Chipotle Mexican Grill

Earlier today ma gurl and I were fixin to munch so we decided to mosey our way on over to our local Chipotle. Ma gurl and I will do anything for our munch and we trekked long and hard through the Chicagoland snow and our muscles were feeling depleted leaving us ready to refuel on plant based subtatutes. Ma gurl and I don’t particularly enjoy gnawing on the muscles of dead livestock- it’s just not our cup of tea. This is important for later in the story. When we got up to order we were greeted by the rudest young man I have ever met. At first, I immediately thought- OMG HUSBAND! He was so cute so I asked him if he would like to join me for a concert later this year for my favorite artist- SOMO. He said he was unfamiliar with his music (liar) and asked me if I wanted a bowl or a burrito. I don’t know what hurt me more the fact that my date idea was so quickly rejected or that he couldn’t tell I was a burrito woman off the bat. It gets worse after I requested sofritas for my protein. I couldn’t wait much longer before insults began to bombard my eardrums. I’m sorry as a paying customer I don’t care to hear for the worker to attempt to persuade me to eat the flesh of a living being. I quickly snapped back “I don’t eat meat you jerkwad” and moved on. Thank god the worker changed because that girl loaded me up. Stuffed for days. After receiving my burrito and cup for water I made a pit stop at the fountain machines to fill up. When I pressed the button I couldn’t stop the Fanta from coming out. It’s as if god transformed the water into Fanta. I was rather worried as my cup uncontrollably filled with Fanta because a cop was right behind me and I did not want him to think I was stealing! When ma gurl and I sat down for our first bites we couldn’t contain ourselves it was so good. I’m usually a pretty vocal eater but today was different- I don’t know if it was the long hard work we put in or the long hard work put in by the employees! I scarfed down my burrito as quick as possible before escaping to the little girls room to lay a log. Those sofritas really speed things up down there so I’m glad the bathroom was up to my preferred level of cleanliness. After, I wanted to top off my water and made one final pit stop but the same weird thing happened with the Fanta. I went to try it and couldn’t hold back my body’s physical response to this nectar of the gods. I let out a loud groan after my sip to alert the restaurant of my satisfaction. Man do I love Fanta.

I visited this location with my daughter and was extremely disappointed. So much so that as they were making my second half bowl I had them stop as I refused to pay for what they were trying to pass off as a meal. The meat was old and had been sitting for awhile that the new round of steak was coming out instead of the high schooler that was making it wait for the fresh new meat this guy puts the juice and the left over scraps on my bowl I’m not paying 15 for scraps and meat Juice dude. When I said I’ll wait for the new batch to come out or mentioned that I’m not paying for that the manager didn’t even offer to remake it or make the interaction right. Chipotle has gone down and it’s because of locations like this.

Dudes are just having fun in order to prepare the food waiting 20 mins for just one buritto bowl is insane

I always order double meat and usually (8/10 times) get 1 1/4 scoop. The 2/10 times I have to remind them I ordered double scoop. I also rarely vent my frustration, but they left a number to call and let them know the order was off. I got a robot who thought I was trying to place an order and couldn’t connect me to an actual employee so I’m mentioning it here for everyone to see. I feel sorry for anyone who gets scammed on the meat and more sorry for the idiots like myself who keep buying here

The guy tonight nailed our request. Made it a point to show he was listening to my daughter and I. Great dinner, thank you!