BlondZee's Steak House Menu

A slew of Meaty Tender bird arms with a wang to 'em. Git 'em brandin' iron Hot or with a Honey Barbecue Mild enuff fer the School Marm

'Tater Hides covered with Cheddar and Jack Cheeses, Onion and Bacon served with Sour Cream and Ranch Dressing

Ah pashaw, sure it's fancy, but dang good. Artichoke Hearts and Spinach marinated in a rich Cream and Cheese Sauce, served with Sliced Break

Ol' Cooky's just keddin' them there ears are really sliced taters seasoned & fried golden brown. Served with a spicy ranch

French fried taters topped with tenderloin tip chili, cheese & onions

Up 'til now, all us hombres thought beer was only for drinkin'. Then Ol' Cooky done accidentally spilt some in his batter and we had another think comin'. Thick cut and big around as a horse collar

These vittles are real dynomite. With a blast of jalapeno these sticks of mozzarella ain't for sissies

American cheese, mushrooms, onions and bacon

Our ownn tenderloin tip chili smothers with cheese and onions

Teriyaki sauce, pineapple, and Swiss cheese

Chicken breast, teriyaki sauce, pineapple, Swiss cheese

Sauteed mushrooms and Swiss cheese

BBQ sauce, bacon and cheddar cheese

Chicken breast, Swiss cheese, lettuce, tomato and bacon

Shredded pork smothered in our homemade BBQ sauce

Lettuce, tomato, American cheese and pickles

With lettuce, tomato and pickles

A Thick and Savory Filet oven baked with a garlic crustin'

Ol'Cooky's tried and true cod, crispy enough for a cowboy. Served with fried taters

Generous Fresh Cut Filet crusted in Almonds. Believe you me Ol' Cooky knows crusty. Ya can't bake 'em more perfecter

Yer gonna go plum loco for Ol' Cooky's tropical twist on Deep Fried Butterflied Shrimp, lightly Battered and rolled in Coconut

1 lb., you betcha pardner, 16 oz. of Succulent, Steamed King Crab Legs served with the fastest, Quick Drawn Butter in the West

Two Cold Water Tails steamed till tender sweet, then broiled till perfect. Shucks, not even Quigley got somethin' this good

Cooky's special no breadin' Grilled "Chixen Parmyjohnna" with Vodka Marinara. Yup Pardner, we said Vodka. Like Ol' Cooky says, "There ain't nothin' wrong with Marinara that a little Vodka can't fix." This delightful concoction is served over a generous portion of Spaghetti

14 oz. Hand Trimmed Bone-In New York Strip Steak

Bacon-Wrapped Filet Mignon so dang tender it will melt in your mouth

12 oz. Juicy, Center Cut Ribeye char grilled

Choice Porterhouse Steak cooked to your preference

Two Thick Cut Pork Chops grilled to perfection served with Applesauce and yer choice of 'Tater. This here 'n is Ma's favorite

Grilled Calves Liver topped with Crispy Fried Bacon and Sauteed Onion served with Creamy Mashed 'Taters smothered in Gravy

This sure ain't no burger pardner, but 12oz, of lip smackin' sirloin coursely ground and hand formed. Yessiree, it's smothered with grilled mushrooms and onions and flipped out of Ol' Cooky's skillet just the way you like it

Although this selection is from one of them high filutin' big city restaurants it's as zippy and twangy as a ricocheted Winchester bullet. Boy howdy! Ya git a full 8 oz. Breast charbroiled and chin dribblin' juicy

Lightly Breaded Pounded and topped with Brown Gravy

A Half Chicken slowly roasted and basted in Farrell's Special Seasonings

8 oz. Hand Cut Sirloin served with a Half Rack of Barbecued Ribs

A Quartered Chicken (choose between Barbecued or Seasoned Style as listed above) and a Half Rack of our Baby Back Barbecued Pork Ribs

When asked about the fixin's in this here tasty concoction, Darby would just smile and say, 'It ain't all lemon and not much aid." So, we can't tell ya much, but what we can tell ya is, Mr. Jack Daniels Whiskey is used in quite a liberal fashion in this easy drinkin' libation

Ya gotta be fast on the draw with this one! Kahlua and Malibu Coconut Rum with cream, served over ice

Ya gotta know when to hold 'em and know when to fold 'em. Sauza Gold Tequila Reposado and Midori Melon Liqueur with our margarita mix, blended to perfection

Cosmopolitan at it's best! Skyy Vodka Chambord & Hiram Walker Triple Sec with a fresh lime squeeze

A Rodeo Favorite! Kettle One Vodka, Cointreau Orange Liqueur, Hiram Walker Blue Curacao & splash of Sweet 'n' Sour

Darby will brand your taste buds with chocolate! Stoli Vanil Vodka & Hiram Walker White Cream De Cocoa, chilled to perfection

Absolutely Wild! Absolut Vodka, Pama Pomegranate Liqueur and splash of pineapple juice chilled to perfection & garnished with a fresh lime squeeze

Darby Loves to Ride This One Out! Stoli Elit, Hiram Walker Butter Nips and Hiram Walker Sour Apple Schnapps

This will take you to the star-spangle Rodeo! Stoli Ohranj, Hiram Walker Triple Sec & cranberry juice with fresh squeeze lime chilled to perfection

Yee Ha, Ride Em Cowboy! Makers Mark Kentucky Bourbon, DeKuyper Sour Apple Schnapps & cranberry juice

Darby thinks this is better than a candy bar! Malibu Coconut Rum & Frangelico Hazelnut Liqueur with a splash of cream

Espresso at its finest! Darby wakes with this one every mornin'! Vincent Van Gogh Espresso Vodka, Kahlua & Baileys Irish Cream

A Quarter Pound Burger with all the fixin's, some of the fixin's, none of the fixin's. Shucks! We don't give a hoot just as long as our Li'l Buckaroos are happy

Yer li'l "poke" gets a portion of spaggetty pasta with their druthers of red or white sauce with a sideboard of breadstix

Nuggets of Tender Chicken with a crunchy golden coat served with ranch dressing

1/4 Rack o'Baby Back Ribs basted in Farrell's Special Barbeque Sauce

All a Li'l Scout can eat and a Whistle Wetter to boot for only

Apple, orange, cranberry & pineapple