espresso, oat milk, house made orange vanilla bean syrup
$7.00
Magic Mind
Improve cognitive function, elevate immunity, increase energy and reduce stress with these functional shroomies!
$5.50
Rx Lattes
The Keto Queen
espresso, sugar free hazelnut syrup and cream. *NO MODIFICATIONS
$6.00
Thicky Thicc (Iced)
shawty thicc. meet our newest seasonal drink, the thicky thicc. An iced americano topped with house made sweet cream (contains dairy). *served Iced only, no modifications
$6.00
Cosmic Root Beer 16 oz
Our Cosmic Root Beer Elixir served with bubbly Topo Chico. Pro tip: add vanilla syrup for a hint of root beer float flavor!
$6.00
The Beauty
vital proteins collagen, goodmylk raw almond milk, choice of house made rose or lavender syrup, and espresso.
$8.00
The Goldie
organic turmeric, espresso, cinnamon, house made vanilla bean syrup and oat milk
$7.50
Basic Drinks
Flat White
8oz of whole milk and espresso
$4.50
Americano
8oz of water and espresso
$4.00
Coffee
aka batch brew / drip coffee / house blend 12oz of our Anti Bitch Blend
$3.50
Cappuccino
Hot only. 8oz of whole milk, cacao powder garnish, and espresso
$4.50
Espresso
a standard double-shot of the Anti Bitch Blend
$3.00
Mocha
12oz of whole milk, vegan chocolate ganache, and espresso
$6.00
Chai Latte
that basic bitch chai. sooooo yummy and delicious. Served with whole milk but tastes best with oat milk! *This drink comes sweetened*
$5.50
Matcha Latte
matchaful's uji blend matcha with whole milk *UNSWEETENED*
$6.00
Cortado
$3.50
Macchiato
$3.50
Iced Green Tea
organic tropical green
$4.50
Cold Brew
16oz of cold brew over ice
$6.00
Latte
12 oz espresso and whole milk
$5.50
Nitro
$6.00
Babes
Baby Fenella
kids milk, house made vanilla bean syrup and cinnamon
$3.00
Baby Cortez
kids steamed milk and vegan ganache. baby hot chocolate
$4.00
Mini Mocha
Kids steamed milk with chocolate ganache! AKA kids hot cocoa!
$4.00
Herbal
Loose Leaf Teas
$4.00
Munchies
GF/DF Lemon Loaf
The yummiest treat on the planet. Gluten free and dairy free!
$6.00
Butter Croissant
$4.00
Banana Bread
Our banana bread slaps on your mom's banana bread. Fight us.
With Walnuts
$6.00
No Walnuts
$6.00
Food
The Gentle Monster
Our veggie sando. Avocado, cucumber, sprouts, arugula, tomato, feta cheese, tarragon cream cheese, and crack sauce on a toasted ciabatta bun. Try it with smoked salmon!
$12.00
Chi Chi Burrito
The BEST burrito EVER. Soft Scrambled Eggs, Bacon, Jack Cheese, Avocado, Crispy Hash Browns, Salsa Verde, Black Beans, Charred Green Onion, Calabrian Aioli. Ask to try our FIRE SAUCE
Toasted Everything bagel with Whipped Cream Cheese
$4.50
Breaky Sando
Over easy egg, smoked cheddar, tomato jam, spinach, pickled onion, bacon on ciabatta
$13.00
Nutella Waffle
Crisp Belgium Waffle drizzled with warm Nutella and Maple Syrup. Topped with Vanilla Frosting Butter, Powdered Sugar, Bananas and Fresh Berries. Yummy!
$14.00
Haas, if
Fresh avocado smash, heirloom tomatoes, house pickled onion, sliced cucumber, radishes, chimichurri on toasted sour dough. Add poached egg!
$13.00
Keto Plate
Soft scrambled eggs with Parmesan Reggiano cheese, sliced avocado and a side of crispy bacon
$13.00
Beep's GF Waffle
GF waffle topped with nanas, maple syrup and powdered sugar
$12.00
Uncle Nicky
Jidori Chicken breast, House Pesto, Aioli, Swiss cheese, Tomato, Arugula, and Caramelized onion on Country Loaf
$14.00
The LaLa Bowl
Baby kale, sliced radish, candied walnuts, cucumber, quinoa, onion sprouts, heirloom tomatoes , french feta, za'taar, house made citrus tahini dressing. Add protein!
$12.00
Cookies
Anti Bitch Pill Cookie
Eat one a day to keep the bitch away. A delicious sugar cookie made to help you chill the f*ck out.
$6.00
Nowhere Bakery Cookie
Plant based, gluten free! Chewy dark chocolate chip cookie
$5.00
Grab n Go
Topo Chico
$3.00
Thirsty Bitch Bottled Water
For the thirsty bitches only 16.9 oz bottled filtered water.
$3.00
Cups & Mugs
Anti Bitch Tumbler
The perfect cup for the perfect bitch. 20 oz BPA-Free Stainless steel outer and inner walls Copper-lined Double-wall vacuum insulated Keeps drinks hot or cold for hours (keeps cold up to 18 hours and keeps hot up to 8 hours) Spill-resistant slide lid w/rubber gasket Sweat-resistant Ships assembled Hand wash recommended
$30.00
Retail
Slut for Coffee Mug
13oz. glass mug with waved Slut For Coffee on the front *hand wash only
$15.00
12oz Anti Bitch Blend Coffee
12 oz whole bean coffee with notes of dark chocolate, fruits, and rays of f*cking sunshine. Tell us what you're brewing on and we will grind them for you!
$18.00
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