Betelgeuse Betelgeuse Menu

4.5
(200+ Reviews)
  • COCKTAILS TO-GO

    The only good thing to come out of the pandemic: we can sell cocktails to-go now.
    • BARREL-AGED OLD FASHIONED 375 ML

      Heaven's Door Bourbon, turbinado, Angostura bitters. Literally just pour it into a glass over ice. Makes four drinks, or three big ones if you're like me. (Tip: Store it in your freezer.) Order during happy hour (4-6 daily) for only $17!
      $21.00
      BARREL-AGED OLD FASHIONED 375 ML
    • BARREL-AGED AND BEESWAXED NEGRONI 375 ML

      Gin, Carpano Antica Vermouth, Campari, barrel-aged and stored in beeswax lined bottle for a silky smooth mouthfeel. Makes four drinks, or three big ones if you're like me. Just pour it over ice and enjoy. (Tip: Store it in your freezer.) Order during happy hour (4-6 daily) for only $17!
      $21.00
      BARREL-AGED AND BEESWAXED NEGRONI 375 ML
    • Margarita on the Rocks to-go

      El Tesoro Reposado Single Barrel, triple sec, fresh lime, agave syrup. Order during happy hour (4-6 daily) for only $8!
      $10.00
      Margarita on the Rocks to-go
    • Cherry Vanilla Coke to-go

      Cherry and vanilla bean-infused Heaven's Door Bourbon, Cherry Heering, Licor 43, Mexican Coke. Order during happy hour (4-6 daily) for only $8!
      $10.00
    • "Mommy, What's a Funkadelic?" to-go!

      Amaras Verde Mezcal, pineapple liqueur, vanilla syrup, pineapple juice, lime juice, house-made tepache. Order during happy hour (4-6 daily) for only $8!
      $10.00
      "Mommy, What's a Funkadelic?" to-go!
    • Cocktail Four-Pack to-go!

      Pick any combination of four single-serve cocktails and save! Choose four total: Cherry Vanilla Coke, Margarita on the Rocks, "Mommy, What's a Funkadelic?" Please write your selections in Special Instructions. Order during happy hour (4-6 daily) for only $28!
      $35.00
      Cocktail Four-Pack to-go!
  • SIX PACKS TO-GO

    • Coors Banquet Sixer

      It's a six-pack of Banquet bottles! Order from our website and save!
      $12.00
      Coors Banquet Sixer
    • Lone Star Tall Boy Sixer

      It's a six-pack of Lone Star Tall Boys! Order from our website and save!
      $12.00
      Lone Star Tall Boy Sixer
    • Michelob Ultra Sixer

      It's a six-pack of Mich Ultra bottles! Order from our website and save!
      $13.00
      Michelob Ultra Sixer
    • Miller High Life Sixer

      It's a six-pack of Miller High Life bottles! Order from our website and save!
      $12.00
      Miller High Life Sixer
    • Miller Lite Sixer

      It's a six-pack of Miller Lite bottles! Order from our website and save!
      $12.00
      Miller Lite Sixer
    • Pacifico Sixer

      $14.00
    • Shiner Bock Sixer

      It's a six-pack of Shiner Bock bottles! Order from our website and save!
      $14.00
      Shiner Bock Sixer
    • Yuengling Lager Sixer

      It's a six-pack of Yuengling Lager bottles! Order from our website and save!
      $12.00
      Yuengling Lager Sixer
  • APPS & SNACKS

    • House Salad

      Romaine, pickled carrots, red onions, cucumber, grape tomato, basil, banana peppers, house parmesan dressing
      $11.00
      House Salad
    • Caesar Salad

      Romaine Lettuce, Caesar Dressing, Parmesan cheese, croutons.
      $12.00
      Caesar Salad
    • Fried Spaghetti

      Four fried spaghetti balls with vodka sauce, brick cheese, and vodka dipping sauce
      $11.00
      Fried Spaghetti
    • Brick Sticks

      Wisconsin Brick Cheese, breaded, deep fried, served with vodka dipping sauce
      $9.00
      Brick Sticks
    • Space Balls

      House-made dough balls, roasted garlic butter, shaved parmesan, marinara dipping sauce
      $8.00
      Space Balls
    • Our Famous Wings

      Six big wings tossed in your choice of sauce: Buffalo, Lemon Pepper, Mango Habanero, or Garlic Parmesan. (“Breaded” in rice flour, tapioca flour, and corn starch.) Comes with our homemade ranch.
      $11.00
      Our Famous Wings
    • Burger in a Pizza Oven

      Bar burger with ketchup, mustard, grilled onions, and American cheese. Add fries!
      $8.00
      Burger in a Pizza Oven
    • House Fries

      Crispy on the outside, soft on the inside, seasoned perfectly!
      $6.00
      House Fries
    • Garlic Parm Fries

      Our crispy french fries tossed in garlic butter, shaved parmesan, and basil
      $8.00
      Garlic Parm Fries
    • Pizza Fries

      Steak fries with pizza sauce, melted brick cheese, pepperoni, salami, and Calabrese peppers and marinara dipping sauce
      $11.00
      Pizza Fries
    • Ice Cream

      $5.00
  • PIZZA

    • Pizza of the Month: Marghatoni

      Cupping pepperoni, fresh mozz, dollops of vodka sauce, roasted garlic oil, and shredded basil.
      $13.00
      Pizza of the Month: Marghatoni
    • CHEESE (V)

      The classic Ironclad cheese pizza with brick cheese and pizza sauce. Order delivery from our website and save!
      $11.00
      CHEESE (V)
    • PEPPS

      Natural cased pepperoni, pizza sauce, Brick cheese. Order delivery from our website and save!
      $11.00
    • A VEG SUPREME (V)

      Onions, peppers, mushrooms, Feta, oregano. Order delivery from our website and save!
      $12.00
      A VEG SUPREME (V)
    • ALPHA CENTAURI

      house-made Italian sausage, sauteed peppers, Calabrian chili oil, orange zest. Order delivery from our website and save!
      $13.00
      ALPHA CENTAURI
    • BGBG HAWAIIAN

      Spicy pizza sauce, cupping pepperoni, crushed pineapple, pickled jalapeños, fresh-grated grana padano cheese
      $13.00
      BGBG HAWAIIAN
    • BUFFALO CHICKEN

      Spicy pizza sauce, brick cheese, buffalo chicken, ranch drizzle, fresh green onions. Order delivery from our website and save!
      $13.00
      BUFFALO CHICKEN
    • CLASSICO NUOVO

      natural cased pepperoni, mushrooms, feta, chili flake. Order delivery from our website and save!
      $12.00
      CLASSICO NUOVO
    • DO YOU WANT MORE?!!!??!

      Lemon ricotta, pizza cheese, lamb sausage, garlic honey, za'atar spice. Tribute pie to the guys at Down North in Philly. Order delivery from our website and save!
      $13.00
      DO YOU WANT MORE?!!!??!
    • DRACO

      $13.00
    • HERCULES HERCULES

      Natural cased pepperoni, house-made Italian sausage, pancetta, Genoa salami. Order delivery from our website and save!
      $14.00
      HERCULES HERCULES
    • HIGHWAY TO HELL

      Jalapeno, habanero, ground beef, and chevre. Spicy! Order delivery from our website and save!
      $12.00
      HIGHWAY TO HELL
    • PESTO FUNGO (V)

      Pizza cheese, mushrooms, red onion, basil pesto (no nuts), grated parm, fresh basil, fresh grated Pecorino Romano, lemon wedge
      $13.00
      PESTO FUNGO (V)
    • PICKLE BACON RANCH (PBR)

      PBR: Pickle, Bacon, Ranch! Garlic oil, brick cheese, sliced pickles, chopped bacon, dill, ranch drizzle!
      $13.00
      PICKLE BACON RANCH (PBR)
    • SAUSAGE-FETA

      House-made Italian sausage, white onions, feta. Order delivery from our website and save!
      $12.00
      SAUSAGE-FETA
    • SPINACH ARTICHOKE (V)

      Ricotta base, tomato, & spinach-artichoke-garlic mix. Order delivery from our website and save!
      $12.00
      SPINACH ARTICHOKE (V)
    • SUPERNOVA

      Pepperoni, house-made Italian Sausage, mushrooms, onion, peppers. Order delivery from our website and save!
      $14.00
    • THAT SWEET FUNK

      Shaved brussels sprouts, pancetta, blue cheese crumbles, hot honey. Order delivery from our website and save!
      $13.00
      THAT SWEET FUNK
    • THREE SAUCE (V)

      Marinara, vodka sauce, basil pesto (no nuts), pizza cheese, mozzarella medallions. Order delivery from our website and save!
      $12.00
      THREE SAUCE (V)
    • URSA MAJOR (V)

      Roma tomatoes, fresh basil, roasted garlic oil, garlic confit. Order delivery from our website and save!
      $12.00
      URSA MAJOR (V)
  • SAUCES AND CONDIMENTS

    • Ranch

      We make this ranch in house and it's insanely good.
      $2.00
    • Marinara

      $1.00
    • Vodka sauce

      $1.00
    • Pickled Jalapeno

      $1.50
    • Buffalo Sauce

      Discussion topic: If we assume buffalo sauce is the best wing sauce, what is the SECOND best wing sauce? Almost no one agrees on this.
      $0.69
    • Grated Parm

      $0.50
    • Chili Flakes

      $0.25
    • Chili Oil

      $1.00
    • Chopped Basil

      $0.25
    • Hot Honey

      $1.00
    • Ketchup

    • Mustard

    • Mayo

    • Blu Cheese crumbles

      $1.50
    • side of jalapenos

      $1.00
  • Bottled Beverages

    • Mexican Coke (500 mL)

      Without looking, how many ounces is 500 mL? If you guessed ~17, you're right. It's Mexican Coke, pure cane sugar!
      $4.50
      Mexican Coke (500 mL)
    • Richard's Rainwater SPARKLING

      $3.00
      Richard's Rainwater SPARKLING
    • Richard's Rainwater STILL

      $2.50
      Richard's Rainwater STILL
    • St Arnold Ginger Beer

      It’s delicious St Arnold Ginger Beer! (Baby not included.)
      $4.00
      St Arnold Ginger Beer
    • Topo Chico

      The biggest bubbles in the soda water game.
      $3.50
      Topo Chico
    • Virgil's Orange Cream Soda

      $4.50
      Virgil's Orange Cream Soda
    • 20oz Fountain Soda

      Crushed Ice Cold.
      $3.00
  • Red

    • BTL Tassajara Pinot Noir

      Monterey, CA babyyyy! It's a pinot noir and it be pinot noiring: cherries, blackberries and plums with notes of vanilla, mocha and oak. Medium-bodied, bright red fruit, soft yet structured tannins with a lingering sweet oak finish.
      $25.00
      BTL Tassajara Pinot Noir
    • BTL Ercole Barbera (Red) 1L

      I stg I was selling this wine before anyone else had even heard of it, and now it's everywhere. Does that mean we're cool or not cool? Delicious 1L Barbera.
      $30.00
      BTL Ercole Barbera (Red) 1L
    • BTL No Fine Print Cab

      Comin' straight outta Lodi, CA. Good ol' Cab that goes amazing with pizza. Isn't it cool that we don't jack up our wine prices.
      $30.00
      BTL No Fine Print Cab
    • BTL Bonnete Red Blend

      $30.00
  • White

    • BTL Scarpetto Pinot Grigio

      Pinot Grigio made by maybe the most famous Master Sommelier ever (oxymoron?) Bobby Stuckey. He's a great guy and his wine is a great guy too.
      $25.00
      BTL Scarpetto Pinot Grigio
    • BTL Ercole White Blend 1L

      90% Cortese (look it up), 8% Chard, 2% Sauv Blanc. It's so tasty and it comes in a liter so it's like getting a glass for free. Yum.
      $25.00
      BTL Ercole White Blend 1L
    • BTL Metier Sav Blanc

      I love French Sav Blanc, but when you only have one on the menu you have to kind of pick your battles. This isn't a big saline bomb, super well balanced and not crazy grapefruit-citrus like the NZ stuff (which I also love).
      $30.00
      BTL Metier Sav Blanc
    • BTL Domaine de la Tourmaline Muscadet

      If my name was Björn I might ask you to "take a chance" on this amazing wine. (That's an ABBA joke.) Super well balanced, refreshing, minerality but people who hang out in our bar don't drink a lot of muscadet so we hand sell most of it.
      $30.00
      BTL Domaine de la Tourmaline Muscadet
    • BTL Liberation Chardonnay

      Medium body, fresh picked apples, pears and no oak. Someone the other day said that Chardonnay was an old lady wine and that person is incorrect.
      $25.00
  • Rose

    • BTL Hecht & Bannier Rose

      $30.00
    • BTL Aqua Di Venus Rose

      $30.00
  • Sparkling

    • BTL Poema Cava

      "Drinking every night because we drink to my accomplishments" -Drake Even if your greatest accomplishment today was driving over to pick up your pizza you can still celebrate it with this super affordable Cava that doesn't suck.
      $25.00
      BTL Poema Cava
    • BTL Toresella Sparkling Rose

      If you're looking for a sparkling rose, here it is! Drink it in the park, drink it at Miller Outdoor Theater, drink it in the bathroom at your family gathering so you can avoid your weird third cousin!
      $25.00
      BTL Toresella Sparkling Rose
    • BTL Infusions Blanc de Noirs

      $30.00
  • Shirts

    • FLASH SHEET T-SHIRT

      $25.00
      FLASH SHEET T-SHIRT
    • MALORT SHIRT (PURPLE)

      $25.00
      MALORT SHIRT (PURPLE)
    • MALORT SHIRT (GRAY)

      $25.00
      MALORT SHIRT (GRAY)
    • BEETLEJUICE SHIRT

      $25.00
      BEETLEJUICE SHIRT
    • REAPER SHIRT

      $25.00
    • 3D REAPER SHIRT

      Acid wash/3D design. It's SICK!
      $27.00
      3D REAPER SHIRT
  • Other Merch

    • Pen

      It's a Betelgeuse pen! Why not?
      $0.30
      Pen
    • Sticker

      It's a Betelgeuse sticker! Grab a few and put them all over town. (Style may vary with availability.)
      Sticker
    • Betelgeuse Hot Sauce

      Made in-house! Please inquire about current flavors. Typical flavors: Garlic-Habanero, Hatch, Serrano-Jalapeno
      $6.00
      Betelgeuse Hot Sauce

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