mixture of shrimp, Campechana sauce, pico de gallo, topped w/ avocado & (6) boiled shrimps
      $12.99
    • Premium Sampler

      Fried pickles, (2) frog legs, (2) Boudain balls, (2) stuffed jalapenos and (2) shrimp brochette\nPlease note that no modifications are possible to the above item.\nServed with Ranch & cocktail sauce
      $19.99
    • Swamp Pork Skins

      Fried pork skins seasoned with our very own Swamp Spice and served with queso
      $7.99
    • Fried Okra

      okra pieces fried golden brown and served with ranch dressing
      $6.99
    • Steak Trimming & Queso

      steak trimmings served to your liking served with queso.
      $16.99
    • Boudain Stuffed Shrimp

      boudain stuffing wrapped around shrimp and fried golden. Served with Ranch dressing
    • Shrimp Brochette

      Jumbo shrimp stuffed with mozzarella cheese and fresh jalapeno wrapped with bacon.\n
    • Shrimp Stuffed Jalapenos

      Jumbo shrimp with three different cheeses stuffed in jalapenos, breaded, and fried golden brown.\n
    • Boudain Balls

      Four of our famous Boudain Balls breaded and fried to perfection.Served with ranch for dipping.\n
      $9.99
    • Boudain Link

      One Boudain link served with Ranch.
      $7.99
    • Mozzarella Bites

      fried mozzarella bites served with homemade marinara sauce.\n
      $9.99
    • Bull Frog Legs

      Four frog legs breaded and fried to perfection. Served with ranch for dipping.\n
      $12.99
    • Chips & Queso

      Homemade tortilla chips, pico de gallo, and famous creamy cheese queso\n
      $9.99
    • Nachos-Chicken

      Bed of tortilla chips topped with chicken pieces and our Cajun queso garnished with pico, sour cream and salsa.
      $12.99
    • Nachos-Steak

      Bed of tortilla chips topped with steak pieces and our Cajun queso garnished with pico, sour cream and salsa.
      $15.99
    • Nachos-Seafood

      Bed of tortilla chips topped with crab meat, shrimp & crawfish and our Cajun queso garnished with pico, sour cream and salsa.
      $17.99
    • Nachos-Gator

      Bed of tortilla chips topped with gator pieces and our Cajun queso garnished with pico, sour cream and salsa.
      $18.99
    • Crispy Swamp Pickles

      Crispy golden fried pickle chips served with ranch for dipping.\n
      $8.99
    • Fried Jalapenos

      seasoned jalapenos fried to perfection. Served with Ranch.
      $8.99
    • Combo-Fried Pickles & Jalapenos

      Pickles & jalapenos battered in seasoned flour. Fried and served with Ranch
      $8.99
    • Fried Calamari

      $12.99
    • Gator Bites

      Breaded, fried to a golden brown. Served with ranch dressing.
      $13.99
    • Crab Fingers-Fried

      1/2 lb of crab claws breaded and fried. Served with tartar and cocktail sauce.\n
      $17.99
    • Crab Fingers-Sauteed

      1/2 lb of crab claws sauteed in a white wine and garlic cream sauce. Served with garlic bread.
      $17.99
    • Crab Stuffed Mushrooms

      Fresh mushrooms stuffed with stuffing of crab, green onions, garlic, sherry wine, and bread crumbs. Topped with white wine cream sauce.\n
      $11.99
  • Burgers & Sandwiches

    • Burger

      Beef patty. Served with lettuce, tomato, onion, pickles on a fresh bun, and fries.\n
      $10.99
    • Water Moccasin Burger (Jalapeno)

      Beef patty mixed with medium-spice jalapenos. Served with lettuce, tomato, onion, pickles on a fresh bun, and fries.\n\n*Spicy
      $12.99
    • Swamp Hog Burger (Bacon)

      Beef patty mixed with smoked bacon. Served with lettuce, tomato, onion, pickles on a fresh bun, and fries.\n
      $12.99
    • In-Bred Burger (Bacon & Jalapeno)

      The swamp hog and the water moccasin in bread. Served with lettuce, tomato, onion, pickles on a fresh bun, and fries.\n\n*Spicy
      $12.99
    • Big Daddy Burger

      Double meat burger. Served with lettuce, tomato, onion, pickles on a fresh bun, and fries. Please Note Mud Bug and Gator patties can only be cooked Medium Well or Well done.\n
      $16.99
    • Bayou Po-Boy

      Your choice of shrimp or catfish. Grilled, blacked or fried. Cocktail and Tarter sauce spread on French bread with lettuce, tomato, onion, and pickles. Served with Shrimp Slaw and your choice of Fries, Rings, OR Both.
    • PO-BOY-Gator, Oyster OR Crawfish

      Your choice of alligator, crawfish OR oysters Grilled, blacked or fried. Cocktail and Tarter sauce spread on French bread with lettuce, tomato, onion, and pickles. Served with Shrimp Slaw and your choice of Fries, Rings, OR Both.
    • Cajun Chicken Breast Sandwich

      Juicy chicken breast. Served with lettuce, tomato, onion, pickles on a fresh bun, and fries.\n
      $10.99
    • Monterey Chicken Sandwich

      Juicy chicken breast breaded and fried golden brown. Topped with pico, bacon, Monterrey Jack cheese, and avocado. Served with lettuce, tomato, onion & pickles on a fresh bun & choice of fries or onion rings.\n
      $13.99
    • Swamp Tacos

      Two Tacos. Served with shredded cabbage, pico de gallo, cilantro, mozzarella cheese, and Cajun ranch on corn tortillas.\n\nFor an extra taco, you must select the EXTRA TACO tab and specify what protein you would like. If you would like it cooked differently than your other tacos, please specify in the special instructions menu.\n
  • Chef Selection

    • Creole Cajun Etouffee

      Cajun etouffee with crawfish French bread. Served over a bed of white rice.\n
    • Crazy Alan's Cajun Crawfish Combo

      Fried crawfish tails and crawfish etouffee over white rice. Served with a boudain ball and mixed veggies.\n
      $19.99
    • Shrimp Brochette Dinner

      Jumbo shrimp stuffed with mozzarella cheese, fresh jalapeno wrapped with bacon over a bed of white rice, side of red beans, mixed veggies, and garlic sauce.\n
    • Enchiladas Of The Sea

      Three corn tortillas stuffed with crawfish, shrimp, crab, spinach and three cheese chipotle cream sauce, and avocado. Served with dirty rice and sour cream.\n
      $14.99
    • Trout Medallion

      Two trout fillets blackened and wrapped around cajun stuffing. Topped with six blackened shrimp and Pontchartrain sauce\n
      $25.99
    • Grilled Captains Platter

      Grilled or Blackened. Three jumbo shrimp, six scallops, and one snapper filet. Served with garlic taters and mixed veggies.\n
    • Filet Mignon

      6oz or 8oz Hand cut Filet Mignon basted in our secret sauce and grilled to perfection. Served with your choice of 2 sides.
  • Shrimp Lovers

    • Shrimp Scampi

      (10) shrimp in scampi sauce with 1 side
    • Coconut Shrimp

      (8) shrimp with fries & served with pineapple sweet chili sauce
    • BBQ Bacon Wrapped Shrimp

      (12) shrimp on skewers dressed with BBQ sauce and served with 2 sides
    • Shrimp Fried Rice

      (12) shrimp w/ (1) side
    • Shrimp

      (12) shrimp (grilled, blackened or lemon peppered) with (2) sides
    • Combo-Choice Of 2

      ½ orders\nchoice of 2 from Shrimp Lovers Menu\nserved with 2 sides
  • Fried Items

    • Jumbo Fried Shrimp

      Six or nine jumbo fried shrimp served with hush puppies, shrimp slaw, tarter, and cocktail sauce.\n
    • Fried Catfish

      Four golden fried catfish fillets served with hush puppies, shrimp slaw, tarter, and cocktail sauce.\n
    • Fried Oysters

      Six or twelve golden fried oysters served with 1 corn, two potatoes, hush puppies, shrimp slaw, tarter, and cocktail sauce.\n
    • Fried Combo Platter

      Three catfish strips, three chicken strips, and four shrimp. Served with hush puppies, shrimp slaw, cocktail, and tartar sauce.\n
    • Fried Chicken Strips

      Fried Chicken strip dinner with fries or rings and served with Ranch dressing
    • Fried Crawfish Platter

      Fried crawfish served on a bed of fries or onion rings. Served with hush puppies, shrimp slaw, tarter, and cocktail sauce\n
    • Fried Oysters & Shrimp

      (3) Oysters & (3) Shrimp = 6\n(6) Oysters & (6) Shrimp = 12\nServed with hush puppies, shrimp slaw, cocktail, and tartar sauce.\n
    • Swamp Trash Platter (Fried)

      Fried.Three jumbo shrimp, three oysters, three catfish strips, and alligator. Served with hush puppies, shrimp slaw, cocktail, and tartar sauce.\n
    • Catfish & Shrimp Feast

      (6) fried shrimp, (4) catfish strips, a cup of chicken and sausage gumbo, side salad, fries or rings and hushpuppies.\n
    • Chicken Fried Chicken

  • Grilled Items

    • Swamp Redfish

      Grilled or Blackened. Served with your choice of 2 sides.\n
    • Jumbo Shrimp

      Grilled or Blackened. Served with your choice of 2 sides.\n
    • Scallop Scampi

      (8) scallops in scampi sauce served with (1) side
    • Grilled Chicken Breast Dinner

      Large grilled chicken breast. Served with your choice of 2 sides.
    • Chicken Cancun

      Grilled chicken topped with pico, pepper jack, and avocado. Served with your choice of 2 sides.\n\nSpicy
    • Cajun Chicken Queso

      Grilled chicken smothered in queso topped with crawfish tails over dirty rice. Served with your choice of 2 sides.
    • Chicken Pontchartrain

      Blackened chicken topped w/ Pontchartrain sauce. Served with your choice of 2 sides.\nSpicy
    • Mixed Seafood Grill

      Two skewers of assorted seafood, scallops, shrimp, catfish onions, colored peppers over a bed of dirty rice drizzled with Pontchartrain sauce, and side of mixed veggies.\n
      $21.29
    • Honey Soy Glazed Salmon

      Grilled or Blackened. Served with your choice of 2 sides.\n
  • Swamp Pasta

    • Alfredo Pasta-Chicken

      Chicken breast (Blackened or Grilled)\nfettucine in a creamy Alfredo Sauce
      $14.99
    • Alfredo Pasta-Shrimp

      Shrimp (Blackened or Grilled)\nfettucine in a creamy Alfredo Sauce
      $15.99
    • Alfredo Pasta-Gator

      Gator pieces (Blackened or Grilled)\nfettucine in a creamy Alfredo Sauce
      $20.99
    • Nola Spinach Pasta-Chicken

      Chicken breast (Blackened or Grilled)\nspinach, bacon, jalapeno, garlic, egg noodles in a creamy spinach sauce & parmesan cheese
      $14.99
    • Nola Spinach Pasta-Shrimp

      Shrimp (Blackened or Grilled)\nspinach, bacon, jalapeno, garlic, egg noodles in a creamy spinach sauce & parmesan cheese
      $15.99
    • Nola Spinach Pasta-Gator

      Gator (Blackened or Grilled)\nspinach, bacon, jalapeno, garlic, egg noodles in a creamy spinach sauce & parmesan cheese
      $20.99
    • Crazy Italian Pasta-Chicken

      Chicken breast (Blackened or Grilled)\nspinach, green pepper, tomato, onion, garlic & egg noodles in a creamy tomato sauce & parmesan cheese
      $14.99
    • Crazy Italian Pasta-Shrimp

      Shrimp (Blackened or Grilled)\nspinach, green pepper, tomato, onion, garlic & egg noodles in a creamy tomato sauce & parmesan cheese
      $15.99
    • Crazy Italian Pasta-Gator

      Gator (Blackened or Grilled)\nspinach, green pepper, tomato, onion, garlic & egg noodles in a creamy tomato sauce & parmesan cheese
      $20.99
  • Cajun Dishes

    • Swamp Cajun Etouffee

      Choice of: Crawfish, shrimp, chicken or Gator~Add $2 \nwith French bread. Served over a bed of white rice\n(Mix and Match ADD $1)\n
      $16.99
    • Blackened Catfish Etouffee

      Juicy grilled catfish blackened, topped with alligator etouffee. Served with (2) sides.\n\nSPICY\n
    • Jambalaya

      Shrimp, chicken, and Andouille sausage, bell pepper, celery, onions, and Crazy Alans secret spices mixed with rice and served with French bread\n
      $18.99
    • Crazy Alan's Crawfish Combo

      Fried crawfish tails & crawfish etouffee over white rice. Served with a boudain ball and mixed veggies
      $19.99
  • Boiling Pot

    • Mud Bugs (Crawfish)

      all to go crawfish $10.99lb
    • Boiled Shrimp

      Deliciously boiled gulf shrimp. Served with 1 corn, 2 potatoes, horseradish and cocktail sauce.
    • Jumbo Snow Crab

      Served with melted butter, one corn, and one potato.\n
    • Dungeness Crab

      One and quarter lb. Served with melted butter, one corn, and one potato.\n
      $26.99
    • Live Maine Lobster

      (Upon Availability)\nSteamed by the lb.
      $49.99
    • Boiled Seafood Feast

      Serves two to four people. Three lbs of crawfish, one lb boiled shrimp, two cluster Snow crab, one whole lobster. Served with corn and potatoes. All crawfish on to-go pots are frozen\n
      $119.99
    • Fruit Of The Sea

      Served for two people. One and a half lb live Maine lobster cooked to order. Topped with shrimp, crab meat, and pieces of snapper. Sitting on a bed of fettuccine noodles smothered in Pontchartrain sauce. Served with mixed veggies and garlic bread. \n
      $59.99
    • Ultimate Seafood Pot

      Serves two to four people. Three lb. Crawfish one lb. Boiled shrimp PIECES, pieces of (2) Snow crab clusters. Served with mushroom, corn, and potatoes. All crawfish on to-go pots are frozen\n
      $89.99
    • G-Style Seafood Pot

      Three lbs crawfish and one lb boiled shrimp. Served with sausage, corn, potatoes, and mushrooms. NO SUBSTITUTIONS on this pot at this time. All crawfish on to-go pots are frozen.\n
      $59.99
    • Cajun Bath

      16-ounce bath per pound the spicy water we cook the crawfish in. Served with lemon and lime. Does not include crawfish.\n
      $4.99
  • Sides

    • Spinach

      $2.99
    • Carrots

      $2.99
    • Broccoli

      $2.99
    • Green Beans

      $2.99
    • Black-Eyed Peas

      $2.99
    • Mixed Veggies

      $3.99
    • Corn On The Cob

      $2.99
    • Shrimp Slaw

      $5.99
    • Fried Okra

      $3.99
    • Garlic Taters

      $2.99
    • Mashed Potatoes

      $2.99
    • Mac & Cheese

      $2.99
    • French Fries

      $3.29
    • Onion Rings

      $4.29
    • Hush Puppies (4)

      $1.99
    • Fried Rice

      $4.99
    • Side Salad

      $5.99
    • Baked Potato

      w/butter, cheddar cheese, sourcream, bacon and chives
      $4.99
    • Sweet Potato

      with cinnamon honey butter and melted marshmallows
      $4.99
    • Garlic Bread

      1/4 French bread basted with garlic butter and toasted.
      $5.99
  • Add-Ons

    • Corn

      One piece.
    • Potatoes

      Two pieces.
    • Andouille Sausage

      One link at 7-8oz.
      $5.99
    • Boudain Link

      One link at 7-8oz.
      $5.99
    • G-Style Sauce

      Tangy, buttery garlic sauce used for dipping your favorite seafood.\n(ex. crawfish or shrimp)
      $2.49
    • Asian Cajun Sauce

      Tangy, buttery garlic sauce used for dipping your favorite seafood. (ex crawfish or shrimp)
      $2.49
    • Pineapple Chili Sauce

      dipping for our Coconut Shrimp
      $2.99
    • Garlic Butter

      Melted butter and garlic used for dipping.
      $2.99
    • Mushrooms And Onions

      $3.99
    • Shrimp Slaw

      $5.99
    • Dirty Rice

      $5.99
    • (3) Scallops

      $5.99
    • (3) Shrimp

      grilled, blackened or fried
      $5.99
    • Pontchartrain Sauce

      White wine cream sauce with mushroom and seafood puree.
      $4.99
    • Remoulade Sauce

      Traditional Cajun mayonnaise-based dipping sauce.
      $2.99
    • Boiled Egg

      $1.99
    • Broccoli & Potato

      $3.49
    • Queso

      4oz cup of queso
      $1.99
    • Hush Puppies

      Four pieces.
      $5.99
    • Swamp Spice Can

      14oz can
      $6.99
    • 3 Lb Bag Swamp Spice

      $19.99
  • Desserts

    • Crazy Alan's Strawberry Pudding Cake

      Yellowcake layered with strawberry puree, vanilla pudding, and creamy whip cream.\n
      $6.49
    • Cheesecake

      with your choice of topping
      $6.49
    • Crown Royal Bread Pudding

      Thibodeaux mixture of cinnamon, brown sugar, vanilla, and crown royal sauce on top of bread pudding.\n
      $6.49
    • Brownie Explosion

      (serves 2 to 4 people)\nA huge explosion of flavors. (3) brownies and (3) scoops of ice cream, drizzled with chocolate & caramel syrup.
      $12.99
    • Chocolate Cake

      Rich and moist chocolate cake covered with fresh whipped cream.
      $6.49
  • Beverages

    • Coke

      $2.99
    • Diet Coke

      $2.99
    • Sprite

      $2.99
    • Dr. Pepper

      $2.99
    • Root Beer

      $2.99
    • Lemonade

      $2.99
    • Flavored Lemonade

      $3.99
    • Power Aid

      $2.99
    • Iced Tea

      $2.99
    • Orange Juice

      $2.99
    • Cranberry Juice

      $2.99
    • Pineapple Juice

      $2.99
    • Swamp Milkshake

      Choice of Vanilla, Strawberry or Chocolate.
      $5.99
  • Kids Menu

    • Kids Burger

      5oz beef patty cooked well done, served with lettuce, pickle, and tomato. Your choice of french fries, onion rings, or both fries and rings.
    • Popcorn Shrimp

      Bite-size shrimp fried or grilled. Served with french fries, onion rings, or mixed veggies. (Broccoli and carrots)\n
    • Catfish Bites

      Golden fried catfish bites served with your choice of french fries, onion rings, fries/rings combo, or mixed veggies. (Broccoli and carrots)\n
    • Grilled Cheese

      Golden Texas Toast with American cheese grilled to perfection. Served with french fries, onion rings, or mixed veggies.\n
      $6.99
    • Chicken Tenders

      Golden fried or perfectly grilled chicken strips served with french fries, onion rings, fries/rings, or mixed veggies. (Broccoli and carrots)
    • Corn Dog

      Golden corn dog on a stick served with french fries, onion rings, fries/rings, or mixed veggies. (Broccoli and carrots)

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