Heaven's Door Bourbon, turbinado, Angostura bitters. Makes four drinks or, if you're like me, three large drinks. Literally just pour it into a glass over ice. (Tip: Store it in your freezer.)
$21.00
APPS & SNACKS
Our Famous Wings
Six big wings tossed in your choice of sauce: Buffalo, Lemon\r\nPepper, Mango Habanero, or Garlic Parmesan. (“Breaded” in rice\r\nflour, tapioca flour, and corn starch.) Served with our housemade ranch.
$11.00
Brick Sticks
Wisconsin brick cheese, breaded, deep fried. Served with vodka dipping sauce.
$9.00
Burger In A Pizza Oven
Bar burger with ketchup, mustard, grilled onions, and American cheese. Add fries!
$8.00
Fried Spaghetti
Four breaded and fried spaghetti balls with vodka sauce, brick cheese, and vodka dipping sauce
$11.00
Garlic Parm Fries
Our crispy steak fries tossed in garlic butter, shaved parmesan, and basil
$8.00
House Fries
Crispy on the outside, soft on the inside, seasoned perfectly!
$6.00
Pizza Fries
Steak fries with pizza sauce, melted brick cheese, pepperoni, salami, and Calabrese peppers and marinara dipping sauce
Monterey, CA babyyyy! It's a pinot noir and it be pinot noiring: cherries, blackberries and plums with notes of vanilla, mocha and oak. Medium-bodied, bright red fruit, soft yet structured tannins with a lingering sweet oak finish.
$25.00
BTL Ercole Barbera (Red) 1L
I stg I was selling this wine before anyone else had even heard of it, and now it's everywhere. Does that mean we're cool or not cool? Delicious 1L Barbera.
$30.00
BTL No Fine Print Cab
Comin' straight outta Lodi, CA. Good ol' Cab that goes amazing with pizza. Isn't it cool that we don't jack up our wine prices.
$30.00
BTL Chateau Eugenie Malbec
Did you know Malbec originally came from France? This is one of the best.
$30.00
BTL Extra Ball Chinon Cab Franc
$35.00
White
BTL Scarpetto Pinot Grigio
Pinot Grigio made by maybe the most famous Master Sommelier ever (oxymoron?) Bobby Stuckey. He's a great guy and his wine is a great guy too.
$25.00
BTL Ercole White Blend 1L
90% Cortese (look it up), 8% Chard, 2% Sauv Blanc. It's so tasty and it comes in a liter so it's like getting a glass for free. Yum.
$25.00
BTL Métier Sauv Blanc
I love French Sav Blanc, but when you only have one on the menu you have to kind of pick your battles. This isn't a big saline bomb, super well balanced and not crazy grapefruit-citrus like the NZ stuff (which I also love).
$30.00
BTL Domaine De La Tourmaline Muscadet
If my name was Björn I might ask you to "take a chance" on this amazing wine. (That's an ABBA joke.) Super well balanced, refreshing, minerality but people who hang out in our bar don't drink a lot of muscadet so we hand sell most of it.
$30.00
BTL Domaine Girard Chardonnay
Medium body, fresh picked apples, pears and no oak. Someone the other day said that Chardonnay was an old lady wine and that person is incorrect.
$25.00
Rose
BTL Ercole Rose 1L
Hmm, these guys have three Ercole wines on the menu. Does that mean Ercole is really good or that the guy who buys the wine isn't trying very hard. Curious emoji.
$30.00
BTL Rose Moulin De Gassac
Do you think it's weird that people don't talk about what kind of grapes are in rose as much as they do other styles of wine? That's because you pretty much only care about what shade of pink the wine is. This one is light pink. (Shiraz/Carignan/Grenache.)
$25.00
Sparkling
BTL Poema Cava
"Drinking every night because we drink to my accomplishments" -Drake \r\n\r\nEven if your greatest accomplishment today was driving over to pick up your pizza you can still celebrate it with this super affordable Cava that doesn't suck.
$25.00
BTL Toresella Sparkling Rose
If you're looking for a sparkling rose, here it is! Drink it in the park, drink it at Miller Outdoor Theater, drink it in the bathroom at your family gathering so you can avoid your weird third cousin!
$25.00
BTL Lambrusco Lini 910
What were we doing in the 90s and 2000s when only the best informed of us knew that Lambrusco wasn't just super sweet trash you chugged at the discoteque. This is so good!
$30.00
BTL Ercole Pet Nat
$30.00
Shirts
Purple "MALORT" Tee
$25.00
Gray "MALORT" Tee
$25.00
Reaper Unisex Tee
Black shirt, white ink, large Betelgeuse Reaper logo on back
$25.00
Glow-In-The-Dark Dragon Tee
$25.00
Tattoo Flash T-Shirt
$25.00
"Astros" Navy Blue Tee
$25.00
Black "Logo"
$25.00
Dragon YOUTH SIZES
Unisex White Shirt Black Logo
$20.00
Women's Black Shirt
$20.00
Clearance Shirt
$10.00
Other Merch
Betelgeuse X Ebbetts Field Black Flannel Hat
$55.00
Betelgeuse Bandana
$20.00
Pen
It's a Betelgeuse pen! Why not?
Hot Sauce 5 Oz
I'm a hot sauce on pizza guy and we did a v good job on this if I may say so myself. Inquire on available flavors.