Call Your Mother Deli – Barracks Row / Capitol Hill D.C. Menu

You might recognize some veryyy familiar CYM flavors in these lil chocolate morsels! - Matzo Brittle Clusters: Crunchy, sweet, & a lil' salty to bring out that chocolatey goodness. - Chocolate Brigadeiros: Decadent cocoa powder & condensed milk, garnished with chocolate sprinkles. - Strawberry Guava Bon Bon: Tangy and sweet filling in a creamy shell. - Raspberry Lemon Bon Bon: Sweet berry & tart citrus in a creamy shell.

Our very favorite Passover dessert reimagined in truffle form! A lil morsel of flavor you won't wanna miss. Crunchy matzo and sweet caramel coated in rich chocolate and topped with sea salt. Each box contains 8 Matzo Brittle Clusters.

A cup of Jojo's Daily Drip Medium Roast coffee.

Refreshing Cold Brew made with our partners, Chyrus.

Our delicious matcha gets married to our lavender honey syrup for the blockbuster romantic Springtime love story of the century. Served Hot or Iced.

🍓 Answer the call of the wild. This latte has got you covered with all the fruity, matcha-y, springtime-y, sustained caffeination your little heart desires! 🍵 Served iced or hot.

Matcha Green Milk Tea, lightly sweetened.

A delightfully sweet and fruity citrus tea will ALL the refreshment and NONE of the caffeine or sugar.

It's unsweetened black tea and it's ICED!!!

12oz Chai Latte. Add espresso to make it a "Dirty" Chai!

Mem Tea offers great tea with quality sourcing. Choose from: Irish Breakfast, Blue Flower Earl Grey, Golden Green, Ginger Lemon*, Mediterranean Mint*, and Rooibos Decorated*. *caffeine free

Made with CYM-made chocolate syrup!

The best part of waking up is a Maple French Toast Latte in your cup! *Cinni chips contain milk.

Have you ever woken up craving a cinny bun AND a latte? Check both boxes and satisfy your wildest desires with this little number.

A lightly sweet, slightly floral (but NOT soapy), Spring-y latte. Approachable levels of lavender. Served Hot or Iced.

Our Honey Oat Latte, made with Oat Milk and a swirl of Honey.

Mocha with CYM-made Chocolate Syrup.

Double shot of Espresso.

Cream Soda, Root Beer, Black Cherry, and Diet Black Cherry.

16oz bottle. Open Water is ultra-purified, electrolyte-packed canned water in BPA-free aluminum packaging. Recyclable? Check. Climate Neutral? You bet.

16oz bottle. Open Water is ultra-purified, electrolyte-packed canned water in BPA-free aluminum packaging. Recyclable? Check. Climate Neutral? You bet.

16oz of Natalie's OJ. Plenty for one person or good for 2 to share.

16oz of Natalie's Strawberry Lemonade- Natalie's uses only 4 ingredients: lemons, ripe strawberries, pure cane sugar and water. Rich in vitamin C & anthocyanins (antioxidant).

Bagel comes unsliced.

Bagels come unsliced.

Bagels come unsliced.

Bagels come unsliced.

1/2 pints. We recommend at least two 1/2 pints per baker's dozen.

1/2lb of Smoked Salmon.

1/2lb of CYM-made Tuna Salad.

This veggie box for 4 comes with: sliced red onion, cucumbers, tomatoes, and capers.

Local Bacon, Bodega-Style Eggs, American & Cheddar Cheeses, Spicy Honey, on an Everything bagel.

Pastrami, Bodega-style Eggs, American & Cheddar Cheeses, Spicy Honey on an Everything bagel.

Impossible™ sausage, Bodega-style Eggs, American & Cheddar cheeses, Spicy Honey on an Everything bagel.

Bodega-Style Eggs, American & Cheddar Cheeses, Spicy Honey, on an Everything bagel.

Bodega-style Egg, Latke, American + Cheddar Cheeses, Mashed Avocado on a Plain bagel.

Logan's Maple Chicken Sausage, Bodega-style Eggs, American + Cheddar Cheeses, Spicy Honey on a Maple Salt & Pepper bagel.

Plain Cream Cheese, Smoked Salmon, Cucumbers, Tomatoes, Red Onion, Capers on an Everything bagel.

Plain Cream Cheese, Cucumber, Tomato, Red Onion and Capers on an Everything bagel.

Sliced chicken, Lettuce, Caesar dressing, Parmesan chips on a Cheddar bagel.

Mashed avocado, Garlic-Herb cream cheese, Cucumber, Pickled veggies, Shredded carrots on a Plain bagel.

Candied Salmon Cream Cheese, Cucumbers, Crispy Shallots, Lettuce on a Za'atar bagel.

One Trick Pony Kinda Crunchy Peanut Butter, CYM-made Granola and Strawberry-Mint Jam on a Cinnamon Raisin bagel.

Mashed Avocado, Fritos, Pickled Veggies, Jalapeño on an Everything bagel.

Roasted Veggie Cream Cheese, Bacon, Jalapeños and Crispy Shallots on a Cheddar bagel.

Create your own toasted bagel sandwich, choose your bagel and schmear!

Create your own HOT bagel sandwich!

Chopped turkey, Sofrito, Cheddar cheese, and Jalapeño on a Cheddar bagel.

Roasted Turkey, Fresh Mozzarella, Pesto* and Red Pepper Relish, melted on a Plain bagel. Pesto* *contains dairy, pesto does not contain pine nuts

Pastrami/Brisket, American + Cheddar Cheeses, Sofrito, Jalapeño, melted on a Cheddar bagel.

Like an Argentinian Fugazzetta on a bagel! Latke, Oregano + Chile Flake Roasted Onions, Cheddar Cheese, Chimichurri on a Cheddar Bagel.

Our Tuna Salad with melted American and Cheddar Cheeses on Marble Rye.

Tuna Salad, Lettuce, Tomato and Red Onion on your choice of Challah or Rye.

Pastrami, Jalapeño, Pickled Veggies and Jalapeño-Herb Mayo on Rye or Challah.

Hummus, Mashed Avocado, Pickled Veggies, Shredded Carrots, and Roasted Pepitas on Rye or Challah.

Bacon, Lettuce, Tomatoes, Mashed Avocado, Jalapeño-Herb Mayo on Challah or Rye.

Turkey, Lettuce, Tomato and Red Onion, Duke's Mayo on your choice of Challah or Rye.

Sliced chicken, Lettuce, Tomato, Red Onion and Duke's Mayo on Challah or Rye.

3 Potato Latkes served with Apple Jam and Sour Cream.

2 pieces of Yuca Cheesy Bread. Made with yuca flour (cassava/tapioca starch), it's fluffy, cheesy and goes with everything. (gluten free)

Salted or Salt & Vinegar Potato Chips.

Whole Sour Pickle.

Strawberry. Guava. Babka. Muffin. It’s four of the greatest things in the entire world lovingly braided into one magical pastry.

#1 most delicious thing on earth: cinnamon buns. #2 most delicious thing on earth babka. You do the math!

Our delicious Chocolate Babka in an easy-to-eat muffin form! A Call Your Mother specialty.

A Cake-like Cookie topped with Chocolate and Vanilla glaze.

A classic with chunks of chocolate and topped with flaky salt.

Delicious Sprinkle Sugar Cookie

CALL YOUR MOTHER DOG POUND ESTABLISHED 2018. If you’re anything like us, you love bagels. And dogs. And coffee. And hoodies. You understand where we’re going with this.

Name something more retro then this retro crew neck. We dare you.

An absolute club banger. Soft, tie-dye, very CYM-y…. It’s everything you’re looking for in a hoodie!

legend has it that if you turn the lights off in your bathroom and chant the words “call your mother” four times, a royal palm will appear. we can neither confirm nor deny these claims. however, we can confirm that this shirt is fresh.

SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL BAGEL SHOP. SUPPORT FLAMINGARISTAS. 100% cotton, designed with your coziness in mind 😉

Our classic Dial Logo lovingly slapped on an extra cozy white T-shirt!

GROOVY tie-dye T-shirt taken to the next level with a groovy CYM logo. 5.4oz 100% cotton.

Super chill, extra earthy-birch flavored dad hat with that gooood laffy taffy embroidery.

10oz ceramic mug with 10000000oz worth of diner swagggg. Drink coffee or any other beverage you want out of it - it’s YOUR mug.

This revolutionary coffee mug is shaped like a BAGEL!!!!!!! UNBELIEVABLE! #WOW.

Specifically designed to make even the most mundane garments SPICY.

Leave your grocery shopping list at home...it’s already printed on this lil’ cutie. It's a hard-working tote that can be used ANYWHERE & for ANYTHING!!!!!

NO LAPTOP IS SAFE!

17 oz Vacuum Insulated Stainless Steel Tumbler

12oz Insulated CYM Camper Mug

12oz Bag of Whole Coffee Beans. CYM’s first coffee roasted in-house! Medium roast. Brazilian beans. Brewed up for super simple, super bomb, classic diner caffeination experience. Named after our favorite girl, Lil’ Jojo!

CYM's house made Spicy Honey, the same one we use on our infamous Bacon Sun City!

The latest and greatest from the CYM family: One Trick Pony Peanut Butter. Made from just Argentinian peanuts and Patagonian sea salt. No oils, no sugars, no nonsense.

8oz pouch of Z&Z Za'atar. Z&Z Za’atar is bursting with the delicious flavors of all-natural wild thyme, sesame seeds, sumac, salt, and sunflower oil.

Priced per person.