Biscuit Bitch Belltown Menu

4.5

(1,850+ Reviews)

$Southern

UTENSILS FEATURED BITCHES!GRAVY BITCHES BITCHWICHES SIDES TAKE N BAKE HOT DRANKS COLD DRANKS BITCHY MERCH

UTENSILS
- A BITCH NEEDS UTENSILS
  Need utensils with your food? Add to cart NOW and we will put in as many as needed for your whole order.
FEATURED BITCHES!
- CHEESY PORK 'N BITCH
  Back for a limited time! Big-Ass Biscuit topped with Sausage or Mushroom Gravy, shredded Cheddar, and a big ole scoop of Crispy Crumbled Bacon.
  $15.50
- CANADIAN BITCH
  How about Maple Peanut Butter and Bacon sandwiched between two Buttery Biscuit halves? It's a beauty, eh?
  $7.50
- BISCUIT BITCH T-SHIRT
  Be the Bitch you always wanted to be!!
  X-Small (Women's Size Sm)
  $25.00
  Small (Unisex S)
  $25.00
  Medium (Unisex M)
  $25.00
  Large (Unisex L)
  $25.00
  XL (Unisex XL
  $25.00
  2XL (Unisex 2XL)
  $25.00
  3XL (Unisex 3XL)
  $25.00
- FREE STICKER (with purchase and social media mention)
  We'll give YOU a free Bitch sticker, you promise to check-in or mention us on Tik Tok, Facebook, IG or the Social Media platform of your choice. Deal? We trust you, Bitch! (thank you!) Limit one free per meal ordered (2 max!)
  FREE STICKER (limit 1 per meal purchase)
  $0.00
  BUY MORE STICKERS!
  $1.00
- DIRTY PUMPKIN
  Our NAUGHTY sweet & spicy Pumpkin Pie Chai Latte with 2 shots of Espresso
  12oz
  $5.35
  16oz
  $5.65
  20oz
  $5.95
GRAVY BITCHES
- EASY BITCH
  A Biscuit Bitch Classic! Biscuit and Sausage Gravy topped with two *Over Easy eggs. *Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness
  $14.25
- HOT MESS BITCH
  Biscuit and Sausage Gravy topped with shredded cheddar, garlic grits, two eggs your way, split grilled Louisiana Hot Link and pickled jalapeños. Get that spicy Bitch in your moufhole!
  $17.00
- SMOKIN' HOT BITCH
  Our Biscuit topped with Sausage Gravy, shredded Cheddar, a split-grilled Louisiana Hot Link and Jalapeños. !SPICY!
  $14.75
- GRITTY SCRAMBLED CHEESY BITCH
  Our top seller of all time! Big-Ass Biscuit and Country Sausage Gravy, shredded Cheddar, two fluffy Scrambled Eggs and a scoop of Garlic Grits.
  $15.50
- STRAIGHT-UP BITCH
  OG Big-Ass Biscuit smothered in our secret recipe Country Sausage Gravy. Customize your heart out, Bitch!
  $10.25
- CHEESY PORK 'N BITCH
  Back for a limited time! Big-Ass Biscuit topped with Sausage or Mushroom Gravy, shredded Cheddar, and a big ole scoop of Crispy Crumbled Bacon.
  $15.50
BITCHWICHES
- BITCHWICH COMBO DEAL!
  A Bitchin' Deal! Your choice of Bitchwich with a side of Garlic Grits and a 12 oz Drip Coffee, Hot Tea, Iced Tea, Milk or Coke product. Pathwater™ Bottled Water, OJ and Cold Brew available for extra charge.
  Sausage Bitchwich, Grits and 12 oz drink
  $14.75
  SPAM Bitchwitch, Grits and 12 oz drink
  $14.75
  Hot Link Bitchwich, Grits and 12 oz drink
  $15.25
  Bacon Bitchwich, Grits and 12 oz drink
  $14.75
  Veggie Sausage Bitchwich, Grits and 12 oz drink
  $14.75
  Egg & Cheese Bitchwich, Grits and 12 oz drink
  $13.75
- BITCHWICH™ (Egg & Cheese)
  Buttered Biscuit with egg, cheddar, Bitchy Sauce
  $8.00
- BITCHWICH™ (Sausage)
  Buttered biscuit sandwich with egg, cheddar, pork sausage patty, Bitchy Sauce
  $9.00
- BITCHWICH™ (BACON)
  Buttered biscuit sandwich with egg, cheddar, bacon, Bitchy Sauce
  $9.00
- BITCHWICH™ (SPAM)
  Buttered biscuit sandwich with egg, cheddar, SPAM, Bitchy Sauce
  $9.00
- BITCHWICH™ (Hot Link)
  Buttered biscuit with egg, cheddar, grilled spicy Louisiana Hot Link, Bitchy Sauce
  $9.50
- BITCHWICH™ (Veggie Sausage)
  Buttered biscuit with egg, cheddar, Morningstar Farms Veggie Sausage Patty, Bitchy Sauce (Veggie Sausage is not GF)
  $9.00
- CANADIAN BITCH
  How about Maple Peanut Butter and Bacon sandwiched between two Buttery Biscuit halves? It's a beauty, eh?
  $7.50
- BUTTERED UP BITCH
  Big-ass biscuit with butter + choice of spread on the side
  Butter and Jam
  $5.00
  Butter and Honey
  $5.00
  Butter Only
  $4.65
  Jam Only
  $4.65
  Maple Peanut Butter Only
  $5.00
  Honey Only
  $4.65
  Plain
  $4.50
SIDES
- GARLIC GRITS & BUTTER
  Creamy Grits with roasted garlic, topped with butter and fresh cracked pepper
  $3.25
- SIDE OF GRAVY
  6 oz side of our delicious Country Gravy. Choose Sausage or our Vegetarian and GF Mushroom
  Sausage Gravy
  $4.35
  Mushroom Gravy
  $4.35
- CHEESY GARLIC GRITS
  Creamy grits with roasted garlic, cheddar cheese, butter, fresh cracked black pepper
  $4.00
- SIDE OF BITCHY SAUCE
  Our house secret-recipe remoulade. Drizzle or dip your favorite Bitch for a tangy kick! (2 oz ramekin)
  $1.00
- SIDE OF BUTTER
  2 oz side of butter
  $1.00
- SIDE OF HONEY
  1oz side of honey. Beez made it- you like it.
  $1.00
- SIDE OF BITCH BERRY JAM
  2 oz ramekin of Danish Orchard berry jam (usually Boysenberry but sometimes Raspberry or Blackberry depending on availability)
  $1.00
- SIDE OF JALAPENOS
  2 oz cup of pickled jalas! Feel the burnnnn
  $1.00
- SIDE OF CALLAHAN'S HOT SAUCE
  1 oz side of Callahan's Habanero Hot Sauce. Made in Seattle. (You can buy a whole bottle to take home from in our Merch section)
  $1.00
- SIDE OF FRANKS HOT SAUCE
  1 oz of the classic southern go-to
  $0.50
- SIDE OF MAPLE PEANUT BUTTER
  $1.00
TAKE N BAKE
- TAKE 'N BAKE BITCHES (1/2 dozen)
  Be a BIG-ASS BISCUIT BAKIN' BITCH using our house-made frozen biscuit dough in your home oven. Bake whole from frozen and have fresh biscuits for your holiday meal, special brunch or make your own version of a Bitchwich for a midnight snack! Or, cut biscuits into pieces and drop on soups and stews for Bitchin' Dumplings.
  $16.80
HOT DRANKS
- AMERICANO
  Espresso shots in hot water. 12oz = 2 shots, 16oz = 3 shots, 20oz = 4 shots!
  12oz
  $4.20
  16oz
  $4.85
  20oz
  $5.50
- LATTE
  2 shots of Espresso with steamed milk
  12oz
  $4.75
  16oz
  $5.10
  20oz
  $5.45
- CAPPUCCINO
  2 Shots of Espresso with frothy milk and foam. 12 oz only
  $4.75
- DOPPIO
  2 shots of Espresso- straight up!!
  $3.90
- CHAI LATTE
  Spicy and invigorating, Seattle's local Morning Glory Chai warms you from the inside out. (Add a double shot of espresso in modifiers to make it "Dirty")
  12oz
  $4.75
  16oz
  $5.10
  20oz
  $5.45
- DIRTY PUMPKIN
  Our NAUGHTY sweet & spicy Pumpkin Pie Chai Latte with 2 shots of Espresso
  12oz
  $5.35
  16oz
  $5.65
  20oz
  $5.95
- HOT CHOCOLATE
  Ghiradelli Dark Chocolate, steamed milk, topped with whip
  12oz
  $3.60
  16oz
  $4.10
  20oz
  $4.60
- HOT TEA by MARKETSPICE
  Cuppa' tea, Bitch? We offer 3 varieties of local Marketspice tea. Choose Earl Grey, Breakfast Blend or Green tea.
  12oz
  $3.90
  16oz
  $3.95
  20oz
  $4.00
- SEATTLE FOG
  Bitch, this drink is famous! Loose leaf Earl Grey tea, steamed milk, hint of vanilla. Finished with orange zest.(Not available iced)
  12oz
  $4.25
  16oz
  $4.60
  20oz
  $4.95
- MOCHA
  Ghiradhelli Dark Chocolate Mocha
  12oz
  $5.20
  16oz
  $5.80
  20oz
  $6.35
- MEXICAN MOCHA
  Our SPICY house-made dark chocolate blend with two shots of espresso and steamed milk- ha cha cha!
  12oz
  $5.30
  16oz
  $5.90
  20oz
  $6.45
- WHITE CHOCOLATE MOCHA
  Ghiradelli White Chocolate Mocha
  12oz
  $5.20
  16oz
  $5.80
  20oz
  $6.35
- ORANGE INFUSED MOCHA
  Dark Chocolate Mocha with fresh Orange Zest- Hello Sunshine!
  12oz
  $5.30
  16oz
  $5.90
  20oz
  $6.45
- ORANGE INFUSED WHITE MOCHA
  A Biscuit Bitch Favorite! Ghiradelli White Chocolate Mocha infused with fresh Orange Zest. Hello sunshine!
  12oz
  $5.30
  16oz
  $5.90
  20oz
  $6.45
- BITCH BLEND DRIP COFFEE
  Our Signature Bitch Blend Coffee locally roasted for us by Seven Roasters since 2011. This bitchin' blend of beans from women-owned cooperatives around the world won us the Seattle Weekly Readers' Choice Award for BEST COFFEE in Seattle 2018. Decaf not available.
  12 oz
  $3.80
  16 oz
  $4.20
  20oz
  $4.60
COLD DRANKS
- "BITCHES BREW" COLD BREW COFFEE
  Our exclusive Bitch Blend Coffee cold-brewed for a smooth drinkable iced coffee. No decaf option available.
  12 oz
  $4.75
  20 oz
  $6.00
- ICED LATTE (20oz)
  2 shots of our signature espresso with your choice of dairy or alt dairy over ice
  $5.90
- ICED AMERICANO (20 oz)
  4 shots of our signature espresso and water over ice
  $6.00
- SEATTLE SUMMER FOG (20 oz).
  Cool and refreshing like a Seattle Summer morning. Our housemade iced tea with a hint of vanilla, your choice of milk or alt milk and a fresh orange zest finish.
  $5.25
- ICED TEA (20 oz)
  House-made unsweetened Iced Tea.
  $4.50
- ARNOLD PALMER (20 oz)
  1/2 Housemade Iced Tea, 1/2 Lemonade
  $4.75
- PEACH ICED TEA (20 oz)
  House-made Iced Tea with a splash of Peach!
  $4.85
- FUZZY PALMER (20 oz)
  1/2 Housemade Iced Tea, 1/2 Lemonade, splash of Peach syrup.
  $5.00
- BLACKBERRY ICED TEA (20 oz)
  Housemade ice tea with a splash of blackberry syrup!
  $4.85
- RASPBERRY LEMONADE SPARKLER (20 oz).
  House Lemonade with a float of Raspberry Compote, finished with Sparkling Club Soda
  $5.20
- LEMONADE (20 oz)
  From the stand to your hand, it's Lemonade, Bitch!
  $4.65
- ICED CHAI LATTE (20 oz)
  Invigorating local Morning Glory Chai with your choice of dairy or alt milk over iceFor a Dirty Iced Chai- add two shots of espresso!
  $5.95
- ICED DIRTY PUMPKIN (20 oz)
  Our NAUGHTY Pumpkin Pie Chai Latte with 2 shots of Espresso over ice
  $6.25
- ICED MOCHA (20 oz)
  Choose Ghiradhelli Dark Chocolate or White Chocolate Mocha over ice. (2 shots of espresso)
  Dark Chocolate
  $6.85
  White Chocolate
  $6.85
- ICED ORANGE INFUSED MOCHA (20 oz)
  Iced Ghirardelli Mocha with fresh Orange Zest- Hello Sunshine! Choose Dark Chocolate or White Chocolate. (2 shots espresso)
  DARK CHOCOLATE
  $6.95
  WHITE CHOCOLATE
  $6.95
- MILK
  It comes from a cow. We hear it does a body good. Li'l Bitches like it.
  12 oz Whole Milk
  $3.50
  20 oz Whole Milk
  $4.50
  12 oz Fat Free Milk
  $3.50
  20 oz Fat Free Milk
  $4.50
- ORANGE JUICE
  Freshly shaken and poured in a cup! We serve Odwalla pasteurized pure squeezed not-from-concentrate OJ
  12 oz
  $4.00
  20 oz
  $6.00
- COCA COLA
  The Classic in a 12 oz can
  $2.75
- DIET COKE
  12 oz can
  $2.75
- SPRITE
  12 oz can
  $2.75
- ROOT BEER
  12 oz can
  $2.75
- PATHWATER BOTTLED WATER
  20oz reusable aluminum bottle
  $3.50
BITCHY MERCH
- BISCUIT BITCH T-SHIRT
  Be the Bitch you always wanted to be!!
  X-Small (Women's Size Sm)
  $25.00
  Small (Unisex S)
  $25.00
  Medium (Unisex M)
  $25.00
  Large (Unisex L)
  $25.00
  XL (Unisex XL
  $25.00
  2XL (Unisex 2XL)
  $25.00
  3XL (Unisex 3XL)
  $25.00
- BISCUIT BITCH APRON
  Be a Kitchen Bitch in our Sexy AF Apron ;)
  $25.00
- BISCUIT BITCH TOTE BAG
  Our Big-Ass Tote Bag can carry two twelve-packs of Rainier, no problem.
  $20.00
- FREE STICKER (with purchase and social media mention)
  We'll give YOU a free Bitch sticker, you promise to check-in or mention us on Tik Tok, Facebook, IG or the Social Media platform of your choice. Deal? We trust you, Bitch! (thank you!) Limit one free per meal ordered (2 max!)
  FREE STICKER (limit 1 per meal purchase)
  $0.00
  BUY MORE STICKERS!
  $1.00
- BITCHY MUG
  You can drink coffee out of it or whatever the fuck you want. (Mug will be 12 oz., black with logo, but styles vary from photo)
  $10.00
- BITCH BLEND WHOLE BEAN COFFEE
  Our Signature Bitch Blend Coffee locally roasted for us by Seven Roasters since 2011. This bitchin' blend of beans from women-owned cooperatives around the world won us the Seattle Weekly Readers' Choice Award for BEST COFFEE in Seattle 2018. We'll grind it any style ya like!
  12 OZ BAG
  $14.50
  Two 12 OZ BAGS
  $28.00
- BOTTLE OF CALLAHAN'S HABANERO HOT SAUCE
  We've been featuring Callahan's in our shops since he got his start here in Seattle on the same block as the OG Bitch. Bring your Bitch up to the next level!
  $8.00