Betelgeuse Betelgeuse Menu

4500 Montrose Blvd, Houston, TX 77006
  • PROMO & TOP

    • ❤️‍🔥PEPPS

      ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥 Most popular Natural cased pepperoni, pizza sauce, Brick cheese. Order delivery from our website and save!
      $11.00
  • COCKTAILS TO-GO

    • BARREL-AGED OLD FASHIONED 375 ML

      Heaven's Door Bourbon, turbinado, Angostura bitters. Literally just pour it into a glass over ice. Makes four drinks, or three big ones if you're like me. (Tip: Store it in your freezer.) Order during happy hour (4-6 daily) for only $17!
      $21.00
    • BARREL-AGED AND BEESWAXED NEGRONI 375 ML

      Gin, Carpano Antica Vermouth, Campari, barrel-aged and stored in beeswax lined bottle for a silky smooth mouthfeel. Makes four drinks, or three big ones if you're like me. Just pour it over ice and enjoy. (Tip: Store it in your freezer.) Order during happy hour (4-6 daily) for only $17!
      $21.00
    • Margarita On The Rocks To-Go

      El Tesoro Reposado Single Barrel, triple sec, fresh lime, agave syrup. Order during happy hour (4-6 daily) for only $8!
      $10.00
    • "Mommy, What's A Funkadelic?" To-Go!

      Amaras Verde Mezcal, pineapple liqueur, vanilla syrup, pineapple juice, lime juice, house-made tepache. Order during happy hour (4-6 daily) for only $8!
      $10.00
    • Cocktail Four-Pack To-Go!

      Pick any combination of four single-serve cocktails and save! Choose four total: Cherry Vanilla Coke, Margarita on the Rocks, "Mommy, What's a Funkadelic?" Please write your selections in Special Instructions. Order during happy hour (4-6 daily) for only $28!
      $35.00
    • Cherry Vanilla Coke To-Go

      Cherry and vanilla bean-infused Heaven's Door Bourbon, Cherry Heering, Licor 43, Mexican Coke. Order during happy hour (4-6 daily) for only $8!
      $10.00
  • SIX PACKS TO-GO

    • Coors Banquet Sixer

      It's a six-pack of Banquet bottles! Order from our website and save!
      $12.00
    • Crawford Bock Sixer

      It's a six-pack of Crawford Bock cans! Order from our website and save!
      $13.00
    • Lone Star Tall Boy Sixer

      It's a six-pack of Lone Star Tall Boys! Order from our website and save!
      $12.00
    • Michelob Ultra Sixer

      It's a six-pack of Mich Ultra bottles! Order from our website and save!
      $13.00
    • Miller High Life Sixer

      It's a six-pack of Miller High Life bottles! Order from our website and save!
      $12.00
    • Miller Lite Sixer

      It's a six-pack of Miller Lite bottles! Order from our website and save!
      $12.00
    • Montucky Cold Snacks Sixer

      It's a six-pack of Montucky Cold Snacks Tall Boys! Order from our website and save!
      $12.00
    • Shiner Bock Sixer

      It's a six-pack of Shiner Bock bottles! Order from our website and save!
      $14.00
    • Southern Star Bombshell Sixer

      It's a six-pack of Southern Star Bombshell Blonde cans! Order from our website and save!
      $14.00
    • Yuengling Lager Sixer

      It's a six-pack of Yuengling Lager bottles! Order from our website and save!
      $12.00
  • APPS & SNACKS

    • House Salad

      Romaine, pickled carrots, red onions, cucumber, grape tomato, basil, banana peppers, house parmesan dressing
      $11.00
    • Spring Salad

      Arugula, mission dried figs, toasted almonds, herbed goat cheese, honey balsamic vinaigrette
      $12.00
    • Fried Spaghetti

      Four fried spaghetti balls with vodka sauce, brick cheese, and vodka dipping sauce
      $11.00
    • Brick Sticks

      Wisconsin Brick Cheese, breaded, deep fried, served with vodka dipping sauce
      $9.00
    • Space Balls

      House-made dough balls, roasted garlic butter, shaved parmesan, marinara dipping sauce
      $8.00
    • Our Famous Wings

      Six big wings tossed in your choice of sauce: Buffalo, Lemon Pepper, Mango Habanero, or Garlic Parmesan. (“Breaded” in rice flour, tapioca flour, and corn starch.) Comes with our homemade ranch.
      $11.00
    • Burger In A Pizza Oven

      Bar burger with ketchup, mustard, grilled onions, and American cheese. Add fries!
      $8.00
    • House Fries

      Crispy on the outside, soft on the inside, seasoned perfectly!
      $6.00
    • Garlic Parm Fries

      Our crispy french fries tossed in garlic butter, shaved parmesan, and basil
      $8.00
    • Pizza Fries

      Steak fries with pizza sauce, melted brick cheese, pepperoni, salami, and Calabrese peppers and marinara dipping sauce
      $11.00
    • Rotating Ice Cream

      $5.00
  • PIZZA

    • CHEESE (V)

      The classic Ironclad cheese pizza with brick cheese and pizza sauce. Order delivery from our website and save!
      $11.00
    • BGBG HAWAIIAN

      Spicy pizza sauce, cupping pepperoni, crushed pineapple, pickled jalapeños, fresh-grated grana padano cheese
      $13.00
    • A VEG SUPREME (V)

      Onions, peppers, mushrooms, Feta, oregano. Order delivery from our website and save!
      $12.00
    • ALPHA CENTAURI

      house-made Italian sausage, sauteed peppers, Calabrian chili oil, orange zest. Order delivery from our website and save!
      $13.00
    • BUFFALO CHICKEN

      Spicy pizza sauce, brick cheese, buffalo chicken, ranch drizzle, fresh green onions. Order delivery from our website and save!
      $13.00
    • CLASSICO NUOVO

      natural cased pepperoni, mushrooms, feta, chili flake. Order delivery from our website and save!
      $12.00
    • DO YOU WANT MORE?!!!??!

      Lemon ricotta, pizza cheese, lamb sausage, garlic honey, za'atar spice. Tribute pie to the guys at Down North in Philly. Order delivery from our website and save!
      $13.00
    • HIGHWAY TO HELL

      Jalapeno, habanero, ground beef, and chevre. Spicy! Order delivery from our website and save!
      $12.00
    • PESTO FUNGO (V)

      Pizza cheese, mushrooms, red onion, basil pesto (no nuts), grated parm, fresh basil, fresh grated Pecorino Romano, lemon wedge
      $13.00
    • SAUSAGE-FETA

      House-made Italian sausage, white onions, feta. Order delivery from our website and save!
      $12.00
    • SPINACH ARTICHOKE (V)

      Ricotta base, tomato, & spinach-artichoke-garlic mix. Order delivery from our website and save!
      $12.00
    • THAT SWEET FUNK

      Shaved brussels sprouts, pancetta, blue cheese crumbles, hot honey. Order delivery from our website and save!
      $13.00
    • THREE SAUCE (V)

      Marinara, vodka sauce, basil pesto (no nuts), pizza cheese, mozzarella medallions. Order delivery from our website and save!
      $12.00
    • URSA MAJOR (V)

      Roma tomatoes, fresh basil, roasted garlic oil, garlic confit. Order delivery from our website and save!
      $12.00
    • ❤️‍🔥PEPPS

      ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥 Most popular Natural cased pepperoni, pizza sauce, Brick cheese. Order delivery from our website and save!
      $11.00
    • SUPERNOVA

      Pepperoni, house-made Italian Sausage, mushrooms, onion, peppers. Order delivery from our website and save!
      $14.00
  • SAUCES AND CONDIMENTS

    • Ranch

      We make this ranch in house and it's insanely good.
      $2.00
    • Marinara

      $1.00
    • Vodka Sauce

      $1.00
    • Pickled Jalapeno

      $1.50
    • Buffalo Sauce

      Discussion topic: If we assume buffalo sauce is the best wing sauce, what is the SECOND best wing sauce? Almost no one agrees on this.
      $0.69
    • Grated Parm

      $0.50
    • Chili Flakes

      $0.25
    • Chili Oil

      $1.00
    • Chopped Basil

      $0.25
    • Hot Honey

      $1.00
  • Bottled Beverages

    • Mexican Coke (500 ML)

      Without looking, how many ounces is 500 mL? If you guessed ~17, you're right. It's Mexican Coke, pure cane sugar!
      $4.50
    • Richard's Rainwater SPARKLING

      $3.00
    • Richard's Rainwater STILL

      $2.50
    • St Arnold Ginger Beer

      It’s delicious St Arnold Ginger Beer! (Baby not included.)
      $4.00
    • St Arnold Root Beer

      “I love St Arnold Root Beer!” -Everyone
      $4.00
    • Topo Chico

      The biggest bubbles in the soda water game.
      $3.50
    • Virgil's Orange Cream Soda

      $4.50
  • Red

    • BTL Tassajara Pinot Noir

      Monterey, CA babyyyy! It's a pinot noir and it be pinot noiring: cherries, blackberries and plums with notes of vanilla, mocha and oak. Medium-bodied, bright red fruit, soft yet structured tannins with a lingering sweet oak finish.
      $25.00
    • BTL Ercole Barbera (Red) 1L

      I stg I was selling this wine before anyone else had even heard of it, and now it's everywhere. Does that mean we're cool or not cool? Delicious 1L Barbera.
      $30.00
    • BTL No Fine Print Cab

      Comin' straight outta Lodi, CA. Good ol' Cab that goes amazing with pizza. Isn't it cool that we don't jack up our wine prices.
      $30.00
    • BTL Chateau Eugenie Malbec

      Did you know Malbec originally came from France? This is one of the best.
      $30.00
    • BTL Chateau La Cote Cotes Du Rhone

      $30.00
  • White

    • BTL Scarpetto Pinot Grigio

      Pinot Grigio made by maybe the most famous Master Sommelier ever (oxymoron?) Bobby Stuckey. He's a great guy and his wine is a great guy too.
      $25.00
    • BTL Ercole White Blend 1L

      90% Cortese (look it up), 8% Chard, 2% Sauv Blanc. It's so tasty and it comes in a liter so it's like getting a glass for free. Yum.
      $25.00
    • BTL Domaine Matignon Sav Blanc

      I love French Sav Blanc, but when you only have one on the menu you have to kind of pick your battles. This isn't a big saline bomb, super well balanced and not crazy grapefruit-citrus like the NZ stuff (which I also love).
      $30.00
    • BTL Domaine De La Tourmaline Muscadet

      If my name was Björn I might ask you to "take a chance" on this amazing wine. (That's an ABBA joke.) Super well balanced, refreshing, minerality but people who hang out in our bar don't drink a lot of muscadet so we hand sell most of it.
      $30.00
  • Rose

    • BTL Ercole Rose 1L

      Hmm, these guys have three Ercole wines on the menu. Does that mean Ercole is really good or that the guy who buys the wine isn't trying very hard. Curious emoji.
      $30.00
    • BTL Ercole Pet Nat Rose

      We eff with Pet Nat around here, as the kids would say. This Pet Nat is just what you'd hope for: fruity, effervescent, just delightful.
      $30.00
  • Sparkling

    • BTL Poema Cava

      "Drinking every night because we drink to my accomplishments" -Drake Even if your greatest accomplishment today was driving over to pick up your pizza you can still celebrate it with this super affordable Cava that doesn't suck.
      $25.00
    • BTL Toresella Sparkling Rose

      If you're looking for a sparkling rose, here it is! Drink it in the park, drink it at Miller Outdoor Theater, drink it in the bathroom at your family gathering so you can avoid your weird third cousin!
      $25.00
    • BTL Infusions Blanc De Noirs

      $30.00
  • Shirts

    • FLASH SHEET T-SHIRT

      $25.00
    • MALORT SHIRT (PURPLE)

      $25.00
    • MALORT SHIRT (GRAY)

      $25.00
  • Other Merch

    • Pen

      It's a Betelgeuse pen! Why not?
      $0.30
    • Betelgeuse Hot Sauce

      Made in-house! Please inquire about current flavors. Typical flavors: Garlic-Habanero, Hatch, Serrano-Jalapeno
      $6.00

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