Starters
- Bacon Jalapeno Cheesy BreadMozzarella, Cheddar, Ricotta, Sliced Garlic, Jalapeno, Bacon. Comes with Ranch and Red Sauce. 100% vegan. Can be prpared on a gluten free crust, but bacon is not gluten free.$17.50
- Cheesy Garlic BreadMozzarella, Ricotta, Sliced Garlic, Grated Parmesan, Italian Seasoning. Comes with Ranch and Red Sauce. 100% vegan. Can be prepared Gluten Free.$17.00
- Buddy's Mozzarella SticksBuddy's famous mozzarella sticks! Cashew based cheese elegantly coated in seasoned panko and served a side of marinara. 100% vegan, not available gluten free.$10.00
8x10 Inch Pizzas
- Everyday I'm Brusselin'Mozzarella, Cheddar, Shaved Brussel Sprouts, Bacon, Red Onions and Chili Oil. 100% vegan, can be made gluten free without bacon.$18.00
- Bottled WindMozzarella, Grilled Chicken, Cherry Peppers, Vodka Sauce, Basil. Can be prepared gluten free.$18.00
- A Praise ChorusMozzarella, Mama Lil's Peppers, Sausage, Red Sauce. 100% vegan. Can be prepared gluten free.$17.50
- Ape Dos MilMozzarella, Red Sauce, Grated Parmesan, Fresh Basil. 100% vegan. Can be prepared gluten free.$17.00
- Bacon Damn SureMozzarella, Cheddar, Jalapenos, Bacon, Beef, Red Onions, Ranch and BBQ Drizzle. 100% vegan. Can be prepared on a gluten free crust but bacon is not gluten free.$18.00
- BiancaMozzarella, Ricotta, Sausage, Sliced Garlic, Fresh Basil, Grated Parmesan, Sea Salt, Red Pepper Flakes. 100% vegan. Can be prepared Gluten Free.$17.50
- Cheeseburger PizzaMozzarealla, Cheddar, Beef, Red Onion, Pickles, Burger Sauce. 100% vegan. Can be prepared Gluten Free.$17.50
- Four Minute MileMozzarella, Black Olive, Pepperoni, Red Sauce, Red Chili Flake. 100% vegan. Can be prepared on a gluten free crust but pepperoni is not gluten free.$17.50
- Head On CollisionMozzarella, Sausage, Pepperoni, Red Sauce, Fresh Basil. 100% vegan. Can be prepared on a gluten free crust but pepperoni is not gluten free.$17.50
- Jimmy PestoMozzarela, Cheddar, Pesto, Pepperoni, Jalapenos, Hot Honey Drizzle. 100% vegan. Can be prepared on a gluten free crust but pepperoni is not gluten free.$17.50
- Map ChangeMozzarella, Buffalo Fried Chicken, Red Onion, Bleu Cheese. 100% vegan. Can be prepared on a gluten free crust but chicken is not gluten free.$18.50
- Steaky Breaky HeartMozzarella, Cheddar, Steak, Pickled Red Onions, Cilantro Lime Aioli. 100% vegan. Can be prepared on a gluten free crust but steak is not gluten free.$17.50
- Strings Of NashvilleMozzarella, Nashville Fried Chicken, Pickles, Ranch Drizzle. 100% vegan. Can be prepared on a gluten free crust but chicken is not gluten free.$18.50
- Unfamiliar SunMozzarella, Pepperoni, Red Sauce. 100% vegan. Can be prepared on a gluten free crust but pepperoni is not gluten free.$17.50
- Viktor VaughnMozzarella, Cheddar, Kale, Red Onion, Ricotta, Mama Lil's Peppers, Pesto. 100% vegan. Can be prepared gluten free.$17.50
Salads
- Large Kale CaesarDressed Kale, House Croutons, Parmesan, Crack Pepper. 100% vegan.$11.00
- Small Kale CaesarDressed Kale, House Croutons, Parmesan, Crack Pepper. 100% vegan.$8.00
Wings
- 6 Drumsticks6 Vegan Drumsticks.$14.00
Dessert
- Slice Of Dream CakeRotating seasonal flavor. 100% Vegan.$8.50
- Raven Corps Rice Crispy TreatOriginal or rotating monthly flavor. Sales go to benefit local non-profit The Raven Corp's. *CONTAINS CASHEWS*$5.50
- Oh Connor's Irish Potato CandyCoconut cream candies dusted in cinnamon and cocoa. Contains coconut and soy, Gluten Free$11.00
Sauce Sides
- Side Of Ranch$1.50
- Side Of Hot Honey$1.50
- Side Of Bleu Cheese$1.50
- Side Of Red Sauce$1.50
Slices
- Ape Dos Mil SliceMozzarella, Red Sauce, Fresh Basil, Grated Parm. 100% vegan.$5.00
- Special SliceCheck out the Specials Board to find out what slice we have today$5.00
- Daily Rotating SliceAsk us what we have available today$5.00
Slice + Can of Rootbeer
- Ape Dos Mil + Can Of Rootbeer$6.50
- Special Slice + Can Of Rootbeer$6.50
- Daily Rotating Slice + Can Of Rootbeer$6.50
Alcohol
- PFriem Pilsner$3.50
- Caldera Seltzer Huckleberry Lemonade$3.00
- Modern Times Orderville Hazy IPA$3.75
- 16 Oz Old German Lager$2.50
- Modern Times Reality Welder Hazy IPA$3.75
N/A Beverages
- 12 Oz Mexican Coke$3.00
- Topo ChicoTasty Bubbles$3.00
- Mela Watermelon Water$3.75
- Bonyard Lemon Ginger CBD SodaNon-Alcoholic but still 21+$4.00
- Fentman's Rose Lemonade$3.00
- ULTRAPOP Root Beer$3.00
- Happy Mountain Honeydew Kombucha$4.00
Merchandise
- Boxcar Tote BagDesigned by local artist @twin.suns and printed in Portland, OR$12.00
- Sticker$2.00
- Boxcar Dog Tee Shirt$10.00
- Boxcar Panther Crewneck$45.00
- Pizza Reaper$25.00
- Panther TeeDesigned by Virginia Hicks. Printed in Portland, OR by Pacific North Press.$25.00
