Cheeky Bastards Restaurant Menu

Organic Oats Grown in Ireland\n100% Irish Product\nCertified Organic Irish Oats\n5th generation Lalor Family, on their farm in Kilbeggan. Co. Westmeath, Ireland\nBallard Organic Farm, Co. Westmeath, Ireland

Father's Day Family Roast.  (Children under 12 $15.00 - Children under 6 free)

Afternoon tea.

A smaller version of our Proper Bangers and Mash. One Banger served over house made mashed potatoes and sweet green peas.

Corned beef, British cheddar, salad cream, grilled on sourdough bread. Served with chips.

British cheddar, toasted to perfection on sourdough bread. Served with a side of chips.

British cheddar on sourdough. Served with salted crisps

Chopped roast beef, caramelized onions, British cheddar, and salad cream on a toasted potato bun. Served with British Chips

A British grilled cheese. British cheddar between two slices of perfectly toasted sourdough bread. Served with salted crisps

British cheddar cheese, sun dried tomatoes, crisp greens, pickled red onion, british pickle on soft white bread. served with salted crisps. - v

British cheddar cheese, British pickle on soft bread. Served with salted crisps

Roasted chicken infused with aromatic spices, served between slices of soft white bread. Served with salted crisps

Corned beef, caramelized onions, English cheddar, house made salad cream on sourdough bread. Served with British Chips

A pub classic British comfort food, featuring juicy sausages, creamy garlic cheesy mashed potatoes, crispy onions, and a rich onion gravy. Served with a side of peas, this hearty dish is sure to satisfy your cravings. Order now and treat yourself to a taste of tradition!

Indulge in the classic British dish of Fish & Chips, featuring crispy beer battered Icelandic cod and golden fried thick cut chips. Accompanied by mushy peas and Cheeky Bastards Signature Tartar sauce, this meal is a delightful combination of flavors and textures. Order now and experience the taste of tradition!

Made with locally sourced lamb, fresh herbs, and a mouthwatering garlic cheesy mash, this hearty dish is topped with a golden bread crumb pecorino cheese crust. Treat yourself to a taste of pure satisfaction - order our Shepherd's Pie today!

One crumpet served with a choice of honey or jam

Choice of sausage or bacon on potato bun

1 egg (any style), 1 piece of proper British bacon, 1 sausage patty, Heinz Beans, tomato, mushrooms, and a piece of sourdough toast.

The cold, refreshing, sparkling classic that America loves.

The cold, refreshing flavors of lemon and lime, perfectly blended.

The same great taste but with zero calories.

Have you discovered the glory of curry chips\nWe’re talking Irish curry chips – which is pretty much what it sounds like, chips with curry sauce. It’s a combination that’s not the sole preserve of Ireland, of course. Curry chips are big in England too.

The classic British comfort food experience, Chips & Gravy. Our crispy, golden chips perfectly complement the rich and savory flavor of our homemade onion gravy, creating a mouthwatering combination that will satisfy your cravings. Treat yourself to this delicious treat today!

Traditional British ground sausage seasoned with pepper, salt, thyme, and nutmeg, mixed with our housemade mustard baked in a puff pastry.

Pork scratchings are a crispy, crunchy British pub snack made from pork skin fried to perfection in beef tallow. Think of them as the lovechild of a potato chip and bacon, but with more attitude! Available 11am - close

The classic taste of British comfort, thick cut potatoes expertly fried in beef tallow to perfection. These crispy and flavorful chips make for a delicious starter or appetizer that will leave you craving for more. Order now and experience the authentic taste of traditional British cuisine!

A classic dish of thick cut chips with a side of rich Irish curry sauce. This delightful combination is sure to satisfy your cravings and transport you to the heart of England. Order now and experience the perfect blend of crispy chips and flavorful curry!

British sausage wrapped in streaky (American) bacon - honey mustard dipping sauce.

Gravy is no longer just reserved for a nice Sunday roast, but is also a lovely addition to chips.

British bacon, 2 eggs, banger sausage, sauteed mushrooms, Heinz baked beans, toast, and grilled tomatoes.

with clotted cream

Layers of light sponge cake, butter cream, and sweet strawberry jam

Butter, flour, and sugar creates a delicious shortbread biscuit.

The official royal English scones recipe, enjoyed by the King of England himself, is (as you would expect) delicious. Buttery, just sweet enough, and the perfect companion to your cup of tea or coffee.

Dried cherries, cranberries, golden raisins, & apricots and English Breakfast tea

Delicious no-bake cake made of crushed Digestive Biscuits, sugar, syrup, raisins, chocolate, and cocoa powder.

2 shots espresso, Ghirardelli chocolate syrup, toasted marshmallow syrup, and steamed milk

2 or 3 shots of espresso with vanilla and carmel syrup added. Sugar free syrups available.

2 shots of espresso, chai syrup and your choice of milk.

High elevation Ceylon black tea, Lemon Verbena, Lemon peel and Lemon Creme flavoring.

Special blend served at Buckingham Palace. Hints of Earl Grey and Jasmine Tea

English Breakfast tea with a shot of Earl Grey de la Creme simple syrup with steamed milk.

Rooibos tea with strawberry, apple, orange peel, raspberry, cherry, rose hips, blackberry, plum & marigold.

Side of mashed potatoes

British bacon, egg, and English cheddar served on choice of bread

The beloved British sandwich uses British bacon, commonly referred to in North America as back bacon. Tangy HP Sauce, a popular British condiment with a sweet, smoky flavor, makes a mouthwatering counterpoint to the salty meat.

2 poached eggs on an english muffin with British bacon and Hollandaise sauce.

2 traditional British light & fluffy toasted griddle cakes. Served with butter and your choice of jam or honey.

Smoked salmon, dill cream cheese, pickled onions

Two eggs, cooked in cumin butter sauce, on house made avocado spread, topped with pickled onions and dill, all served over toasted sourdough bread.

Two poached eggs with Scottish smoked salmon topped with capers, pickled red onion and Hollandaise sauce served on an English muffin.

Perfectly toasted bread paired with rich, savory Heinz baked beans and a dash of Worcestershire

Sourdough toast topped with fresh avocado\n\nAdd 2 eggs any style + $2.90

2 poached eggs and British bacon on an english muffin, covered in our rarebit beer cheese sauce

Eggs, Cumberland sausage, back bacon, grilled mushrooms, grilled tomatoes, Heinz baked beans, black & white pudding, bubble & squeak, Lorne sausage, tattie scone, & haggis served with a side of Scottish porridge

2 eggs any style with british bacon or sausage patty & toast

British sausage patty, with your choice of HP sauce or Ketchup on a buttered soft bun.

Fresh avo, egg, and English cheddar served on choice of bread

Beyond Sausage, egg, house-made strawberry jam, on our signature Croissant bun made fresh daily

Poached eggs (2), house made hummus, Za'atar roasted mushrooms, avocado oil, everything bagel on side for dipping

Strongbow Hard Cider topped with Guinness.

Flavors of Dried Cherry, Black Currant, Vanilla

Tasty tropical flavors such as mango, papaya and pineapple with citrus notes, delicately intertwine with aromas of green apple and pear to create depth and balance throughout. A hint of toasted oak rounds out the finish.

Citrus and tropical fruits backed by herbaceous notes. The finish is fresh and zesty!

Pimm's Gin based liquer, Cheeky Bastards Lavender Lemonade, a splash of soda water. Garnished with a cucumber, mint leaves, and lemon.