Slow-roasted garlic-rosemary pork with traditional Puerto Rican rice
$8.00
La Flaka
Stewed and pulled chicken breasts with basil & thyme
$8.00
Isla Verde
Braised garlic yucca, bell pepper, squash, onion and beans in creole sauce
$8.00
La Gallina
Roasted red pepper, scrambled egg, and cheese
$8.00
Quesito Con Guava
Guava & cheese folded in a handmade buttery dough, airfried to a crisp
$8.00
El Yunque
Sweet plantains & cheese
$8.00
Peach Cobbler
$8.00
Cherry
$8.00
Meal Deals
Pick 1 Meal
One empanada of your choice, a side of Puerto Rican rice and your choice of an additional side - tostones, yucca al mojo, potato salad or maduros.
$19.00
Pick 2 Meal
Two empanadas of your choice, a side of Puerto Rican rice and your choice of an additional side - tostones, yucca al mojo, potato salad or maduros.
$25.00
3-Pack Empanadas
Choose any 3 empanadas; NO SIDES
$22.00
Mama's A Short Order Cook
Your choice of protein, rice and a side. (Protein choices: La Flaka, or Lechón
$24.00
Tostones Rellenos (Stuffed Tostones) Meal
2 crispy stuffed plantains with your choice of filling (Macho Man, Ropa Vieja, Lechón, La Flaka, or Isla Verde) with a side of Puerto Rican rice and your choice of second side.
$25.00
Sopa De Salchichon
Aunt Marta's Homestyle Puerto Rican Salami Soup. Made with Farmer's Sausage, carrots, celery, potato, noodles, and fresh herbs. Served with 2 warm dinner rolls.
$12.00
Pick 3 Meal
Three empanadas of your choice, a side of Puerto Rican rice and your choice of an additional side - tostones, yucca al mojo, potato salad or maduros.
$30.00
Appetizers
Shrimp Ceviche With Plantain Chips
Shrimp ceviche with house-made plantain chips.
$20.00
Tostones Rellenos
3 crispy stuffed plantains with your choice of filling.
$22.00
Salads
Caesar Salad
$10.00
Sides
Arroz Con Gandules
Traditional Puerto Rican rice with pigeon peas.
$10.00
Tostones
$10.00
Papi's Potato Salad With Apple
$10.00
Yucca Al Mojo
Tender yucca in a red pepper, garlic and red onion marinade.
$10.00
Platanos Maduros
Sweet fried plantains
$10.00
Sauces
Chimichurri
$1.00
Tomatillo
$1.00
Balsamic Vinaigrette
$1.00
Garlic Sauce
$1.00
BBQ Sauce
$1.00
Buffalo Sauce
$1.00
Dessert
Coconut Flan
$6.00
Carrot Cake
Slice of warm carrot cake with sweet cream cheese frosting.
$6.00
Florecitas
Puerto Rican Ice Gem Cookies
$4.00
Peanut Butter Chocolate Mini Cake
$10.00
Caramel Peanut Butter Pie Slice
$10.00
Pastry
Ask About Our Current Selection of Pastries
$5.00
Vanilla Ice Cream
2 Scoops of Vanilla Ice Cream
$3.00
Affogato
2 Scoops of Vanilla Ice Cream with 2 Shots of Espresso
$10.00
Bottled
Red Stripe
Red Stripe® is a refreshing lager beer. It’s the beer in the little stubby bottle, from an island with big spirit. Crack open an ice-cold Red Stripe® with friends and enjoy the good vibes.
$9.00
Medalla
Inspired by the medals of the 1979 PanAmerican Games, Medalla Light was born as a celebration of our athletes’ triumphs. With San Juan hosting the games for the first time, the 1979 PanAmerican Games marked Puerto Rico’s history forever. That year, our delegation won 21 medals that not only made an entire country proud, but also inspired the name of its beloved national beer.
$9.00
Corona Extra
A refreshing, smooth taste balanced between heavier European imports and lighter domestic beer. 4.6% ABV
$9.00
Lagunitas Hazy Wonder
How can something so hazy be so bright? This fascinating ferment is full of fabulous Sabro, Citra & Cashmere hops for a smooth, tropical fruitiness. A slightly bitter, densely hazy phenomenon that’s strangely light in mouthfeel, keeping you satiated and still coming back for more.
$10.00
Lagunitas IPNA
Non-Alcoholic!
$10.00
Canned
Modelo
Rich, full-flavored Pilsner-style Lager. 4.4% ABV
$5.00
Medalla
$5.00
White Claw
$6.00
Topo Chico
$6.00
High Noon
$6.00
Casa Azul
Crafted with real tequila from Jalisco, Mexico, sparkling water, natural fruit flavors and agave nectar.
$6.50
Hard Seltzer
Topo Chico
Topo Chico Hard Seltzer delivers all the refreshment consumers love, made in the spirit of Topo Chico® Mineral Water, with a clean, crisp finish. Topo Chico Hard Seltzer is made with premium vodka and contains only 100 calories, 2 g of sugar, and 4.7% alcohol by volume per 355ml can.
$8.00
Casa Azul
Crafted with real tequila from Jalisco, Mexico, sparkling water, natural fruit flavors and agave nectar.
$8.00
Tap
Daisy Cutter
$7.00
Gumballhead
$7.00
Great Lakes
$7.00
Champagne
Opera Prima Mimosa
Bright orange color, obtained from the juice. Sweet and citric aromas, especially Orange. Fizzy and crisp on the palate, balanced and fresh Wide finish.
$5.00
Opera Prima Sparkling Bellini
Pale orange color, with some red hints. Very intense aromas of peach and grapefruit are appreciated on the nose. On the palate, it’s fresh and tasty! With a nice long aftertaste.
$5.00
Ca'Bolani Prosecco
Brut D.O.C. Italy
$10.00
Blue Moscato
$12.00
Red
Francis Coppola Cabernet Sauvignon
A perfect pairing for food with balanced acidity and flavors of cranberry, currant, and vanilla. Diamond Collection Cabernet Sauvignon’s complexity is crafted by blending fruit from contrasting soil compositions and climates. The beauty of this wine is that it offers a great deal of dimension while still maintaining supple tannins for immediate drinkability.
$13.00
Noble Vines Pinot Noir
Vine selection 667 is one of the prestigious “Dijon clones” brought to California from the Cote d’Or in Burgundy, France. This vine stock forms tight, compact clusters that generate deep color and more layers of tannins than any other Pinot Noirs previously grown in California.
$9.00
Alaris Trapiche Malbec
A rich, red-colored wine with violet hues, reminiscent of plums and cherries. Round in the mouth with a touch of truffle and vanilla. Alaris was born from the expression of young varietals. This wine does not know about schedules, rules, or stereotypes. It is joyous, laid-back, and made with the same freedom with which it is enjoyed. Its versatility makes it ideal to be paired with any daily event.
$9.00
Alexander Valley Vineyards
Syrah, Alexander Valley, 2019
$9.00
Juggernaut Pinot Noir
Russian River Valley, 2021
$12.00
Juggernaut Hillside Cabernet Sauvignon
California, 2022
$12.00
Rosé
Noble Vines Rosé
California, 2023 | This rosé is made from select vine stocks that thrive in the Mediterranean-like climate along California’s Central Coast. We call it our 515 Rosé because the enchanted hour of 5:15pm is the perfect time to open a bottle.
$9.00
White
Angeline Chardonnay
California, 2022
$9.00
Wither Hills Sauvignon Blanc
$12.00
Juggernaut Sauvignon Blanc
Marlborough, NZ 2023
$12.00
Juggernaut Chardonnay
Sonoma Coast, 2021
$12.00
Cocktails
Coconut Vacation
Coconut tequila & fresh lime make this a vacation in a glass.
$15.00
Titi - Martha - Rita
A well balanced guava-lime margarita.
$15.00
Bourbon Smash
Bourbon, Blackberry Liqueur & Mint.
$15.00
Smoked Rum Old Fashioned
Tanduay Gold Rum, walnut bitters, orange bitters, orange zest and lux cherry. Topped off with cherry smoke.
$15.00
Maria Is A Smokeshow
Mezcal, orange liqueur, grapefruit
$14.00
Mountain Coffee
Dark Matter Coffee Espresso, Tanduay Gold Rum, Irish Cream
$12.00
Mojito
Rum, Lime, Fresh Mint
$15.00
Paloma
Tequila, grapefruit, Squirt Soda, Tajin Rim
$15.00
Piña Colada
White & Gold Rum, Coconut, Pineapple
$15.00
Mimosa
$12.00
Beverages
Signature Latte
Steamed Oat or Whole Milk & Coconut Cream
$5.00
Latte
Dark Matter Coffee with your choice or steamed oat or whole milk.
$4.00
Espresso Shot
$3.00
Cappuccino
Dark Matter Coffee espresso and your choice of steamed, frothy oat or whole milk.
$4.00
Americano
Equal parts Dark Matter Coffee Espresso Double Shot and Filtered Hot Water
$3.00
Frozen Latte
Freshly blended Dark Matter Coffee Espresso Shot, ice & your choice of whole milk or oat milk
$5.00
Dark Matter Cold Brew
Chocolate City - A skeleton of perfection, ingeniously overdosed coffee and water. Minimalist, viscous, acid-driven, psychedelegence .
$4.00
Dark Matter Cold Brew
Black Splash - A rotating selection of spirit and/or barrel manipulated coffees, a psychedelic dreamscape. A mind-bending experience of fruity and voluptuous flavors.
$4.00
Dark Matter Coffee Can: Chocolate City
At the center of our Coffee Cold galaxy exists the skeleton of perfection, ingeniously overdosed coffee and water. Minimalist, viscous, acid-driven, psychedelegence in a can. 7.5 oz can.
$5.00
Dark Matter Coffee Can: Vanilla Suburbs
Far from the apocalyptic funk of Chocolate City exists the Vanilla Suburbs. Lavish and decadent conduction of coffee, vanilla, and cocoa. This brew will delight with explosive vanilla and cocoa flavors.
$5.00
Loose Leaf Tea
Freshly Brewed; Black - Earl Grey, Peach-Apricot, or Blueberry | Green - Pomegranate Hibiscus, Ginger-Turmeric | Herbal - Vanilla Rooibos, Raspberry Lemon
$5.00
Water Bottle
$2.00
Coke
$4.00
Iced Tea
Iced tea brewed fresh with your choice of loose-leaf tea.
Shrimp with tri-color peppers, onions, tomatoes, olives and garlic in citrus served with plantain chips
$10.00
Street Corn Dip
Corn Dip is made with fresh corn, spicy green chiles, and premium cheddar and Cotija cheeses. Served with fresh house-made plantain chips.
$8.00
Empanadas
Macho Man (Ground Beef & Cheese) Empanadas
6x crispy empanadas filled with juicy ground beef and cheese.
$44.00
Lechon (Garlic-Rosemary Roasted Pork) Empanadas
$44.00
Cochinita (Ham & Cheese) Empanadas
$44.00
Flaka (Stewed & Shredded Chicken Breast In Herbs) Empanadas
$44.00
ChicoRizo Empanadas
Chorizo, eggs and cheese
$44.00
Ropa Vieja Empanadas
Shredded beef steak and potatoes
$44.00
Isla Verde Empanadas
Braised garlic yucca and peppers* vegetarian
$41.00
Yunque Empanadas
Sweet plantains & cheese* Vegetarian
$44.00
Quesitos Con Guava (Guava & Cheese) Empanadas
6x crispy empanadas filled with guava and cheese.* Vegetarian
$44.00
Gallina Empanadas
Roasted red pepper, eggs, and cheese. * Vegetarian
$44.00
Trays
Caesar Salad
1/2 tray / 20-25 pp | Crisp romaine lettuce, fresh parmesan cheese, cruchy croutons, tossed in a creamy caesar dressing.
$75.00
Tostones Rellenos / Stufffed Plantains
Crispy plantain cups filled with your choice of filling: beef & cheese, chicken, pork or shredded beef & potatos.
$74.00
Party Pleaser 25-30
This crowd pleaser will satisfy 25-30 people. Included is a 1/2 tray of Caesar salad, 1/2 tray of Puerto Rican Rice, 1/2 tray of Papi's potato salad, and your choice of 30x empanadas. *Please order 24-hours in advance.
$450.00
1/2 Tray Lechon / Roasted Garlic Rosemary Pork
20-25ppl | Slow-roasted garlic-rosemary pork.
$150.00
1/2 Tray Of Ropa Vieja (Shredded Beef & Potatos)
Shredded beef round seak with potatoes simmered in fresh herbs.
$150.00
1/2 Tray Of Flaka
1/2 Tray of stewed and shredded chicken breast in herbs.
$150.00
1/2 Tray Of Isla
Braised yucca in peppers, garlic and fresh herbs.
$125.00
Sides
Arroz Con Gandules
1/2 Tray / 20-25pp | Traditional Puerto Rican rice and pigeon peas.
$95.00
Yucca Al Mojo
1/2 tray / 20pp-25pp | Yucca in a red pepper, red onion sauce.
$65.00
Papi's Potato Salad
1/2 Tray / 20-25pp | Papi's potato salad is simply pototoes, eggs apples and mayo, yummy classic.
$65.00
Arroz Con Gandules
1/2 Tray Traditional Puerto Rican Rice
$95.00
Maduros - Sweet Plantains
1/2-tray Maduros - Sweet Plantains
$65.00
Plantain Chips
1/2-Tray house-made plantain chips
$65.00
Dessert
Coconut Flan
$5.50
Non Alcoholic Beverages
Latte
Dark Matter Espresso with your choice or steamed oat, almond or whole milk.
$4.45
Signature Latte
Dark Matter Coffee espresso with a hint of coconut and your choice of oat or whole milk.
$5.95
Espresso Shot
$2.50
Cappuccino
Dark Matter Coffee espresso and your choice of steamed frothy oat, almond or whole milk.
$4.45
Frozen Latte
$4.95
Dark Matter Cold Brew
Rotating flavors
$3.75
Dark Matter Cold Brew
Black Splash
$4.00
Dark Matter Coffee Can: Chocolate City
Minimalist, viscous, acid-driven, psychedelegence in a can. 7.5 oz can.
$4.00
Dark Matter Coffee Can: Vanilla Suburbs
This brew will delight with explosive vanilla and cocoa flavors.
$5.00
Water
$2.00
Kola Champagne
$2.50
Orange Juice
$3.99
Alani Energy Drink
$4.50
Rockstar Energy Drink
$4.50
Aperitivo Mocktail
Italian Spritz Mocktail features a blend of aromatic herbs with notes of orange, boasting a bright color and light, refreshing taste.
$7.00
Loose Leaf Tea
A variety of loose leaf tea served with your personal kettle; can be served hot or iced.
Customize Your Smoothie: Add Peanut Butter, Add Chia Seeds
$6.00
Peanutbutter Banana
Customize Your Smoothie: Add Peanut Butter, Add Chia Seeds
$6.00
Cocktails
Margarita Flight
Choose four flavors or addictive margaritas. Fresh lime, tequila, orange liqeuer and fruit puree make this a delicious tasting experience! Choose from classic margarita, guava, strawberry, blueberry, mango, pineapple, passion fruit and coconut.
$24.00
Bourbon Smash
Bourbon, Blackberry Liqueur & Mint.
$15.00
Mojito Flight Calle Tortuga
Let's take a flight to the Caribbean with our most delicious refreshing mojito flight.
$24.99
Titi-Martha-Rita
A well-balanced guava-lime margarita.
$13.50
Piña Colada
$13.50
Smoked Old Rum - Fashion
Tanduay Gold Rum, walnut bitters, orange bitters, orange zest and lux cherry. Topped off with cherry smoke.
$13.50
Coconut Vacation
Coconut tequila & fresh lime make this a vacation in a glass.
$14.00
Maria Is A Smokeshow
Mezcal, orange liqueur, grapefruit juice.
Mountain Coffee
Dark Matter Coffee Espresso, Rum, Irish Cream
$10.00
Sangano
Chocolate covered banana in a glass.
$12.00
Caribbean Tour Rum Flight
$24.00
Bloody Mary
$12.00
Mimosa
$9.00
Bottomless Mimosas
$29.00
Mojito
$13.00
Negroni
Gin, Vermouth & Rosen Bitters with a grapfruit garnish
$16.00
Premium Rum
$14.00
Premium Whisky
$14.00
Premium Tequila
$14.00
Patrón Shot
$14.00
Paloma
$10.00
Pain Killer
White rum, dark rum, coconut and pinapple, shaken and served up.
$14.00
Spritz Del Conte
$9.00
Beer
Red Stripe
Bottle
$8.00
Corona Extra
Bottle
$6.00
Modelo Especial
$5.00
Medalla
Canned
$5.00
Daisy Cutter
Tap Beer - Pale Ale
$7.00
Gumballhead
Tap Beer - American Wheat Pale Ale
$7.00
Great Lakes
Tap beer - Edmund Fitzgerald; Robust & complex Porter
$7.00
Sparkling
Opera Prima Mimosa
$5.00
Stella Rose Prosecco
$9.00
Blue Moscato
$9.00
White Wine
Angeline Chardonnay
$9.00
Wither Hills Sauvignon Blanc
$12.00
Rosé
Noble Vines Rose
$9.00
Red Wine
La Crema Pinot Noir
$10.00
Francis Coppola Cabernet Sauvignon
$13.00
Noble Vines Pinot Noir
$9.00
Alaris Trapiche Malbec
$9.00
Padrillos Malbec
$9.00
THC-Infused Drinks
Sweet Justice
10mg THC, Pacific Island Punch, Cherry Cola
$15.00
CQ Spritzer
5mg THC, available in Watermelon Cucumber, Strawberry Lemonade, or Raspberry Lemon-Lime
Artet Spritz
5mg THC, available in Grapefruit Rosemary, Strawberry Basil, or Mango Ginger