Better Than Sex - A Dessert Restaurant Menu

926 Simonton St, Key West, FL 33040
  • Drinks

    • Kola

      $4.00
    • Sparkling Water

      $4.00
    • BTL J Vineyards Pinot Noir

      A bright ruby red. it distinguishes itself with the typical hints of black currants and cherries. this is a wine of great class.
      $45.00
    • BTL Famille Perrin Reserve Blanc White Rhone Blend

      $39.00
    • Root Beer

      $4.00
    • BTL Daou Cabernet Sauvignon

      Smooth aromas of black cherry, vanilla and cola meet with a complex array of dried herbs on the nose. blackberry jam and melon flavors are dusted with cracked peppercorns and more herbs on the palate, upheld by structural tannis.
      $48.00
    • BTL Ayala Champagne

      $77.00
    • BTL Mirabelle Brut Rose

      $61.00
    • BTL Biutiful Malbec

      $45.00
    • Ginger Ale

      Not too sweet. clean and crisp with a gingery bite.
      $4.00
    • Cream Soda

      $4.00
    • BTL Paringa "Sparkling Shiraz"

      Paringa sparkling shiraz is a dazzler; long and bright with superb grapeiness; frothy on the palate, delightful finish.
      $40.00
    • Decaf Coffee

      Sexy Spiced House Coffee
      $4.00
    • BTL Prosecco

      $40.00
    • Still Water

      $4.00
    • Reg Coffee

      $4.00
    • BTL Rosa Regale

      Banfi's rosa regale is sweet and bubbly with hints of raspberries, strawberries, and roses
      $42.00
    • BTL Alexander Valley Zinfandel

      $42.00
    • BTL La Perlina Moscato

      $39.00
  • Merchandise

    • Romance Candles

      $32.00
  • Desserts

    • Morning After

      Danish Brie Cheese. Dark Belgian Chocolate. Wake up with Cinnamon Sugar. Strawberry Champagne Soup.
      $14.00
    • Popcorn Pimp Cheesecake

      Rich. Smooth. Airy.... Just how we like our men. Vanilla Bean Cheesecake. Sugar Cookie Dough Crust. Salted Popcorn Chocolate Bark. Caramel Saucy.
      $14.00
    • Blueberry Birthday

      Buttered up Cinnamon-Sugar toast. Belgian White Chocolate. Spiked Blueberry Compote and Brie Cheesy kind of Mate. Strawberry Champagne Soup.
      $15.00
    • Caress My Carrot

      Embrace your inner snuggle-bunny and nuzzle up to this smooth carrot cake. Dried cranberries, pineapple, and pecans deep within. Fondled with vanilla- bean cream cheese frosting and a dribble of honey.\r\n(Made with a Gluten Free Flour, However we are not a gluten free facility\r\nand all items are made on shared equipment)
      $14.00
    • Peanut Butter Perversion

      Deviantly Corrupt Peanut Butter Silk Pie. Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Crust. Salted Peanut Chocolate Bark. Adult Jelly.
      $14.00
    • Between My Red Velvet Sheets Cheesecake

      Slide in gently, slowly welcoming the supple embrace this cheesecake is about to give you. An enhanced version of the original, the flavors of a red velvet cake whisper coyly throughout.\r\nThis girthy cheesecake gets laid intently onto a bed of seductively soft dark chocolate cookie crust, only to be given an unexpected thrust when letting go of your inhibitions. The erect silky chocolate frosting and tease of strawberry will tickle your tongue and prepare you for oral stimulation.
      $15.00
    • Berry Bondage

      You must agree to this sensual experience as the first swallow may leave you feeling helpless. The paraphernalia used in this scene involves tenderly submissive Crepes that temporarily transfer control to repeated layers of Fresh Raspberries and Silky Tart White Chocolate Ganache. Occasionally spanked with a tease of Raspberry Liquor allows for more accessible pleasure. Feeling tempted to restrain from taking another nibble? Oh no, you're about to be Whipped with an Amaretto infused Topping and Berries bonded with a squirt of Strawberry Sauce.\r\nCAUTION: A bound person should never be left unattended and should be constantly monitored.
      $16.00
    • Cookie Nookie Pie

      Intense Sweetie Pie. Chocolate Chip and Walnut Cookie filling wrapped in a Flakey Pie Crust. Vanilla Bean Ball. Caramel and Semi-Sweet Chocolate.
      $14.00
    • Man Flowers

      Tall. Dark. Handsome. Proud and erect chocolate stout cake. Tart dark chocolate frosting. Chocolate stout ganache. Irish cream ice cream. Salted caramel.
      $15.00
    • Winter Sex

      This Exotic & Unique Bread Pudding magically bakes into mouth feels of a cake and a brownie yet is actually a Bread Pudding. It’s Deep, Dark, Chocolate penetrates a tease of Big Dark Sweet Cherries swimming in a ménage a trois of chocolates and baked dark dense Pumpernickel Bread & Butter. A Voluptuous Mound of Cheesecake Ice Cream and Rum Spiked Cherry Compote is the perfect Sexual Union for Gradual Consummation.
      $15.69
    • Double Stuffed

      Oreo Bread Pudding. Sweet White Chocolate. Vanilla Bean Love Custard. Cheesecake Ice Cream.
      $14.00
    • Santa's Slay

      Our signature velvety smooth Red Velvet Cheesecake is dressed to impress this holiday season. Perched on a triple chocolate Christmas cookie dough crust, this girthy cheesecake is secretly filled with the flavors of a red velvet cake, but ‘slays’ as a Hearty “Ho,ho,ho” of all cheesecake. Topped with a Festive Swirl of the North Poles Vanilla Bean Cream Cheese Frosting that’s filled with a Bowl Full of Jelly (Strawberry Coulis). This jovial figure holds it all together adorned in his dark chocolate and edible gold belt. Behaving encouraged…. Santa is coming to town!
      $15.69
    • Missionary Crisp

      Red Delicious 'skin-on' apples. Buttery cake-like layer "On Top". Salted Graham Cracker. Vanilla Bean Balls. Caramel.
      $14.00
    • Perfect Partner

      Two Chilly Vanilla Bean Balls Squirted with Callebaut White Chocolate.
      $8.00
    • All Tuxed Up

      Sophisticated and Sexy, this Dapper Gent is dressed from Head to Toe. A Body of Madagascar Vanilla Bean Cheesecake\r\nrests on top of a Sugar Cookie Dough Crust, then Slathers himself in a Champagne Kissed Chocolate Ganache. Refined in\r\na White Chocolate Bow Tie and Top Hat with a Touch of Gold Dust Bling.
      $15.00
    • Fever TG

      Smooth. Soft. Supple. A warm airy Chocolate Cake full of body that’s oozing a subtle Chocolate Pudding underneath. Rubbing up against cool white Vanilla Bean Balls.
      $13.00

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